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Post subject: Re: XWA Vendetta #16 Live @ Montreal Quebec, Canada
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:12 pm
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PrototypeVSJustin WhitmoreVSDestruction GodVSMax Taylor Number One Contender Shot for International Title
Before Vendetta 16
Prototype is seen walking through the door from the parking lot wearing a Black Suit with White Lines down the side. He is not wearing the glasses this time and his normal smirk is not on his face but now his face is covered by a band-aid and stiches on the top of his head and with each step his teeth grind with the pain as he limbs down the hall way. This is the after affect of the match last week between Starship Pain vs the world champion Caleb Spires and Alex Firecracker. Prototype walks by the GM Mega's office and standing in front of the door with arms folded is the big bad Bodyguard Rampage. Prototype takes the bag off his shoulder and gives Rampage a look and Rampage moves out of the way from the door and posted on the door is the match-ups for the Vendetta.
Prototype puts his finger on the paper moving his finger up and down trying to find where his match is for later tonight and then his finger stops moving and his eyes move left to right reading the match information. Then he steps back and takes a deep breath and rolls his eyes then begins walking to the lockerroom and goes into the Starship Pain Locker room and he sees HHH619 layin down across the couch and Ash sitting in a Chair with her legs kicked up in the air and both staring into the tv as a XWA commerical pops up.
The First XWA Draft has passed and now its time for the road to Xtreme Champions! the time where every championship will be on the line. Like Who will face JKX for the International Title? who will face Caleb for the World Title? All of the champions fates are in your hands! Look at Vendetta and mayhem every week to get more information on how you can decide the wrestlers fate.Or you can also head over to www.xwauniverse.com. Pre-Order Xtreme Champions on PPV and get a Xtreme Champions T-Shirt free with your order courtesy of XWA. So how will for vote?
HHH619: Man i hope i dont get stuck against somebody unbelievably good, wait nevermind i can beat anybody
Ash: Wow dude your full of yourself but sadly its true! Haha
HHH619:Haha yeah i know right , so Proto you get a match tonight.
Prototype is standing in front of the locker and is putting his bag in there and is starting to unbutton his shirt.
Prototype: Yeah (he said quickly and quietly)
HHH619: Ohh cool? You already man?
Yeah perfectly fine (Again quietly and quickly)
HHH619: Ehhh Alright man.
JKX then with a smirk on his face pushes open the door and walks in and looks at everybody.
HHH619: Hey JKX
Ash: Hey buddy
JKX: Hey guys, whats going on Proto no Hi from you?
Prototype just continues doing what he is doing and not even noticing JKX talking.
JKX: Awhh come on buddy talk to Ol' JKX tell me your problem ( Puts his arm around Prototype's shoulder)
Prototype: get off of me dude (Pushes his arm off his shoulder)
JKX: Hey what the hell is up with you?
Prototype: I just want you to know something i didnt come back out last week for you, i did it for Starship Pain
JKX: Well maybe if you listen sometimes we wouldnt have to worry about this and think you were still the first one elminated.
Prototype: Fuck you man i could of let you just get fucked up out there but i didnt now did i. Now leave me the hell alone i have a number one contender Match in a ladder match to get ready for. Wait also in fact its against you (Get face to face)
Prototype then smirks and walks around JKX as HHH619 and Ash look on in shock and then leaves the room.
During Vendetta 16
A promo for the XWA Womens title match with Angel Love vs Stacy Keibler . After the promo Prototype is seen in the hallway jumping up and down and wiggling his arms trying to get himself loose and listening to his ipod trying to get pumped for the match. Then all of a sudden A hand touchs him on the back and startles him.... It's Ash.
Ash: Woah my bad Proto i didnt mean to mess you up.
Prototype: Nah your good homie.
Ash: So Proto whats going on with you man?
Prototype: Nothing why?
Ash: Oh come on dude we all see it, you been acting a little weird lately.
Prototype: Im perfectly fine Ash, just great.
ASh: Hey you can tell me if something is wrong?
Prototype: I know Ash thats why i didnt say anything cause nothing is wrong.
Ash: Ok ok i understand so good luck in your match tonight and just do the smart thing.
Prototype: Thanks Ash good luck to you too, and Ash im sorry but i gotta do what i gotta do.
Prototype then stops jumping and starts walking down the hall leaving Ash sitting there as the camera stares onto her then goes on to the Womens Title Match.
The womens title match came to a close and the winner stands there holding the belt and crying and so happy that she won the match and has the womens title. ( Sorry i didnt want to pick a girl and then she lose so i kept it simple) The camera leaves the ring and goes to the back at the interview stand where Josh Matthews stands holding a mic.
Matthews: Ok ladies and gentlemen or the XWA universe i would like you to all welcome my guest at this time Prototype!
Prototype: Hey Josh thanks for having me.
Matthews: Anytime so now we learned earlier on xwauniverse.com that you will be in a Ladder match tonight but not just any ladder match its for the number one contender shot at the international title shot. How you feel about this?
Prototype: I think its a great oppertunity for me i want to do everything i can to to take advantage of the change and win here tonight and become the number one contender.
Matthews:Ok, well i think your already know that the champion is the man facing Caleb for the World Title tonight and he is your Starship Pain Teammate and you even teammed with him last week he is JKX. Ok now do you feel?
Prototype:Yes yes i know he is my teammate but just think say i had the title and he was trying to become the number one contender im gonna do exactly what he would do im gonna become the number one contender tonight and go on and face hit and try to become the new International Champio...
Whitmore: Not before i do chap, because i am the future of XWA here and this match is just one step in shining here in XWA and you are just another stepping stone for me and i will crush you.
Taylor: Boys i guess you must of forgotten who else is in this match.. me . I am of course the best pure athlete in this match and im just gonna blow though all of you in this match.
God: Not if i have anything to do with it because im the best up and coming wrestler here and once i win tonight i can just put it to the win list and then every will know me and all you will just be my bitches!
All four men then get in front of each other and staring at each other until security gets in front of them and breaks it up before anything big could happen and the screen fades....
DING DING DING
Lillian: Now ladies our next match-up is for a shot at the International Title and it is a Ladder match!!
The guitar sounds as the first competetior in this match is about to make his way down to the ring.
Lillian: Now making his way to the ring Charolette, North Carolina weighting in at 227 pounds he is Justin Whitmore!
Justin walks out and swings his arms all around like he is the hot shit and smiles as he gets booed by the canadian crowd. He walks in front of the ramp and then looks around then throws his arms straight up pointing to the ceiling and rainbow pyro gets set off behind him going straight in the air left to right then two huge explosions each right after the other then shortly after the pyro stops Justin drops his arms to his side then keeps going down to the ring walking by some drunk canadians yelling towards Whitmore then he smiles and then begins running down to the ring and slides in and sits there for an minute and looks both ways as his black hair covers over his face but you can see a smile through the hair then he hops up and climbs up to the turn buckle and then points his fingers in the air again and nods his head with a cofident look on his face as his music comes to a close and the lights rise bright again.
Spoiler:
Lillian: Now making his way to the ring from Montreal, Canada weighting in at 215 pounds he is the weapon of fate this is Max Taylor!
The heavy metal music begins and the lights go dark with a sea blue and it goes through the crowd as the crowd waits for the entrance of the weapon of fate then the lights go out and the arena is black then white pyro goes straight up to the air and a white beam goes straight down from above and standing in the middle of the ramp with legs spread out and arms streached wide is the weapon of fate Max Taylor the back of his black fur coat is seen and written on the back is " Taylor" in gliter letters he spins around and the crowd boos him and he smiles then makes a muscle with his left arm showing off then walks down the ramp throwing his arms up and down like he is Mr.Amazing then we walks towards the stairs as he takes another look at the fans then runs up the stairs then stands on the apron then grabs the ropes and hops over the rope and into the ring then walks over to the corner and up to the top rope then he makes it up to the top then streachs his arms out again and nods his head then hops down and grabs the rope and pulls trying to streach and get warmed up for the match as his music is coming to a close....
All four men stand in the ring then they all move to the middle of the ring then look high above and see the contract that hangs 25 feet above the ground then they all focus back as the task at hand defeating the other men in the match then its a face off with two people on each side and they they begin arguing with the person across with them with Prototype across from Justin Whitmore and Max Taylor across from Destrution God then Prototype and Max Taylor each punch there oppenent across at the same time then another one and they fall onto the ropes they each whip them to the ropes and back and Prototype delievers a huge spinebuster and Justin rolls out of the ring while that was happening Max Taylor was delievering his own move as he hit a huge back drop as God was about 10 feet in the air and he also rolled out of the ring. Prototype was getting extremely pumped ever before half of the match even got started he begins taunting the fans, but what he wasnt expecting was Max Taylor waiting for him and when he turned around Taylor made a move and kicked Prototype in the gut then grabbed him and flipped him down with a T-Bone Suplex! He gets back up and looks around at all his oppenent s then rolls out of the ring and runs to the ramp and grabs the first ladder that he sees and is standing up he then hits the studs and folds up the ladder then begins quickly making his way back to the ring but Justin Whitmore wasnt gonna let it happen.
While Max was trying to get the ladder into the ring Justin Whitmore hopped up onto the barracade and begins running across it and once he was almost at the end Max Taylor took notice but it was to late to make a reaction and Justin hops off at the end of the barrracade and goes chest first into the ladder and knocking over Max Taylor and crushing him under the weight of the ladder! Justin rolls over and holds his chest trying to catch his breathe from the chest to steel connection, but Justin trys not to lose control of this and he gets to his feet and picks up the ladder and walks it over and puts it on the apron but Prototype was waiting and he runs to the end and hits a baseball slide straight to the ladder and to the head of Justin Whitmore as the ladder falls and goes to the ground but is laying on the bottom rope too. Prototype grabs the ladder from the bottom rope and pulls it fully into the ring then begins setting it up in the middle of the ring, and trying to make sure its right under the contract.
While Prototype was looking up to the contract Destrustion God comes from behind and chops the back of Prototype and that turns him around and God kicks him in the gut and grabs his head and pulls it down with his head on his shoulder with a stunner! Destrution God then gets to his feet and begins going up the ladder slowly( like a real match acting) but he thought the stunner would be enough to keep Prototype down but he gets up and goes to the side of the ladder and Destrution is shaking his head telling him no but Prototype doesnt care he tips over the ladder and God falls right on the top rope and bounces back up and turns around holding his chest and Prototype grabs God and drops him down with a ddt and the impact flipped over God onto his back. Prototype gets to his feet and holding his chin and rubbing it from the stunner and from behind is Justin Whitmore who dropkicks the back of Prototype into the corner, Justin quickly puts the fallen ladder in front of the the corner. Justin grab Prototype and puts him onto the top turnbuckle. He then puts him on his shoulder in a electric chair then falls back and drops Prototype back and neck first onto the steel ladder as he yells in pain.
Justin Rolls Prototype off of the ladder and then grabs the ladder and picks it up and begins slowly setting it up and then finally a few second later he begins climbing up the ladder but in the bottom corner of the screen behind Justin is Max Taylor who is seen looking under the ring and finally pulls out a ladder annd then slides it into the ring and lays it across the table and then turns to Justin and hits him in the back then grabs his arms and pulls him off the ladder and hangs him in the air like a crusifix and then falls straight forward and slams him right into the ground with the razor's edge!Justin looks knocked out but Max Taylor doesnt care he gets back up and grabs the ladder that is laying in the corner and takes it to the middle of the ring right next to the other ladder he takes his setting it up then finally begins climbing up but Prototype didnt want to just give up as he goes towards Max Taylor and begins climbing up the other ladder Max begins going up quickier and trying to reach for the contract, Destrution God also making his impact in the match and he goes up the other side of one of the ladder and goes up to the top to slug it out with Prototype and Max Taylor.
From the ground Justin Whitmore sees everybody up on the top so he uses just the adrenaline in his body and gets to his feet and struggles to the ladder and begins climbing up while this is going on Prototype and Max Taylor are slugging it out with Destrution God with punch after punch then Max rakes the eyes and he falls down a step and resets himself Max and Prototype then turn to each other Prototype delievers a uppercut and Taylor returns with a high kick to the head and it staggers Prototype who barely is holding on but he returns with another huge punch tht knocks Taylor silly he then grabs Max's head and puts it in a headlock and then jumps off and slams him into the ground with a 25 feet TKO!!!!! OMG its crazy then Justin Whitmore and Destrution God are also fighting but then all of a sudden God grabs Whitmore right around the throat and leaps off the ladder with him around the throat and slams him into the ground with a huge chokeslam.
Prototype made it to his feet when God slammed Whitmore down then god got back to his feet and him and Prototype looks at each then ran up the ladder steps and to the top where they fought back and fourth with Punchs and then Prototype delievered a Headbutt and it staggered God then a big right hook and it causes god to fall off the ladder and slam to the ground! Prototype stands above the top of the ladder alone and he looks around as the crowd cheers loudly and Prototype grabs the contract Prototype wins!
DING DING DING
Lillian: The winner of this match and now the number one contender for the international title Prototype!
Post subject: Re: XWA Vendetta #16 Live @ Montreal Quebec, Canada
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:22 pm
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Joined: Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:33 pm Posts: 531
Kijar Donnelly vs. Deasert Eagle vs. TG Lethal
XWA's Vendetta comes back from a commercial break. The camera zooms in on the Titantron screen, the screen shows Kijar Donnelly pacing around backstage. Cheers are prjected and Funaki approaches Kijar, holding a microphone, ofcourse.
"Kijar, do you have time for a few questions?"
"Yeah, Ask Away"
"After being out of action for quite some time, you get to get back into the ring, how do you feel about returning to XWA's Vendetta?"
"Well to tell you the truth, I am very happy to get back in the ring, I'm just not sure I'm ready for it, I feel as if my skills became absolete with all the rest but I think I can overcome that,"
"But to overcome that and win tonight's match, you have to go through TG Lethal and Deasert Eagle..."
Just then, TG Lethal steps into the picture. TG is taller than Kijar and slightly heavier. Kijar looks up at him and simply says.
"Save it for the match, I've got no time for games..."
Then Kijar walks off and TG looks at Funaki upset and confused. The camera then zooms in on the ring for the beginning of the match
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the following is a Triple Threat Match and it is scheduled for one fall!!! One the way to the ring first, from Clayton, North Carolina weighingin at 150 Pounds....... DEASERT!!! EAGGGGGGGGGGLLE!!!"
Eagle walks out from the back and about 20 shots of pyro hit the stage. When the pyro clears, an Eagle shows up in smoke. Deasert points to the Eagle before it disappears and the fans begin to boo him. He walks down the entrance ramp without caring about what the fans think, instead he just taunts as if he is a powerhouse by flexing. Then he makes it into the ring. He points to the ceiling before Howard begins speaking once again.
"And now from Dublin, Ireland weighing in at 180 pounds... T!G! LEEEEEEEETHHHHHHALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Spoiler:
Boos are still being projected from the crowd. TG enters wearing a black cape. Pyro goes off next to him on each side and one makes a fire. He throws the cape on the fire and the fire is put out. He walks down the entrance ramp being booed. He taunts and brags about his accomplishments and keeps saying he is going to win the match. He enters the ring and stands in the opposite corner than Deasert Eagle.
"And now, the final opponent, from Rome, Italy weighing in at a tiny 120 Pounds... "The Italian Stallion" KIIIIIJAAAAAARRRR!!! DONNNNELLLLLLLY!!!!!!!!!!!"
Spoiler:
Kijar Donnely makes his return to the entrance ramp and there is a high level of cheers for him. He points up like Sabu would and then jumps up to point down. Smoke enters the arena and shrouds him with a Red, White and Green Flag of Smoke. He makes the 3D Symbol and and begins slapping hands with the fans. He hops up onto the security barrier and throws his shirt out to a lucky fan and people start taking some pictures. He enters the ring now via bottom ropes and he hops up to taunt like AJ Styles.
The referee sounds for the bell and the match had officially begun. Kijar is standing in the middle of the two heels. The surround him and start laying down punches on him. He blocks as best as possible but isn't able to get any shots in. TG trips him and he falls flat on his face. Deasert Eagle and TG Lethal lock-up and Deasert puts TG in a headlock. Kijar rolls out of the ring while the other two fight it out. TG gets out of the headlock and bounces off the ropes to hit a dropkick on Deasert Eagle. Eagle falls down and TG begins stomping on him. Deasert rolls over to the ropes and hangs on tight. The referee makes TG stop stomping. Eagle uses the ropes to get to his feet and begins punching on Lethal. Lethal begins punching back and he backs up into the turnbuckle. Eagle grabs TG and begins jamming his back into the turnbuckle. Eagle lets up and TG falls. Deasert stomps on him while he is in the corner. Deasert picks him up and Irish Whips him, TG bounces off the ropes and comes back to be closthelined. Deasert Eagle gets down and locks in an armbar on TG Lethal. TG struggles to get out of the hold, he grabs the ropes next to him. The referee counts to four before Eagle lets go on the hold. TG uses the ropes to hoist himself up, Deasert is already standing once again.TG kicks Eagle in the stoumach and punches him in the head twice. He then gives him a Europeon Uppercut, causing him to fall.
Kijar climbs up onto the turnbuckle and when TG turns around, Kijar jumps down and gives him a crossbody, with the cover. 1...2..., Deasert Eagle breaks it up. Kijar gets up and punches Deasert in the chest a couple times and uses his elbow and forearm to smash Eagle in the face. TG hits Kijar from behind and the two begin laying punches on Kijar again. This time, Kijar punches back and gets out to bounce off the ropes and come back, only to be double closthelined. TG and Deasert stomp on him over and over again, Deasert remains stomping while TG Lethal climbs onto the top rope and comes down with a leg drop onto Kijar's neck.Deasert kicks TG across the face before he gets up. Kijar rolls over to the ropes and pulls himself up. Deasert stomps on Lethal a few more times and then puts him in a leg lock. Kijar breaks it up by stomping on their legs. Eagle is forced to break the hold and Kijar picks him up by the hair. Kijar kicks him in the side and then bounces off the ropes to come back and jump up, giving Deasert Eagle a Hurricanrana. TG gets up and punches Kijar in the back, Kijar turns around and the two begin hitting eachother. Kijar gives Lethal a couple elbow smashes to the face and then Irish Whips him. Lethal comes back and Kijar dropkicks him. Eagle gets up and kicks Kijar Donnelly in the back. Kijar falls to his knees and Deasert Eagle bounces off the ropes, only to come back and drill his knee into Kijar's back.
TG gets up, bounces off the ropes and gives Deasert a bulldog from behind. Kijar gets up and walks over to TG and begins punching him and then gives him a Double-Arm DDT. Kijar gets up and climbs onto the top rope. As soon as Deasert Eagle gets up, Kijar jumps down and gives him "The Stallion Dropkick". Kijar goes for the cover, 1...2.., TG breaks it up before the three. The three men now tired, Deasert lies on the mat in pain and Kijar slowly gets to his feet, TG pulls him up by the hair and begins punching him. Kijar punches back a couple times and TG gives him a DDT. Now that Kijar is on the ground and Deasert is out for a bit, TG Lethal locks in an Armbar on Kijar. Kijar struggles to get out of the hold, he waves his arms around, but he tells the referee he doesn't give up. Deasert Eagle gets up and stomps on the hold, forcing Lethal to break it up. Deasert pulls TG up and Irish Whips him, Lethal bounces off the ropes and comes back to be hit with toe kick. Eagle knees him in the face and elbows him in the back to get him down on the ground. Eagle rolls him over and goes for the pin. 1...2, Kick-Out. Deasert sits up, tired and out nowhere is dropkicked in the face by Kijar. Kijar picks up TG and lifts him up for the Kijar Drive. Kijar successfully executes the move and TG Lethal looks to be out cold. 1...2..., Deasert Eagle jumps in for the save.
Deasert Eagle grabs Kijar and picks him up, the two begin trading blows, Kijar is brought to one knee. Eagle bounces off the ropes and come back only to be punched in the stoumach. Kijar grabs him in the chokehold, going for the Chokeslam from Italy, but Eagle kicks Kijar and then punches his way out of the hold. Eagle Irish Whips Kijar into the turnbuckle. He then runs at him and spears him into the turnbuckle. Kijar falls down into a sitting position and Deasert Eagle gives him mudhole stomps. TG regains consciousness and charges at Eagle. Deasert Eagle sees him coming and moves out of the way. Lethal hits the turnbuckle and falls onto Kijar. The cover gets a 1 Count until Eagle realized it was a pin and broke it up. Lethal is pulled to his feet and is hit with punches and kicks and then a DDT. Kijar gets up with the ropes and climbs to the top rope. He is about to jump down, but Deasert Eagle sees it and tosses him off. Eagle goes for the cover, 1...2..., Kick-Out. TG Lethal gets up and dropkicks Deasert Eagle. He doesn't even have enough will to get back up, Kijar crawls to his feet. Eagle climbs up with the ropes and runs at Kijar. Kijar hits him with "The Kijar Kick". Eagle goes straight down and out. Instead of going for the pin, he lifts up TG Lethal and gives him "The Stallion Bomb". This is followed up by Kijar pulling Lethal over by the turnbuckle. Kijar gets up to the second rope and jumps up to the top, hitting "Kijarship Pain" on TG Lethal. 1...2...3!!! The referee sounds for the bell.
Kijar gets up to his feet and the referee raises his arm, Kijar raises his other arm. He points up like Sabu and then jumps up to point down. That is followed up by the 3D symbol and he slides out of the ring. The fans are giving a great fan pop and Kijar raises his arms again before leaving the arena.
Post subject: Re: XWA Vendetta #16 Live @ Montreal Quebec, Canada
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:56 pm
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Joined: Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:48 pm Posts: 4203 Location: My House
Coming when pigs fly
*A pig flys across the screen*
Dammit...
... ... ...
...Megaman is sitting in his office, looking over some papers. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.
Megaman: Come in.
The door opens, revealing Tyler Lawson, Klash, and Billy Hoover.
Megaman: Oh yes, i was expecting you. Only Tyler though.
Tyler Walks in as Klash and Billy sit down outside. Lawson pulls up a chair and sits across the desk from his boss.
Lawson: So what did you want?
Megaman: Well when we signed you as The Pirate, it was for a 5 month contract. When we rehired you, we just brought back the same contract, which expires tomorrow. So i need to know, do you want to resign with us?
Lawson: Well, actually...no. I did something horrible in xwa last week, and i think i need some time off to forgive myself. I was going to wait until my contract ran out, so this is actually perfect.
Megaman: OK, i saw Superslam. I understand. You do know that Klash and Hoover are leaving with you then. They're not under contract, and we have no interest in re-signing them.
Lawson: Ok. So tonight will be my last match then?
Megaman: Correct, now...if i may...get the fuck out of my office. Heh heh.
Both men chuckle a bit before Lawson slowly gets up and walks to the door. He opens it to find His brother and Hoover standing there, waiting for him.
Klash: What was it?
Lawson: My contract ran out, and i didn't resign.
Hoover: Is that good or bad?
Lawson: Good, because i need some time off.
Ash: Well, i guess your last match is going to be a humiliating loss then, huh?
The three turn to see Ashley sky standing behind them. She is wearing her ring gear: Pink Wrestling boots, A miniskirt that is slightly too short, and a pink tank top showing quite a bit of cleavage. Lawson and Billy struggle to look her in the eyes, but prevail. Klash, meanwhile, can't help himself but to stare directly at the bazookas aimed toward him. Ash looks angrily at Lawson's brother.
Ash: Hello? Can i help you? Helloooooo?
No response from Klash as she starts to snap her fingers in front of his face. Finally Tyler smacks him on the back of the head, snapping him out of it.
Klash: Huh, wha? who? Ummm....
He looks around to see Ash staring angrily at him.
Klash: Uh... I should go...
He starts to walk down the hallway as Hoover puffs after him.
Ash: Now, where was I? Oh yes, a humiliating loss for you.
Lawson: Hey, i wouldn't say losing would be humiliating. I wouldn't even say you winning would be an upset. You're really good.
Ash: I wouldn't say it's an upset either. I'm clearly better than you. But it still is humiliating to lose to a girl.
Lawson: Well you're not just any girl, are you. (Takes a step) You're the 3-time XWA Women's Champ Ashley Sky. (Another step) You're the only Female Intergender Champion. You're the only Woman ever to hold the XWA World title. (They are face to face. The fans are having a mixed reaction at his attempt to come on to her) You are arguably the greatest female wrestler since Fabulous Moolah, and it is an honor...to wrestle you tonight.
Both have really serious looks on their faces. Although Tyler towers 6 inches over Ash, their faces seem so close. He doesn't look like he's going to try any funny buisness, but Ash just makes sure...
*SMACK*
Lawson falls to the floor like a ragdoll.
Lawson: The fuck was that for? I wasn't going to.
Ash: Well it looked like you were. We're friends and all, but i'd rather kiss Big Dick Johnson than you. And for that, I'm going to break your face twice tonight.
She walks away in a huff. Lawson starts to stare at her swinging hips, but snaps himself out of it quickly before jumping to his feet.
Lawson: Well....I guess that's the end of that friendship.
He starts to walk away in the other direction, clutching his cheek, as we fade out to commercial...
... ... ...
...We come back to a shot of Funaki.
Funaki: Please welcome guest at time: Tyler Lawson!
Lawson walks into the shot, clearly wanting to be somewhere else.
Funaki: Firstly, why you try kiss Ash Sky? She icky.
Lawson: Icky? This isn't first grade anymore, imbecile. Girls aren't icky. And another thing, I didn't try to kiss her. I was trying to do the classic backstage staredown that you always see with 2 wrestlers that will face each other later. She just slapped me for no reason.
Funaki: Riiight... Anyway, You get pick 8 Lumberjacks for you tonight. Who you pick?
Lawson: You'll find that out later; right before the match.
Funaki: Do you think your friendship with Ash Sky ok even though you face her later?
Lawson: Truly, I'm not sure. Starship Pain has been a bad influence on her from the start, so her attitude has changed a lot. She's not the girl I met in March, that's for sure.
Funaki: And lastly, why not you re-sign?
Lawson: That's none of your fucking buisness. Now get out of my face.
Lawson walks off down the hall as the camera fades out to a shot of the crowd while Lady M's theme hits...
... ... ...
...After the match, we cut to a shot of JKX, Prototype, and HHH619 sitting in the Starship Pain Locker room. Proto is laying on the couch, one earphone in his ear, one hanging loose, listening to Fozzy's newest song. HHH619 is taping his wrists for his match with David Michaels. JKX is sitting in a dark corner, International title hanging around his neck, presumably preparing for his world title match. Suddenly, the door opens, and in walks Ashley Sky.
Ash: Hey guys.
Proto: Hi Ash.
HHH619: Sup.
JKX: Mmhm....
Ash: So are you guys gonna come down to root for me tonight.
HHH619: Actually, we can't.
Proto: The only way we could come down would be if Tyler asked us to be Lumberjacks, which isn't likely. Everyone else is banned from ringside.
Ash: Well that sucks.
Female Voice: And Speaking of Lumberjacks...
All of Starship pain turn to see Ginger standing in the doorway.
Ginger: The only reason I'm going to help you tonight is because we're both opposing that prick, Lawson. He is probably the most sexist guy in the damn locker room.
Ash: Is that so?
Ginger: Yes, normally I wouldn't associate myself with a whore like you.
Ash: The fuck you call me, bitch?
Ginger: You know it's true. Just look, you share a locker room with 3 guys. Sounds like a whore to me.
Ash: Oh you just went too far you fucking Dike.
Ginger: Oh.......my........You....didn't just say that....
Ash: Oh yes i did. Dikedy dike dike dikey dikey dikey.
Suddenly, Ginger snaps (They taste good BTW lol) and lunges at Ash. She pounds at the former champ's back as Proto and HHH619 leap up and try to separate them. Before they can, however, Ash grabs Ginger's arm and flips her straight through the table in the middle of the locker room. HHH619 quickly grabs Ash as Ginger slowly gets up and is immediately restrained by Prototype. The two girls are struggling furiously, and HHH619 and Proto can barely restrain the fury. JKX just keeps sitting in the corner, oblivious to the chaos before him.
Proto: Uh, JKX, a little help here?
JKX: I just like to let things unfold themselves. Maybe you both should as well.
HHH619: Gah, it's no use. Let's go Ash.
He steers Ash out the door and down the hallway, Ash releases one arm and tries to run back into the room, but The RSD Champ quickly recovers and grabs her again, this time picking her up over his shoulder and carrying her off as she pounds on his back. The camera cuts back to Proto trying to lead Ginger off in the other direction as JKX looks on idly before we fade out to commercial...
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...We come back to a shot of Lillian in the ring
DING DING DING!!!
Lillian: The following is an Intergender Lumberjack match, scheduled for one-fall.
There are some loud boos by a few of the female fans in the arena, but Lawson, being a face, still gets a decent reaction. He slowly steps out from behind the curtain, head bowed in thought, then steps aside to introduce his Lumberjacks. Led by his brother Klash, In order they step out: Alex Firecracker, with a slight limp; Chris Kanimaniac, tightening his mask behind his head; Kijar Donnelly, making his return to XWA; Max Taylor, probably just there because Lawson needed somebody else; Kyle Kross and Killer J, who faced Lawson in each of their final xwa match; and finally J Glick A, Lawson's best friend and former tag team partner.
Lillian: Introducing first: From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania; weighing in at 247 Lbs: TYLER LAWSON!!!!
6 of the Lumberjacks start to walk down the ramp and high-five the fans. J Glick A, the only Mayhem wrestler among them, and Klash wait behind for Lawson, who is staring at his feet, knowing this is his final match, at least for a long time. He slowly makes his way back to the center of the ramp, before putting his hands out to the side. As he starts to spin, he looks a little like he doesn't care anymore, but about halfway through the spin, as the white fireworks rise up around him, he snaps. He takes the second half of the spin a lot more seriously, and then takes a full on jump to trigger his blue explosion from the titantron. He then starts to jog sown the ramp, taking it up to a sprint as he makes it to Glicky and Klash. The three of them run down the ramp as the other Lumberjacks start to circle around the ring. The three of them all slide into the ring and quickly stand up as the other six have taken their positions around the bottom-right corner of the ring. The three of them pop up before Lawson takes his signature water bottle out of his pocket, takes a sip, and hands the bottle to his brother.
Bull: What an assortment of Lumberjacks Lawson has tonight. Look, it's Kijar! We haven't seen him in a while. Wait, what is Max Taylor doing out there?
Cedar: Well, Lawson could choose whoever he wanted, so it doesn't matter what he's doing here.
Klash and Glicky roll out of the ring as Lawson gets up on the bottom rope, looking over the crowd, water sloshing around his mouth. He quickly jumps down and crosses over to the other side before climbing up, spreading his arms out, and for the last time, spewing water all over the crowd. He carefully spins around and site down on the top turnbuckle, waiting one final time for his opponent to appear on the stage...
Another mixed reaction, but a few more boos this time as Ashley Sky quickly walks out onto the stage. She, as Lawson was, is followed by her lumberjacks, i mean...lumberjills: Stacy Kiebler, looking to capture the XWA Women's title tonight; Angel Love, trying to keep her from doing so; Lady M and ODB, two of the hopefuls to challenge for it at Xtreme Champions; Taryn and The McMahons: Brooke and Stephanie, All relatively new divas looking for their chance; and finally Ginger, trying to control her anger from the altercation earlier with Ash. Sky herself stops in the middle of the stage, letting the rest of the girls pass before doing her pyro. Lillian takes the time to introduce her as they walk by.
Lillian: And his opponent: from Cincinatti, Ohio; Ashley SKY!!!
Everyone passes without incident until Ginger and Ash are side by side. Ginger turns and stares at Ash, saying a few choice words to her before following the other lumberjills. Ash just shrugs and goes back to what she was doing. She slowly lifts both arms up to the sky (get it?) as Red and light Blue fireworks alternate going up one after the other behind her 5 times each. She then starts to jog down the ramp, high fiving a few fans and entering the sea of Lumberjills accompanying her. There are a few thoughts in the back of her mind, like how her chances at winning the Women's title again are getting slimmer and slimmer with each loss she suffers, as well as the fact that two of her best friends, Caleb and JKX, are squaring off for the biggest prize in XWA later tonight. But she's doing a good job of concentrating at the task at hand, beating the living hell out of Tyler Lawson tonight.
Cedar: And if you don't know the backstory to this match, we have the entire Backstage story on xwauniverse.com. The link is www.xwauniverse.com/news/backstage/lawson-divas if anyone wants to see it.
Bull: And I actually agree with Lawson on the issue. It's in the best intrest of XWA to keep all the divas on this brand.
Cedar: You just want to see more ass every week don't you?
Bull: Yup!
The Lumberjills file around the sides of the ring, directly oposite from where the guys are. Ash slides into the ring and starts to climb the ropes, raising a finger into the air as Lawson quickly hops down from the top turnbuckle.
Bull: And just a little fun fact tonight. Today, September 11th, is Tyler Lawson's 29th birthday.
Cedar: Well happy birthday Tyler. Too bad it had to be his last match, huh?
Ash jumps down to the mat as the ref checks Tyler for foreign objects. After he's done, he turns to check Ash, but quickly changes his mind to avoid being physically injured before the match even starts. He then quickly calls for the bell.
DING DING DING!!!!
Lawson walks toward Ash, trying to initiate a lockup, which a guy would normally have an advantage in. But she has different ideas. As he gets close enough, she quickly catches him off guard, taking him down with a Drop Toe Hold. As Lawson is checking his face for blood, Ash quickly grabs his foot and locks in an Ankle Lock, also known as her Sky Lock. Tyler starts to struggle a bit, and kicks Ash in the stomach with his free foot, quickly releasing the hold. As Lawson gets up, Ash tries to go back to work, but before she can touch him, Lawson picks her up into a fireman's carry. He then lifts her up in the air and quickly drops her on his knees with a Gutbuster. He quickly goes for a pin. 1.....Kickout. Lawson slowly gets up and sizes Ash up. As she struggles to her feet, Tyler walks toward her, about to do a move, but she quickly kicks him in the gut and grabs his head, falling to the mat with a DDT. She then quickly floats over onto his back before grabbing him around the jaw, locking in a Camel Clutch.
Bull: Wow, Ash is dominating in the early going. Lawson's getting humiliated.
Cedar: Well we'll see if he can make up for it as this match progresses.
The lumberjacks and lumberjills look on anxiously as Lawson tries to crawl toward the ropes. The ref is asking him if he wants to tap, but it's obviously too early in the match for there to be enough pain. Tyler, knowing it would be much easier to break the hold than crawl over to the ropes, slowly backs onto his knees. He puts one foot on the ground and grabs Ash, stabilizing her on top of his shoulders. He gets his other foot on the ground before quickly dropping Ash on her back with an Electric Chair Drop. Lawson quickly gets up and sizes up his opponent, who is grabbing the ropes as her fellow divas cheer her on from ringside. She slowly reaches her feet before Tyler grabs her by the wrist and Irish Whips her toward the other side of the ring. She bounces off of the ropes as her momentum takes her back toward Lawson, who falls to the ground, making her jump over him and continue toward where she started. Tyler quickly scrambles toward the ropes as Ash runs back. As she gets near him, he ducks, taking the top rope with him, making Ash fly over the top rope and out of the ring, right into the sea of Lumberjacks. Klash and Kijar quickly grab her, trying to throw her back into the ring, but Ash quickly smacks Klash about the face. He feels about his now-red cheek, then snaps, tagging her with a vicious Superkick, knocking her straight to the ground. Before he can do any more damage, Killer J and Alex Firecracker quickly restrain him as Kijar, as well as Killer J grabs her and rolls her back into the ring. Meanwhile, in said ring, as the ref is checking on Ash, Ginger, unseen, slips into the ring and sneaks up on Lawson. She inserts her forearm under him and jerks it up, effectively low-blowing him before quietly slipping back out of the ring. So as the ref turns around, Lawson is as well doubled over in pain. He, however is not on his knees, so he doesn't have to start a 10-count.
Cedar: What a dirty move by Ginger!
Bull: Well what i want to know is why she did that. Her and Ash hate each other.
Cedar: Didn't you hear her earlier? She just doesn't like Lawson.
Lawson grabs the top rope, still clutching his private area, and stands up. But Ash quickly comes back to and slides over under Tyler before rolling him up with a School BoyGirl Pin. 1.....2...Kickout. Ash quickly stands up before walking over to the corner. She jumps up to the top rope as Lawson slowly gets up. He turns toward her, and she jumps, attempting to do a Hurricanranna, but Lawson catches her before dropping her to the ground with a Sit-Down Powerbomb. He then quickly pops up, grabs her by the ankles, and steps through her legs. He crosses them in front of him and steps over her, locking in the Sharpshooter. Ash quickly struggles around, trying to break the hold. She desperately reaches toward the ropes, but is about 8 inches away. She desperately tries to crawl over, but Lawson is too heavy to move. She then realizes that she is reaching for the corner, and the sides are a lot closer, then quickly shifts over and grabs the bottom rope, forcing the ref to tell Tyler to release, which he does. He quickly gets up and sizes Ash up, but Angel Love quickly jumps up on the apron and tries to distract both Lawson and the ref as Ash gets up. The ref tries to calm her down as Tyler turns to see Ash back up. She quickly attempts to hit the Sky Fall, but because of Lawson's height, she can't reash his head, and only hits him in the shoulder, only slightly knocking him back a little. She looks at him akwardly, then after making sure the ref isn't looking, swiftly kicks him in the nuts, dropping him on his knees again.
Cedar: Oooh, not again. Lawson's balls sure have taken a beating tonight.
Bull: It's a wrestling match, not a porno. Call it as such.
Angel quickly hops down to ringside, as her work is done, and as the ref turns around, Ash starts to run toward the opposite ropes. She bounces off, and as soon as Tyler gets back up to his feet, still clutching his jewels, she nails him in the face with the Deadly Kiss. She quickly goes for the pin. 1.....2......Kickout at the last second. Ash quickly pops up with a shocked look on her face, almost knowing that it should have been over there. She starts to yell at the ref for a slow count, backing him into the corner and giving Tyler a chance to slowly get back up. After Ash realizes that there's no use arging with the ref, she turns around, only for Tyler to catch her off guard and throw her back with a Belly to Belly Suplex. Both quickly get up, Tyler a bit quicker than Ash, and he capitalizes on that advantage by catching her and powering her down with a Swinging Neckbreaker. He quickly goes for the pin. 1.....2....Ash gets her leg on the rope. Lawson then quickly jumps up and runs toward the ropes. He bounces off before running back toward her. He leaps, attempting an Elbow Drop, but she rolls out of the way, making him land akwardly on his arm and side. He clutches his arm as he rolls out of the ring...right into the lumberjills. Taryn and Lady M pound on his back as he tries to roll back into the ring. He slowly gets up, but runs right into a Standing Dropkick from Ash into the corner. She then grabs him by the head and runs forward into a Cutter.
Bull: That's one of Tyler's signature moves! She just stole it!
Ash quickly drags him into a better position, then starts to climb the turnbuckles. Chris Kanimaniac jumps up onto the apron to knock her off, but ODB reaches up and pulls his foot off, sending him face-first into the ring steps. Ash reaches the top rope, then quickly jumps off, flipping onto Lawson's chest with her Spirit finisher. She quickly hooks his leg for a cover. 1.....2...Lawson grabs the rope..3! But the ref sees the rope break after he counts to 3, but not before Ash can start celebrating. He quickly tells the timekeeper not to ring the bell, which he doesn't. He then tries to calm Ash down, but she just thinks that he came over to raise her hand. she grabs his hand and raises it up, but he just swings his hand down, trying to tell her that the match isn't over. Once she realizes she hasn't won, she gets really mad. She goes to backhand the ref, but decides it isn't worth it before turning toward Lawson, who is charging at her for a Spear. But she moves out of the way, making the only target for Tyler the ref. He skids to a halt just in time, but turns right into an inside cradle by Ash, who rolls him into a Small Package pin. 1.....2.....Kickout.
Bull: It was almost Buh-bye to the ref!
Cedar: It was almost Buh-bye to the match!
Tyler rolls over and pops up as Ash does the same. She runs toward him, but he puts his head down and picks her up, flipping her over his back with a Back Body Drop. He then backs into a corner, waiting for her to get up. As she does, he runs at her, trying to go for a Spear again, but she counters by quickly grabbing his arm, the one that he hurt on that elbow drop, and drops him down into a Crossface, right in the middle of the ring. He yells in pain, reaching for the ropes, but Ash only pulls harder. He however, has the advantage of being bigger, so he slowly uses his free hand to crawl toward the closest rope. He's 4 feet away...3... He shows signs of fading, but slowly crawls another foot...and another. He's 6 inches away, but it seems as if he can't take anymore. He pounds on the mat once, but that's not considered tapping. He then uses the last of his reserves to jump the last few inches to grab the rope. The ref starts a count for Ash to let go. 1...2...3...4...she lets go.
Bull: I didn't think he'd get out of that.
Cedar: This is turning out to be a great match!
Ash gets up, sizing Lawson up, waiting for him to slowly rise to his feet. She's used just about every move in her arsenal that she could possibly use on someone 120+ pounds heavier than her, so she's also thinking of what she can use. Tyler reaches his knees, and she runs toward him and jumps, trying to kick him with a Shining Wizard, but he ducks out of the way before jumping up. Before Ash can regain her composure, Lawson quickly sweeps her down with an STO. After getting up, he picks her off the canvas and quickly scoops her up before depositing her on his knee with a Backbreaker. Instead of letting her fall to the mat, he puts her back on her feet so he can finish her off. He then puts her head under his arm and lifts her high into the air. To the dismay of all the lumberjills, he quickly falls back to the mat, planting her head down with the Toxic Spike. He covers her with a Lateral Press. 1.....2.....3!
DING DING DING!!!
Cheers go up from the crowd as the Lumberjacks pour into the ring.
Bull: He did it!
Lawson quickly gets up as Stephanie and Brooke McMahon pull Ash from the ring. Tyler raises his hands up in the air with his Lumberjack as tears start to form in his eyes, as he knows it's time for a farewell speech.
Lillian: Here is your winner, Tyler LAWSON!!!
the Lumberjills and Ash dismally walk up the ramp as Klash grabs a microphone for Tyler. He hands it to his brother, who waits for the cheers to die down before starting to speak.
Lawson: Ok, ok, I won... Now settle down. I have to speak my mind... Now... I know I wasn't the most successful wrestler in XWA, but up until this week, I'm sure i was one of the most loved.
"Thank you Tyler" *Clap...Clap...Clap Clap Clap*
Lawson: Now i know i made a very similar speech when i left Vendetta, so i'm gonna make this short and sweet. I made a major mistake at Superslam, I also know i'm not supposed to talk about other promotions, but I don't want you people to remember me for that. I didn't think that's how I would go out of...there... So I would like to apologise...to DC...to David Michaels...to Caleb...and espescially to all of you. Fans are what keep the buisiness alive, and I didn't think that you wouldn't see it my way then. So I'm sorry...to everyone. Thank you for being the best fans in the world...and stay xtreme...AND IF THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YA, FIGHT ME ABOUT IT! PLAY MYMUSIC!!!
The chants of "Thank you Tyler!" grow even louder as his music hits, as Tyler drops the mike and dismally walks over toward the corner. He quickly climbs up to the middle rope and raises his arms into the air for a long while. As he gets down, all of his lumberjacks are waiting for him for handshakes and hugs. He starts out with a quick shake from Firecracker, followed by a hug by Killer J as we fade out to commercial...
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...Backstage, we see Ashley Sky walking dismally down the hall. Suddenly, Ginger appears in front of her.
Ginger: What the hell was that? You let that asshole beat you.
Ash: I didn't let him do anything. The best person won, and tonight, he was the best person.
Ginger: Well this match was to prove that Women were just as good as men, and you just proved the opposite. You call yourself the Queen of Xtreme; all you are is a dishwashing housewife who's only good at cooking and sex.
Ash: Hey, i'll have you know i can't cook for shit!
Ginger: Which means that you're only good for sex...looks like I was right when i called you a whore earlier. And don't even try to come back with your "Well you're a lesbian" comments. I am the ultimate diva, and we both know it.
Ash: We'll see about that, won't we...
and with that, Ash walks away, leaving Ginger to stand there with a smug look on her face. We then fade out to a shot of the titantron as HHH619's theme song hits...
... ... ...
...The shot is of David Michaels and Caleb Spires, laughing at an inside joke. Suddenly, a figure appears in front of them. The camera pans to show Tyler Lawson.
Lawson: Uh... hey guys.
Caleb: Hi...
David: What do you want?
Lawson: Well... I wanted to know if you heard my speech earlier...
David: Yes...we did...
Caleb: And we both came to a consensus...
Lawson: Yes?
David: We came to a concensus...that...We can't be mad at you on your birthday.
Caleb: And to top it all off, we wanted to see you off right.
Tyler lets out a sigh of relief as the crowd goes nuts. Caleb opens his arms out for a hug, which Tyler quickly accepts, David joins in by apparently patting Lawson on the back, but ends up actually placing the classic "Kick Me" sign on his leather coat. After Lawson and Caleb release...
Caleb: All right, now i gotta go defend this thing.
Caleb walks down the hallway in the direction Lawson came. Tyler and David look at him for a while before Lawson says his goodbye to the brother of Shawn Michaels.
Lawson: Well... I'll see you around...
David: Where, Playgirl? Ah, just kidding, just kidding.
Lawson rolls his eyes and continues down the hall, kick me sign hanging from his back. Michaels chuckes to himself before walking down in the same way Caleb did. The feed fades out to a shot of the crowd as JKX's music hits....
...The End...
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TJ's Total E-Fed Record: 18-17 Tyler Lawson's XWA Record: 8-5 Next Match: vs. Caleb Spires at Vendetta 22
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TG LETHAL VS KIJAR DONNELLY VS DESSEART EAGLE
TG enters while his two oppents ar in the ring instead of giving high fives and autographs he ignores the fans and sticks up the figer at them he has a very serious face he enters the ring and does it again to his oppents he goes straight for desseart eagle with a clothsline but kijar gives TG a spinning heel kick followed by a elbow drop eagle gets up and hits kijar with a DDT then a knee drop TG gets up and gives eagle seeral chops to the chest forcing him to lean against the ropes as tg gives eagle a gore through the ropes smacks his head off the steel post and gets back in the ring kijar hits TG with a dropkick followed by a suplex and nowe has TG in a boston crab TG looks like hes gona tap out fans:tap out TG tap out TG
TG breaks out and slowly gets up he then hits kijar with an sto followed by a standing moon sault eagle gets back in the ring and gives TG a power bomb then a rock bottom and eagle trows TG out of the ring then kijar hits eagle with a backstabber then an irish whip into the turnbuckle then 3 shoulders to the gut then a superplex kijar bounces off the the ropes but TG pulls his leg and gets back in the ring and then hits both eagle and kijar with a double lionsault he goes for the cover on kijar
1... 2...but eagle breaks it up then eagle hits TG with a super kick then kijar hits TG with a stunner TG rolls to the side of the ring kijar hits eagle with a styles clash followed by a scoopslam then does his finisher he goes for the pin but TG comes in and gives kijar a RKO and trows kijar out of the ring he gives eagle a canadian destroyer TG goes up to the top turnbuckle and hits eagle with a five star frog splash then he goes for the cover
1... 2... 3... DING DING DING
announcer :ladies and gentelmen heres your winner TG LETHAL TG gets the mic im sure all of you dum assholes ar wondering what the hell is TG lethal doing and i can see all the tears running down thoses little faces and their thinking why TG why well il tell you why i noticed that last week in my match i lost because i wanted to entertain you people and....
kofi carribiean walks out KOFI:the only reason you ar here TG is because of these people
TG:listen KOFI these guys they just forget about people like us they get their picture with us watch the show go home put the picture on my space or facebook or bebo or one of those gay sights and after that KOFI they just go to bed and forget
TG walks down the ramp and past KOFI into the locker room
The Flyer’ Kjki Mitchell vs. ‘The Dragon Tamer’ Chris Kanimaniac Stretcher Match!
James Mitchell is backstage, standing in the catacombs of the XWA Arena. They are lit by a soft red light in the foreground. Mitchell laughs an evil, maniacal laugh. Mitchell rubs his hands together and straightens up the lapels on his red suit.
Mitchell: Pain and suffering. Pain and suffering. Chris Kanimaniac, tonight, that is what is coming to you. This stretcher match is very much against you. You see, my very capable client lives for inflicting pain and suffering. You, my friend, you enjoy performing for the people. The problem there is that the second you slip up, your crowd pleasing will be your biggest downfall. After Kjki beats you senseless, he’s going to strap you to that stretcher, and push you to the top of the ramp, over the taped line and then into oblivion. Kjki will take the stretcher, push it close to the edge of the stage, and give it a violent shove. Then, there’s nothing for you to do but fall, and land. This new start you prophesised will be your total end.
Kjki slowly emerges from the darkness, his mask being lit up by the red light. Mitchell looks back and smiles.
Mitchell: Not even your mask can save you now, Dragon Tamer. In fact, I have given Kjki special instructions to...remove your mask...and expose your face to the world. Your ‘ghosts’, as you said, will come back to haunt you, for this is one demon you cannot exorcise, or escape. Your ‘demons’ are nothing compared to this masked devil. This man is coming for you, and you can’t stop him. You can’t control him...but I can. I can...and I won’t! See, this devil possesses quickness far greater than your own. He has a craft for weaponry, and he can take to the air without a second thought, risking life and limb to destroy his opponent. Dragon Tamer, this is one dragon that you will not be able to tame.
Mitchell laughs once more, stepping to the side. Kjki then stares into the lens, and pushes the camera back, sending it crashing to the floor. The screen goes to static, and then fades to black.
Kanimaniac is shown watching the video from his locker room, with his hands on his hips. He shakes his head and walks over to his bag. As he picks up his elbow pads, a woman’s hand touches his arm. The camera follows her arm, and shows her face. Long brown hair hangs over her shoulders, and her dark brown eyes show concern. The woman flashes a smile, but can’t rid her face of worry.
Kanimaniac: I’ll be fine.
He holds her by her shoulders.
Kanimaniac: It’s just talk. It’s nothing I can’t handle.
Young woman: Yeah...I know, but...just be careful out there, OK? Kanimaniac: Lacey, I’ll be fine. I’ve been doing this for a long time. Yes, it will be hard; I’m not saying it won’t be. But what you need to do is relax and kick back a bit. Don’t worry about me, I’m a professional. He’s a scary dude, yes. I’m scarier! You should know you’ve seen me when I wake up, absolutely hideous, right?
Lacey laughs. Kanimaniac pushes her gently.
Kanimaniac: Hey! Don’t laugh.
Kanimaniac smiles, and Lacey hugs him tightly.
Lacey: Be careful.
Kanimaniac picks her off the ground and spins her round. He then sits her on a chair and steps back and puts his elbow pads on.
Kanimaniac: Hardcore title, baby!
Lacey: Woo!
Kanimaniac: OK, see you soon.
Kanimaniac leans over and kisses her on the forehead, and grabs his gear. He then heads out of the door, leaving Lacey watching after him. Her smile melts away, and she nervously wrings her hands, looking concerned. The camera zooms out the door, and James Mitchell is shown standing to the left of the frame, smiling. He then walks off slowly, and seems to be plotting.
XWA Arena
Eric Bull and Ted Cedar are seated at the announce table, as the fans cheer wildly behind them.
Cedar: Well, ladies and gentlemen, it’s been a brilliant show so far. Up next, we have the stretcher match. Chris Kanimaniac vs. Kjki Mitchell and this one will be off the page!
Bull: That’s right; this match will not be for the faint of heart. Both men will be just about tearing each other apart. I hope Kanimaniac is ready. I mean, it’s his return match after that heinous attack on Bobby Hope, and it’ll be interesting how he fares against a man who he hasn’t blindsided from behind!
Cedar: Blindsided? What about Hope...AH, that’s irrelevant. Anyway, onto tonights match...
Bull: When you’re wrong, the subject is irrelevant. I see...
Cedar: Shut up. OK, the stretcher match. The rules are: you must incapacitate your opponent long enough to put him on a stretcher and push him up the ramp and over the line at the top. The first man to do this will be named as the winner. There is no disqualifications, no count outs and no holds barred.
Bull: I’d say that’s pretty self-explanatory, Ted. You also forgot to mention that the winner gets a future shot at the XWA Hardcore Title.
Cedar sighs.
Cedar: Anyway, let’s go to the ring. Lillian Garcia, take it away!
DING DING
Garcia: The following is a stretcher match!
The sound of a whispery voice is heard, and red lights start flashing. The hall lights dim and flicker and eventually turn off. As the strings play, the lights flicker on and off, and the fans boo loudly. James Mitchell walks out first, holding a cane and flashing an evil smile. James Mitchell steps to the side, and motions towards Kjki to emerge from behind the curtain.
Garcia: Introducing first, from Parts Unknown. Weighing in at 200lbs and standing at 5”7, he is ‘The Flyer’ Kjki Mitchell!
Kjki stands at the top of the ramp, and looks down at the line. He makes a point of stepping well over the line, and James Mitchell points, saying “He won’t cross it again, until Kanimaniac has crossed first!” Kjki looks at Mitchell, who pats Kjki on the chest, and points to the ring. Kjki turns and marches down the ramp, as Mitchell turns back, and goes through the curtain.
Cedar: Here comes Kjki, but not with his manager. It looks like Mitchell is just going to send his instrument of destruction to do his thing.
Bull: That means he won’t be controlling him, Ted. This’ll be good!
Cedar: XWA’s, and James Mitchell’s 5”7 monster is about to be unleashed on Kanimaniac.
Kjki walks down the ramp slowly, without making and contact with the fans. He stops and the camera zooms in on the blood slowly oozing out of his mouth, as the fans continue to boo loudly. Kjki them makes his way to the steel steps, and stares out at the sea of humanity that is the XWA faithful, before he turns to walk up the cold steel. Making his way to the apron, Kjki runs his hand across the top rope, and slowly stops through the ropes with a deliberate lack of urgency. Kjki walks to the centre of the ring and stands there, motionless, his back turned to the entrance way, as his music stops. He looks up with cold, almost dead eyes and stares blankly into the crowd, tilting his head to the side slightly.
Kanimaniac’s music makes no difference to Kjki, and he merely turns his head to the side, looking at the entrance out of the corner of his eye. Thunder is heard, and the lighting dies down to a dim red enveloping the stage. Red lights also slowly move around the crowd, as the fans wait for the arrival of 'The Dragon Tamer'. The wind instruments kick in, and shimmering lasers slowly rise from the stage, and dance on the ceiling of the arena. The spotlights in the crowd speed up slightly, as the heartbeat quickens. With this, the lights on the stage get brighter with each beat.
As the tempo increases, the spotlights dance vigorously over the fans' heads and bodies, providing a feeling of anticipation. There is suddenly an exlposion of fire at the entrance ramp, as the music kicks in full pace, and after a few seconds, Kanimaniac appears to emerge from the flames, wearing a variation of his entrance attire, resembling that of the comic book revolutionary, V from the series V for Vendetta. He sports a Guy Fawkes mask, a black wide brimmed hat and a long black overcoat.
Garcia: Introducing next, from England. Weighing in at 220lbs and standing at 5”11, he is ‘The Dragon Tamer’ Chris Kanimaniac!
The crowd cheer, as Kanimaniac walks slowly to the top of the ramp, and stops. Kanimaniac slowly raises an arm. Kanimaniac then walks down, looking into the ring, as fans reach out and pat him on the shoulders.
Cedar: Kanimaniac is sporting unique entrance attire for his Vendetta debut. I believe that to be his favourite comic book hero; an anti-heroic revolutionary, simply known as V.
Bull: NERD!
Kanimaniac doesn't break his focus, instead keeping his eyes fixed on the ring. He approaches the apron, and looks around the crowd briefly, before making his way to the ring steps. He slowly walks up the steps, and along the apron. He stops in place and looks down at one of the stretchers outside the ring but then suddenly catapulting himself head over heels into the ring, and kneeling down to one knee, with his hands on the mat, looking around slowly. The lights die out.
When they come back, Kanimaniac is standing in the centre of the ring, in his wrestling attire, as his music dies and he stands there, staring Kjki in the eyes. Both men are face to face, nose to nose.
Cedar: Kanimaniac vs. Mitchell! Here we go, folks. Can ‘The Dragon Tamer’ prevail, or will ‘The Flyer’ prove to be too flighty for Kanimaniac.
Both men continue to stare, until the bell rings.
DING DING
Kanimaniac stands slightly taller and broader than Kjki, but Mitchell doesn’t let it bother him in the slightest. The fans begin to cheer, and Kjki suddenly rocks Kanimaniac with a right hand. Kanimaniac recoils a bit, holding his jaw. Kjki follows up with another punch, sending Kanimaniac back further. Kanimaniac doesn’t let the third attempt land, sticking a forearm out to parry it away and strike down on Kjki’s chest with an open handed slap to the chest, followed by a knife edge chop. Kjki staggers back, and is met with a swift forearm strike to the face, causing him to stagger back, but not fall. Kanimaniac then pushes him against the rope, and whips him off into the other side. Kanimaniac bends over, to try to back body drop Kjki, but Mitchell rolls over his back, and rebounds off the ropes. Kanimaniac stands upright, and turns to get taken off his feet with a high dropkick to the face. Kanimaniac falls to his back, dazed a bit by the strike. Kjki meets Kanimaniac, who gets to his feet, and locks up with Kjki. Kanimaniac jostles with Kjki, and pulls him into a headlock, wrenching on the head and neck of Kjki. Kjki struggles to get free, but Kanimaniac gets to one knee, anchoring Kjki. Kjki then pulls him to the ropes, and uses them to send Kanimaniac over to the other side, pushing him in the middle of his back and forcing him to let go. As Kanimaniac comes back, Kjki drops to the floorm causing Kanimaniac to hurdle him, but grab onto the ropes. Kjki charges at Kanimaniac again, but gets taken down with a drop toe hold, taking him to the floor. Kanimaniac scrambles to flip Kjki over into a sharpshooter, but Kjki stops Kanimaniac’s foot, and causes him to revaluate his tactics, but gets kicked to the ropes. Kjki gets back up, and charges at Kanimaniac, who ducks and catapults him over the ropes. Kjki hangs on, and lands on the apron, and hits a clubbing forearm blow across the face of Kanimaniac. Kanimaniac staggers away, and Kjki leaps to the top rope. However, before he can take off, he is hit with a backflip, over head ‘Pele’ kick, hitting his knee and causing him to lose balance and fall to the ring floor, but land on his feet. He still staggers back, and into the guard rail. Kanimaniac then takes the opportunity to catapult himself over the ropes with a senton, but only finds the thinly padded floor, as Kjki moves to the left, and watches Kanimaniac crash and burn.
Cedar: Fact and furious opening to this match, but this kind of style will wear both men out, and they have to remember that when you’re tired, it’s harder to fight back.
Kanimaniac holds his back in pain, as Kjki grabs him bythe hair and forces him throat first over the guard rail, putting all his bodyweight onto Kanimaniac, thus choking him. Kjki then clubs away mercilessly at his back, causing Kanimaniac to fall to a knee. Kjki backs off, but viciously spins at a low angle, and catching Kanimaniac in the back of the head with a vicious spinning heel kick. Kanimaniac’s face is literally booted into the railing, and he rolls away, holding his head in pain.
Bull: Woah momma! Kanimaniac just nearly became part of the guard rail with that vicious spin kick.
Cedar: You saw how Kjki threw his body into it, getting lots of momentum and waffling Kanimaniac in the back of the head with his foot. A strike like that can knock you loopy for quite some time.
Kanimaniac is still rolling on the floor attempting to get his bearings back but Kjki continues his attack, with stomps to the spine. Kjki picks Kanimaniac up by his hair and drags him to the ring post, propping him up against it. Kjki takes a run up, and attempts a leg lariat to the head of Kanimaniac, but Kanimaniac moves, causing Kjki to wrap his leg around the post and get it caught in the second rope. Kjki dangles from the rope thrashing, as Kanimaniac composes himself and kicks Kjki in the midsection repeatedly. Kanimaniac then stops and stares into the eyes of Kjki, and darts under the ring to pick up a Singapore cane. Kanimaniac spins it in his hand, but just before he strikes Kjki, Kjki manages to get himself free of the predicament and pull himself up to the apron. Kanimaniac puts the cane to one side for a second, and walks over to Kjki. He climbs the apron, and picks Kjki up as well. Both men are standing on the apron as Kanimaniac attempts to DDT Kjki to the floor outside the ring! Kjki resists it, and fights out. Kjki plants his right shin deep into the gut of Kanimaniac, winding him. As Kanimaniac stands doubled over, Kjki looks down at the stretcher to their side. Kjki then steps back, and hits a beautiful tornado DDT, sending both men onto the stretcher. Kjki rolls off th the side, holding his back after an awkward landing, but Kanimaniac lays on the stretcher holding his head and neck.
Cedar: Both men just went crashing into the stretcher there! Kanimaniac may be in danger if Kjki can push him up the ramp.
Kjki attempts to push Kanimaniac, getting as far as the bottom of the ramp, when Kanimaniac pushes him away forcefully with his feet. Kanimaniac stands up on the stretcher, balancing himself as it rolls forward slightly. Kanimaniac then jumps and executes a shooting star body block, taking Kjki down, as the fans roar in approval. Kanimaniac gets to his feet, and Kjki holds his shoulder. Kanimaniac stomps his foot, and tries to rally the fans behind him, clapping in the process. Kanimaniac goes back to Kjki, and drags him to the ring steps, where he seats him upright against the side. Kanimaniac then steps back, still holding his head, and runs at Kjki. Kanimaniac then flips forward and drives Kjki into the steps with a senton splash. The crowd begin chanting ‘holy shit’, as Kanimaniac rolls backwards, and grabs Kjki. Kanimaniac then puts his body on the stretcher, and starts pushing him up the ramp. Kanimaniac makes it 1/3 up the ramp, when Kjki rolls off the side of the stretcher. Kanimaniac lets go of the stretcher and lets it roll back to the ring side. As Kanimaniac goes to grab Kjki again, Kjki kicks him in the groin, and then delivers a vicious bulldog into the steel ramp.
Cedar: Oh my goodness, Kanimaniac just got planted into that ramp. This may be a turning point.
Kjki leg drops Kanimaniac on the back of the head, causing Kanimaniac to roll to the side and off the end of the ramp. Kjki follows him and both men are standing in the alleyway between the guard rail and the ramp. Kanimaniac staggers up towards the clearing by the side of the stage, followed closely by Kjki. Kanimaniac turns to face him, only to receive a forearm blow from Kjki. Kanimaniac staggers back, bumping into the stage in the process. Kjki follows up with elbow strikes to the jaw, and then vicious uppercuts. Kanimaniac looks to be out of it, as Kjki stands over him, and drags him over to a transportation crate to the side of the stage. Kjki bounces Kanimaniac’s head off the crate, and then goes inside to pick out a wooden 2x4. Kjki taps the crate with the 2x4, before raising it in the air and roaring. The fans boo loudly, as Kjki measures Kanimaniac for a strike. Kanimaniac stands up, and gets a shot buried in his abdomen, causing him to bend double. Kjki then does to the side of Kanimaniac, and uses the 2x4 to execute a Russian legsweep, sending Kanimaniac to the cold concrete floor, and driving the 2x4 into his throat.
Bull: Kjki is dismantling Kanimaniac here. His return may not be as fruitful as he first thought.
Kjki then walks slowly over to the fans, who are jeering him, and he stares coldly into the eyes of a young fan. The fan hides behind his father, and Kjki turns to walk back to Kanimaniac. Kjki kicks Kanimaniac in the ribs violently, doubling him over. Kjki then walks behind a curtain leading backstage, and pulls out a steel chair. Kjki raises the chair up, staring at it as if he was mesmerised. However, as Kjki walks back around the stage to get to Kanimaniac, he is speared in a rush of energy from Kanimaniac, knocking him down, but not for long. He groggily gets back to his feet, winded, but Kanimaniac managed to get him off guard nevertheless. Kanimaniac then whips Kjki into the guard rail, sending him back first. Kjki recoils in pain, holding the base of his spine. Kanimaniac walks over to grab Kjki’s long red hair, and throws him over the rail into the crowd, as they part like the red sea. Kjki slowly gets back to his feet, with the crowd standing around him. Kanimaniac bides his time, and when Kjki is to his feet, he vaults to the rail, so he is standing on the edge. He loses his balance slightly, allowing Kjki to rush over to him, and jump up to the rail also. Both men are balancing precariously on the rail, when Kjki pulls off a devastating frankensteiner on Kaniman iac, taking both men down to the floor. Kanimaniac thrashes and screams in pain after going spine first into steel chairs, where the audience had vacated. Kanimaniac falls to the floor, as Kjki lands awkwardly, knee first onto another steel chair. Both men have crashed and burned into the audience, and the fans react, chanting ‘holy shit’. Kjki limps back up to his feet, as Kanimaniac crawls over the chairs to the alleyway, leading down to the ring. Kanimaniac makes it to the guard rail, and slouches over it. Kjki tells the fans in front of him to move, as he prepares to run over the chairs and dive into Kaimaniac. Kjki tentatively jumps over rows, approaching Kanimaniac with speed. Kjki then takes off from the second row, throwing his body onto Kanimaniac, crushing him with a splash, and rolling over him and the guard rail to the floor outside the ring. Kjki holds his side, and Kanimaniac crumbles behind the rail, slouching down holding his chest.
Cedar: What the hell? Kjki just ran OVER the chairs and threw his body onto Kanimaniac, driving him into the guard rail! Wow, this monster really has been unleashed on Kanimaniac here. I don’t think he’s ever received a beating like this.
Bull: Maybe he hasn’t. Kjki is really showing his worth.
Kjki gets to his feet, holding his ribs, and reaches over the rail, to grab Kanimaniac. Kanimaniac is dragged to his feet, but manages to break free of his grasp, and tags Kjki with a right hand to the jaw, causing him to stagger back to the ring post. Kanimaniac then runs up the alleyway between the crowd, and then runs back at full speed. Kanimaniac then throws himself into the air, clearing the rail, and taking Kjki out with a vicious dropkick to the midsection. Kjki spins wildly into the post, as Kanimaniac crashes and burns, landing on his side. Kanimaniac gets the wind driven out of him, and Kjki lays dazed on the floor, spread eagled.
Cedar: Kanimaniac taking to the sky with that dropkick over the guard rail. That was sickening.
Kanimaniac slowly makes his way to his feet, and coughs violently. As he looks up, a trickle of blood comes from his mouth down his chin.
Bull: Oh, this looks bad for Kanimaniac. That could be a spot of internal bleeding. That is always a bad thing.
Kanimaniac holds his ribs, and slowly makes his way to Kjki. Kanimaniac picks Kjki up, and quickly executes a T-bone suplex, driving Kjki back first into the floor. Kanimaniac rolls back over, and picks him up again, this time bringing him down with a rolling snapmare. Kanimaniac holds his ribs and doubles over, gasping. Kjki sits slouched over. Kanimaniac then quickly kicks Kjki in the chest, then the back. As he tries another kick, however, Kjki grabs his foot, and gets to his feet. Kanimaniac hops to keep his balance, and tries an enzuigiri kick to the back of Kjki’s head. Kjki ducks quickly, and Kanimaniac goes crashing to the floor, as Kjki drives his other leg into the floor. Kjki quickly takes advantage, and locks in a vicious camel clutch, wrenching at Kanimaniac’s ribs and back, making him scream in pain. Kjki keeps the pressure on, not being restrained by any rope breaks or count from the referee. Kjki pulls back further, bending Kanimaniac’s back in an unnatural way, almost folding him up.
Cedar: Kjki is going to break Kanimaniac’s back!
Bull: This is smart by Kjki. This move saps strength from your opponents and the fact that Kanimaniac now appears to have damaged his ribs means that this move puts him through purgatory!
Kjki suddenly, violently lets go, letting Kanimaniac fall face first into the floor. Kjki slowly gets back to his feet, and throws Kanimaniac back into the ring. Kanimaniac rolls to the centre, as Kjki gets to the apron. Kjki holds his head, and vaults over the rope, crushing Kanimaniac with a Tope Atomico, driving his spine into the ribs of Kanimaniac. Kjki rolls through to the ropes, and executes a beautiful lionsault back on to Kanimaniac, putting him in more pain. Kjki kneels next to Kanimaniac, slumped down, trying to get his breath and trying to recuperate. Kjki then pounds his chest and motions towards the top rope. Kjki staggers to the ropes, but then stops. Kjki leaves the ring, then pulls out a trash can from under the ring, and throws it into the ring. He then pulls out a table and pushes it into the ring. Kjki rolls into the ring, and sets up the table by the turnbuckle, and places the trash can to the side for the time being. Kjki struggles to pull Kanimaniac to his feet. Kjki hooks Kanimaniac up for the Sliced Bread. Kjki runs towards the ropes, and runs up the turnbuckle. Kanimaniac manages to push Kjki away from him, causing him to land behind him, nearly going through the table. Kanimaniac swiftly kicks Kjki in the face, causing him to fall back onto the table. Kanimaniac slouches over the turnbuckle, and puts his foot on the middle rope, trying to climb. The crowd wills him to the top, but as he makes it to the top, Kjki quickly leaps up with him, and hits the Straight to Hell from the top rope, through the table! Both men feel the effects, as they both crash through the table.
Cedar: Straight to Hell! Kjki and Kanimaniac must both feel like they’re in hell after that move!
Both men lay strewn over the wreckage of the table, neither moving. The crowd are cheering wildly for both men to get up, trying to get them to stir. A few moments pass, and Kjki starts to move a little. Kjki rolls to his side and struggles to get free of the wreckage. He pulls himself out, as Kanimaniac still lays there. Kjki rolls out of the ring, and lines the stretcher up with the ring, so he can attempt to push Kanimaniac onto it. Kjki pulls himself back into the ring slowly, and staggers to Kanimaniac, who has started to move a little bit. Kjki drags him by his hair towards the side. Kjki pushes Kanimaniac under the ropes, and eventually onto the stretcher. Kjki wills himself to his feet, and makes his way to the apron. As Kjki bends over to get is breath, Kanimaniac shifts his body, and wraps his legs around Kjki’s head, locking in a triangle hold! Kanimaniac can’t get the most of the hold, but he still manages to get Kjki to his knees on the apron. Kanimaniac lets go, and gets to his feet. With Kanimaniac standing on the stretcher, and Kjki on the apron, Kanimaniac delivers a release over head dragon suplex, sending Kjki into the floor, and causing Kanimaniac to nearly fall off the stretcher himself. He quickly shifts his weight before this happens though. Kanimaniac sits on the stretcher, still holding his ribs, before pounding the stretcher. Kanimaniac grabs Kjki, but collapses as he tries to pick him up. Kanimaniac tries again, to no avail. Eventually, Kanimaniac manages to pull Kjki up, and drag him onto the stretcher. Kanimaniac pushes with all his might, fighting through the pain of his ribs. Kanimaniac makes it half way up the ring, before falling to his knees, still trying to push the stretcher. He puts the lock on the stretcher wheels, and staggers back to the ring, grabbing the trash can. Kanimaniac takes a moment to rest on the can, before taking it up the ramp to where Kjki is starting to stir. Kanimaniac gets close to the stretcher, and Kjki quickly gets up, delivering a big boot to the trash can, driving it into the head of his opponent. Kanimaniac drops the trash can, and rolls back down the ramp, as Kjki gets to his feet and follows him. Kjki drags Kanimaniac back up to the stretcher, and tries to get him onto it. After fumbling it, the stretcher falls, causing Kjki to throw Kanimaniac down, and focus on the stretcher. Kjki tries to get the stretcher back onto its wheels, as Kanimaniac crawls towards the trash can. As Kjki gets the stretcher upright, Kanimaniac puts the trash can over Kjki’s head from behind. Kjki thrashes around with the can on his head, and Kanimaniac gets time to recover. Kjki tries to lift the trash can off his head, but Kanimaniac suddenly delivers a Shining Wizard into the trash can, causing Kjki to fall backwards onto the stretcher.
Cedar: Kanimaniac taking Kjki out with a Shining Wizard into the trash can! What impact!
Kanimaniac lays on the ramp, holding his knee, but quickly sucks up the pain, and begins to climb the side of the stretcher, to get him up. Kanimaniac slouches over Kjki, when out of the corner of his eye, he sees James Mitchell come out from behind the curtain, dragging Lacey with him. Kanimaniac glares at Mitchell, and pushes himself to his feet, going after Mitchell, who is threatening Lacey with his cane. Kanimaniac approaches Mitchell, only to be put down with a fireball, flint paper lit and thrown into his eyes. Kanimaniac falls to the ground, holding his face, as Mitchell throws Lacey to the side. Mitchell then drives the top of his cane into the ribs of Kanimaniac, causing him to scream in pain. Lacey watches, screaming at Mitchell to stop. He doesn’t, instead, he kicks Kanimaniac in the head, and then driving the cane into his throat. Suddenly, Lacey throws herself at Mitchell, jumping on his back, and trying to choke him with a sleeper. The fans cheer, as Mitchell struggles to get her to let go. As Mitchell does this, Kanimaniac gets to his knees. As Mitchell turns to face Kanimaniac, Lacey lets go and pushes him towards Kanimaniac with all her might. Kanimaniac then spews red mist in Mitchell’s face, causing him to crumple, and hold his face.
Bull: He just spewed that red mist in an innocent manager’s face! What kind of man is that?
Kanimaniac checks on Lacey, who screams ‘look out!’, as Kjki comes up behind him, pushing the stretcher. Kanimaniac turns around, but Kjki changes his course, taking Lacey out. Kanimaniac rushes to see her, allowing Kjki to take advantage, pulling barbed wire out of his boot that had been stashed under the soul.
Cedar: What kind of man attacks a woman with a stretcher?
Bull: Wrong place, wrong time, Cedar!
Kjki whips Kanimaniac in the back with the barbed wire, causing Kanimaniac to arch his back. Kjki does it again and again, putting more ferocity into it each time. Kanimaniac ends up face down, and Kjki drags him to the stretcher, that is just feet away from the line now. Kjki puts him on the stretcher, and mounts Kanimaniac, choking him with the barbed wire. Kjki then turns, and pulls out a second length of barbed wire. He laughs, and turns to Kanimaniac’s feet, to try to tie him to the stretcher.
Cedar: What’s he doing here?
Bull: He’s going to throw him off the edge of the stage, like he said!
Kjki tries to tie Kanimaniac’s feet, but is suddenly pulled backwards and locked into a Dragon Tamer! Kanimaniac tightly scissors Kjki into the hold, and tightly squeezes Kjki. Kjki struggles. He tries to roll off the stretcher to break the hold, but Kanimaniac has him anchored onto it. After a while, Kjki stops. Kanimaniac lets go of the hold, and gets off the stretcher, trying to push Kjki up past the line. Kanimaniac gets the front two wheels over, when Kjki suddenly grabs his hair and throat. Kjki sits up, and looks like he is about to choke Kanimaniac out. Kanimaniac begins to fade, as Kjki now has two hands around his throat. Kanimaniac tries to break free, pushing his body towards Kjki, laying on top of him, on the stretcher. Both men find themselves getting to their feet, fighting on the stretcher, as it rolls back and forth, dangerously close to the line. Kanimaniac, with his last breath, picks him up for an Emerald Fusion, slamming him head first into the stretcher, and pushing himself off the stretcher, pushing the stretcher over the line for the win!
DING DING DING!
Garcia: Here is your winner, and the number one contender for the XWA Hardcore Title, ‘The Dragon Tamer’ Chris Kanimaniac!
Kanimaniac falls to the ramp, and crawls slowly over to Lacey, who is still lying on the ramp. Kanimaniac lays down over her, asking her if she is OK. Kanimaniac then pushes himself to his feet, holding his ribs. Medics come out to check on Lacey, but Kanimaniac pushes them away, and attempts to pick her up himself. He struggles, but gets her up, as he looks down at James Mitchell, then over to Kjki, who is still lying on the stretcher. A second team of medics go over to Kjki, to check on him, and also to help James Mitchell to his feet, after being blinded with mist. Kanimaniac looks at Lacey, and carries her backstage, mouthing ‘I’m sorry’ to her.
Cedar: Well, what a match there! Both men putting life and limb on the line, and even James Mitchell, and a woman who appears to be Kanimaniac’s partner feeling the effects of the match. Both men put their hearts into it and it came down to the line, literally.
Bull: I have to admit, I thought Kanimaniac was on his way to a loss, but he pulled it off somehow. Maybe he should focus more on wrestling than picking up chicks.
Cedar sighs, as the camera goes black.
Backstage, Kanimaniac carries Lacey into his locker room, and lays her on a padded bench. As he puts her down, he sits down and slouches against the bench, groaning in pain. He then turns to check on Lacey, stroking her face gently. Suddenly, Kanimaniac springs up, and turns to see Notorious Megaman, applauding slowly. Mega: Hell of a match, there Kani. You know what that means right? You have a shot at the XWA Hardcore Title, at a date to be determined. Congratulations!
Kanimaniac: ...thanks
Mega: ...heh...you know, you could be more grateful for me giving you this opportunity!
Kanimaniac: Thanks very much.
Mega: Still not what I was looking for...
Kanimaniac: Well, sorry boss man, but you see, my girlfriend has just nearly been obliterated by a stretcher, after being kidnapped from the locker room. I have busted ribs, my back is killing me and...Yep (Kanimaniac touches his elbow) pretty sure I have a swollen elbow. So, please excuse me for not being too jovial right now!
Mega: I think you need to remember who you’re talking to, boy! I’m the law around here! If you want to find your ass off the show, off Vendetta and out of the XWA, please, continue disrespecting me! I’ll be willing to make it happen! You’ve got Gabriel Angel to fight for that title, and frankly, I don’t know if you have what it takes against him. But you'd better thank your stars that you're even getting a title shot! Now that I've put you in your place, some respect please.
Kanimaniac puts his hands on his hips and looks down at his feet, before looking back at Megaman.
Kanimaniac: Thank you...sir...
Kanimaniac grits his teeth at Mega, who flashes a partonising smile.
Mega: That’s more like it...
Mega goes to pat Kanimaniac on the shoulder, but Kanimaniac moves to avoid it. Mega chuckles.
Mega: Good luck. God knows you'll need it. Just...try not to embarrass Vendetta too much, will you?
Mega storms off and a doctor walks in.
Doctor: Just here to check on you two.
Kanimaniac: Yeah, could you check on Lacey first? She took the brunt of that stretcher.
Kanimaniac kneels down next to Lacey, as the doctor checks her. As the camera moves out of the locker room, Kanimaniac pulls his mask off over his face.
Post subject: Re: XWA Vendetta #16 Live @ Montreal Quebec, Canada
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:18 pm
XWA Jobber
Joined: Sun Aug 30, 2009 12:11 am Posts: 36
Promo/ before match:
Heather was walking in the hallway with her things in her hands and her cell phone to her ear, when she askendently bumbs into hitman Alex
(cell phone drops and so does all the bags that Heather was carrying)
Heather: ugh, im so sorry.
hitman Alex: no, sorry let me help you with that.
(helps Heather pick up all the things that fell out of her hand.
Both look in each others eyes.
Heather: Thanks so much......
Hitman alex: Your welcome, the names Alex
Heather: Hi, im Heather, Thnaks again.
Alex: No problem, Well i guess ill see you around?
Heather:yeah, i guess so. (Heather walks away. then walks into Stacy Keibler by the divas locker room)
stacy- Well seems like you ran into my man
Heather: and....oh hes kind.. Stacy: well im stacy nice to meet you um...... whats your name? and yes he is.
Heather: my names Heather.
Stacy: yeah, well im not usually nice to, so how should i say this, new girls but i guess you can be an exception.. little advice. dont trust anyone you think you can.
Heather: um i beleive i already know that.
Stacy- oh your a smart one huh. well nice to meet you Heather..
Heather: Same to you.
(Heather goes into the locker room to get ready for her first match.) ====================================================
Match annoncer- the folowing contest is a fatal four way match: Heather music hits: Heather comes out and she does the same taunt that dawn would do, Heather begins to walk down to the ring, She gets on the apren then she looks at the camera and then swing the other leg thats not on the apren onto the apren. Then enters the ring through the bottom rope... She begins to bounce and she has her arms at her side while shes jumping. She looks in the croud and shows no emtion...
Moniques theme begins to play. announcer: next, Monique Moniques apears on stage the camrea goes staright to the face then zooms out. monique has a smile on her face and she begins walking quickly to the ring. She runs up the stairs and she gets through the second rope. She goes to the top rope and does some type of taunt. She jumps down and looks at Heather. Heather stares back at her. Both waits for the next opponent.
Kandis music begins to play Announcer- the next perticipent is Kandi Kandi appears on stage. She quickly skips to the ring like mickie james does. When she gets the ring she rolls in.. Kandi points to the croud, the croud goes wild. Kandi then goes to the opposite side of the ring and pints their the croud goes wild again. Kandi also waits for the last opponent
Brookes them plays, Announcer: the last perticipent in this match is Brooke Mcmahon. Brooke walks down the ramp with her hands on her hips then she plays in her hair when she looks at the croud. Booke walks up the stairs slowly then she try to enter the ring but is drop-kicked by Kandi.
Ding Ding Ding
The match begins The announcer quickly leaves the ring. Heather locks up with Monique. Heather does a headlock but she is thrown too the ropes once shes running back to Monique, Monique Closelines Heather. Heather Falls to the ground on her back. Monique gets on top of heather and begins to rub Heathers face into the mat. Heather rolls Monique over and she pounds moniques head against the mat. On the outside of the ring Kandi and Brooke goes back and fourth with punches. Then Brooke kicks Kandi in the stomach really hard. Brooke takes Kandi and shoves her against the baracade. Kandi screams in pain as she hits it. Monique gets to her feet and trys to pick up Heather, Heather eye rakes herand does a hair-mare.; Heather does a arm bar to Monique. Heather gets to her feet and goes by the rope and raises her arm and does the number one sighn and shakes her hips side to side when Monique rolls heather up: 1,2 kickout,
Kandi try to get up but shes really weak. brooke pick Kandi up then Brooke blody slams her onto the ramp. Brooke runs into the ring.. She slides in and She spears Monique. Monique screams reff get her off of me. Heather goes to the top rope once she get to her feet. Brooke and Monique are up and when they turned around Heather does a top rope cross body and connects. Heather is on top of them both, both shoulders are down of both women, 1,2, Kickout Monique gets out of the ring and falls on the ground. Heather is up on her feet and sizes Brooke up. Heather kicks Brooke in the stomach and does a a swinging neck breaker. Heather pins brooke: 1..2.. Monique pulls Heathers foot. Brooke gets up and gets behind Heather Monique gets onto the apren. while shes standing Heather turns around and Brooke trys to Slap her in the face but Heather ducks and Brooke hits Monique. Monique falls off the apren onto the floor, she lands on her showlder. Brooke: *oops* Brooke turns around and irsih wips Heather Kandi makes it to her feet. When Brooke irish wips heather she goes to cather her in a backbreaker position from irish wippping her but gets a head sissors by Heather. Brooke rools out of the ring. Kandi gets into the ring. Kandi turns heather around and four arms Heather in her face, the kicks her in the stomach and goes for a powerbomb. Heather gets flipped on to Kandis showders but reverses the powerbomeb into a hurricanrada pin. Kandi lands on her back and is pinned by Heather. Ref: 1,2 Kickout. Kandi gets up and pokes Heather in her eyes. Kandi taunts to the crowd. Heather realizes that she as an opertunity. Kandi Turns around and she recives a chop then gets a kick to the head. Heather pulls Kandi to the middle of the ring and she body slams her. then goes to the side of Kandi and does this a Hand over kandi and lands in a splash position onto Kandis stomach. Heather pins Kandi 1,2,3!!
ding ding ding Heathers music hits Heres is you winner, Heather! Heather gets up and gets her hand raised by the ref. ========================================= After match:
Heather is leaving the arena when she runs into stacy.
Stacy: not bad, not bad at all for a beginner, good match,
Heather: thanx
stacy- oh im not talking about your i was talking about my match when i won this lovely title.
Heather: oh....
Stacy: but you did good. Maybe i might have compitention.
Heather: No its not a might, its a yes, you do have compitention.
Stacy: Well see you around kid and maybe you might have a shot at this title.
Heather: yeah im sure i will.
Satcy: dont get too cocky, i can earase ur face off the xwa roster faster then you can say Your name.
Heather: wow, im so scared.
Stacy: looks at her then walks away. "see you around new girl."
Heather: shakes head, coming from a champion whos a slut. *Giggles* leaves the arena.
Post subject: Re: XWA Vendetta #16 Live @ Montreal Quebec, Canada
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:41 pm
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Mike Lamar: “Ladies and gentlemen, joining me right now is JKX. JKX, this match is the biggest match of your career. What is your preparation for squaring off for the world title?”
JKX: “Preparation? Why would I need to be prepared for this match? I respect everything Caleb has accomplished in the business. 5 time tag team champion, 4 time world champion. The man has some of the most impressive accolades I have ever seen in any wrestling business. He hasn’t even been around for 2 years yet. But does that mean I won’t break his neck to win the world championship? No. I am better than the “XWA Legend” whether anyone in the world knows it or not.”
Mike Lamar: “Well, that is confidence. But tell me, I hear you were the one who brought the idea of a no disqualification submission match up to management. Is that true?”
JKX: “Exactly. Pinning Caleb isn’t enough. Anyone can get lucky and pull out a fluke pin. Making someone tap is no fluke at all. It shows dominance, and when someone taps to you, you know you have upped them. To make someone tap out means they are weaker than you. And I am ruthless. Caleb WILL tap out tonight.”
Mike Lamar: “Fair enough. Also, in a week, you face Caleb AGAIN, only this time, you team with Ash to take on many other teams in a tag team championship match. You will have a shot at becoming XWA’s first triple champion.”
JKX: “Correction; I will become the first triple champion. You see, my plan to take over XWA starts tonight. I have the international title, and after tonight, I will beat Caleb for the world title, and I will take his tag team title too. I am tired of everyone hyping Caleb up like he is a God. He’s nothing special. That will be proven when his hand hits the mat tonight.”
Mike Lamar: “And what if you lose this match?”
JKX: “Yes, what if I do lose? That’s a great question. How about if I lose, I have put on the best match of my career? How about if I lose, I still have a chance at becoming a tag team champion? How about if I lose, I am still the international champion. How about if I lose, I am still heel of the year, fastest up and comer in XWA history, the leader of Starship Pain! The point is, I have nothing to lose, and all to gain. I am on top of XWA right now.”
Mike Lamar: “I can’t argue with that. Last question. If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear-“
A static shock comes across the screen as Lamar and JKX look around. Technical difficulties? The two have odd expressions on their face until the lighting gets green and we hear a scream of “BREAK IT DOWN!” Suddenly, Caleb and David Michaels appear on the screen and Caleb Spires has the goofiest smile on his face as David Michaels waves at JKX.
Caleb Spires: “Pardon this interruption, but I just had to laugh at JKX’s commenting on how hw will beat me 2 weeks in a row. HA! That is all. Continue.”
JKX: “How dare you interrupt me mid-interview? Caleb, you need to stay out of my business before I go all out on you tonight. And David, why have you associated yourself with Caleb Spires?”
David Michaels: “You haven’t heard?”
Caleb Spires: “David, no one has…”
David Michaels: “Then now is the perfect time to announce it. Ladies and gentlemen, when I was considering signing a contract with XWA, I wasn’t 100% sure if I wanted to. Then, I was convinced by one man, and he offered me an offer that I could refuse. Caleb Spires, yes Caleb Spires, has asked me, David Michaels, to team with him and… Those two other people we’re associated with.”
Caleb Spires: “I mean, I was separated from my two partners, I needed someone to fill the void, didn’t I? So, I decided David Michaels was perfect. And thus, David Michaels and DC Hennig have become the newest members of NWD!”
David Michaels: “Easy there, Caleb. I understand that NWD was here first, but quite frankly… I don’t want to leave DXwO. SO, I have taken it upon myself to state McNugget and Caleb as DXwO’s 2 newest members!”
Glaring at David, Caleb is about to make up an argument. Instead, a grin comes across his face as he whispers in David’s ear. David nods. David laughs. He cries. Then, the two come to an agreement after David is done using half the emotions he can think of.
Caleb Spires: “Ladies and gents, it appears neither NWD nor DXwO will be on XWA. That is not enough. We need to raise the bar. We need a new stable. A stable named… DXwD. And if you’re not down with that-“
JKX: “If I’m not down with that, then I’m not,. Frankly, we don’t care about you 4 getting together. The four of DXwD would come up short against Starship Pain. And that will be proven tonight. HHH619 will destroy David Michaels, following by me taking your title. And if you aren’t down with that, I frankly don’t give a crap.”
~
The sound of JKX’s music brings on many boos from the crowd. Why wouldn’t they? He is the heel of the year. After a big amount of pyrotechnics, red, green, blue, yellow, and more colors, JKX runs out onto the stage with a look of determination on his face. JKX shakes his hair out of his eyes as he bounces back and forth. JKX runs his hands through his black hair and he holds up his heel of the year slammy in his left hand and the international championship in his right. JKX continues down to the ring.
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is a hardcore submission match for the XWA world championship! Introducing first if the challenger. He stands in at 250 pounds, he is JKX!”
JKX holds his hand out to the fans just to pull it back and rub it across his head indicating he is too good for these fans. JKX heads up to the ring as he wears trunks that have black stars across the front. JKX jumps on the apron, and jumps over the top rope ti get in. JKX puts his hands together and rolls them to warm-up. JKX’s music dies down a bit as he hands the referee his slammy and title. He sniffs a little bit and smirks at Caleb Spires.
“Fake It” by Seether booms through the arena and the fans jump to their feet. Spires walks out from backstage wearing a gold jacket and gold pants, as usual. Pyro goes off in a green X behind him and he grins at JKX. JKX motions for him to come down and Caleb nods. Caleb, first holds up both the world heavyweight championship in his left hand and the XWA tag team championship in his right.
“Ladies and gentlemen, the champion. Weighing in at 180 pounds, he is Caleb Spires!”
Continuing to the ring, Caleb stops along the way to slap hands with fans who are obviously Caleb supporters. Caleb slowly walks to the ring and all of the sudden sprints down at full force. Caleb slides under the bottom rope, and shakes his hair like wild. Caleb rushes to the second rope and jumps up on it. Caleb holds both titles up again and back flips, sticking the landing. Caleb hands the ref both titles, but not before kissing the world title, as it could be his last moment with it. Caleb nods, and the ref nods back.
~Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!~
Caleb and JKX both step into the center. Caleb extends his hand, but JKX promptly slaps Caleb’s hand away. JKX goes for a punch but Caleb blocks it and takes JKX to the mat with an arm drag. JKX gets back up and quickly snaps a running Caleb into a hip toss, and a very high one. Instead of letting go, JKX hooks on for an arm bar. JKX hyper-extends Caleb’s arm, and Caleb wails, while shaking his head no. JKX keeps applying pressure, and then locks Caleb in a body scissors, while still cranking on his arm. JKX squeezes with both legs, while almost breaking Caleb’s arm at the same time. Caleb can barely move as he is in a double submission. JKX will not let go, forcing Caleb to tap out. Caleb starts to blink a lot, and may tap out before his arm is broken. But Caleb perseveres by rolling, taking JKX with him to the outside of the ring. Both thump, and the hold is broken. Caleb gets up, only to get a drop toe hold on the apron. JKX tosses Caleb in the ring, and reaches under. He pulls out a trash can, a kendo stick, and a chair. JKX sets all of them on the apron, and climbs to the top rope. Caleb, after a few seconds, pulls himself to his feet and JKX jumps off with a top rope crossbody, and JKX rolls off of him. JKX grabs the chair he tossed in and bangs it on the mat, as an indication that he is about to knock Caleb’s brains out. Caleb slowly gets up and turns into- No, he ducks! JKX drops the chair to catch Caleb’s foot. Caleb tries an enzuigiri, but JKX ducks under, and Caleb lands on his feet. Caleb, with his back to JKX, gets lifted up and driven back down with a belly to back suplex. Caleb lands awkwardly, somewhat on the back of his neck.
Eric Bull: “That’s right, JKX, take it to Caleb. Give him everything he deserves.”
Ted Cedar: “Eric, that is cruel. His neck might be sprained and you are cheering? I bet JKX has just found his targeted body part.”
Right, Cedar is. JKX picks up the nearly unconscious Caleb, and Irish whips him into the ropes. When Caleb gets caught off the rebound, JKX locks him in a full nelson. Quickly, JKX lifts him up in the air and brings him down with a full nelson backbreaker, breaking the hold when Caleb’s back hits his knee. Caleb crumbles on the floor, and JKX wipes some sweat off his head and flicks it on Caleb, causing a lot of boos to come out of the audience. Using the ropes for leverage, Caleb pulls himself up, slowly. JKX rushes at Caleb, and Caleb attempt a superkick. JKX slides underneath his feet, bounces off the ropes, and gives Caleb a violent chop block, making his leg buckle from underneath him. Caleb holds his leg, and JKX has found his targeted spot. JKX pulls both of Caleb’s legs up, and drops an elbow behind the patella, and yanks back on it, with a knee bar, trying to force Caleb to tap. Caleb shakes his head no, but JKX just extends even harder, applying a lot of pressure. Caleb punches JKX in the head a few times, getting him to break the hold. Caleb stands up, holding his leg, and JKX shoots at him, lifting him high up, slamming him down with a double leg takedown, and then stands up. JKX grabs Caleb’s leg, and spinning toe holds him. JKX drops down with a double knee drop with Caleb’s knee inside his legs. Caleb just holds his knee in pain and a few tears stream down his face. JKX takes the chair from earlier and sets it up. JKX picks Caleb up, and Irish whips him into the corner. Caleb steps out of the corner and gets a dropkick to the knee. Upon the impact of the dropkick, Caleb falls forward with his face striking the set up chair on the way down. Spires is lying with his face on the chair, and JKX pulls him up to his feet again. JKX lifts him high up and drops him across the set-up chair with a shin breaker!
Ted Cedar: “That has got to hurt! I couldn’t imagine my shin getting dropped across a chair. Caleb will be lucky if he can even walk tomorrow.”
Eric Bull: “Believe me, JKX is an innovative genius. He knows how to pick a body part and work with it. He will weaken Caleb’s legs for his signature sharpshooter. Yes sir, I think it is time for a new world champion, and his name in JKX!”
Caleb collapses on the ground, screaming out loudly while holding his shin. JKX spreads Caleb’s legs apart, and spinning toe holds him right into the most famous submission move of all time, the figure four leg lock! Caleb’s eyes widen and he screams out in pain. JKX bounces up and down, applying more pressure, as he pushes down on both of Caleb’s legs. Muscles might be tearing, but Caleb doesn’t care. His one true love(Screw Alexis Marie) hangs in the balance, and he doesn’t plan on losing his first title defense since regaining it. The pain is so severe though! Caleb can feel a burning sensation in his calves. JKX squeezes to make sure Caleb has no chance at getting out. Bouncing up and down again, JKX shakes his head and yells “Give up!” Caleb’s arm hovers above the mat. Caleb, using the small strength he has left, scoots his hips closer toward the weapons. Caleb gets a hold of the trash can, and bangs it over JKX’s head. JKX shakes cobwebs out, but continues to stay on with the hold. Caleb takes the kendo stick, and whacks that over JKX’s head as well. This is enough to make JKX faint to the mat, letting go of the hold. Caleb clutches the ropes and pulls himself up to his feet, and JKX gets up while holding his noggin. Caleb, still somewhat limping, kicks JKX, only for JKX to catch his foot. Caleb tries an enzuigiri, yet again, but hits it this time. JKX sways back and forth, light on his feet as he shakes his head. Caleb tries a roundhouse kick, but JKX ducks it, and gets Caleb down for a waist lock takedown. JKX stands up, still hooking Caleb, and throws him overhead with a German suplex. JKX shimmies his hips and gets straight back up to his feet, still clutching Caleb. JKX nails a second German suplex, and gets up yet again. JKX tries a third, but while Caleb is in mid-air, Caleb rolls through it, and clutches JKX’s ankle while rolling. Caleb has JKX in an ankle lock! Caleb, while standing cranks sideways on JKX’s ankle and JKX wails “STOP!” Caleb keeps bending the ankle, and JKX has troubles getting out. Caleb has a sinister look on his face, but before Caleb gets the chance to snap his ankle, JKX crawls to the ropes, and latches onto the top rope. JKX rolls over the top, sending Caleb over the top, landing on his butt. JKX slips back in the ring, and waits for Caleb to reach his feet. This takes Caleb a little while, but when he does, JKX flies through the middle and top ropes with a suicide dive that sends Caleb backward. Caleb lies on the steel ramp, and JKX gets up, bad mouthing the fans. Fans jeer and hold up their anti signs, and he just smirks back. JKX kicks the top of the steel steps off their hinges, and drags Caleb over to the steps, while having him in a front face lock. JKX tucks Caleb’s head under his arm, and drops Caleb down, spiking his head on the steal steps with a snap DDT!
Eric Bull: “That’s it, give him a brain tumor. Screw his head up so he can never wrestle again.”
Ted Cedar: “Shows some respect, will ya? That is a human being, getting man-handled! Although I do not applaud Caleb getting hurt, I do give credit to JKX where credit is due. If he won the world title, I wouldn’t at all consider it a fluke, as he has had the upper hand for most of the match.”
JKX just sits on the steel steps and Caleb rolls off the steps, probably knocked out. JKX pulls Caleb to his feet, and tosses him into the ring. JKX climbs in through the top rope, and comes off the top with a leg drop, landing right across the bridge on Caleb’s nose. JKX bounces back up and grabs Caleb by the leg. He crosses Caleb’s legs for a sharpshooter, but Caleb doesn’t turn on his back. Caleb turns with authority, swinging JKX off of him. The two men get up, and JKX walks into a European uppercut. JKX falls back a little bit, and Caleb jumps on the back of JKX’s shoulders for a reverse hurricanrana. Instead, JKX falls back with an electric chair on Caleb. Caleb wriggles in pain and JKX rolls out of the ring for a weapon. JKX lifts up a weapon he used a few weeks ago at Revolutionary Wars; A light tube. JKX rolls in the ring with the light tube, and when Caleb gets up, JKX cracks the tube over his head! Caleb collapses as the light tube shatters around both men. Caleb has a slight cut on his forehead, and JKX gets a devilish grin on his face. JKX picks Mr. Spires up and Irish whips him into the ropes. Caleb comes back into a kitchen sink from JKX flipping him high in the air before he flips on his back. While Caleb is down, JKX gets on one knee and locks Caleb in a sleeper hold. Caleb is in a simple move, yet it is still a deadly one. Caleb closes his eyes, drifting away, but snaps out of it. Caleb reaches all around for something – anything – That could help him, but nothing. His eyes are closing, his skin is turning pale, and the oxygen to his brain is being cut off. It is possible he is out of it. The referee needs to make sure. The referee picks Caleb’s hand up and drops it. Caleb doesn’t stop it from hitting the mat. 1! Two more drops and he is done for. The referee picks it up and drops it, and the result is the same. 2! Are we about to have a new champion if it drops, yes! The referee picks it up and drops it, but this time, Caleb manages to keep it a few inches from hitting the mat, much to the fans delight. Caleb, on his knees, lifts JKX on his shoulders and takes him down with a fireman carry. JKX and Caleb both get up, and Caleb takes JKX down with a hurricanrana.JKX gets on one knee, and Caleb rushes at him, stepping up on one knee, just to bring his foot to the side of his head, also known as the shining wizard!
Ted Cedar: “Is Caleb about to come back and win? He has pulled out an awesome move we have seen put many superstars, some very good, away.”
Eric Bull: “Shut up, you idiot. Caleb is clearly giving the fans false hope like all of the other times he came back. Caleb is all talk. A paper champion, if you will. I proved it when I put him in a match with a girl. The pansy couldn’t even beat a girl!”
Caleb leans over the top rope and screams “Yeah, man!” to the crowd. Caleb turns around and finds JKX trying to get up. Caleb heads on over to JKX, but JKX kicks him in the gut. Then, in one quick motion, JKX nails a dragon whip to Caleb, straight in the head. Caleb bounces off the ropes, and walks back into a monkey flip from JKX. Caleb is sent 3 feet up, only to crash hard against the mat. Caleb gets up in a few seconds, and JKX clobbers him with a corkscrew lariat. Caleb does a back flip at the contact of the lariat, and land on his stomach. JKX takes an advantage to this, and locks Caleb in an STF. JKX has Caleb’s leg trapped, and yanks back on his head. Caleb tries crawling, but he has 250 pounds lying on him, contorting his neck. Caleb doesn’t want to give in though. Caleb hates tapping out, but he may have to do it for the first time in possibly over a year. Caleb can barely move, and JKX is getting sick thrills out of this. JKX lets go for some odd reason. JKX pulls Caleb to his feet, and vertical suplexes him. JKX get up, still hooking Caleb, and attempts a second vertical suplex. In mid-air, Caleb slips behind him, and locks him in a standing cattle mutilation. JKX hollers being in a devastating submission move, one that could easily break arms. Caleb tightens the hold, making JKX flail even more. JKX must find a way out of this. JKX takes a chance by dropping down on his butt, with a jaw breaker to Caleb. Caleb bounces back, holding his jaw, and JKX savate kicks Caleb. JKX tends to his arms, clenching in the pain. Caleb gets up, holding his jaw, and gets an inverted atomic drop. Caleb, holding his groin, falls victim to a forearm strike to the head. Caleb falls down and gets back up, followed by JKX scooping Caleb up. JKX drops Caleb on his knee for an old-fashioned backbreaker, and he picks him up again for a scoop slam. Caleb is incapacitated, and JKX rolls out of the ring and to the outside. JKX reaches under the apron, and pulls out a football helmet. Oh no… JKX gets back on the apron and puts the helmet on his head. JKX grabs the top rope, and springboards in with a diving headbutt to Caleb’s chest!
Eric Bull: “Innovative move by JKX. Nice way to show both hardcore and technicality at the exact same time.”
Ted Cedar: “Things aren’t looking good for Caleb, not good at all. Whenever he gets back up, JKX knocks him back down again.”
Caleb holds his chest, gasping for breath while JKX removes the helmet from his head and tosses it to the outside. This is it. No more messing around. JKX stands up and smacks Caleb in the head. Caleb cannot get up, and JKX does a standing shooting star press to Caleb. JKX stands back up, and goes for another submission. JKX rolls Caleb on his stomach, and JKX gets flat on his back. JKX props Caleb’s throat on his shin and locks him in a gogoplata! There is no getting out of this move, and the fat lady is getting ready to sing. Caleb is coughing like crazy and sways his arms in an attempt to get out of it. Caleb reaches for ropes that might help him out. Caleb’s larynx is being pushed on, and his eyes nearly pop out of his head. Caleb tries rolling through and seeing what that does. It works! Caleb flips forward, releasing the hold. Caleb gets up, and JKX spears him! JKX grabs his legs, and locks him in a one-legged Boston crab. JKX, with one leg tucked in his arm, sits on Caleb’s back, contorting it and almost breaking it. JKX laughs like Satan as his opponent, Caleb bangs his fists on the mat. Caleb attempts to reverse thye hold, but he doesn’t know how. Caleb attaches to his ankle and refuses to let go. This does nothing at all, but it also helps release a little bit of the hold on Caleb. After 20 seconds, both realize this isn’t going anywhere at all, so JKX lets go, and the two get to a vertical position. JKX goes for a clothesline, which ends up being ducked by Caleb. JKX turns around into a Pele, sending him stumbling into a corner. Caleb raises his arm and rushes at the corner with the Elijah express. JKX rolls out from the corner and into the center of the ring. Caleb pulls himself to the top rope and stalks JKX, waiting for him to reach his feet. Caleb leaps from the top with an overcastle on JKX. JKX is down for the time being, so Caleb reaches down, but gets caught. JKX throws a headlock takedown on Caleb, and as he has Caleb in a headlock, he quickly reverses the submission into an anaconda vise! JKX has Caleb in a submission that could easily break an arm! Caleb is locked in deep. Caleb may have no option but to tap. But, Caleb does something no one has seen before. Caleb leans back and kips up to break the hold! JKX rolls up, and lifts Caleb up for the Go To Hell! When JKX throws Caleb over his head, Caleb latches on to JKX’s face and the two fall to the mat together. Caleb traps JKX’s arm with his legs, and yanks back on his head. JKX has been locked in a crossface! Caleb yanks back as hard as he can and screams for him to tap. JKX tries pulling Caleb’s hands apart, but it won’t work. His neck could break any second! This is the biggest opportunity of his life, he can’t screw it up by tapping now! The world heavyweight Championship hangs in the balance. JKX scoots to the ropes, but they are too far away. He is losing all willpower, and he can’t stay in for too much longer. Caleb pulls back harder. JKX’s hand hovers above the mat. This can’t be it. All he did in this match. All he went through. His first main event ever, and for a world championship. But is getting maimed worth it? No. JKX gives in and his hand strikes the mat 4 times, an indication to a tap out.
~Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!~
“Fake It” plays and the fans are on their feet for the retaining champion. Caleb lies on the mat with a small cut on his head and JKX holding the back of his neck from the crossface. The referee slips in the ring and hands Caleb the world title. Caleb, in a seated position yells to the whole crowd, and drifts down, grinning. He is greeted by 3 people who run down to the ring; McNugget, DC Hennig, and David Michaels. The three of them help him up, and David Michaels hugs him. McNugget and DC Hennig pat Caleb on the back and he holds his title up. The referee hands Caleb his tag team title and he and McNugget crash them together. Caleb is happy as happy can be until he spots JKX in a corner, near tears. Caleb feels sorry for him. Caleb nears him, and his music stops. Caleb looks at him, smiles, and pulls him to his feet. Caleb raises his hand in the air, and JKX’s music plays. JKX nods and says “OK, you got me. Not next time. JKX rolls out of the ring and walks back as DC and David lift Caleb up in a double electric chair position. Caleb holds his title up as fireworks go off. The show is over. Or so everyone thought… Out of nowhere, a voice everyone knows comes across the titantron. We all look up to see just who it is.
Megaman: “Congratulations Caleb. I thought I gave you quite a challenge. When don’t I? I guess I need to try harder from now on when I try to find an opponent to beat you. And I think I have found just the right guy. Whether or not you lose the tag team titles next week is not under my concern. I want that word title taken off of you. So, an opponent came to me, and he says that he will be willing to take you on. I couldn’t say no, as I knew the Xtreme Champions main event couldn’t be bigger. Who is he? That won’t be announced at this time… Kidding! It will be announced now.”
After about 20 seconds of waiting in the ring with Caleb looking at his 3 stablemates and shrugging, they begin to think there may be a traitor among the friends. That is not the case as the fans come to their feet to the music of… ALEX FIRECRACKER. Alex walks out from backstage wearing a T-Shirt and jeans. A microphone is in his hands, and a smile on his face.
Alex Firecracker: “Caleb, believe me when I say this is nothing personal… Strictly business!”
Megaman: “I am sure the 2 of you have a lot to talk about. But what I have to talk about is the stipulation. You fans, although this scares me, get to vote on the match stipulation. So, here they are…
A) Cage of death B) Tower of Doom C) Xtreme Hells Gate Have fun in whatever w=match these fans choose… And try not to win, Caleb…”
And on that note, XWA Vendetta goes off the air, leaving Alex stoked and Caleb anticipated.
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