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Post subject: XWA Mayhem #2 Live From Oakland, California
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:40 pm
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XWA Mayhem #2! Live at the Oakland Arena, In Oakland, California!
WARNING: This live event contains stunts performed by professionals or under the supervision of professionals and maybe unsuitable for younger viewers. Accordingly XWA and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed in this live event. This programme also contains strobe lighting effects.
Hellkiller vs. Seth Garcia Morgan
Alex Treme vs. Johnny Blast
Phantom X vs. Flintoff
- Intercontinental Title Qualifying Matches - (Whoever wins their match goes into the poll for the Intercontinental Title Match at xtreme Champions)
J Glick A vs. Adam Jones
Ash Wheeler vs. Curtis Steel
Akira the Hero vs. The bearded Avenger
Smoke Xtreme vs. Xtreme Icon
- Promo to announce #1 Contender for Pure Title & Cruiser X -
Justin Stoppable vs. CJ Hardy
Headhunter vs. Evan Flare
The Razor Blade Segment - Featuring a surprise guest!
DC Hennig vs. Tommy O Leary
McNugget vs. GBA (If McNugget wins, he will be the No 1 Contender for the XWA Championship
Matches Due by September 14th. Put Images and Videos in Spoilers. Official Promo coming soon! !!!GOODLUCK!!!
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Post subject: Re: XWA Mayhem #2 Live From Oakland, California
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:38 pm
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PRE-SHOW
The camera is inside the GM’s Room, and the Sub-GM Smoke Xtreme is in it. Someone knocks the door:
Smoke: - Come in!
The door opens, and Akira enters the room.
Smoke: - Oh, it’s you, Akira.
Smoke and Akira shake hands.
Smoke: - It’s good to see you here on XWA, and specially here on Mayhem.
Akira: - Thank you, Smoke. I hope I can start a great career here on XWA.
Smoke: - Let’s see if you can be a great superstar and become a champion. You know you’ll have a match tonight, don’t you?
Akira: - Yeah, I know.
Smoke: - Your opponent will enter this room soon.
Someone knocks the door.
Smoke: - It must be him. Come in!
The Bearded Avenger enters the room.
Smoke: - Hi, Beardy. This is your opponent for tonight.
TBA and Akira shake hands.
TBA: - So, you’ll face me tonight on Mayhem, right?
Akira: - Yeah. I didn’t have time to face you on SIW, because it has closed its doors. But now we can fight here on XWA. And it will be tonight. I hope we make a great match.
Smoke: - You two have to make a great match, because the winner can have a shot for the Intercontinental Championship.
Akira: - OK. So let’s make it happen.
TBA: - Let the best man win. I mean… ME.
Smoke: - Ok. Now get out of my room.
The two opponents leave the GM’s room.
After Ash Wheeler vs. Curtis Steel
Black Snow and Chet Lemon are at the commentary table, talking about the last match.
Snow: - What a great match we had here, Chet!
Lemon: - That’s right, Snow! Ash Wheeler and Curtis Steel made a very impressive match. And now we’ll have other match that can be great!!
Snow: - Yeah, Chet! Next match will be between The Bearded Avenger and Akira!!
Lemon: - Akira is one of SIW’s last superstars, and he had matches against two known superstars here on XWA: LAM and Prototype!! TBA also have a short wrestling career, but he has a very impressive MMA career!!
Snow: - I think that will be a very good match!! Let’s see what “The Hero” thinks about the match, because Jack Johnson is going to interview him right now!!
Inside Backstage, Jack Johnson will start an interview with Akira.
Jack: - Akira, you’re a superstar with a very short career, but even so it’s very promising.
Akira: - Thanks, Jack. It’s good to be here in XWA to continue my career after SIW shut down. I owe a lot to SIW, and I want to continue wrestling.
Jack: - You’ll have a match against The Bearded Avenger, a man with a impressive MMA career. Do you think you can defeat him?
Akira: - Everything is possible, Jack. I believe I can win this match and, after that, fight for the Intercontinental Championship.
Jack: - So, good luck in your match!!
Akira: - Thanks.
Akira goes to the arena, ready for the match.
THE MATCH
DING DING DING!!!
Justin Roberts: - The following contest is scheduled for One Fall, and is a Qualifying Match. The winner of this match can be the #1 Contender of the Intercontinental Championship!!
TBA’s theme starts.
Spoiler:
TBA enters the arena slowly and stops at the entrance gate, while Justin Roberts announces him:
Justin Roberts: - Introducing first, from Houston, Texas, weighing 255 pounds… THE BEARDED AVENGER!!!
He walks to the ring, looking to the crowd, and when he reaches the ring he climbs the Steel Steps and enters the ring, passing between the Middle Rope and the Top Rope. He climbs one of the turnbuckles, and stays there for some seconds, looking at the crowd. After that, he climbs down the turnbuckle and waits Akira.
All lights go out and Akira's entrance video and theme begin.
Spoiler:
After a moment, the lights go on again and Akira is at the entrance gate, looking at the crowd. When the slow introduction of the song is about to end, Akira raises his arms, and a group of fireworks burst at the stage, at the same time. He goes to the ringside while Justin Roberts says:
Justin Roberts: - And his opponent, from São Paulo, Brazil, weighing 231 pounds… “The Hero”… AKIRA!!!
He slides into the ring and goes to one of the turnbuckles, there he raises his arms slowly, making his taunt; after that, he climbs down the turnbuckle and prepares himself for the match.
DING DING DING!!!
The match begins and Akira tries to approach to TBA. But the former MMA fighter gets away from the approaching, using some body movements (like a boxer evading an attack). After that, it’s TBA who tries to attack Akira, trying to hit some punches on the Brazilian superstar’s head. Akira evades the attack, and tries to retaliate. Another attack evaded by TBA. With this almost-Boxing fight, the crowd gets angry and starts chanting:
Akira looks to the crowd, and he knows it’s saying the truth. But he gets distracted, and TBA strikes a punch on his face. With no chance of reaction, TBA continues to strike punches on Akira’s face, and the crowd continues booing this shit of match. TBA does a Kick to Akira’s gut, and after that he does a Snap Suplex.
Chet: - At last, the real wrestling match has just begun!!
TBA does some stomps on Akira’s chest, and gets him up. Akira is a little groggy, and TBA does an Irish Whip, throwing Akira to the ropes. When “The Hero” comes back from the ropes, TBA grabs him from behind and does a German Suplex. After that, TBA tries to pin Akira.
1… 2… and Akira kicks out moments after the referee counted 2.
TBA gets Akira up and continues his attack. He kicks Akira’s gut, puts him on a Front Facelock, and does a Swinging Neckbreaker. TBA goes to one of the turnbuckles, and waits Akira get up. When “The Hero” does it, TBA jumps and hits his chest, doing a Missile Dropkick. After that, TBA runs to the ropes, taking impulse, and runs back toward Akira trying to do an Elbow Drop, but Akira rolls, and TBA falls on the mat.
Snow: - This match isn’t over yet!!
Akira gets up, and does some stomps on TBA’s chest and abdomen. After that, he jumps and does a Leg Drop on TBA’s chest. Akira gets TBA up and kicks his gut, puts him in a Front Facelock, and does a DDT, smashing TBA’s head on the mat. Akira tries to pin TBA.
1… 2… and TBA kicks out.
Akira stays attacking TBA, striking some punches on his head and letting him on the mat. After that, he climbs up one of the turnbuckles and makes his taunt (raising his arms up), pumping the crowd up, and jumps, trying to do a Diving Elbow Drop, but TBA gets up before being hit, and Akira falls on the mat.
Chet: - Akira thought he could win so easily…
TBA gets Akira up, and kicks his gut. After that, he does a Fisherman Suplex. He continues attacking Akira, as he does an Irish Whip and throws Akira to the Ropes, and when “The Hero” comes back he grabs him, lifts him and slams him on the mat, doing a Spinebuster. After that, TBA goes close to one of the turnbuckles, and smiles when he looks to the crowd. He puts his hand at one of his feet, showing what he would do when Akira get up.
Snow: - Oh no!! He’s going to do The Bearded Avenger Kick!!
When Akira gets up, TBA goes close to him slowly, and tries to hit his finisher, raising his foot, but Akira evades The Bearded Avenger Kick, passing beneath TBA’s foot, and runs to the ropes, taking impulse, and when TBA is turning on “The Hero”, Akira is coming back, jumping and striking his feet on TBA’s chest, doing a Running Front Dropkick – the Hero Strike.
Snow: - Will Akira finish the match now??
Akira goes close to one of the turnbuckles, and does his taunt, pumping the crowd up again. After that, Akira crouches and waits TBA get up. When he does it, Akira runs and strikes his shoulder on TBA’s gut, taking him down to the mat.
Snow: - OH MY GOD!! Akira used TBA’s finishing move!!
Chet: - That’s right, Snow! Akira did the StealFinisher, and used The Bearded Spear on TBA!!
After that, Akira tries to pin TBA again.
1… 2… 3!!!
DING DING DING!!!
Justin Roberts: - The winner of this match is “The Hero”… AKIRA!!!
Akira’s theme starts; he gets up and the referee raises his hand. After that, he climbs up one of the turnbuckles and raises his arms up, making his taunt and pumping the crowd up. He does the same thing on other turnbuckle and after that he leaves the ring, saluting the fans at the ringside and the ramp, and leaves the arena.
XWA.com Exclusive
At backstage, Jack Johnson is going to interview Akira.
Jack: - Akira, you did a very good match against The Bearded Avenger earlier tonight. What an impressive victory!!
Akira: - Thanks, Jack. The match began too boring, and I thought about a way to win and let the crowd happy. That was it.
Jack: - You know that you aren’t the #1 Contender to the Intercontinental Championship yet. The XWA Universe will vote on the winners of the Qualifying Matches that we watched tonight at Mayhem #2, including yours, and the most voted Superstar will get a title shot.
Akira: - That’s right. No matter who wins the poll, the XWA Universe will do the best choice. If I lose, OK, I can try to get a shot later, but if I win, I’ll try to show the fans that they didn’t choose the wrong guy.
Jack: - Good luck on the poll, Akira.
Akira: - Thanks, Jack.
After that, the interview gets over, Akira goes to his locker room, and the camera turns off.
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XWA Record: 2-3-0 Last Match: defeated by Big Daddy Bull (Vendetta #19) Next Match: TBA
Post subject: Re: XWA Mayhem #2 Live From Oakland, California
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:38 pm
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Evan Flare vs. Headhunter
Black Snow - He hit it! C. J. Hardy connected with the Super Kick!
Chet Lemon - This one is over.
The crowd erupts in cheers, as a fan favorite, C. J. Hardy, captures his second win in as many weeks. His music begins to play once again, like it has not too long before to symbolize his successful match had ended in a win. C. J. gets up slowly and climbs to the top ropes to celebrate.
Chet Lemon - C. J. Hardy has had an amazing night thus far. Not only has he defeated a legend in this business, but he also sent a huge message to Evan Flare.
Black Snow - Evan better watch out. If C. J. performs like this at Xtreme Champions, it won't matter which type of match the fans choose. C. J. will walk away with the Cruiser-X title. Chet Lemon - Speaking of Evan, his match with Headhunter, is up next!
The feed slowly fades into a commercial for a new variant of Pepsi. Apparently they're calling it Pepsi Ultra Awesome. Only for the ultra awesome people, I guess. It's on-sale for only four dollars a bottle.... The next commercial is for a local car-wash. They are promising the best service in town... It's really low quality, and this guy talking looks a lot like an older version of Comic-book-guy from the Simpsons... The final commercial is for a skin-care product, featuring Meagan Fox. I'm buying that...
The feed comes back slowly to a self-serving commercial, promoting Xtreme Champions. The commercial follows Gabriel "Blaze" Angels through a dark tunnel. At the end, he disappears, and the logo for Xtreme Champions appears on the screen.
The feed comes from that self-promotion, to the back stage, where Headhunter is standing with interview specialist, Josh Matthews. Josh Matthews is standing with his signature black suit, wearing a rather festive red tie. His hair is still wet from the shower he has just taken, not fifteen minutes before. Matthews turns to his right, and looks at his guest, Headhunter.
Josh Matthews - We are back live here on XWA's newest and hottest brand, Mayhem. Josh Matthews here, and I am with Headhunter. Headhunter, I have a few questions for you regarding your match up next. First, what is your opinion on Evan Flare, and how do you think you guys match up for tonight's match?
Headhunter - Josh, I am six foot, eight inches tall, of all muscle and power. What do I have to fear? I am no mere mortal-I am beyond it. I have powers beyond your comprehension. I can break walls you can't see. I can make things you wouldn't understand. Why should I be afraid of any man? Let alone a 200 pound pip-squeak who could fit his entire body into one of my boots?
Josh Matthews - I would call you cocky, but I have no reason to doubt you. Your body of work can, and does, speak for itself. I have a few more questions for you, though. Who do you want to face at Xtreme Champions, and who do you think it will actually be?
Headhunter - I would love to face someone who is a challenge, but god hath not create such a beast. I am doomed to be the most dominant wrestler in XWA. I think it will probably be some new guy that the fans love. Very similar in size to Evan... and their fate at Xtreme Champions will be the same as Evan's tonight. A loss.
Josh Matthews - Well... If you keep tabs on rumors--Rumor has it D. C. Hennig will be on the possible opponent list come Xtreme Champions. How do you feel about that?
Headhunter - D. C. Hennig? Who?
Josh Matthews - D. C. Hennig.... may or may not be former XWA wrestler C. D. Xtreme...
Headhunter - Oh, that guy. The man can't keep straight his own name. Why would he be a challenge?
Josh Matthews - Well... I'm glad you're confidant.... I guess... Final question, Headhunter--Which move do you think will end the match tonight?
Headhunter - Well...erm...
Headhunter takes a step backward, and moves forward, and connects with a Super Kick on Josh Matthews, sending the microphone he's holding flying through the air. Headhunter catches it in mid air, making the whole scene look effortless.
Headhunter - I call it... the Super Kick. Maybe you've heard of it...
Headhunter drops the microphone on the almost dead body of Josh Matthews.
The feed cuts to Smoke Xtreme's office, who is in his spandex and his white fur-coat. He is dancing behind his office. The camera fades backward, and Evan Flare is noticeable in front of his desk. He is wearing his normal ring gear.
Evan Flare - I want the world title.
Smoke Xtreme - How does it feel to want?
Evan Flare - Smoke, you know I deserve a shot. Just let me be on the possible opponents list for Xtreme Champions. I'll work two matches if I have to.
Smoke Xtreme - Evan, you know I can not do that. Everyone wants a title shot. Everyone. How can I justify to the rest of the roster putting you in two matches when more then half of them won't make it into one?
Evan Flare - Fine, Smoke. Keep me away from that world title. You know what I want.... I know how to get it. You choose this, Smoke. This is on your head.
Evan gives a smirk, and then turns and walks away. The commercial fades to black, into another set of commercials.
The feed fades into a commercial advertising local house-shows for XWA, featuring a Mayhem vs. Vendetta tour headlined by GBA vs. Caleb Spires. The next commercial is for an E! show highlighting Pacman Jones' ride through life. I guess the Kardashians' were busy. The final commercial is for Monday Night Football. I guess Baltimore plays New England. NFL fans should be excited.
The screen fades from the commercial into Evan Flare's titantron on the big screen in Oakland.
Justin Roberts - Now, coming to the ring, he is the Cruiser-X Champion, the man who is called the franchise, weighing in tonight at 203 pounds, Evan....FLARE!
As The Night by Disturbed begins to play, the fans respond with a mixed reaction. The fans would normally boo such a heel, but Evan has been growing on fans, lately. Since his leave from his security blanket, the rest of Death Sentence, he has really fallen back on true talent, which always gets respect from the XWA audience. Evan is wearing his signature gold and black pants, and with him he carries his greatest and most fond possession, his Cruiser-X Championship.
Black Snow - Evan looks like a new man tonight.
Chet Lemon - What do you think he meant when he was talking to Smoke? "This is on your head"?
Black Snow - Who knows?
Evan walks slowly, and comes to a full stop about half way up the ramp. He stops, and points to the top, causing gold pyrotechnics to be shot upward into the rafters. The fans in Oakland give him a mediocre cheer. Evan continues walking, and gives a few high-fives before rolling into the ring. Evan takes the title off his waist, and hands it to the referee, who hands it to a stage-hand. Evan climbs to the top rope, and poses at the fans, showing off his impressive physique.
Spoiler:
Justin Roberts - Now, coming to the ring, his opponent, weighing in at 326, standing at an outstanding six foot eight, he is the Pure Champion, The HEAD HUNTER!
As Megadeth's "Crush 'Em" pounds the speakers in the face with it's hard-hitting drums and slashing guitars, the fans respond with some cheers. Headhunter easily gets more cheers then Evan. The lights dim, and smoke begins to appear. The smoke is red, and it sets the stage for this super-hero to make his entrance. Headhunter walks through the curtain, wearing his ring gear, as well as his signature black cape, with his logo on the back. Around his waist, is his most precious item, his Pure Championship.
Black Snow - Headhunter looks determined as well...
Chet Lemon - This could be the chance for two break-out stars to highlight their talents. Whoever wins this match, will likely be in the World Title hunt in the near future.
Headhunter is still standing on the top of the ramp. He is foaming at the mouth from excitement. He stares at his fist, and suddenly drops down and punches the floor, causing his pyro to shoot off, and form his logo in the air. As the logo fades, the lights go out, but only for a brief second. They instantly come back on. Headhunter is standing in the ring, and he slowly takes off his cape. The fans pop massively at what seems to be magic. Headhunter hands his title to the referee, and he hands it to the ring-aide
Ding Ding Ding
TBC
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Post subject: Re: XWA Mayhem #2 Live From Oakland, California
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:00 am
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Joined: Sat May 02, 2009 1:32 am Posts: 580 Location: australia Highscores:1
J GLICK A VS ADAM JONES. ic title tournemeant 1 Hour before ic title tournament match. J glick A is backstage in his lockeroom the door is banged open and Adam storms in like chramer from seinfeld and approaches Glick and says Adam: hey whazzup glick Glick: Oh hows it goin Adam
Post subject: Re: XWA Mayhem #2 Live From Oakland, California
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:55 am
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Tommy O'Leary vs DC Hennig
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Interview with DC Hennig
Hey DC.
Hi (sips from Coffee)
So what is your feelings on SIW shutting its doors?
I am dissapointed to be honest. I really don't know why they would shut down the place..
Any plans from here?
(Laughs) I amnt sure to be honest, I could go to the WWE and job to Cena but who today wants to do that? I wouldnt mind SCW though.
Smoke Championship Wrestling is defunct.
Oh yeah.. Didnt Tyler go there? And Evan Flare? And Jhalc?
I think So... What About XWA?
You know I am not sure. I really dont know if Megaman would be interested, McDigg allowed Tyler and Evan to compete on both for a bit.
Is that a yes?
What did I just say?
Fine then... Any thou...
David Micheals barges through the door.
Micheals: Heyy YOU GUYS!!!!!
DC: Heyy You David!!!
I think I'll go now..
(Micheals Superkicks the Interviewer. He falls back onto the coffee table.)
Micheals: Um He fainted??
DC: Thats a good idea. Lets go for that.
(DC and Micheals exit the room and swiftly go to their Prius outside.)
The Feed goes to Black
Chet Lemon: And that is what the XWA Superstars have to look forward to. PHENOMENAL SHOWSTOPPAS Are heading XWA's WAY! DC Hennig is debuting tonight!
Black Snow: And Now for the first match of the night its HellKiller taking on the new guy: Seth Garcia Morgan!
Chet Lemon: But first we go to Lauryn Williams backstage.
Feed cuts to Lauryn
Lauryn: Joining me at this time, He is Mr.Phenomenal Himself: DC Hennig!
DC: Hello Miss. Williams, Thats a nice perfume.
Lauryn: Thank you..
DC: And If you dont mind me saying, that shirt you are wearing does not in any fashion make you look like a whore... Despite what Dave said..
Lauryn: Um OK then..
DC: Now where, Were we.. Ahem Yes, Your Enormously Large Tits.
Lauryn: Mr. Hennig!
DC: You want me to set Nova on ya?
Lauryn: Uh No..
DC: Fine then.
Lauryn: Well Apparently Your match tonight is gonna be against the IC Champion Tommy O'Leary.
DC: Well DONE! Lauryn You asked a question! YAY! Good For You! GOLD STAR!
Lauryn: I am losing my patience here DC...
DC: Fine, Dont Go all Orgasmic about it.
Lauryn: Look this aint working, Micheal! (looks to producer) I need help here.
DC: Oh Nova Dear...
The tall daunting figure of Nova walks over and picks up Lauryn by the hair, they both go off screen. Lauryn is shouting for help, At the corner of the screen, Nova is seen pushing away the producer.
DC: Look I got one thing to say. You, O'Leary, Dont bother whinging on about why you hate the USA or whining that you want a title. Just Bring your A game, You'll Need it sorely.
Feed cuts back to Lemon and Snow.
Lemon: after one interview the crowd is going gaga over DC Hennig Here!
Snow: Hell Yeah!
Lemon: Now lets have a look at what matches are up tonight..
Graphic appears on titantron
Snow: Evan Flare taking on Headhunter: Champion vs Champion
Lemon: This In my opinion will be the show-stealer!
Snow: I don't know about that.. But What Is Guaranteed Awesome is O'Leary vs Hennig, Its about time O'Leary got what was coming to him..
Lemon: But the Main event tonight: MCNUGGET Vs The XWA Champion: Gabriel Angels.
Snow: They wouldnt have a match this big on Vendetta!
Lemon: Now to our first match of the evening: Here comes HellKiller!!!
Just Before the O'Leary vs Hennig match
Snow: Well that was just f'n epic. Before Hennig vs O'Leary, Lets take a look back at O'Leary's Win Last week.
A Video Package shows on screen.
Snow: Huge match up here folks..
Jason gets the upper hand and hits a nice spear. He is seen JSB-ing O'Leary, O'Leary then Superkicks him. O'Leary wraps barbed wire around his knee.
Lemon: OMFG!! Luck of the Irish with Barbed Wire..
1....2....3!!!!!
O'Leary is seen getting up. The Video Stops... DC Hennig and Kofi Carribbean are seen on screen.
Kofi: Good to see ya guys..
DC: Yeah. Well we thought we'd save you from seeing that shitty O'Leary again. Like before I pulverise him..
Kofi: Yeah, But anyway he better hold onto that title..
DC: Well Yeah.
Tommy O'Leary storms out of the entrance area without music and is in his ring attire. He carries a Microphone.
O'Leary: Oh Well, Laugh it up you idiotic people two retards on a Titantron..
Kofi: Haha, Retards.. So why then have you got a piece of toilet roll stuck to your boots?
O'Leary: Ughh..
DC: Point is we came on this titantron screeny Thingy to just give a word of advice...
O'Leary: I dont need advice.
DC: Well You sure you dont want it then?
O'Leary: Yeah Fuck it..
DC: Ughh OK Seeya!
(DC Hennig and Kofi go off the titantron.)
O'Leary: the Fuck was that?
Big Digg Johnson wearing only a thong runs out to starts to dance around O'Leary, The Crowd are in Hysterics as the fat man dances around a disgusted O'Leary. O'Leary kicks the fat man in the gut. The crowd begin to boo. He Punches BDJ in the face a few times before Superkicking him, All of a sudden, DC Hennig comes out and goes straight for O'Leary. He punches the face O'Leary. O'Leary goes back and they trade punches. Big Digg Johnson run for the exit. DC Hennig irish Whips O'Leary towards the ring. They trade punches until DC hits a quick counter of an attempted kick to the jaw. He catches the kick and pushes O'Leary back to the floor with his head banging off the steps. DC Raises both his hands in the air.
Chet Lemon: stay tuned to Mayhem and see what things DC Will start up next..
Commercials: XWA Xtreme Champions Jeff Hardy: Story of A Druggie Promo "Orgasmic" Condoms Ad starring Caleb FOX's New Reality TV show: Intercourse Island starring ex-XWA Superstars: Michelle McCool and Jason Sparks. New South Park Ep airing on Comedy Central next Week Dont Try This At Home XWA Superstars.
Black Snow: And We are back, During the break O'Leary turned the tables on Hennig and performed a drop toehold with Hennig face smashing off the apron. A match has since began and O'Leary has Hennig in a rear naked chokehold.
O'Leary is shouting and Hennig Is Desperately looking to get to the rope. The crowd chant: Hennig! Hennig! O'Leary loosens his grip a bit and Hennig breaks out of the hold to the fans relief. Hennig then gets up slowly along with O'Leary. They trade punches but O'Leary hits Hennig with a European Uppercut. O'Leary then pushes Hennig towards the ropes, Hennig Rebounds back and hits a shoulder block. Hennig smiles to the crowd. Hennig then dives down and hits a nice elbow drop. O'Leary moves slightly over to the ropes. Hennig runs to the ropes and as he comes back he hits a baseball slide to O'Leary and O'Leary goes under the ropes.
Hennig springboards up onto the ropes and lands a nice Diving Clothesline on O'Leary. The Referee begins to count 1...2...3..Hennig gets up and slides into the ring. O'Leary slides in 2 seconds later. O'Leary charges at Hennig but Hennig grabs onto him and performs a huge belly to back slam. O'Leary's back slams onto the mat and he is in pain. Hennig doesnt care and he goes over to O'Leary waiting for him to get up. O'Leary gets up but he is dazed. Hennig jumps for Integrity but O'Leary turns around and hits a huge lariat. O'Leary grins and walks over to the top rope. He climbs up and faces the crowd, Hennig walks up behind him and looks to powerbomb him. Much to O'Leary's surprise Hennig gets him on his shoulders. O'Leary senses his and he immediately hits a nice hurricanrana on Hennig. He hooks one leg. 1.. Kick out.
The crowd breathe a sigh of relief, O'Lear picks up Hennig and irish whips him to the corner. Hennig kicks O'Leary in the jaw as O'Leary charges at him. Hennig then grabs the two arms Of O'Leary and hooks them in a Pedigree like hold, he knees O'Leary in the chest before hitting a double underhook suplex on him. O'Leary falls to the ground and lies on his knees. Then Hennig runs to the ropes and hits a leg lariat on O'Leary. Hennig hooks both of O'Leary's legs. 1...2.. Kick out. The crowd start to boo..
tbc.
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Post subject: Re: XWA Mayhem #2 Live From Oakland, California
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:30 am
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(HK's heel turn) Hellkiller is at his room alone crowd cheers woooooooo HK HK HK HKChet:yeah baby the fans like this guy Lemon:yeah but i think they dont like him as before because of that guy that helps him and wastes the matches on the fans Chet:let's just hope that he isn't going to attack SGM this timeJack Johnson goes to HK's locker room
jack johnson:we're here ladies and gentlemen with hellkiller who is back and won his match at the first mayhem so hellkiller what are your thoughts about your opponet at tonight's mayhem?
HK looks at jack johnson and says : what are my thougts? are you asking my what are my thoughts? look if that guy made it to the ring it would be great cuz i want to end his career shortly
jack johnson looks confused : does that mean that your mystrey partner is going to take him out at the locker room as he did to 2 other wrestlers at xwa?
hellkiller : dont worry he wont get into his locker room and he wont interfere in the middle of the match
Chet:here we go the opening match at mayhem Lemon:yeah what a way to begin mayhem cuz the first match is hellkiller vs SGM we'll find out what will happen within a few minutes ladies and gentlemen Chet:and what a match this will be Lemon:yeah and it is just the begining we will have a full show after the match chet:and the best thing that HK's partner wont strike again Lemon:yeah that will make the match great Chet:but isnt it suspecious that HK said that he will end his career shortly? Lemon:who cares we are gonna see a great match
DING DING DING
HK rides his motorcycle and goes to the ring he raises his hands but fans don't cheer like before and hellkiller doesn't care much
SGM music hits and he gets outside the locker room as he walks at the ramp the masked man hits him with a chair on the back of his head Chet:what!?!?!?! Lemon:it's the masked guy crowd:boooooooooo boooooooooooo
the masked man rises the chair as SGM's head is on the floor
Chet:oh no no not that this might end his career Lemon:oh no it's a con chair do the masked man hits SGM and leaves HK smiles and the crowd contiues booing the refree starts counting 1..... 2..... 3..... 4..... 5..... 6..... 7..... 8..... 9..... 10 count out ring the bell
DING DING DING
lillian here's your winner:
HK gets down and grabs the mic away from llilan HK:shut up you pathetic
crowd:boooooooooooo
Chet:what now?
HK:now i have been wrestling my *** off for you ppl and i dont get any respect from you
crowd boos
HK:shut ur mouthes and listen now this is a begining of a new era the era of hellkiller and you can do nothing about that and when i want a match it will be done not if u do want cuz this is my show mayhem
crowd boos while hellkiller leaves the ring walking at the ramp
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no one knows when or where is he going to die so treat ppl like you will die tommorow
Post subject: Re: XWA Mayhem #2 Live From Oakland, California
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:09 pm
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Joined: Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:52 am Posts: 100
Johnny Blast VS Alex Treme
PRE-MATCH
*Johnny is shown backstage next to Jim Ross as he is wearing his signature t-shirt and matching jeans with a serious look on his face.*
Jim Ross: Johnny, the past 2 weeks you haven't been going well here in XWA and well what do you have to say on the rumors that you might be well....Losing your edge?
Johnny Blast: Pfft... I'm not losing my edge Jim Ross, i just haven't been concentrating on my opponent enough to be able to beat them and tonight im willing to prove you and everybody like you ross, who doesnt believe i can do it!!!
Jim Ross: But i've been hearing some strong words from "people" who say your going to lose again tonight again Alex Treme!
Johnny Blast:...."People"?, Pfft...those people who claim im gonna lose again tonight are just complete idiots. Now if you excuse me im gonna get ready for my match with alex. *Johnny then walks out and prepares for his match up next*
MATCH
*Johnny walks in through the backstage area with again a serious look on his face as he finishes off his Pepsi max and puts his hood up on his jacket as he prepares to face off against Alex*
*As Alex's music hits the stage while the fans start to cheer, purple lights surround the arena in darkness as he comes out swinging his legs from side to side until stopping at the stage as he lists his right arm up and swings his hand from front to back continuously as the pyrotechnics fire as he stops his arm after the pyro's stop as he walks down the ramp and hi-fives some fans as he then walks up the ramp and lifts up the middle rope and enters through it as he runs up the top rope and lunges forward and puts his arms back as he yells out and then jumps down from the top rope as he waits for his opponent*
*The entire arena goes pitch black for 2 seconds as the explosives fire from the stage as johnny's music blast's across the arena as the fans get a big pop for johnny as he comes out with a black jacket with the words "Blast by Name. Blast by Nature" on the back of it with the hood covering his some what beautiful face as he walks down the ramp, hi-fives the california natives and rolls into the ring as he uncovers the hood and stares into Alex's soul as he climbs up the turnbuckle and puts his hands into his symbol. But before he can get down, Alex Xtreme just assaults johnny by grabbing his waist and lifts him up backwards as johnny lands headfirst on the mat as the bell then rings*
DING!,DING!,DING!
Johnny then gets up from the mat as Alex attacks him as he grabs johnny by his head and sets up for a bulldog as Alex jumps up and gets into a sitting position but at the last second johnny slips out from the arm of Alex as Alex then slams his buttocks onto the mat causing him to have massive damage on his body as Johnny then jumps and wraps his legs around the neck of Alex Treme as Johnny then lunges backwards causing Alex to trip and fall flat on his face in which Johnny then went for the pin. 1-2-
but then Alex kicked out and in the process kicked Johnny in the chest which Alex took advantage of and went to the top rope as Johnny slowly gets up and when Johnny gets up Alex then launched himself towards Johnny as he then raised his right arm up and connected it to his chest as Johnny then tripped onto the mat as Alex then grabbed Johnny by the waist and set up for a suplex by lifting him up but at the last second Johnny kicked him in the lower joint department and caused Alex to let go as he then grabbed HIM and lifted Alex up and threw him in the air as Johnny then lifted his left leg up and connected his boot to Alex's chin as some of front teeth went flying out and a few of the fans manage to grab them as Johnny goes for the pin 1-2-
but again at the last second Alex then kicked out and then grabbed Johnny into a roll up 1-2-
but Johnny kicked out and caused Alex to get pissed and nearly go to grab a chair but then realizing that he could get DQ'd he just went for the top rope and is about to go for a diving spear by launching himself towards a dazed Johnny but Johnny only just noticing that Alex is about to spear him moves out of the way as Alex comes crashing down onto the mat as Johnny then sets up for a worldwide slam by waiting until Alex gets up and then he runs towards him wraps his arms around Alex's legs and lifts him up as Johnny spins around in a 360 degree motion as he then pushes down and SLAMS Alex onto the mat as then proceeds to go for the pin fall 1-2-3
DING!,DING!,DING!
*As Johnny's music plays through out the arena the fans cheer in celebration with johnny as he screams "I TOLD YOU ROSS!" To the fans while in the ring.....BUT just when it seems like everything is hunky-dory for Johnny, a man covered in a black long sleeved shirt with camouflage trousers and a bit of an obese build with a beanie, blu-blocker shades and a bandanna covering his face grabbed a 2x4 piece of wood covered in barbed wire and smashed Johnny on the head with it and continuously attacked Johnny with it while the fans are Booing there heads off and even a few of the little kiddies begin to sob a little for there California native as the Mysterious man then exits through the the ramp with a mic in his hand saying; "Tonight was only the beginning Johnny!....Over the next few weeks i WILL attack you. You wont know when or how! But ILL BE THERE!" The fans then boo their heads off as they even start chanting; "YOU SUCK BALLS! YOU SUCK BALLS! YOU SUCK BALLS! YOU SUCK BALLS!" Over and over again.
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*Johnny is shown exiting the arena and towards his car with chet lemon behind him as He keeps the bandage over his head while its throbbing* Chet Lemon: Johnny, I gotta ask. What happened out there? I mean that guy is clearly out to get you i mean, what are your thoughts? Johnny Blast: What are my thoughts? CHET! Like you said that guy is out to get me! But im gonna get to the bottom of who this guy is. Even if its the last thing i do, I WILL GET HIM! *Johnny then enters his Toyota Camry and drives away with his thoughts*
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Post subject: Re: XWA Mayhem #2 Live From Oakland, California
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:42 pm
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*Names of underlined moves can be clicked for further instruction*
[Following the Phantom X/Flintoff Match]
After a beautifully-executed bout between two forces soon-to-be reckoned with, Phantom X and Andrew Flintoff, the camera buzzes around the arena, capturing the priceless emotions of the capacity crowd, jam-packed to the highest extent in Oakland, California. The ecstatic audience screams the adoration of their favorite Mayhem wrestlers, ranging from "CJ Hardy! (*clap clap clap clap clap*)" to "I'm an Ay! I'm a Jay!" to the ever-so-popular "Evan Flare! SUCKS!" chants. After giving the viewers at home the opportunity to realize what they're missing out on since they didn't attend the live show, as well as giving stupid people in the audience to act like asses on live television, the camera comes to rest at the commentary table, where Black Snow and Chet Lemon plan to "entertain" the audience with witty social commentary and clever play on words.
Lemon: What a remarkable match, Snow!
Snow: Oh absolutely Chet, but we're only getting started here on Mayhem!
Lemon: Definitely, and speaking of 'just getting started here,' our General Manager, Razor Xtreme, made the BLOCKBUSTER announcement earlier tonight that he has signed one of the hottest free agents in professional wrestling today!
Snow: Geez Chet... you have this guy's poster on your wall or something?
Lemon: Well I hardly think that's appropriate, Snow... regardless of whether I do or don't, this man is still a pretty damn big aquisition for Mayhem, so get off my ass...
Snow: Relax, junior, I'm just messin' around... as Chet Lemon referred to earlier, Mayhem has signed an exclusive contract with the apple of Lemon's eye --
Lemon: Dammit Snow...
Snow: What? I thought that was a damn fine play on words! Get it... lemon... apple... they're both fruits... kinda like you when it comes to Mayhem's newest superstar...
Lemon: Alright Snow, alright, I've had just about enough of you thinking you can --
As this pointless squable commences, fans tuning in on television can hear a faint voice in between Chet Lemon's defense of his own heterosexuality; the voice of a producer of XWA Mayhem, repeatedly saying "Just cut to the back. Yeah, yeah, just cut to the back." The people in the back do just that, and cut to a small room somewhere within the arena in Oakdale, California, in what is likely a pre-taped segment. The camera is fixated on a television, a 32" RCA flatscreen, to be precise, which is turned off. The camera begins to rotate to the right, grazing over a glass casing, which contains replica's of the SIW World Tag Team Championships, and a couple of other titles, such as the old design of the XWA Hardcore Championship. The camera continues to rotate to the right, leaving the crowd wondering where in the hell it is. Finally, the camera stumbles upon a pair of white wrestling boots, one of which has "Mr. P" on it in gold, fancy font. The boots are tied and on the feet of whoever this is, but the fans are already marking out, knowing damn well that they are in the locker room on the newest Mayhem wrestler, "Mr. Phenomenal" DC Hennig. DC's feet are crossed on a coffee table, and as the camera continues to lear to the right, a pair of white kneepads are shown, followed by half of a singlet. The other half is covered up by the brand-spanking new DC Hennig T-shirt, available exclusively on XWA. com, but one part of the anatomy of Mr. Phenomenal is invisible to the camera; his face. DC's face is covered up by a large newspaper, and on the front page is the less-than-breaking news of the horrific limosuine explosion that may or may not have taken the life of CD Xtreme!
DC: Oh my gawd!! Wh... what the... h-how... when... oh my gawd! David, get in here, quick! You're not gonna believe your eyes!... my gawd... how the hell am I just now finding out about this?!?
XWA's other newest wrestler, soon-to-be Vendetta main-eventer "The Heartbreak Kid," David Michaels, soon rushes into the scene, with an unplugged curling iron dangling from his half-curled hair. The crowd gives Michaels a huge pop, maybe bigger than DC's! Damn fans.
David: What, what is it!?!
For the first time in his Mayhem career, DC shows the fans around the world his face, putting the paper down. Some of the hardcore fans recognize him from a few months back... for some reason...
DC: Oh, you're not gonna believe this...
David: Well what it is?!?
DC: No dude, I'm not gonna tell you until you... like... hold on to something, I mean this is just... you better brace yourself.
Michaels shrugs and looks around for something to grab hold of, and the curling iron in his haif catches his eye. He grabs it like a dumbass, grabbing the metal part that is still hot, even though Michaels unplugged the thing when he ran over to DC. Michaels immediately takes his hand off the iron and struggles to not say the F word on live television.
DC:(trying not to laugh) Is that why you wear those gloves?
DC's expression is a priceless mixture of surprised and ecstatic, making him sport the goofiest grin known to mankind. We're talking goofier than Digg's imaginary sex face... errrrm... David Michaels, on the other hand, is staring emotionless at DC, still nursing his burnt hand, trying to find the right thing to say, but failing each time, almost like a Ron Simmons "damn" segment. Finally, Michaels finds the words to convey his feelings about the return of McNugget... I mean, the McRib...
David: You son of a bitch... ... ... why didn't you tell me sooner!?!?!
After Michaels says that, DC puts the paper back up, probably to make sure he could believe his own eyes. As he does so, Michaels takes notice of the limosuine explosion article on the front page.
DC: I know, right! Gawd, this is just... phenomen --
David: Say DC, uhm --
DC: Whoa whoa whoa... whoa... David... dude... ya cut me off...
David: Come again?
DC: Well, umm... I was kinda gonna say... ya know... phenomenal... and you were like... BAM!... and... ya know?
The same emotionless stare David gave DC about a minute ago reappears. It would seem as if David Michaels doesn't give half a rat's furry black ass about DC's catchphrase. He can rot in hell. Instead of letting DC finish his statement, David decides to finish his own statement.
David: So DC... where'd you get that newspaper?
DC: Oh, it was on the coffee table when I came in here. I'm starting to think someone planted it here so I could see this McRib article. (begins to laugh)
David:(fake laughing) Yeah, yeah... well... part of that might be true... but uhm, I'm not sure if they wanted you to see that article...
DC: What do you mean? Is there another sandwich that I --
David: Just turn the paper over dude.
David walks away from DC, probably back to wherever he was fixing his hair, and DC has a confused look on his face. DC slowly turns the newspaper over, and for the first time ever, reads about the fatal limo explosion on Vendetta that may have killed CD Xtreme. You can tell by DC's eyes that he's reading, as they go from left to right repeatedly. Tears begin to well up in DC's eyes, and his jaw drops slowly in astonishment and disbelief. After apparently finishing reading the article, DC puts his hand over his mouth, and David Michaels walks back into the room and puts his hand on DC's shoulder. DC puts the paper down and moves his hand up from his mouth, and covers his eyes, hiding the tears that are gonna fall momentarily.
David: Look man... I know this has got to be tough... I know how close and... and related, and... kinda like the same person really... but uhh... it's okay man... it's okay...
DC: You don't understand, David...
David: Don't understand what, man?
DC tries to answer, but can't. The emotions he's feeling is just too much to overome, and he tries ever-so hard to keep from weeping on camera.
David: C'mon man, talk to me...
DC: Okay... (sniffs) I heard about this back in January... this article was "breaking news"... so that means the newspaper... (sniffs) was printed back in January... (sniffs twice)
David: What are you trying to say man?
DC: Ohh David... the McRib was back in January... it's gone now...
After DC barely spits out that final sentiment, he can't control it anymore and just bawls. He slides off the couch and gets on his knees, behind the coffee table. He then puts his right arm on it, rests his head on his arm, and beats his left hand on the table repeatedly. David Michaels is taking the information pretty badly as well, as he has both of his hands over his mouth. Then David has a few words of his own...
David: Oh man... I just realized something...
DC:(barely audible, due to his head being buried in his arm) ...Yeah?
David: ...I'm a Vendetta superstar.
DC:(still barely audible, due to his head still being buried in his arm) Then what the hell are you doing here in Oakland?
David looks at his watch and almost throws up. He's gonna be late!
David: Dammit... so uhh... see you at the Main Event?
DC finally lifts his head up and wipes away the tears from his eyes. He looks at David, and begins a speech that will go down in professional wrestling history as the most sentimental, personal, and emotional promo he has ever and will ever cut.
DC: Yeah, alright... (sniff)
David nods, then flies out of the room, curling iron still hanging from his hair, as he makes his way to Montreal, Quebec, Canada, for Vendetta #16. I'm guessing almost everyone in Canada couldn't care less if Shawn Michaels' brother makes it, but regardless... DC Hennig begins to pick himself up, and does eventually stop crying. For something very, very interesting has caught his eye... something that will take DC's mind off the McRib for a long time...
DC: Ooh, a quarter...
DC finds and picks up a quarter, then begins to inspect it to make sure it's a real quarter. Mayhem fades away into darkness, as another commercial break is on the way!
After the fourth and final XWA Intercontinental Championship Xtreme Champions number one contender's match, the fans are once again taken backstage, in the usual dismally grey hallway area, where random catering tables and lighting/sound equipment is scattered around virtually everywhere. The camera is fixated on XWA Mayhem interviewer Jack Johnson, who's sporting a goofy grin, holding a mic in his right hand, and is wearing a truly horrible baby blue leasiure suit with a pink tie. The fans actually give Jack Johnson considerable heat for some reason, but regardless, Johnson is damn sure ready for an interview!
Johnson: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Jack Johnson, standing by with the current XWA Intercontinental Champion, "The Irish Whip," Tommy O' Leary.
By the time Jack Johnson utters the half of the word 'Intercontinental,' the fans already give "The Celtic Curse" major heat. The heat doesn't stop or let up at all when O' Leary steps into the camera shot, wearing his new Tommy O' Leary shirt, available exclusively at retailers near you, half of which is covered up by O Leary's polished, shiny XWA Intercontinental Championship. The light glares off the championship and illuminates O' Leary's over-confident, pearly white smile, as the fans boo in disgust of one of the cockiest heels in XWA today.
Johnson: So Tommy, I --
O' Leary: Uh-huh, Jack, I think it would be in everyone's best interest if you refered to me as Mr. O' Leary.
Johnson: Oh, my apologies, Mr. O' Leary. So, tonight, it has been confirmed that four men are after your Intercontinental Championship --
O' Leary: Oh-ho, now wait a minute... they all had opponents you know... so that would be eight wrestlers after me and my title.
Johnson: Oh, yes, of course... so with eight wrestlers after you and your Intercontinental Title, not to mention your opponent for tonight, DC Hennig, what --
O' Leary: So what are you saying, you saying DC Hennig doesn't wanna shot at my title, huh?
Johnson: Well, I'm not entirely --
O' Leary: If the egotistical son of a bitch has half a brain in his head, he'd better damn well wanna match with me. I mean, look at me Jack, I'm the XWA Intercontinental Champion. Eight men, count them Jack; one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight men just busted their asses in that ring, just for a chance to job to me at Xtreme Champions! It's safe to say I'm not only the hottest commodity on Mayhem, I'm the hottest commodity in professional wrestling. Deny that, go ahead Jack, I dare ya.
Johnson: Well it's funny Mr. O' Leary, I was actually going to ask you about your feelings on all of your challengers, but uhh... I guess you've already answered that.
Johnson cracks about half of a smile and does a very intensly nervous laugh (something along the lines of a classic "Huh huh... huh") to which O' Leary simply looks down at him in disappointment.
O' Leary: So I've had to correct you throughout this entire interview, and I answered a question you hadn't even asked yet?
Johnson: Exactly! Pretty funny... eh?
O' Leary: Why the hell are you on the payroll, Jack? Ya know what. j-just get outta here. I think I'll finish this interview up by myself, save us both some time. So go ahead... just... go on now...
O' Leary motions with his fingers that Jack Johnson oughta GTFO, and obviously intimidated by the dominant Intercontinental Champion, Jack doesn't even argue his case as he hands Tommy the mic, and leaves the scene. As much as the fans hate Jack Johnson, they actually boo his absense, as they truly cannot stand Tommy O' Leary. O' Leary literally stares Jack Johnson down until he's well enough away, then taps the mic twice to make sure it's still on. He then proceeds to continue the interview, acting as the interviewer and the interviewee. Only in America!
O' Leary: So Mr. O' Leary, can you tell us what was going on in your mind after you won your beautiful Intercontinental Title?
Tommy moves from the left side of the camera shot to the right, which is apparently the interviewee position.
O' Leary: Why I certainly can Mr. O' Leary, but I'd rather talk about how I managed to scare Jason Sparks into retirement at the mere notion of having to face me last week! Isn't that hilarious, Mr. O' Leary?!
Tommy moves back to the left side of the shot, as the heat from the crowd in the audience is so loud that it can actually be heard as a faint chorus of "You suck!" in the background.
O' Leary: It certainly is, Mr. O' Leary! Say, I wonder whose ass you can retire by the time Xtreme Champions rolls...
Before Tommy can finish the statement with 'around,' something fishy catches his eye. Standing about ten feet away down the hallway is none other than relative unknown Mayhem wrestler Charlie, "The Aussie Destroyer," holding a cell phone in his hand, apparently recording the self-interviewing process in its entirety. Charlie is also snickering as he views the scenario from his phone only, but once he looks up and his eyes meet those of Tommy O' Leary, he quickly stops that. Tommy slowly walks over to Charlie with a friendly smile on his face, and his hands tucked into the pockets of his blue jeans.
O' Leary: Well hi there... what's your name, kid? Would ya like an autograph, or...?
Charlie: Oh no, mate, no... my name's Charlie, I'm about to do a couple of tryout matches here on Mayhem.
At this point, Charlie extends his hand for a shake with O' Leary, but Tommy simply looks down at the hand, chuckles, and looks into the eyes of now-intimidated Charlie. O' Leary casually leans on the wall as he continues his awkward conversation with Charlie.
O' Leary: Oh okay, okay... so... you're not a fan, you're a wrestler?
Charlie: Precisely.
O' Leary: Well alright... well, you'll have to excuse me I suppose. You see, I noticed you were video-taping me with your fancy little phone there... now had you been an underage, naive fan, I would've let it slide... but now that I know you're over eighteen and you know damn well not to do something as stupid as antagonizing the Intercontinental Champion...
Charlie: Oh no, no! You've got it all wrong, mate! I... I was just... I wasn't recording anything, I was just... just watching a video. Yeah, yeah that's all, nothing like what you thought...
O' Leary: Well now why didn'tcha just say so! Ohh man, you had me going there for a minute... say, uhh... can I borrow your phone for just a minute?
Charlie: Oh, err... yeah, yeah sure, sure... just let me exit the video I was uhh... watching...
Charlie presses some buttons and hands his phone over to Tommy. Tommy examines the device for a few seconds, but the silly ol' goose drops it! Tommy chuckles, signaling some nervous chuckling from "The Aussie Destroyer" as well, and Charlie begins to bend down to pick up his phone. He gets fingertips within the proximity of the device, when all of a sudden, Tommy O' Leary smashes the phone with his foot, leaving broken glass and plastic all over the hallway floor. Charlie stares at the carnage for just a second, then gets up pretty quickly and is now being looked down upon by an angry "Celtic Curse."
O' Leary:(almost whispering) Now why don't you just run along now... before your face ends up like your phone.
Charlie looks as if he's gonna try to knock O' Leary's teeth, but ultimately obliges to Tommy's demand and gets the hell out of dodge. The camera zooms in on O' Leary cocky grin, as he begins to shake his head, and Mayhem fades away into another commercial break.
After the conclusion of a beautiful match between two in-ring veterans, the fans have that feeling in their gut that a backstage segment is about to unfold. Their imaginations get the best of them... the general thought in the atmosphere is that surely the guys behind the scenes at Mayhem woudln't possibly book yet another hallway segment? I mean, c'mon, what the hell ever happens in a hallway? Everyone knows that the good stuff never happens in a hallway! The hell getting screwed over by management only happens in the GM's office. Secret romances only happen in closets. Diva-on-Diva action only happens in the women's locker room. The only productive things that ever happen in hallways are talking or predictable backstage attacks. YAWN! So the fans are understandably left with mixed feelings when the camera feed cuts to the back, in the same dull familiar hallway, only with DC Hennig in the shot. I mean sure, they pop for Mr. Phenomenal, but deep down inside, the feeling of abandonment for having to go through another hallway segment.
The camera shot is focused entirely on two things; a disgruntled Mr. Phenomenal, and a Coca-Cola machine. DC sticks his dollar in the machine, but the machine immediately spits it back out. DC tries again... to the same result. DC takes his dollar out, smacks it on the machine, and straightens the sumbitch out, then sticks it back in the machine. And it goes in! DC is just about to push the button and get a refreshing, delicious, thirst-quenching bottle of sunshine, when the machine spits it back out. DC lets out a big sigh of despair, then puts the dollar back in his pocket and turns around. Staring at him from the other side of the hallway are Eddy Mega, Seth Garcia Morgan, and Randy Carna. All three of them were in the middle of a conversation, then just kinda stop talking and stare at DC with a look of "Who are you...?" on their face. DC smiles and waves... prompting the three guys to leave altogether. But a ray of sunshine appears in the form of one of DC's close friends, J Glick A!
DC: Oh my gawd, J Glick! What's up man?!? Boy am I glad to see a familiar face around here!
J Glick A: Hey DC! Glad we finally caught up. So you're on Mayhem now?
DC: Yeah dude, they placed me here. I'm pretty psyched too.
At this point in time, Ash Wheeler walks behind DC Hennig and gets a dollar out of his pocket. He sticks it into the Coca-Cola machine, and the dollar goes in. He then pushes the button and gets a Vault drink, and nonchalantly walks away. The faint sound of laughter from the crowd can be heard as the words "epic fail" pop into DC's mind. DC says "Excuse me one moment" to J Glick, then proceeds to snap and punch the Coca-Cola machine several times. All of a sudden, Ash Wheeler returns, Vault in hand, and is staring at DC like he's some sort of carnival attraction... and not a funny clown either. DC turns around, his hand possibly broken, and meets Ash face-to-face.
DC: (nervous laughter) Oh... that was... uhm... (nervous laughter) no, it's just that... uhh...
Before DC can even think of an explanation that seems logical, Ash merely walks away. DC sighs again, feeling completely dejected from his coworkers on his very first night. He does take solice in the fact that long-time friend J Glick A is there though, but as he goes to return to talk to J Glick, he finds that the Glickinator is gone. DC droops his shoulders and sighs once again.
DC: I miss ya David...
Flare: Well if it isn't Mr. Phenomenal...
DC is a little shocked to hear the familiar voice of reigning XWA Cruiser-X Champion, "The Franchise" Evan Flare! Even though the audience is pretty far away from wherever the hell this hallway is, a loud chorus of boo's can clearly be heard in the background. For those hardcore fans in attendance and watching on television, it's well-known that these two took part in the most unforgettable rivalry in another federation's history, when David Michaels and DC Hennig had a helluva feud with Evan Flare and JHalc. DC does not look disgusted by talking to his heel counterpart, though, as he's just happy to see a familiar face.
DC: Dammit... ya know I must me pathetic to be happy to see you...
Flare: (laughs) Good one... but listen, DC, I couldn't help but overhear your situation, and --
DC: Please, Evan... spare me your pitty, I'm really not in the mood right now to --
Flare: No no, please, DC... hear me out.
DC looks at Flare with a look of "yeah, alright, whatever" in his eyes, before eyeing Flare's Cruiser-X Title that's hanging on his shoulder.
Flare: Alright... look, DC, I know we've had our problems in the past, but I know what you're going through. When XWA had its Draft, JHalc got sent to Vendetta, and I ended up on Mayhem. So I know what its like to be the elephant in the room without another elephant to watch your back... if you know what I'm saying.
DC: (with interest) Oh really?
Flare: Absolutely, yeah! You wouldn't believe how weird it felt at first... but I tell ya DC, once I stepped in that ring with Inferno last week... it's like I've been here forever.
DC: So you're saying I'll get some respect if I can beat Tommy O' Leary tonight?
Flare: Well... sort of, yeah. I mean... it still doesn't replace the loss of a friend.
The crowd smells some major BS coming from the Cruiser-X Champion, and the general feeling is that DC can smell it as well... but DC is so desperate to have someone to have his back, he's more than happy to go along with it. DC nods respectively, with his head down, and lets Evan continue.
Flare: (laughs) This is gonna sound... just... crazy... but uhh... (laughs) maybe you and I could... should... ya know?
DC: I... I dunno about that Evan... I mean...
Flare: Well look, that's completely understandable... but I want you to think about it, alright? Like I said, it's perfectly, or should I say phenomenally (laughs) understandable for you to initially reject this... maybe we could get a quick bite to eat after the show, catch up on some things...?
DC: ...Okay. Yeah sure, sure...
The hearts of several fans in attendance drop as the possible heel turn of DC Hennig is something they do not want to bear.
Flare: Great! Well look, I have a match next with Headhunter, so I'm gonna need to be razor sharp. And I hear you have a match with O' Leary later tonight?
DC: Yup.
Flare: Well be careful out there man... he's the Intercontinental Champion for a reason. But while you're out there, do me a favor... just think of how much more comfortable you'd be out there with someone in your corner. Have a nice day...
Flare walks out of the shot as DC is left with a whole lot to think about. DC stares at the ground, thinking some things over, and then he puts his hands on the back of his head (like Dr. Cox from Scrubs) as he realizes he's willing to sink so low to have a friendly face backstage. The scene fades to darkness as a series of commercials takes XWA Mayhem #2 off the air for only a few minutes!
Lemon: Well ladies and gentlemen, we have witnessed a beautiful display of charisma, athleticism, and purely spectacular entertainment that only the Xtreme Wrestling Association can provide, and coming up next, Mayhem's newest acquisition, "Mr. Phenomenal" DC Hennig, is about to make his debut against one of the fastest rising stars XWA has ever seen, our Intercontinental Champion, Tommy O' Leary!
Snow: This has potential to be a classic mat wrestling contest, but I think it should also be noted that this is a non-title bout, correct?
Lemon: This match is not for the Intercontinental Championship, but one would think that a win over the champion would secure a future Intercontinental Championship match for DC Hennig, right?
Snow: Well I suppose so, if you want to jump the gun like that. This match hasn't even started yet, and you're automatically assuming your little man-crush is gonna --
Lemon: Snow, Snow... for the love... of... gawd... just shut up. Just shut up...
Roberts: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall! Introducing first, from Robbinsdale, Minnesota, weighing in at 217 lbs., "Mr. Phenomenal," D! C! Hennig!!!
The roof is blown off of whatever the hell kind of arena is located in Oakland, California, as DC Hennig is finally redebuting at XWA! As his music is blasted throughout the arena, deafening anyone within the tri-state area, the fans that didn't tire themselves out cheering on the other babyfaces that performed earlier on the card are on their feet, screaming at the top of their lungs for Mr. Phenomenal. The music continues to play, but where in the hell is DC Hennig?!? Finally, after just a few seconds, two huge bursts of pyro jetison out of either side of the stage, shooting up straight in the air and illuminating the horribly dim lighting in the arena with a golden shower of sparks. The pyro begins to drizzle back down like a slight rainfall, and from out of the darkness, or more accurately, the curtain, DC Hennig steps out onto the scene to an even bigger, louder ovation. The faint sound of Chet Lemon's drool dripping off the announce table... nevermind. For those watching on television, that kick-ass camera angle of the curtain, where the wrestler's back is turned to the camera as he walks down the ramp, is shown, but for those lucky Oakland fans, they are just witnessing a man walking out from backstage, towel in his left hand and chewing gum caressing his choppers. DC is wearing the same boots mentioned earlier, and has on white knee and elbow pads, complementing the teal singlet (with "Mr. Phenomenal" written on the ass in fancy white font) he's wearing. He's also wearing white wrist tape, but hey, who the hell cares about something that insignificant? Hennig walks down the ramp as his pyro begins to fizzle out, throws his towel behind his back and catches it with his other hand, and slaps the hands of his adoring fanbase in the front row on the left side of the ramp. He gets past halfway of that side of the ramp before he begins to drift off to the right to slap a couple more hands. He quickly jogs up the steps, soaking in as much response from the crowd as he can. After he gets to the center of the apron, he stops and wipes his shoes, then grabs the top rope and leaps over it. He then spins around twice and throws his hands in the air, and immediately follows up by spitting his gum out, and smacking it with his right hand. Some lucky fan might just take DC's chewed gum home... no way of telling.
Roberts: And his opponent, weighing in at 200 lbs., he is the XWA Intercontinental Champion, "The Irish Whip," Tommy O' Leary!!!
The loud ovation of cheers that DC garnered from his entrance is immediately drowned out and exonerated by the heat given to the Intercontinental Champion. As "Johnny, I Hardly Knew Ya" blasts throughout the speakers, the roar of boo's from the live audience is almost louder than the music itself. The heat goes on for the better part of 15-20 seconds until the fans get tired of making themselves hoarse, and tone it down a bit. The camera cuts to DC once during the opening segments, showing him rotating his shoulders and stretching his neck. Finally, after around 27 seconds, a humongous blast of green pyro (that makes DC's pyro look like a freakin' balloon popping) makes any and all children under the age of six piss themselves. The blast from the pyro resembles an airplane breaking the sound barrier, and the visual aspect of it is just as extraordinary, as the giant green pyrotechnics display illuminates Oakland, California, and might have played a role in those fires in California for all we know. After the burst dies down, a silhouette can faintly be scene behind all of the green smoke, a silhouette of a 6'1, 200 lb. son of a bitch!, and the fans know it too, as they pick up where they left off in all of that heat. Finally, Tommy O' Leary steps out onto the stage. Tommy O' Leary is wearing his signature attire; green tights, with black and red dragon designs spotted here and there all over the tights. He's also wearing white boots, just a plain white design, as well as small white kneepads and one single white elbow pad on his right elbow, to be precise. It should also be noted that O' Leary is proudly carrying an Irish flag in his left hand, and a shillelagh in his right hand. Whether the items of heritage are playing a part in the massive amount of heat he's recieving is not confirmed, but the crowd likely hates anything to do with Tommy O' Leary. O' Leary confidently walks down the ramp, and begins to drift towards the right of the ramp. He then waves his flag with cocky pride, as it hits the faces of those in the front row. Ironically, the fans seem to be brave enough to say they hate his guts, but no one is man enough to grab the flag or do anything really when O' Leary is in such a close proximity, maybe largely due to what happened to Charlie's phone earlier. O' Leary eventually gets to the steps, where the center of his attention is DC Hennig. He doesn't take his eyes off Hennig for the conclusion of his entrance; he walks up the steps, walks on the apron, and enters the ring, all while not even blinking when looking Hennig's way. After he enters the ring, DC backs up a bit into a corner, and O' Leary makes his way over to the very opposite corner. He looks back at DC, then extends his arms in the air, making his Irish flag even more visible, to receive the last bit of major heat he'll receive before the match even begins. O' Leary jumps down from the turnbuckle, and gently places his flag and shillelagh in his respective corner, then signals to the ref that he's ready. The match is on!
DING! DING! DING!
As the bell rings and the crowd begins to sit back down, DC Hennig looks into the crowd in response to a very audible "DC Hennig! *clap clap clap clap clap*" chant. DC smiles and nods in a sly fashion, and looks over at Tommy O' Leary, who is looking into the crowd as well, in disbelief, as if to say that his opponent isn't worthy of being cheered. Eventually, both men lock eyes, and Tommy O' Leary charges at DC. But DC acts quickly and throws his towel right in O' Leary's face, then uses the extremely small opening to perform a Lou Thesz press, knocking The Irish Whip off his feet. DC follows up with a few right hands to the face, before O' Leary throws DC off of him and quickly gets back to his feet. DC gets back to his feet as well, only to get smacked in the face by O' Leary's boot as he nails a sickening Spinning Heel Kick. DC's selling of the move is kind of funny, as he stands there for a few seconds, a glazed over look in his eyes, before he just crumbles to the mat below, as if his legs were trying to hold up Mammoth. O' Leary goes for the pinfall to try to get an early victory: 1... 2... kickout. O' Leary sits Hennig up on his ass and drives his knee into Hennig's back, making Hennig wince in pain before he falls onto his side. While Hennig slowly rolls onto his back, O' Leary capitalizes and performs a Discus Leg Drop to DC's midsection. O' Leary again goes for the cover, and again gets a two-count. Since submissions can't seem to get O' Leary the victory, he decides to go for a submissive approach, and rolls DC onto his back. He then drives both of his knees into DC's back, and locks in a devastating Bow and Arrow hold, making DC reach out in desperation for the ropes. The fans begin to will DC into breaking the hold, but it looks like DC just can't do it just yet.
Snow: See, Chet, this is why you don't jump the gun like you did earlier tonight...
Lemon: Can DC Hennig come back from this insurmountable offensive attack by the Intercontinental Champion? We'll find out as XWA Mayhem continues!
And with that, Mayhem takes a commercial break. The shot on television zooms into DC's quenched face as he writhes in pain, then fades to black. In the untelevised portion of the match, however, the live audience continues to try to will DC Hennig back into the match. The fans realize that it is not a good sign for D to be showing signs of weakness this early, so they show signs of their own; signs of undying love for Mr. Phenomenal! So, after around fifteen seconds of keeping the hold locked in after the cameras stopped rolling, O' Leary gets bored and decides to break off the submission himself. The fans breathe a sigh of relief, but not for long, as they realize that O' Leary is about to ascend the top rope. O' Leary nears the corner and climbs, his back facing DC. All of a sudden, O' Leary flies off the top rope and performs a beautiful Moonsault Double Foot Stomp, driving his boots into DC's midsection and making the crowd pop for his offense, but relentlessly boo him for doing such a thing to the babyface. DC writhes in pain as O' Leary gets back to his feet. Instead of going for the pin, O' Leary begins laying right hands into DC, before eventually picking him up and Irish whipping him over to one of the corners of the ring. DC hits his lower back hard on one of the turnbuckles, the middle one to be precise, and O' Leary lowers his kneepad, then wastes no time as he runs at DC full force and nails a High Knee, smashing his bare kneecap into the face of Mr. Phenomenal. For those watching at home, the feed returned right before O' Leary hit the high knee, so those at home only missed one high-impact move. However, the technical wizards behind the scenes are quick to produce a replay of what happened during the commercial break. The timing could've been better, as the fans watching at home have to decide between watching the Moonsault Double Foot Stomp, or watching O' Leary top the high knee off with a pretty basic Bulldog that plants DC's face right into the mat.
Lemon: Well ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Mayhem #2, as the Intercontinental Champion, Tommy O' Leary, is in complete control of the matchup thus far!
Snow: And have you thought about how embarassing it would be for DC Hennig to lose his debut match here in the Xtreme Wrestling Association?
After planting DC on the mat, Tommy O' Leary decides to take a little time for himself to show off. He goes over to a corner and grabs his flag, then proudly aves it in the air to a chorus of boo's that is likely music to his ears. O' Leary gently throws his flag back into the corner, and turns back to meet DC, who surprisingly finds the strength to roll him up for a small package! 1... 2... kickout! O' Leary quickly gets to his feet before DC and goes for some kind of boot to the face, but DC dodges it accordingly by quickly rolling to his left. The momentum places DC on his knees (giggety) and O' Leary swings and misses with a Buzzsaw kick, as DC ducks just in the nick of time. DC is now on his feet as the crowd is cheering as loudly as they can! O' Leary goes for a clothesline, but again DC is able to dodge his offense. As soon as O' Leary turns around, DC clocks him with a stiff European Uppercut. DC allows no-time for O' Leary to go backwards, and, feeding off the adrenaline of the crowd alone, DC grabs O' Leary and does a simple Snapmare takedown. DC immediately follows up with a Rolling Neck Snap, a combination of moves that has become a signature maneuver of DC's. DC gets back to his feet and throws his arms in the air, prompting a major pop from the live audience. As O' Leary gets back to his feet (quicker than DC had anticipated), DC immediately begins a series of running attacks, first taking the Celtic Curse down with a Running Calf Kick, then running to the opposite ropes and, with precise timing, nails O' Leary with a Shining Wizard that sends O' Leary very close to the ropes, almost making him fall out of the ring. The crowd is now red hot for DC, who again goes to the opposite ropes to get a good running-go for his next offensive maneuver. He bounces off the ropes and nears O' Leary, who is now on his feet, and jumps. But O' Leary catches him mid jump and does a Flapjack, sending DC throat-first into the top rope. But before the effects of gravity and do it's part in knocking DC down, O' Leary is somehow able to turn DC 180 degrees and nail a Cutter, executing a brilliant move that can only be described as a Single-Man 3D! The crowd gasps, sighs, and pops for the beautiful maneuver, but all of that soon turns to considerablke heat as they realize that O' Leary has taken control of the match once again.
Lemon: Well after a quick slew of offense from Mr. Phenomenal, Tommy O' Leary is back in control.
Snow: Tonight is O' Leary's night, I'm tellin' ya! Just think of what this man can accomplish at Xtreme Champions!!
O' Leary begins to stomp a mudhole in DC, then gets down and on top of DC (giggety) and begins laying in the right hands, right into the face and throat of Mr. Phenomenal. O' Leary gets back to his feet with a handful of DC's hair, involuntarily making DC get up as well. O' Leary immediately locks his arm under DC's neck and nails one of his signature maneuvers, the Moonlight Drive. O' Leary uses the momentum of the spin to propel himself towards the ropes, and he jumps on the second one, then performs a beautiful Corkscrew Senton. The crowd once again does the now-familiar 'pop before they remember O Leary is the bad guy' and as O' Leary mocks DC Hennig by clenching his fists and throwing his hands in the air, the crowd is absolutely red hot for this action. O' Leary signals for the end by crossing his arms, then quickly stretching them out, and O' Leary locks in a devastating Celtic Knot. Again, DC Hennig desperately tries to find the nearest ropes to break the hold, but to no avail, as he's practically in the middle of the ring. The crowd tries to will him on, but it's proving to be of little help. Luckily for DC, O' Leary gets bored with the submission pretty quickly, as he may just want to prolong the match a bit more and show off. To each his own. O' Leary picks DC up again and slings him over to the corner, and almost as soon as DC hits the turnbuckles, O' Leary capitalizes and nails a Stinger Splash. He doesn't even allow DC the pleasure of falling on his face, however, as he picks DC up on his shoulder and sits him down on the top turnbuckle, then begins to climb up there himself. The crowd is buzzing with anticipation as O' Leary sets DC up for a Superplex, but a "DC! DC! DC!" chant pumps DC up and gives him just enough strength to throw a few punches into O' Leary's gut. After the fifth punch, O' Leary falls, but lands on his feet, a note that DC is not aware of. DC begins to position himself for a Missile Dropkick, but doesn't get the time, as O' Leary springs off the second rope near DC Hennig, and does an awe-inspiring Triangle Dropkick right to DC's face. DC doesn't fall off the turnbuckle, but his head snaps back precariously, and he is incredibly dazed as he remains rested on the turnbuckle. O' Leary notices and climbs up to the second turnbuckle, then turns his back to DC and hooks DC's arms. He then does the unthinkable and nails an ungodly Killswitch, throwing DC off the top rope and making him land face-first!
Lemon: Oh my! What is it gonna take for DC Hennig to come out with a victory here tonight?
Snow: Give it up Lemon, DC's debut is a dud! But can you honestly say you're surprised? He's in the ring with the top mid-carder on the Mayhem roster. He never even stood a chance.
With DC on his face near the center of the ring, O' Leary figures that a submission victory would look more dominant than a pinfall victory, so he locks in a Camel Clutch. O' Leary keeps the hold locked in for a solid ten-to-fifteen seconds, but DC Hennig refuses to tap! Maybe it's his shining tenacity... or maybe everything below his neck is numb and he can't feel pain. Regardless of the situation, O' Leary angrily releases the hold, slamming DC's face into the mat in the process. O' Leary is fed up by now and picks DC up again, then throws him into the ropes, not even with a proper Irish whip, but more like just tossing him over to the ropes. DC hits them and takes a few slow steps toward O' Leary, who proceeds to connect with an Inverted Atomic Drop. Hennig's ass is hurting, but he can't even begin to focus on that, as O' Leary immediately follows up with a Kesagiri Chop. DC falls to his knees, and O' Leary takes advantage yet again and connects with a Buzzsaw Kick. DC crumbles to the mat below as O' Leary has a huge grin on his face. O' Leary gets down on his knees (giggety) and looks to his left, where he's met with insane heat by the live audience. O' Leary then bends down to get the cover, when BAM!, DC Hennig pulls out the unthinkable and gets O' Leary in a small package. The crowd pops for the mere one-count like never before, but after O' Leary kicks out with ease, there's a fire in his eyes after he begins to laugh at the pinfall attempt by DC. DC begins to feed off the crowd to get to his feet, but obviously O' Leary is up and healthy before DC can even get on one knee. O' Leary "helps" DC up to his feet, but DC throws a few punches and might just get the upper hand! DC goes for an Irish whip, but the Irish Whip himself powers out with ease and throws DC to the ropes. O' Leary goes for a clothesline, but DC ducks and bounces off the opposite ropes. DC's running off adrenaline alone as he goes for a Flying Forearm Splash, but O' Leary side-steps Hennig. Hennig is able to roll out of it though and keep his momentum flowing, so he bounces off the opposite ropes as O' Leary looks to nail a Spear. But Hennig jumps over O' Leary! The crowd is on the edge of their seats as this back and forth countering has them lusting for more! And more they get, as when DC bounces off the ropes yet again, he catches O' Leary at the perfect moment and blasts him in the neck with an incredible Clothesline from Robbinsdale! The crowd marks out insanely as the devastating clothesline leaves DC with an excellent opportunity to catch his breath, lick his wounds, and take a well-needed breather.
Lemon: And FINALLY, DC Hennig catches a break and gains the upper hand!
Snow: Oh please, he only hit one move Lemon... O' Leary still has this thing in the bag and you know it.
The crowd is absolutely red hot, on their feet, clapping their hands for Mr. Phenomenal to get back up! DC struggles, but does manage to get back to his feet, as does O' Leary (a while before DC does). O' Leary throws a right hand and catches DC in the face. DC does the same to O' Leary. Right hand from O' Leary. Right hand from Hennig. And another. And another. And another! DC has finally gained the upper hand... if only for a few seconds. O' LEary drives his knee into DC's gut powerfully, then rushes over to the ropes and bounces off. But DC has the wherewithal to perform his Battering Ram maneuver. DC puts O' Leary in position for a snap suplex, but quickly sets O' Leary up for another one of his signature maneuvers, the Plunge of Perfection. Hennig connects, and goes for the cover! 1... 2... kickout! Hennig isn't upset, as in all honesty he didn't really expect to get that pinfall anyway. Hennig positions himself to where when O' LEary gets back to his feet, DC will be behind him, and his plan seems to be going phenomenally as O' Leary gets to his feet, and DC is in fact behind him. Hennig leaps in the air about as high as he can and performs yet another one of his signature maneuvers, Integrity! O' Leary's head smacks the mat hard, and DC wastes little time as he climbs the top rope. The crowd is definitely behind Mr. Phenomenal, letting out all of the emotions they held in while DC was getting the absolute shit kicked out of him. Hennig is on the very top turnbuckle, and shows off his expertise balance as he stands on it without holding himself up with his hands. Finally, O' Leary flies high in the air, prompting thousands of flashes from the crowd (from cameras and hory teenage chicks (J/k.)) as he nails the Quantum Leap! Hennig regains his composure and goes for the three count once again! 1... 2... kickout!!! A large moan of sympathy from the crowd is audible as DC throws his hands up in disbelief. What will it take to put O' Leary away?
Lemon: What will it take to put O' Leary away!?!
Snow: If four or five of DC's signature moves isn't gonna stop the Intercontinental Champion, nothing is, Lemon. I stand by my prediction, O' Leary's walking away with the victory here tonight.
Hennig is back to his feet, still feeling some of the effects from O' Leary's assaulkt earlier, and O' Leary begins to get back up, his back turned to DC. O' Leary turns around and gets kicked in the gut, then DC sets him up for his finisher, the Phenomeplex!! Hennig hooks him up for the suplex, then does the part where he flips him in the air, but as O' Leary comes down, he squirms enough to land on his feet, face-to-face with DC, then he rakes DC's eyes for good measure. With DC temporarily blinded, O' Leary grabs his throat and performs the Fiery Red Hand! Hennig hits the mat hard as O' Leary regains his composure for a while, soaking in the huge roar of heat from the capacity crowd.O' Leary gets to his feet while DC tries to get on his hands and knees, and O' Leary takes the excess time to taunt a little before signaling for a sure-fired match finisher. Hennig finally gets to his feet, and O' Leary wastes no time at all and picks DC up on his shoulders, then performs a devastating Luck of the Irish on Mr. Phenomenal. The hearts of the fans drop as a clear indication of an L on DC's record has been made evident, but instead of sighing or weeping, a particularly loud BOO can be heard from each and every one of them. O' Leary soaks it in, thinking the heat is for him (which it is, it is... but not primarily) as he goes for the cover! 1... 2... whaaaa? As it turns out, none other than Cruiser-X Champion Evan Freakin' Flare has hit the scene, and grabs the referee's legs, drags him out of the ring, and gets a stern talking to! The crowd doesn't know what to do... I mean, he did save DC from losing... but he's Evan Flare. O' Leary notices that the ref stopped counting, and he looks around for him, and finds him just outside the ring, yelling at Evan Flare. Instead of beating the hell out of both of them, O' Leary decides to capitalize on the opportunity and grabs his shillelagh, which is in the corner RIGHT NEXT to Flare and the referee. O' Leary leans on the ropes in front of Flare and the referee, with his back turned to them, as he patiently waits for DC to get up so he can crack DC's skull. Flare takes notice, and politely cuts the ref's rant off to point it out. The ref slides into the ring quickly and gets right into O' Leary's face, telling him to drop the shillelagh or be disqualified. While he's doing so, Flare nonchalantly slides his Cruiser-X Championship to DC. DC gets to his feet, and O' Leary takes notice of DC's new weapon and points it out to the referee. The ref turns around and catches DC red-handed. DC explains that he didn't know where the belt came from, choosing to not rat Evan Flare out just yet. While DC and the ref are having their conversation, Flare jumps up to the apron, grabs the shillelagh out of O' Leary's hand, and as soon as O' Leary turns around, Flare cracks him in the head with the shillelagh! Flare quickly jumps down off the apron and throws the shillelagh away just as the referee takes the Cruiser-X Title from DC and hands it back to Flare. O' Leary turns around to face DC, his eyes completely glazed over, and he tries to throw a punch, but with no velocity at all, he falls face-first to the mat, knocked out cold. DC has no idea that Flare cracked him in the head with the shillelagh, so Hennig innocently locks in his finishing submission maneuver, the Robbinsdale Vice! Despite Flare's involvement, the crowd marks out for DC, as DC tells the ref to check O' Leary after around ten or fifteen seconds of him making no stuggle to break the hold. The ref grabs O' Leary's arm and raises it up, then drops it. It hits the mat. He repeats the process, and O' Leary's hand hits the mat yet again. The ref raises his hand up for a third and possibly final time. The crowd is standing, eagerly anticipating the result of this test of consciousness. DC half-assedly keeps the hold locked in, to the best of his abilities after feeling the effects of the Luck of the Irish. Flare innocently looks on as he walks backwards up the ramp with a smug grin on his face. The ref drops O' Leary's hand... and it hits the mat! The ref calls for the bell as O' Leary has been knocked the fuck out!
DING! DING! DING!
Roberts: Here is your winner, "Mr. Phenomenal," D! C! Hennig!!!
The ref raises DC's hand high in the air, and DC is proud to have had such an impactful debut on XWA Mayhem! The crowd is buzzing with exuberance for DC, but know deep down something that DC doesn't know; Flare got him that win. Flare claps his hands as he continues his walk backstage, and Hennig doesn't even notice him. Hennig grabs his towel, wipes the sweat from his face, and soaks in the warm response from the crowd, who have started the "DC Hennig! *clap clap clap clap clap*" chant up again, as XWA Mayhem begins to fade away into another commercial break, leaving the closing thoughts from the commentary team the last thing to be witnessed during DC's Mayhem debut.
Lemon: He did it! My gawd, DC has done the seemingly impossible and has defeated the Intercontinental Champion in his debut!
Snow: This is absolute bullsh*t! Hennig should've been disqualified for being in possession of that Cruiser-X Title.
Lemon: So Tommy O' Leary having his shillelagh in hand is acceptable, but Hennig having the Cruiser-X Title isn't?
Snow: Regardless, Evan Flare interfered on DC's behalf, and if the ref had a brain, he would've seen that. This match proved absolutely nothing.
Lemon: Depsite your own opinions, DC Hennig pulls off the upset. But the question remains, what will come of this possible alliance between Mr. Phenomenal and Evan Flare?
Snow: I don't even want to know, Lemon. On behalf of XWA, I apologize for the total screwjob you've all just witnessed.
Lemon: Stay tuned folks, as XWA Mayhem continues with our main event, as McNugget takes on the XWA Champion, Gabriel "Blaze" Angels. And that match is next!
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"Mr. Phenomenal" DC Hennig .:Overall E-Fedding Record:. .:18-8-1:.
.:XWA Mayhem Record:. .:7-1-0:.
.:Next Match:. .:DC Hennig vs. Hall at Mayhem #6:.
Post subject: Re: XWA Mayhem #2 Live From Oakland, California
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:05 pm
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All of the fans in attendance to Myahem are cheering their asses off througout the building. Some 7 year old marks are holding sighns for their favourite face wrestlers drawn in crayon. Some of the older die hard fans wear DC Henning T-shirts and are making the rock on pose with their arms. The camera then faces the shiney new Mayhem ring with Adam Johes arleady standing in the middle of it without his armbands on. He is wearing a black Mayhem T shirt and his crazy pirple and blonde hair is tied in a bun. He is holding a microphone that he holds to his lips.
Adam Jones: Greetings to all of the XWA fans!
Just this signals a huge cheer (mostly from females) in the crowd.
Adam Jones: Tonight what you are about to witness, will go down in history. Tonight will be the beginning of the AJ era! Because after I win tonight, you XWA fans will be able to vote for me to have a title match! Now if you pick me, I will be a honest candidate. I will speak the mind of the people and lat the creativity of XWA flow! If you vote me, XWA will never... and I mean never. Never be the same.
A huge pop comes from the crowd. Eeryone begins to chant: AJ! AJ! AJ! AJ!
Adam Jones: I don't know who my opponent will be tonight, some may say it's a mystery opponent. Listen up Razor, I don't care if I face DC Henning, I don't care if I face DC Henning, hell I'd even be fine with a whole army of Caleb Spires clones. I'll be ok because I believe in my abitliy. I know that I'll prove...
All of a sudden a fimilliar enterance theme plays. A very small amount of people know what's coming and get to their feet to see if it's true. All of a sudden, a fairly short man comes out wearing a bright read shirt that says "I'm an Ay" on it. He raises his head up to make his face visible. He had a black beard and long dark brown hair tied up in a pony tail. About half of the arena are jumping up and down in excitment, giving a uge ovation to the president of Glicksville. The other half of the arena shout "Who are ya" chants, clearly not fans of SIW. J Glick A grins and nods his head. He points out at his fellow Jays and Ays with his index and middle finger. J Glick A then takes a microphone out of his pocket and starts to talk.
J Glick A: Guess who's back baby!
A huge roar of the crowd is heard.
J Glick A: That's right. The TV championship winning, cheer bringing, Glicksville owning, DXWO hell raising, Glickoshet dropping fast riser is back! Now for those of you that don't know me, I am J Glick A... and I mean buisness!
Adam Jones: Hey wait there just one second! Who do you think you are ruining my promo? Why not burst in to something that no one cares about... like an episode of ECW.
J Glick A: Well I chose to make an apperance at this promo is paticular, because I... am your mystery opponent! And one more thing, The Glickinator is hungry for gold!
Both men stare at eachother. J Glick A is grinning and Adam Jones looks unintimidated. Mayhem goes into a commercial break.
No morewords by Endeverafter begins to play. The lighting becomes an artistic purple and blue colour. The camera begins to scroll through the fan population, showing everyone on their feet cheering. Adam Jones literally jumps out of the enterance curtain causing a huge pop. He does that slow motion crazy walk that Jeff Hardy does, until he's a bit further down the ramp. He then puts one hand on his hip, and puts the other hand in the air and shakes his arm wildly whilst shaking his hips. He alternates arms then toughes the ground and gets back up, then extends both arms out sideways with his middle and index fingers pointing out.
Justin Roberts: Coming is first, from parts unknown, weighing in at 226 pounds... Adam Jones!
Adam skips down the enterance ramp trading as many high fives with the fans as possible. Adam has his purple hair down to his shoulders. He is wearing a plain black tank top, Two yellow and blue arm bands, nd a pair of black jeans held up by a neon yellow belt. Adam stops at the end of the ramp and looks at the ramp. He slowly m oves his arms forward and points at the ring. Adam then suddenly gets a rush of adrenaline and races to the ring and slides in, skidding to about the centre of the ring. Adam then gets to his feet and rns to a turnbuckle. Adam extends both hands out behind him with his index and middle fingers pointing behind him. Adam then jumps off and walks into the middle of the wing and begins to strech his muscles while waiting for his opponent.
Bleed well by him begins to boom through the speakers in the arena. The lights in the arena are a dark red. The camera points at the enterance ramp where slowly... J Glick A walks from behind the curtain to recive a huge pop. J Glick A has his face to the ground. J glick A slowly raises his arms to the sides of his body then points at himself with open palms. J Glick A then looks up and moves his arms into a CM Punk like cross shape. An explsion of a blue and white pyro raises behind him, going from left to right.
Justin Roberts: And his opponent, from Glicksville England, weighing in at 230 pounds... he is the Glickinator, J Glick A!!!
J Glick A rythmicly walks down the ring, slapping the hands of all the Jays and Ays. He is wearing bright blue tracksuits to represent Mayhem, black driving gloves and navy blue wrist bands. He is also wearing a black jacket for his entrance. J Glick A stops half way down the ramp, looks to his side then races down the rest of the ramp and stops right at the ring. J Glick A paces to the ring steps the clims them, one step at a time. On thelast step he points at himself again. J glick A then swings hmself around tyhe ring post to that he is on the edge of the ring. J Glick A quickly steps into the ring between the 2nd and 3rd ropes. J Glick A then walks to a turnbuckle and jumps up it. He points at the sea of XWA fans with both arms. J Glick A the lowers his ars and turns back to stare at Adam Jones. Adam Jones has no expression on his face. J Glick A hops of the turnbuckle then removes his jacket and places it outside of the ring.
Chet Lemon: Well this will be brutal! Adam Jones and J GlickA are both people who want a title shot.
Black Snow: And don't forget that J Glick A is known for some of his dirty tactics. Lets seee if the heart of Adam Jones can stand this test!
Ding Ding! The bell sounds to symbolise the official start of a match. J Glick andAdam circle around eachother waiting for who is going to do the first move. The crows chant "Lets go AJ, lets go Glick! Lets go AJ lets go Glick!" Adam starts the match off out of nowhere with a tremendous spear followed by a few blows to the head. Adam gets ap, shortly followed by J Glick A. J Glick A follows up with an arm drag, swinging Adam across the ring. Adam grabs his back then gets on his feet. Both men then lock up into a grapple position.They each struggle, then Adam begins to overpower Glick, pushing him to the ropes. Once they get to the ropes, adam irish whips J Glick A to the opposite ropes and does a flapjack to Glick on the rebound. J Glick A's face bounces off the canvas. Adam lifts J Glick A up then irish whips him into the turnbuckle. Adam then runs at Glick and hits a corner cross body on him. J Glick A falls to the ground.
Black Snow: looks like Adam is gaining some momentum!
Adam then lifts J Glick A on his shoulders and jumps on his back with a samoan drop. J Glick A yells in pain and grabs his back. Adam then lifts J Glick A up, but it backfires as J Glick A hits a jawbreaker on him, sending Adam flying backwards to his back. J Glick A sstomps his head a few times then jumps up and lands back first on him with a senton splash (not the flip one). J Glick A raises Adam so that he's sitting up, then does a roundhouse knee straight to his head. J Glick A stands waiting for Adam to get up. Adam slowly gets up bent down. J Glick A runs at Adam with a sunset flip, but Adam counters it by rolling back after the move is performed, then getting on his feet and doing a running knee strike to the head of J Glick A. J Glick a falls to his back. Adam smiles, knowing that it's time to take a risk. Adam runs to the closest turnbuckle and climbs up it. He crouches on top of it waiting for J Glick A to get up. Adam then leaps up, going for a diving cross body. J Glick A catches Adam in mid air in a fireman's carry. J Glick A then spins Adam with a vicious F-5, making Adam's head bounce off the canvas. J Glick A goes for a cover.
1...2... J Glick A barely gets a two.
Chet Lemon: he's gotta do allot more to get him. Remember, Adam is a natural born fighter!
J Glick A props Aam to one of his knees then steps back a few paces. J Glick A then jogs foreward, going for a shining wizard, but before he could reach Adam, he gets up and clotheslines Glick. J Glick A crashes to the mat. J Glick A slowly gets up, a bit groggy. Adam then kicks J Glick A in the gut, followed by Glick's head driving into the ground with a ddt. Adam then wraps his legs around J Glick A's head with a figure four head lock. J Glick A is getting choked. His face turns red, he desprately needs to grab the ropes. J Glick A is close to passing out, and begins to shake his arm to keep his blood circulating. J Glick A begins to elbow Adam's head, trying to get out. Adam is gripping pretty tightly. J glick A slowly unwraps Adams legs, using all his strength. J Glick A ten gets up and recives a surge of adrenaline. He runs at Adam with an STO. flooring him. Adam quickly gets up t recive a hip toss from J Glick A. J Glick A then lifts Adam up and irish wips him off the ropes. On the rebound J Glick A hits a belly to belly suplex. J Glick A then waits for Adam to get up. Adam eventually gets up, signaling J Glick A to springboard off the ropes and hit his signature springboard chuck kick on Adam.
Black Snow: My god! What a move.
J Glick A drags himself over Adam for a pin. 1...2... Adam kicks out. J glick A waitf for Adam to get up. Adam quickly elbows J Glick A in the face, then gets him in an front head lock and spins arund with a twist of fate. J Glick A's head smashes on the floor. Adam goes to pin.
1...2... J Glick A barely kicks out.
Adam Jones grabs J Glick A up by the hair then holds him across his body. Adam Jones walks to the ropes and turns from them. He then chucks J Glick A out of the ring with a fallaway slam. J Glick A's flesh smacks on the outside. The referee yells at Adam for getting J Glick A out of the ring. Adam then slides out of the ring, angering the referee more. The referee begins to yell at Adam, red in the face, but Adam ignores him and gets to work on Glick. Adam grabs Glick up then irish whips him to the barricade.
1...
J Glick A manags to control himself in the last second and jump on top of the barricade, the dive off to Adam with a diving moonsault to him.
2...
3...
J Glick A then grabs Adam by the head and walks him to the steel steps.
4...
5...
Before J Glick A could do anything, Adam does a drop toe hold to J Glick A, making him land head first on the steps.
6...
7...
Adam then slides J Glick A in the ring and gets in himself.
Chet Lemon: J Glick A nearly got a concusion with that move!
Adam drags J GlickA away from the ropes then pins J Glick A, hooking one leg.
1...2... J Glick A kicks out at 2 and a half. Adam looks amazed that J Glick A kicked out. Adam gets to the top rope again, trying to end the match once and for all. Adam jumps from the rope, rotating in a 450 splash straight on J Glick A. J Glick A grabs his ribs in agony. Adam then lifts J Glick A up, and gets him on his shoulders going for a GTS. J Glick A squirms around. J Glick A manages to get off Adam's shoulders and land behind Adam. J Glick A quickly does a full nelson suplex on Adam, enging with a pin.
1...2... Adam kicks out. J Glick A then puts Adam on his stomach, and locks in his signature 1 legged bulldog. Adam begins to yell in pain. He tries to wave his arms around for a rope. J glick A increases the pressure of the hold, nearly snapping Adam's leg off. Adam crawls over to the ropes, making very little progress. Adam then kicks Glick in the face with his free foot, then turns on his back using all his strength. Adam then kicks J Glick A backwards. J Glick A quickly gets back up, to recive a kitchen sink from Adam, flippig J Glick A over his knee. Adam then slowly lifts J Glick A up, then swings him over his shoulder. Adam hits J Glick A with a quick tombstone piledriver. Adam then gets J Glick A in a pin.
1...2... J Glick A kicks out. Adam starts to look really annoyed. Adam takes out his frustration by mounting J Glick A up slightly, then pounding his head with fyry several times. Adam then stands up and does a leg drop on J Glick A.
Chet Lemon: Adam is dominant!
Adam turns back and raises both arms at the fans. When he turns, all he can see is J Glick A charging at him, hitting him with a leg lariat. J Glick A then walks to the nearest turnbuckle, and climbs up it. J Glick A then jumps off with an elbow drop right on the chest of Adam. J Glick A then gets up and lifts Adam up aswell. J Glick A does a kinfe edge chop on Adam, then J Glick A quickly hits a T-Bone suplex on Adam. J Glick A waits for Adam to get up again with a wild look on his face. Adam slowly gets up. J Glick A tries to irish whip Adam, but Adam counters it with an irish whip of his own into the corner. Adam then runs at J Glick A with a shining wizard. Adam then steps away to see J Glick A fall forwards. Adam then sets J Glick A up in perfect position from the top rope. Adam takes his time climbing the turnbuckle. Once on the top rope, everyone in attendance cheers. They know that a swaton is coming next. before Adam could jump, a young blonde woman jumps over the barricade and runs near Adam. Adam, still on the top rope, turns his head to see the woman. Adam yells at her, but the woman just miles at him. Some people in the crowd are booing at this act.
Black Snow: What is this blonde bimbo doing here? Can't she see that Adam is about to win!
Adam jumps off the turnbuckle then looks at the woman in anger. J Glick A, now up on his feet, quickly turns Adam around then kickshim in the gut. J Glick A places Adam under his legs then hooks both legs. He crashes Adam's head to the ground with his finisher, the angel wings! J Glick A shortly follows that with a cover.
1...2...3! J glick A has beaten Adam on his return.
The mystery woman slides into the ring. J Glick A slowly gets back to his feet then raises both arms. The woman then raises J Glick A's arm. dam Jones gets back up and gives J Glick A a dirty look. The mystery woman and J Glick A then kiss each other. Adam breaks them both apart, then looks at J Glick A and begins to yell. J Glick A just says something casually, which results in a shove by Adam. Adam then storms out of the ring, obviously angry at J Glick A's actions. J Glick A just shrugs his shoulders then walks out holding the woman's hand. XWA goes into a commercial break.
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Jack Johnson is in a backstage interview area.
Jack Johnson: I am here with J Glick A
The camera moves over to reveal J Glick A next to Jack. He gets a huge pop.
Jack Johnson: So J Glick A who is this woman that appeared in your match
J Glick A: Who this? Well I'd like to introduce the world to my new valet... Beth Moore!
Beth stands next to J Glick A and holds his hand.
J Glick A: And as for my actions earlier tonight... if you have a problem with doing anything it takes to win then that's your opinion. I respect Adam, but I really want a title shot.
Jack Johnson: And what do you reckon your chances are in the voting for the IC title?
J Glick A: Well I know that all of my Jays and Ays in Glicksville will vote for me. But I want to talk about a more serious matter at the moment...
Jack Johnson: By all means go ahed Glick!
J Glick A: I am aware that recently my good friend Tyler Lawson has retired. Tyler was a great westler, and not to mention a great person. Him being my partner, I've grown very close to him. He was more than a partner... he was my friend. (J Glick A's eyes begin to water a bit) First ever SIW impact division champion. He had talent! The guy could entertain you in a match against any sort of wrestler! I'm suer he will be remembered. Tyler.. If you're watching this, I wish you good luck in anything you do! I will keep in touch with you partner... and remember, I love you man! But does this mean it's the end of J Glick A in tag team action? Lets just say... a new revolution will dawn on Mayhem!
J Glick A and Beth walk out of the room and Mayhem cuts to the next seagment.
Post subject: Re: XWA Mayhem #2 Live From Oakland, California
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:23 pm
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Phantom X vs F16
Before the match...
Phantom stands in his locker room taping up his fists slowly while someone unseen by the camera begins to speak.
???:You did good last week beating Different but tonight you're facing off against Andrew Fliintoff and he's no pushover.
Phantom:Who the hell is he ? Like really...first Different and now this guy ? Who are they kidding I deserve to be in the main event.
???:Someone's cocky again isn't he ?
Phantom:Well I destroyed my last opponent and I'll do the same tonight.
???Well whatever you say Phantom,just don't try to embarrass yourself out there.
Phantom:Really ? If you're doubting me too then you can just go back to Vendetta,this is why divas aren't allowed here.
???:Fine I'll leave but don't expect me back here unless you've won your match tonight.
The scene fades as the person leaves Phantom's locker room allowing him to finish taping his fists for his upcoming match.
Lillian:The next singles match is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first from Christchurch New Zealand weighing in at 245lbs ,he is The Icon of Awesomeness...Andrew Flintoff !!!
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Flintoff comes out with a smug look on his face taking a look around before chuckling at the nearby fans. He does the Edge 'Rock On' pose, as a ton of multi colored fireworks go off all around the stage.Andrew then throws his arms in the air and does Randy Orton's signature pose. He then slowly walks down the ramp and enters the ring. He then climbs the turnbuckle and does Randy Orton's signature pose once again.
Lillian:Introducing next from New York , Weighing in at 235 pounds , He is " The Hardcore Enigma " Phantom X !!!
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Halfway through the titantron a loud bang of red pyro explodes leaving only a cloud of red smoke in it’s midst. In an instant, Phantom jumps out from the pyro standing firmly at the top of the ramp with his signature fixated grin across his smug face. He locks his eyes onto his opponent like a hungry vulture not letting his eyes drift away from his challenger. Phantom slowly ventures his way past the swarm of mixed boos and cheers, he looks around once and laughs arrogantly as he ascends the steel steps and enters the ring meeting face to face with his hungry challenger.
Ref:...Ding Ding Ding
Phantom and Flintoff slowly walk towards the center of the ring to finally face off.Flintoff extends a hand out but instead of getting a handshake, he is brutally slapped in the face by his cocky opponent who has no trouble showing his confidence. Phantom follows up the slap by cracking Andrew in the jaw with a swift elbow shot.
Snow: Now that is how you get attention right there!!!
Lemon: Flintoff’s gonna need to get his jaw checked after the match after taking that shot from Phantom’s elbow.
Not letting to opportunity slip from his fingers, Phantom drops down for the pin.
Ref: 1…kickout!!!
Phantom stands up but barely has any chance to react as Flintoff grabs Phantom by the back of his jeans tugging him downward pinning him with a roll up. Phantom luckily rolls his weight allowing himself to get out of the roll up but Flintoff quickly goes on the offensive grabbing X by the ankle trying to hook it around latching onto X like a leech wanting blood Flintoff tightenens his grip on Phantom ankle slowly wrenching it showing the agony inflicted, X’s face turns red as he slowly begins to fight out of the move before finally reaching for the bottom rope letting the move go.
Lemon: Phantom was lucky he didn’t tap or pass out from the pain.
Phantom struggles to get to his feet but as he uses to nearby ropes for leverage, Flintoff tries to come at Phantom with a forearm out but Phantom ducks it swiftly. Andrew turns around angry but just as he turns, Phantom violently kicks him square in the gut bending him over right in front of X.Phantom takes the opportunity by locking his arms around Andrew’s neck bringing him down pulling on the neck strangling him with a guillotine hold in the middle of the ring. Phantom now screams out at the ref while on the ground.
Phantom: Ask him damnit!!!!
Ref: Flintoff…do you give up?
Flintoff is unresponsive so the ref quickly rings the bell signifying another victory for Phantom X.
Lillian:And the winner by submission...he is the "Hardcore Enigma" Phantom X !!!!
Post subject: Re: XWA Mayhem #2 Live From Oakland, California
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:43 pm
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Smoke Xtreme vs. Inferno - Winner goes into the voting polls for who gets the number one contender for the IC title
After commercial break, Smoke Xtreme is shown backstage with Reiko, Scorpion, Rocky, and Razor Xtreme.
Smoke Xtreme: Wow, Razor! If Mcnugget doesn't beat Gabriel Blaze Angel... a surprise number one contender will be announced?
Razor Xtreme: Well yes, but instead of keeping all these people waiting, why don't you let me do it after your match?
Smoke Xtreme: Seems fair enough... now if you will excuse me, Reiko, Scorpion, Rocky, and I have to go somewhere.
Razor Xtreme: Where the hell could you be going? You don't have anything to do today... you've only a little bit of time before your match starts, in fact, it is up next.
Smoke Xtreme: No worries Razor, we are not leaving the arena, we are just going to go find one of our dear friends backstage...
Razor Xtreme: Well who? I run this group, now tell me!
Rocky Markov: What group?
Razor Xtreme: You know... our group, Me, Smoke, You three, and... Nate Insano.
Reiko Goliath: Didn't Nate retire like last week?
Razor Xtreme: Well yes, but he has told me that he will still be a part of the group, so we are still on as the Xtreme Annihilators!
Smoke Xtreme: Wow, that's kinda weird...
Razor Xtreme: What is so weird about it? He is not going to be under contract or part of the roster, but he will still be with us.
Smoke Xtreme: Fine, whatever you want...
Reiko Goliath: Shouldn't we be heading out?
Rocky: We wouldn't want to keep our good friend Xtreme Icon waiting would we?
Smoke Xtreme: I suppose not... Razor, I understand you cannot come out there with me here tonight because of your meeting with Megaman in three minutes, so you better get going, you don't want to be late for the great Megaman!
Razor Xtreme: Please, he will probably show up to our meeting in 10 minutes after I get there... whatever, I'm going to go.
Razor starts to walk away quickly.
Smoke Xtreme: Have fun!
Razor Xtreme: Shut the fuck up!(In the distance)
Razor continues to walk until Smoke and his goons stop staring.
Smoke Xtreme turns around and finds himself face to face with Xtreme Icon!!! Xtreme Icon stands there, breathlessly. He stares Smoke dead in the face, and Smoke stares at him back.
Smoke Xtreme: What makes you so confident that you won't get beat up right now?
Xtreme Icon: Ha! You think you can drop me?
Smoke Xtreme: Um, well I would.
Smoke smuggles himself behind all three bodyguards, putting them in front of him.
Smoke Xtreme: But my bodyguards are holding me back.
Xtreme Icon's face turns into a frown. He stares at the bodyguards, and then punches Reiko Goliath! Scorpion backs up a little, and Rocky charges at Xtreme Icon, Xtreme Icon moves out of the way and knocks a few punches on Rocky Markov! Rocky tries to fight back, but Xtreme Icon catches him with a DDT! Rocky is done, but Reiko is pissed and Scorpion stands back, Reiko tries to hit a big boot on Xtreme Icon, but Xtreme Icon catches his leg and takes his other one down, he jumps on top of him and starts punching him for the “Double leg Take-down to Punches” He stands up and gets hit by Scorpion with Scorpions 2nd signature weapon, the Island Straps! Xtreme Icon turns dizzy, and Scorpion nails him with a SPEAR!Scorpion puts Xtreme Icon in the Masterlock from behind, and hands his Island Straps and Smoke Xtreme raises it in the air, after yelling a bunch of crap to Xtreme Icon, he drops it down on Xtreme Icon's head, slapping him across the head, he hits him again, and again, and again, Xtreme Icon finally drops, and Scorpion lets him fall. The Xtreme Bodyguards and Smoke Xtreme begin to walk away.
Smoke Xtreme: See you in the ring.... chump!
The camera goes to black and to commercials.
- Sex Commercials
- WWE Wrestlemania 26 commercial
- MSN Commercial
- Pepsi Commercial
- Dog Food commercial
The show comes back on air.
Black Snow: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back to the Big Blue Brand, Mayhem!
Chet Lemon: Yes, and we have just witnessed a horrible beating on Xtreme Icon, as Smoke and his bodyguards attacked him, take a look yourself:
A replay is shown, Xtreme Icon beats up Rocky and then takes care of Reiko, then he gets mugged by Smoke and Scorpion, Smoke beats him with the straps over and over again. The camera cut goes back to the announcers table.
Black Snow: Well, it's not Smoke's fault that Xtreme Icon chose to get in his way.
Chet Lemon: It's called a confrontation...
Black Snow: Ok, but not when there are three powerful men behind him!
Chet Lemon: Meh, two of them are just overweight and obese...
Black Snow: Watch it... Shit Lemon...
DING! DING!! DING!!!
Lilian Garcia: The following match-up is scheduled for one fall, where the winner will go on to the polls to decide the number one contender for the Intercontinential Championship! (Takes a bunch of breathes)
Lilian Garcia: Introducing first, From Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 180 pounds, “The Ultimate Second”, Smoke... Xtreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme!!!!!!!
The crowd goes into a frenzy of boos as the lighting goes from plain to Pink,Blue, and Dark Red! Smoke Xtreme comes out dancing, with – of course – his three bodyguards. He pretends to blow kisses at the fans, and then he dances to the side the way the miz does, like when he puts one foot down on a knee and then shakes his arm around, then he starts to walk down the ramp conceitedly and the bodyguards follow him, he continues to walk. Reiko goes the right side, Rocky to the left, and Scorpion in front of the announcers table. Smoke slides into the ring, and stands in the middle of it with his leather coat like jacket with Green Fur. He pauses as his theme stops to play.
The crowd explodes with cheers at the sound of “American Bad Ass” playing through the speakers!
Lilian Garcia: And introducing his opponent, weighing in at 240 pounds, he hails from Great Falls, Montana... Xtreeeeeme ICONNNN!!!!!!
Xtreme Icon comes out to the stage as all the lights go out, no one can see him, then suddenly a spotlight flashes on the stage where Icon stands. He picks up a full can of beer, chugs it all very quickly, and then smashes the bottle on his head, the bottle doesn't even budge, cause he didn't hit himself very hard, as his head still feels smacked from the straps earlier today. Xtreme Icon drops it on the floor angrily and stomps on it a bunch of times. Xtreme Icon continues to walk down the ramp and jumps on the guardrail. He raises both arms in the air and yells. He jumps off after high fiving 5 fans, and then slides into the ring. He goes to the middle rope on the turnbuckle, and raises his arms up again. He hops off and the light turns back on, and the titantron stops.
Him and Smoke circle each other, eying each other as they go. Finally after 10 seconds of it, Xtreme Icon kicks Smoke! He throws Smoke with an Irish whip towards the ropes. Smoke bounces back and Xtreme Icon hits him with a SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Smoke stumbles backwards, next to the ropes, Xtreme Icon charges at him, Smoke moves away, and Xtreme Icon goes chest first into the ropes, but he doesn't go over, Smoke runs at him, Xtreme Icon moves out of the way! Smoke is next to the ropes! Xtreme Icon charges at him and clotheslines him over the top rope and makes him land on both knees on the ring apron! Xtreme Icon runs at Smoke, Smoke pulls the top rope down, Xtreme Icon falls over and lands on the ring apron with Smoke Xtreme. Before Smoke can even think straight, Xtreme Icon hits him with a BIG BOOT!Smoke stumbles off to the ring floor outside. Smoke slowly stands up, and once he does, Xtreme Icon jumps off the ring apron, going for a jumping hurricanrana! But Smoke moves out of the way, which leads to Xtreme Icon kicking Scorpion directly in the face with a diving kick! The referee begins the count!
1! 2! 3! 4!
Xtreme Icon stands up outside.
6! 7!
Smoke distracts the referee for a second. Xtreme Icon climbs on the ring apron! But Scorpion jumps up and scoops his leg, causing him to fall back hard outside the ring, Scorpion turns around and walks away before the referee has the chance of seeing him!
8!
Xtreme Icon slowly stands!
9!
Xtreme Icon slides into the ring, only to receive a bunch of punches from Smoke, Smoke Xtreme hits a dropkick on the grounded Xtreme Icon, and Smoke picks him up. While Xtreme Icon is sort of bending, Smoke Xtreme jumps up and nails a SMOKE EVACUATE on Xtreme Icon! (Paydirt!) Instead of going for the pin, Smoke – being smart – picks him up, and kicks him with a JUMPING ENZUGUIRI. Xtreme Icon goes backwards, Smoke walks towards him and Irish Whips him towards the ropes, on his way there, Xtreme Icon jumps on the middle rope and rebounds backwards for a DIVING CROSSBODY!
Chet Lemon: Awesome counter by Xtreme Icon!
Black Snow: It's called “skill”...
Xtreme Icon stands up, his face is still red from the strap attack, and poses to the crowd, the fans cheer him on as he goes to the top rope and screams! Xtreme Icon waits for Smoke to get up! Smoke gets up and turns around! Xtreme Icon leaps at him in a shooting star form, and then tucks his legs out for the SHOOTING STAR DROPKICK! Smoke goes flying outside of the ring! The referee is distracted with counting out Smoke! Xtreme Icon is in the ring behind the referee, recovering. When Reiko and Rocky come in from the right and left of the ring, the referee doesn't see it though! Xtreme Icon drops Reiko off ringside, and charges at Rocky, he hits Rocky with a SUPERKICK, knocking Rocky off the apron. Xtreme Icon turns and goes towards the center, then out of nowhere! Smoke Xtreme jumps in the ring and spin-kicks Xtreme Icon, hitting THE FLASH DRIVE!
Xtreme Icon is completely out! Smoke runs towards the top rope, since he is light, he is able to throw himself up on the top rope by jumping, he poses for the fans, and then does a front-flip forward, dropping himself on Xtreme Icon with a devastating DIVE BOMB!
Smoke Xtreme goes for the pin!
1! 2! 3! No wait! Xtreme Icon kicked out at 2 and ½!!!!
Smoke is pissed off now, he raises Xtreme Icon up by the head, and kicks him in the gut as hard as he can! Smoke pushes Xtreme Icon towards the ropes, and Irish Whips him to the opposite side, Xtreme Icon rebounds back, and Smoke hits him with a SUPER ROUNDHOUSE KICK, but Xtreme Icon only stumbles around in place, so Smoke catches his arm and shoulder, and throws him over clashing his body with Icons, executing the ULTIMATE T-BONE SUPLEX! Smoke goes for the pin again!
1! 2! Kickout!
Chet Lemon: The heart of Xtreme Icon is big, as he is able to resist this much damage, and still kick out.
Black Snow: It's not like we haven't seen that before...
Smoke Xtreme once again lifts Xtreme Icon up, but this time, out of nowhere, Xtreme Icon attacks Smoke with a SITOUT JAWBREAKER! Smoke stumbles back, and Xtreme Icon hits him with a kick, then he hooks Smoke's head, goes to the middle corner rope, and rebounds around and drives Smoke's head into the floor for the TORNADO DDT! Xtreme Icon stands up and poses for the fans, he waits for Smoke to get up slowly.... Smoke starts to recover, Smoke stands up! Smoke turns around and Xtreme Icon hits him with an OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Smoke lands on his back, and Xtreme Icon poses once more!
Chet Lemon: This is Xtreme Icon's chance to get some sweet revenge!
Xtreme Icon grand Smokes long hair and pulls him up and chokes him! Smoke starts to stumble! Xtreme Icon raises him by the neck, and drops Smoke down on his back hard, executing a devastating chokeslam!!! Xtreme Icon runs at the ropes and leaps as high as he can, he is 240 pounds, so it is hard for him, so he lands on the middle rope! He falls backwards like a Moonsault, executing a SLINGSHOT MOONSAULT! Xtreme Icon goes for the pin!
1! 2! No! Smoke Xtreme grabs the bottom rope!
Xtreme Icon is pissed off! Xtreme Icon once again raises Smoke. He punches Smoke once in the head, as Smoke's bodyguards scream from the outside! Xtreme Icon punches Smoke again! And again! And again! The fans start cheering cause they know what is coming next! Xtreme Icon hooks Smoke's head, and then he falls backwards hard, executing a SERIES OF PUNCHES TO A DDT! Xtreme Icon hooks Smoke between his legs, and raises him up like a powerbomb! Smoke is in the position for a powerbomb!Xtreme Icon runs forward and launches Smoke,executing a RUNNING POWERBOMB! Xtreme Icon grabs Smoke's arm, and kicks him in the ribs while he is down! Xtreme Icon uses that arm to pick Smoke up! Xtreme Icon pulls Smoke up from behind, and drops him on his knee for the INVERTED BACKBREAKER! Before Smoke goes down, Xtreme Icon puts him in a suplex position, raises him up, and drops him back for the REGULAR SUPLEX! He keeps his suplex hold on, and raises Smoke once again, this time he raises him to the top rope! He tries to hook him in the muscle buster position, but Smoke fights back! Xtreme Icon punches him and goes to the top rope with Smoke he puts him in the Samoan Drop position! He wants to drop Smoke off the top rope with a Samoan Drop! Smoke struggles to not go up! Rocky stands behind the ring, threatening to get in! The referee walks over to him, to keep him away, but while he is distracted, Scorpion hits Xtreme Icon with the strap on the back! Smoke gets off him, and puts him in a powerbomb position while Xtreme Icon is on the top rope! He pushes him forward and drops him with a POWERBOMB!
Chet Lemon: How dirty was that?!?!
Black Snow: What? I didn't see anything! All I saw was Rocky!
Chet Lemon: Idiot...
Smoke signals for Xtreme Icon to get up! He screams at him! Xtreme Icon stands up, his back facing Smoke, Smoke takes advantage by hooking his head, and dropping him down for the REVERSE DDT! Xtreme Icon 's head bounces off the mat! And Smoke takes advantage, instead of pinning him, Smoke grabs his head a little bit, and knees him and brings Xtreme Icon 's head directly into his knee for the KNEE FACEBUSTER! Xtreme Icon stumbles up and around, and Smoke takes the opportunity to run at the ropes, he bounces back, hitting Xtreme Icon with a SPINNING KICK OFF THE ROPES! (The way Morrison does it) Xtreme Icon still doesn't fall! Smoke is getting really frustrated! So he runs at the turnbuckle, leaps as high as he can, landing on the top, and does a STANDING MOONSAULT! Finally dropping Xtreme Icon! Smoke goes for the pin once more!
1! 2! Kickout!!!!!
Chet Lemon: Where is Xtreme Icon getting all this energy to kick out?
Black Snow: Where is Smoke getting all this energy to execute those moves?
Smoke Xtreme stands up and takes Xtreme Icon up with him, he slaps him across the head, embarrassing him, but Xtreme Icon fights back with a clobber to the face! Smoke stumbles back! Xtreme Icon throws him towards the turnbuckle on the opposite side! Smoke jumps up on the turnbuckle! He throws himself to the side, going for a springboard cross body, but Xtreme Icon kicks him in the ribs! Xtreme Icon hooks both of Smoke's arms! He raises him up! And brings him down for the H FACTOR! (Sitout Double Arm Hook Facebuster) Smoke is out! Xtreme Icon turns him around, so he is on his back. Xtreme Icon goes to the top rope! Xtreme Icon poses for the crowd and jumps off with a frontflip, landing his body on Smokes, executing the SWANTON BOMB! He goes for the pin!
1!
2!
3! No wait! Smoke grabbed the bottom rope!
Chet Lemon: Wait! How did Smoke get to the bottom rope??!?
Black Snow: I dunno...
Chet Lemon: Wait! I saw that! Rocky dragged one of Smokes arms under the bottom rope! Dammit!!!
Xtreme Icon stands up, he saw it too! Rocky cheated! Rocky backs off, pretending he is innocent! Xtreme Icon tells Rocky to come in the ring, so they can fight! But Xtreme Icon holds off for too long! From behind, Smoke hooks his head! He runs forward towards the ropes! And bounces back, hitting him with THE DARK DEATH! (TBK's finisher!), but Smoke is not done yet! He unwraps a turnbuckle's cover, revealing the metal! The referee gets mad and tries to fix it, while he is fiXtreme Iconng it, Smoke gets all three bodyguards to come in! They all beat on Xtreme Icon! Scorpion hits his SPEAR on Xtreme Icon! They raise him up, and hold him back for Smoke to hook both arms and spin around, he falls forward, executing the SMOKE – X! (Christians Unprettier) The bodyguards leave the ring quickly, and Smoke goes for the pin when the referee turns around!
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING!
Chet Lemon: C'mon! Smoke totally cheated Xtreme Icon!
Lilian Garcia: The winner of this match as a result of a pinfall! Smoke Xtreme!!!
Crowd: BOO!!!!
Smoke poses in the ring with his three bodyguards! He starts getting all happy, until he hears a voice on the mic! It's Razor Xtreme!
Razor Xtreme:Stop the music! (Music Stops) Great job Smoke! You showed him who's boss! But now, it's my turn to show who's boss!
The fans boo Razor! They don't know what he is doing, but they hate him anyways! They boo him as loud as they can!
Razor Xtreme: Whatever! You dumb parasites! I am better than all you snakes! Anyways, I talked to Megaman, and we talked to my partner, Nate Insano, and we have decided... to REINSTATE NATE INSANO!!!!
The crowd goes into a frenzy of boos!
Chet Lemon: WHAT?
Black Snow: HOORAY!
Razor Xtreme: At Main Event, we already have something planned for Smoke, don't worry Smoky... but something more important then that.... At Main Event, I will team with Nate Insano, and we will be in the main event match for the Tag Team Championships!
The crowd boos him again! Why do him and Nate deserve it??
Razor Xtreme: And you can bet who will win the tag team titles! THE XTREME ANNIHILATORS! And there is a team in particular that I am looking to defeat, as you all know, after Xtreme Champions, the Mayhem after, I must face JKX.... now, if I am to win, JKX must surrender his Heel of the Year Slammy to me! But... If JKX is to win... I must surrender my spot as the General Manager of Mayhem!
The crowd cheers on this fact!
Razor Xtreme: I know you all love me, but what has to be done, will be done.... and at Main Event, I am tagging with Nate Insano, and we will be in a match that also includes JKX's team, Starship Pain! If I win this match, I will send a huge message to JKX! I have defeated JKX every time we fought! Even that one time we faced off on SIW! Speaking of which, I just received word that... David Michaels has punked out on my challenge! I am better than him, and he knows it! So he pussied out! Now I have a win on David Michaels by forfeit! (Not really, I won't add it to my record or nothing, I am just in character...) I just proved that David Michaels is a little pussy! And whether or not you people like it, you all know it's true! Now, David will be out for a few weeks, as he is too embarrassed to show his face in XWA for a while, so don't expect to see him at Main Event, or at Xtreme Champions! Your hero, David Michaels, has officially been destroyed by Razor Xtreme! So now, I only have JKX to worry about! JKX, you are the biggest loser ever! So what? I never won a title, big deal! You've won the InterNational title twice... big whoop! Fact is, once Mayhem #3 reaches, I am going to kick your ass JKX! I am going to prove to everyone that you are just a little bitch that got lucky! And once I kick your ass, don't be fucking to Megaman to give you another match against me, as I will have completely destroyed you, whether or not you like it! JKX, I am going to destroy you! This General Manager isn't going anywhere! And whether or not you like it JKX, I am better than you! Say what you want! Do what you want! I will always have in my record “Defeated JKX”, as for Main Event, me and Nate are going to destroy StarShip Pain, along with every other team in that match! Including Caleb and Mcnugget, Death Sentence, NAI, and everyone else in the match! Because when it's all said and done, no one has anything on me or Nate! Even if I haven't won well.... any titles yet, Nate has! And with my intelligence, Nates power, and our combined ability, these cunts don't have a chance! The Xtreme Annihilators are going to show why the power of Annihilation is stronger than any other force! The Xtreme Annihilators are the “2nd” best team in XWA, and we are more than ready to prove it!!!!!
The crowd boos Razor Xtreme and at the gang in the ring! Razor leaves the stage, and his song goes off! Smoke has a mic in his hand!
Smoke Xtreme: Xtreme Icon, since I have just defeated you, I am granted an entrance into the poll for O Leary's InterContinential Championship! If I am voted in, I will win the match and become the new Intercontinential champion! Because I am the best future InterContinential champion anyone will ever see! And if you people are smart enough to want to see the match of a life time between me and Tommy O Leary, with of course me winning, then vote for me! Now chant with me: O Leary sucks! O Leary Sucks! O Leary Sucks!
Chet Lemon: That is sooo immature...
Black Snow: I love it!
Smoke Xtreme: O' Leary sucks! O' Leary sucks! O' Leary sucks!
The fans go into a frenzy as Tommy O Leary rages down the ramp! He stands in front of the ring! Smoke signals for him to come in! He has his bodyguards ready for action! Wait look outside behind the ring! It's Xtreme Icon ! He has his signature Singapore Cane in his hand! He rolls into the ring and starts slapping the cane into the three bodyguards! He hits Rocky on the head with it, sending the meat head out of the ring hard! Rocky is huge! But Xtreme Icon 's cane shots hurt like hell! (Rocky is Pic-Based on Batista) Reiko tries to run at Xtreme Icon, but Xtreme Icon is smart enough to get him in the ribs, where Reiko wasn't blocking! Reiko slides out of the ring from under the bottom rope, holding his ribs on the floor! (Reiko is pic based on Knox) now Scorpion (Umaga based) is ready for Xtreme Icon! Xtreme Icon gets in a fight with him! A cane shot on Scorpion is like a regular punch to him! Scorpion punches Xtreme Icon, and Xtreme Icon hits him with a cane! Xtreme Icon hits him so hard, Xtreme Icon is send back towards the ring ropes! Scorpion runs at him, and send both himself and Xtreme Icon over the top rope with a lariat clothesline! They both stand up outside the ring and get in a fight! Xtreme Icon hits him with the cane, and Scorpion hits him with a headbutt and punches! Xtreme Icon and Scorpion take it into the crowd, and up and up until they are out of sight! All of Smoke's bodyguards are out! Smoke is by himself, left to face O Leary by himself! O Leary runs in the ring, and Smoke tries to wuss out, but O Leary drops him with a belt shot!! O Leary drops his InterContinential title and then O Leary raises Smoke up, takes him to the turnbuckle, and hits a few fists on him! Smoke stumbles off, and Tommy O Leary raises him onto his shoulders, Tommy O Leary cooly raises Smoke Xtreme over and knees him in the face for the LUCK OF THE IRISH! (Go To Sleep GTS) Smoke rolls out of the ring, almost unconscious. And walks up the ramp holding his head!
Tommy O Leary stands dominant in the ring as Smoke runs up the ramp like a bitch! Smoke stands on the stage frowning at Tommy O Leary as O Leary's theme plays loudly through the arena!
Chet Lemon: I think that if Tommy O Leary is to defend his title against Smoke, he will be ready!
Black Snow: Obviously... but you never know, Smoke Xtreme might be there to stop him...
Tommy O Leary picks his InterContinential title up from the floor and raises it in the air as the crowd cheers for him! Tommy smiles at Smoke and Smoke Xtreme looks on, pissed off... until the show goes to commercials!
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Post subject: Re: XWA Mayhem #2 Live From Oakland, California
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:50 pm
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The Return of The RAZOR BLADE Featuring: A Special Guest
Black Snow: I wonder who the special guest is tonight!
Chet Lemon: Well we're bout to find out!
Black Snow: I hope it's me!
Chet Lemon: WTF, you wanna be on this gay show?!
The cameras fade back straight to the ring from the irritating commercials as the new large 15 inch wide screened Razor-Tron 3000 is hanging on a platform standing in the ring, two chairs sitting out in front of the platform with mics lying on the seat cushions, the mat is covered with a large flueroscent (however it's spelt) coloured painting of Razor Xtreme doing a stretch out pose similar to his idol Chris Jericho, the lights in the arena are dim, flashing lights going on and off as the crowd are in anticipation of the first Razor Blade on Mayhem with what looks to be a mysterious special guest, the traditional music of the Razor Blade comes to an end with drums start banging on the PA system very loudly signalling the host Razor Xtreme!
Black Snow: You know Vet Yemen, you need to show some respect to Razor Xtreme, he's your boss!
Chet Lemon: Hell no, he aint my boss. Megaman is my boss!
Razor walks out grinning with his black cut up cape like cloak. He walks out to the stage by himself, when the song says "Baby you know your Judas, and I am your priest" Razor throws both hands in the air for the "Rock On" pose \m/ and pyros of all different colors explode throughout the stage!He stops and laughs at the fans. Razor walks down the ramp, ignoring all fan interface. The fans shriek with boos at the Rated X Superstar! He walks down to the ring and slides into it and humps the floor! he stands up, heads over to the nearest turnbuckle, jumps up on the 2nd turnbuckle and raises up the traditional Rock On pose \m/ as the fans are booing for the most hated man in XWA, hated so bad nobody wanted to give him the Heel Of The Year award (J/K), fans throw some rolled up papers and spit balls and shoot them at Razor but being the retards they are in Oakland, Californina they miss and hit the mat in the ring as Razor steps off the 2nd turnbuckle, walks over to the nearest two chairs sitting in the ring, he grabs the microphone off his chair and begins to speak.
Black Snow: Well Megaman hates you too!
Chet Lemon: But McDigg doesnt, you faggit
Razor Xtreme: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.... WELCOME TO: MAYHEM IS RAZORRRRRRR!!!!!!
The Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Razor Xtreme: That's right! Jealousy! I like your jealousy! It makes me feel special that I'm not one of you pathetic loser fans, I'm rich, I'm handsome, I pull more girls than you pull on your own dick, you guys are weak, you suck but after seeing this show, you'll experience greatness that you will want to pull out your cheap second hand mobile phones and text your imaginary girlfriends bout my show!
The crowd boos him even louder.....YOU SUCK DICK, YOU SUCK DICK, YOU SUCK DICK, YOU SUCK DICK, YOU SUCK DICK!
Razor Xtreme: Yeah I do suck dick....cause your moms are all named "dick", so I did suck em last night unlike you fans, you have to bend over just to give yourselves blowjobs because your mommies refused to give you one and gave me one instead last night. And this shit is supposed to be my hometown crowd, what kind of fans are you? Booing the future of XWA and now you all receive a pwning, get the fuck outta your own homes and get a job you poor homeless bastards, if 2 Pac and the guy who shot him were in this arena right now, the guy who shot him would've pulled the trigger on you fucks instead and blow you fuckers up, the only kind of blows you'll ever get in your stinking lives!!!!
Razor sits down on his nice comfy chair, looking on at the fans who stick their middle fingers, they hate this fucker so bad, they wanna riot, one fat girl in front row yells "FUCK U".
Razor Xtreme: I'm sure you would like to fatty but I dont get down with fat chicks, your so fat you have more rolls than a bakery. Your so fat, you have more chins that a chinese phone book. Hey sit the fuck down fatty before I come out there and spear you and not in the bed like you and these other skanky hoes in Oakland would like me to do but I mean spear you to the ground so hard that you fall, break the concrete and cause an earthquake here in Oakland, chubby HA HA!!!
The crowd yell SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP
Razor Xtreme: (sigh) You fans just dont get it. I wont shut the fuck up, this is my show, I run Mayhem, so enough of the pwnings now, it's time to get on with the greatest talk show since Oprah and which makes MVW in GAY Lounge look like a homeless Montel Williams sleeping in a cardboard box, before you pussies in Oakland riot and not for my show...for donuts as your fat butt ugly fucks!
Black Snow: These fans dont know when to shut the fuck up dont they!
Chet Lemon: These fans are right, Razor needs to shut up and get outta here before he gets merked!
Black Snow: Hater!
Razor Xtreme: Ladies & Animals, all week long I've been advertising on XWA.Com that there is gonna be a special guest on this Razor Blade episode and indeed there is. You all love him and cant live without him, if it werent for him, you wouldnt have a reason to masturbate in your living rooms every night, so ladies & punks, all stand and give a hot ovation to this very very special guest, hit his music, monkeys.......
The fans are in complete wait, they're sweating their arses off, it's bound to be someone this good if it got all this hype, fans are anxious, nervous, they're stomachs are churning, just who is it and the music starts to hit.....
Black Snow: Hold up. Razor was right all along, this is a very special guest!
Chet Lemon: WTF is this shit, this is Razor's music. Is he the special guest?!
Black Snow: I think he is HA HA HA, the greatest guest on the Razor Blade ever!
Razor Xtreme: LADIES & GENTLEMAN I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU THE SPECIAL GUEST ON THE RAZOR BLADE.....RAZZZZZZOOORRR XTTREEEEEEEMMMMMMME!
Chet Lemon: That bastard....that SOB. It was him all along and I thought someone would return here to XWA
Black Snow: This show is gonna be great, I give a standing ovation
The fans boo their heads off, it's like a stampede in the building, they're shocked, it was totally unexpected they wanted someone else bu get Razor. Razor laughs his head off, he pulled some heat here for sure as Razor's music cuts off!
Razor Xtreme: So Razor Xtreme welcome to the show, your very sexy may I add, please take a seat
Razor gets up and sits in the other chair
Razor Xtreme: Thank you for having me Razor, your a awesome and very cool host
Razor sits back in the other chair
Razor Xtreme: That's OK and my pleasure, so Razor what's on your mind?
The Crowd: THIS SUCKS DICK, THIS SUCKS DICK, THIS SUCKS DICK, THIS SUCKS DICK!!!!!!!!!!
Razor Xtreme: Quit crying and bleeding kids and shut your mouths, I can smell your awful breath from here, this is gonna be historic tonight
Razor sits in other chair.
Razor Xtreme: Indeed it will be Razor
Razor sits in other chair.
Razor Xtreme: So what's on your mind, oh handsome one Razor?
Razor sits in other chair.
Razor Xtreme: If you may boss, I think I will take it here from here cuz I have a big issue here
Razor sits in other chair.
Razor Xtreme: Sure thing Razor, you can have the ring
Razor stands up from his chair with the mic closer to his mouth now.
Razor Xtreme: Thank you very much Razor. Your the best
Razor Xtreme: Didnt know your mothers names was Razor now. Anyway you people arent important, the boys in the back are important, I'm important and my issue is the most important here in XWA. You see XWA made a little rule back a few months ago that SIW was never allowed to be mentioned in XWA, well tonight I break that rule, so you can consider this a SHOOT interview. And if XWA want to fire me then go ahead and fire me, you lose the greatest acquisation XWA has ever got, you lose your Mayhem GM and your ratings go low, so think before you act. You've all heard bout that other small time company SIW going out of business last week and now I've seen this week that a lot of there talents or should I say "wrestlers" since they arent talent, a lot of em have come to XWA and signed contracts with XWA now and wrestle here now. I have some of there wrestlers on my show, Megaman has some of there wrestlers on his show, need I remind you this was the company we battled against in ratings and defeated, this was the company I wrestled for and got off the ground in it's beginning and this is the company where one guy made his wrestling debut and made a quick impact here and there with the boys in the locker room fast, he's HBK's cousin and got booed badly on Vendetta, his name is DAVID MICHAELS!!!
The Crowd: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
The Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Razor Xtreme: Shut the fuck up you queefs. SIW sucks like you and so does David Michaels but before I get into that with David Michaels, I just wanna roll a footage of this jabroni on the new handsome Razor-Tron 3000, so roll the footage, jerkoffs.
Razor Xtreme: How touching, you fans loved that shit? Well good for you. Now me and David have a history back in SIW, we both started around the same time in SIW, he's loveable on TV as he acts all happy and cheery but here is the real TRUTH about David Michaels. We were both power hungry, in it for the money over there, had passion for the promotion at one time, we were big over there in SIW, both sexyboys but I come off more handsome HA HA. We were both desired, simply put we had the skills and qualities over at SIW but there was one more skill David had over me and that was.....being jealous of me.
Chet Lemon: What?!?!
Razor Xtreme: See, being the typical HBK relative he is, he just had to go out and try get the same fame as his cousin Shawn Michaels. He went after all the glory, had to have a bigger paycheck back in SIW, formed friends, made enemies in the locker room,, he was cocky and arrogant, he wanted all the fame and glory, so he kissed major ass and formed his own Kilque backstage. The Klique consisted of DC Hennig, J Glick A, Tyler Lawson, Ricky Raymond and not to forget the "Toyboy" himself, David Michaels. They went around using and abusing all there powers, they got people to quit because of their bullshit, they got people fired, they complained & whined for all the major title shots and look where it got SIW....in the gutter along with the rest of there kind, crap and sewage. Back when I was in R.I.P....I mean SIW and I was getting my World Title shots, a hard earned title shot in which I defeated my best friend Nate Insano & Ricky Raymond to get, David Michaels with his little group of wannabes were jealous, they couldnt stand that I was the top dog in SIW along with Caleb and they were below me. They couldnt stand the fact that I got my title shot and they didnt, something which looks hard for them to get as long as I'm in the way, they knew that me or Caleb would be the only World Champs in the organisation as we were the two best there and they sucked, they knew that I would eventually beat my greatest foe Caleb Spires in due time and be the World Heavyweight Champion. You see at the time, the Klique were planning to get me & Caleb thrown off the roster until Caleb was appointed GM by SIW management, so that left me alone and vulnerable at the hands of the Klique. Like I said they were jealous and couldnt stand me around them getting all the fame and being the top guy in SIW, so you know what they went and did....David Michaels went to Chairman Chill O' Mac and got me fired from the circus know as SIW. I'm right, it is a circus as the politics there were a joke and laughable, out of respect to DC Hennig, Ricky Raymond, J Glick A, they didnt follow David's lead and get me fired, so they're off the hook but David I still remember that moment and when you finally got what you wanted, me out of the picture, you and CD got your No 1 Contendership but you failed and lost just like you would've all along if you got your shot earlier in SIW and just like you would against me, all that hard work for absolutely nothing but dont worry, at least your buddy DC Hennig got the title shot instead ay? Shame we didnt get to find out if he was gonna be World Champ or not but your last days ended up being in the stinking Hardcore Division. Your not championship material David, I am. I'm a winner, your not, I'm better, you suck and just like your cousin, you screw people over and now are lucky to even be in XWA. I still havent forgot those days David, where you treated me like shit and got me fired and now that your here in XWA, I think it's time we settle it one on one but your on Vendetta now because your scared to come to Mayhem because now I got the powers over you. So you know what David, we have the Main Event coming up and since that's interbrand we're both Vendetta & Mayhem come together, I will host another Razor Blade show and this time the guest will be....YOU, DAVID MICHAELS!!!
Chet Lemon: Wow!
Black Snow: Dayyyyyuuuuummm
Razor Xtreme: So David Michaels, if you have the balls that you so proudly like to use on the girls then you'll bring em to Main Event and be the guest on my show. If not then you just prove my point, that your a egotistical little pussy that sticks with DC Hennig cuz DC will lead him to new heights, your a bitch David Michaels, I know the real you better than you know yourself. So come on Main Event and be my guest, so we can settle this once and for all I have an offer for you on The Razor Blade on Main Event, so be there David. I'm sure my pathetic fans there will like you better since that's what your out for, the fans cheers but for the wrong reasons though. This Razor Blade is over, I've been a great guest here and lets see if David Michaels makes it onto my show on Main Event, that's if I dont get fired for this shoot interview. Hit my music bitches!
Chet Lemon: Well he's not gonna live long enough to see that day, Razor will get fired for this
Black Snow: No they wont, you dont know that, I'm sure XWA will appreciate this, this will raise ratings for sure. XWA management be smart and dont fire Razor, this will be shit hot epic for XWA
Chet Lemon: Stop kissing his arse so much Snow, I know you love the taste but there's no need for it but David Michaels you have been called out, will you be on the Razor Blade on Main Event or not?!?!
Black Snow: Let's hope so
Razor exits the ring to boos walking past fans who throw paper balls and flip the middle finger as Razor walks past fast paced, angrily, will David Michaels show on Main Event?!?! As the lyric "I waken from a deep sleep" is heard, the screen fades to black.
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Razor Xtreme!
Spoiler:
Spoiler:
Finishers:
The Codebreaker:
The Xtreme Walls:
The Xtreme Walls V2: (They both count as one finisher)
Post subject: Re: XWA Mayhem #2 Live From Oakland, California
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:46 am
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Smoke Xtreme vs Xtreme Icon
Mayhem #2 Pre taped interview
Icon is at the interview area backstage, with Jack Johnson.
Johnson: Xtreme Icon, after coming short in the Pure Title Match last week, you have a match tonight, but you haven't been told who your opponent is, your thoughts?
Icon: I think it won't matter, I'm not going to backdown, from anyone, never have, never will. I may not be a champion as of yet, but one day I will be. Last week wasn't my night, but I don't dwell on the past, I look to the future. I'm in XWA for a level of competition that you can't find anywhere else.
A man taller than Icon walks into camera range and faces Icon. With 3 large men, behind him.
Johnson: Smoke Xtreme? What are you doing here?
Smoke: I would think it would be obvious, I'm Icons opponent.
Icon: Wait a sec, you want to get into the ring with me?
Smoke: Did I stutter? Plus didn't you just say you want competition more or less? Well your looking at one of the top dogs on this show.
The fans start booing the hell out of Smoke.
Icon: but not very popular with the people.
Smoke: I don't care what these people think of me. I am the Sub GM of this show, wether they like it or not.
Icon: What's with the 3 guys behind you? is that really necessary?
Smoke: Yes, you make enemies in this job, and your starting to make one in me.
Icon: Really?, Come on, throw the first punch. (Icon points to his jaw with his index finger on his right hand. Smoke doesn't throw a punch, instead one of his bodyguards, the 6'10 420 pound Scorpion Beware decks Icon with a right hand, then the 7 foot 378 pound Reiko Goliath throws Icon into an anvil case the 6'9 320 pound Rock Morkov, Hits the Animals Hammer, driving Icon into the concrete floor. He grabs a nearby chair and hits Icon in the ribs first, then a shot to the right knee before security and referees break it up. Icon is clutching his ribs as refs helped him to his feet, the camera cuts to a close up of Icons face with a angry look on his face
In the arena, everyone is watching this on the Titantron
Lemon: Icon may not be able to compete after that beating.
Snow: He asked for it.
Lemon: he dared Smoke to throw a punch, not his bodyguards to beat the living hell out of him.
Smokes Music begins to play
Spoiler:
Blue, Pinkish, and Dark Red begin to shine throughout the arena. Smoke walks out of the curtian with a cocky strut and smile on his face, behind his 3 Bodyguards. (from the pov of the camera) Rock Morkov on the right, Reiko Goliath on the left and Scorpion Beware dead center.
Lemon: here comes are "Beloved" and I use that term loosely. Sub GM Smoke Xtreme, and his 3 thugs.
Snow: speak for yourself, Chet. Yay Smoke! Long live Smoke Xtreme!
Lemon: Hey, why don't you tell me what he had for dinner? Since you have your head so far up his ass!
Johnson: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, making his way to the ring, Toronto, Ontario Canada he is the Sub GM of Mayhem, standing at 6 feet 3 inches tall weighing in at 180 poounds, he is the Second Xtreme, Smooooooooooooke Xtreme!
Smoke ducks down almost on one knee and throws his right arm in the air and shakes his head and hand around, then stands up and looks up to the ceiling, and raises his right arm in the air as the a slow-mo effect plays. It stops as Smoke, behind his bodyguards walk down the ramp. Smoke has a cocky strut, and smile looks around at the crowd, booing him, they can't stand him. Red, Blue, Yellow, and Pink strings of pyro shoot from the stage. They make their way to the bottom of the ramp and Scorpion steps out of the way and Smoke runs to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope then gets to his feet immediately and walks over to the turnbuckle and climbs to the middle one and raises his fists into the air. His theme fades out, as the crowd still boos him. His bodyguards stand outside the ring.
Lemon: Smoke in the ring awaiting his adversary, who was brutally assaulted in the back.
Icons music begins to play in the arena and the fans start cheering.
Snow: he is not going to show up after that beating.
Icons theme begins to play
Spoiler:
The lights go out, and several bright spotlights scan the arena. Some fand holding lit lighters over their heads, others cell phones. One light stops in a corner of the arena, to a man facing away from it, holding a barbed wire wrapped singapore cane in his right hand, the figure turns around, and the crowd goes nuts.
Lemon: You were saying?
Snow: whatever.
Johnson: and his opponent, hailing from Great Falls, Montana, standing at 5 feet 9 inches tall and weighing in at 240 pounds, he is the Xtreme Icon!
Icon pulls a beer from his pocket with his left hand , opens and chugs it, then smashes the can into his forehead, cutting himself open, then he starts to walk down the steps towards the ring area, with a slight limp.
Lemon: Icon making his way to the ring, noticeably limping after that assault. What kind of shape is he in after that?
Icon walks through the fans who are patting him on the back as he makes his way through the sea of XWA Fans. Smoke is in the ring watching Icon as he gets closer, smiling at the fact his bodyguards softened him up just minutes earlier.
Snow: At least our Sub GM is happy.
Lemon: yeah, after his thugs beat up Icon in the back. That is going to bite him, let me tell you.
Icon makes his way to the guard rail and climbs onto it and holds his cane in the air, as Smoke stands on the middle turnbuckle and stares down Icon. Who steps down from the rail and walks around the ring, watching both Smoke in the ring and his 3 bodyguards. He then hops up to the apron and walks over to the corner and climbs up to the middle rope. Holding his cane over his head he stares at Smoke, with a stare as if he's daring Smoke to shove him to the floor. then he gets in the ring and sets his cane in the corner and gets right in Smokes face as his theme fades out and the bell rings.
Ding Ding Ding
Lemon: And we are under way, Xtreme Icon vs Smoke Xtreme.
Snow: This is Icons toughest test do date are wonderful Sub GM is going to Smoke Icon.
Lemon: Ok there are 2 things wrong with that statement you grade A suck up. 1. Icon is no walk in the park, and 2. Smoke showed how tough he is after what happened backstage.
Smoke and Icon stare at each other as they circle the ring. Not taking their eyes off each other. They walk towards each other and Smoke pokes icon in the eye with his Index finger and gets warned by the ref for illegal tactics. Then he dropkicks Icon in the knee then he dropkicks Icon in the face, knocking him onto his back, and does a DDT like move, only using Icons leg.
Snow: Icon is further getting his knee destroyed by the great Smoke Xtreme.
Lemon: Anyone have a puke bucket?
Smoke turns his attention from Icon to gloat at the crowd.
Lemon: come on, this is ridiculous, focus on the damn match!
Behind Smoke Icon got to his feet, but slowly, his knee not at 100% But he doesn't let that get to him. he lies in wait for Smoke to turn around.
Snow: Don't turn around Smoke!
Lemon: Why did I get stuck with you?
Smoke turns around and Into a spinning Roundhouse kick to the head. Smoke hits the mat and Icon goes for a cover.
Lemon: Ha thats what that get you, kicked in the skull! Icon cover, 1 count.
Snow: Did Icon really think he was going to get a quick win over The Great Smoke Xtreme?
Lemon: Pull your damn head out of Smokes ass!
Icon starts to work over Smoke first hits a few stomps then runs to the ropes for a move and gets tripped up by Reiko. The ref sees this.
Ref: (pointing to the 3 Bodyguards of Smoke Xtreme) You 3 are outta here!
Smoke Immediately Gets in his face
Smoke: What for?!
Snow: That is BS!
Lemon: What the blatant Outside Interference? Yes that is BS
Snow: No Throwing out Smokes Bodyguards for no reason
Lemon: The ref had damn good reason, or did you not see Icon get tripped?
Snow: By his own Clumsiness yes.
Lemon: I give up, I'll just call the match, Icon is back to his feet.
Icon spins Smoke around and Whips Him into the ropes and back body drops Smoke over the top rope and onto his 3 Bodyguards. Knocking them down
Lemon: Smoxe Xtreme taken to the floor, along with his 3 bodyguards.
Snow: That has to be a DQ right there!
A replay starts, split scree, live on the left, replay on the right.
Lemon: If anyone should get DQ'd it's Smoke for that blatant outside interference, I guess the ref is showing some discretion and throwing those 3 Bodyguards out. Thats his choice. Anyway Smoke got launched, he's lucky he landed on those 3, or he would have been in a world of hurt. Those mats out on the floor are only an inch thick.
The replay stops and Icon is already running full speed and does his Flip Dive to the outside and takes out all 4 men
Snow: Flying drunk!
Lemon: Icon flip diving to the outside, thats a thing of beauty, until he makes contact, thats when all 240 pounds come crashing down on top of his opponent.
Snow: Yeah if you think a flying drunk is beautiful.
Lemon: can I get a new broadcast partner please? One that isn't a asskissing suckup?
Snow: You can't get anyone better than me
Icon is the first back to his feet and rolls Smoke back into the ring, then climbs up to the apron, Smoke gets back to his feet and he kicks Icon in the gut and Suplexes him back into the ring.
Snow: Icon suplexed from the outside, back inside by our Sub GM.
Smoke goes to work on Icon, grabbing Icons injured knee and does a frontflip over him, while holding his leg. Icon clutches at his leg
Lemon: Smoke going to work on Icons leg, stretching his hamstring.
Smoke grabs Icons leg and hits a leg drop across the knee. Then locks in a single leg boston crab
Snow: Submission hold applied, is Icon going to tap out?
Lemon: I doubt it, he is not going to give up, he's shown that in the past.
Smoke has Icon in the middle of the ring, Icon slowly tries to drag himself to the ropes, to break the hold. he gets within a fingertip away before Smoke drags him back to the center of the ring.
Lemon: Icon was so close to breaking the hold.
Snow: Just tap you fool! Live to fight another day!
Lemon: can you be impartial for 5 minutes? Icon trying to drag himself back to the ropes, Smoke has this hold locked in tight.
Icon digging deep inside, he manges to grasp the ropes with his left hand.
Ref: he's in the ropes, break the hold Smoke! 1...2....3....4..(Smoke breaks the hold)
Snow: Smoke releases the hold, seems like a cheap way to break up a submission
Lemon: What is he supposed to do then? Let Smoke tear his knee up? Smoke used all of the Refs 5 Count, Break on 4 or get DQ'd on 5.
Smoke drags Icon to the center of the ring then backs up to the ropes, pulls down his right knee pad, throws up an "X" with his arms, and walks back toward Icon then leaps into the air and attemps a Knee Drop, but Icon rolls out of the way and Smoke hit's the canvas.
Lemon: Icon may have just bought himself some time, Smoke made a mistake taunting Icon before doing the move, and he may have hurt his own knee in the process. Every second counts when trying to recover.
Icon rolls to the ropes and uses them to drag himself to his feet., Smoke is on one knee as Icon is up to his feet. Smoke gets to his feet as Icon is walking, with a limp toward him and takes a punch to the ribs, then a knee, then gets picked up in a military press and dropped across Smokes knee ribs first. All while in the background the 3 Bodyguards are walking up the ramp after being ejected
Snow: Smoke may have broken Icons ribs on that move.
Icon is on the mat holding his ribs and Smoke heads to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top.
Lemon: Smoke may be setting up for the Dive Bomb, he may finish it here
Smoke then leaps off the turnbuckle does a half flip and lands on Icons ribs.
Snow: Smoke hit the Dive Bomb! Cover...1...2..no! 2 count, damn ref that was a slow count!
Lemon: In your mind it was, and Smokes, but it was a fair count, Icon showing how tough he is kicking out of that.
Smoke looks at the ref and shows 3 fingers
Ref: Smoke that was a 2. The match continues
Smoke turns his attention back to Icon and tries to lock in another single leg crab but Icon counters it into a small package.
Ref 1..2. (kickout)
Lemon: Icon almost caught Smoke on that move.
Icon gets up to his feet Smoke turns around into a Superkick. Pushing off his good leg.
Lemon: Icon with the superkick! Is he going to go for the cover?
Icon doesn't go for the cover instead he climbs up the turnbuckle, slowly due to the damage done on his knee. But he manages to get to the top
Snow: This is not a smart move
Icon leaps off the top rope and goes for a Swanton, but out of instinct Smoke rolls out of the way and Icon hits the canvas
Lemon: Smoke rolls out of the way! Icon hit the canvas.
Lemon: The ref is utilizing a slower count, thats his discretion.
Icon is back up to his feet. Leaning on the ropes as Smoke runs in for the inverted big boot, and connects, but Icon rolls out to the floor. Smoke goes out after him and picks him up and slams his head into the security barrier then whips him back first into the ring apron. Smoke rolls into the ring then right back out, breaking the refs count.
Smoke irish whips Icon into the steel steps, walks over to Icon and then grabs the back of his head and slams it into the steel steps
Ref: 1
Snow: Smoke it really taking it to Icon here
Lemon: and he's doing it without the help of his bodyguards
Snow: Which he didn't need in the first place.
Lemon: Thats an arguable point.
Smoke slams Icons head into the ring steps one more time before rolling him back into the ring. Smoke climbs to the apron and grabs the top rope in an under/over fashion and slingshots himself into the ring dropping an elbow to Icons sternum goes for a cover.
Ref: 1.. Icon kicks out
Lemon: Icon not about to be beat yet.
Snow: He might as well be, Smoke is just too good.
Lemon: Which is what icon is here in XWA for, the competition.
Smoke walks away from Icon a few steps, stops, and starts stomping his foot.
Snow: Smoke no doubt setting up for the Black Smoke Kick, he wants to repay Icon for the Superkick earlier.
Lemon: These 2 have very similar styles, they would make a very good team, if not for one detail
Snow: That Smoke is a part time wrestler?
Lemon: No that Smoke is a pompous ass with an ego the size of the State of Texas, and Icon is a really laid back, cool humble person.
Snow: Actually you have that backwards
Lemon: and the Black Snow Asskissing Hour continues
Icon gets to his feet, still with a slight limp, he turns around and wham! Got kicked right in the jaw and fell to the mat
Snow: Black Smoke Kick! Xtreme Icon is out cold! Cover him Smoke!
Smoke goes for a cover and hooks Icons leg
ref 1.....2....(Icon kicks out as the refs hans is coming down for 3)
Snow: That was 3! Smoke wins!
Lemon: No Icon kicked out again.
Snow: Come on can we get an impartial ref?
Lemon: Can I get a impartial broadcast partner, please?!
Smoke looks at the ref and starts arguing about the count, Icon is still laying on the mat holding his jaw
Lemon: Icon may have a fractured Jaw after that shot. Smoke hit that kick right on the point of the jaw.
Smoke turns back to Icon and grabs his head over his shoulder and up the turnbuckle, then flips over Icon and drives him into the mat, still holding Icons head until he hit the mat
Snow: The Dark Death! it's over right here and...(Icon kicks out at 2) he kicked out again?!
Lemon: Icon showing us how tough he really is. He's taking Smokes best moves and coming back for more.
Smoke picks up Icon who clocks him with a right which Smoke retaliates with one of his own, and they start trading shots back and forth.
Snow: Holy crap! they're trading vicious right hands!
Lemon: this is becoming a battle of attrition, who stays standing will have the advantage.
Icon and Smoke trade shots until Icon kicks Smoke in the gut, and hits a belly to belly suplex on Smoke, he waits for Smoke to get up and hits a suplex. Popping his hips he keeps hold and gets up to his feet and hits another.
Snow: Icon with two straight suplexes
Icon hits the 3rd
Lemon: Icon hits the 3 Amigos, now is he going for a cover?
Icon doesn't go for the pin instead he heads out to the apron and as Smoke is getting to his feet he springs off the top and does his Shooting Star Dropkick, catching Smoke in the Jaw with his right foot.
Snow: and the drunk flies again
Lemon: What a shot! Icon with that Shooting Star Dropkick he's known for using.
Icon immediately drops a leg across Smokes face and instead of going for a cover, he runs to the ropes and does a springboard backflip but Smoke rolls out of the way but Icon lands on his feet. Smoke gets to his feet near the ropes and Icon runs in and hits a spinning heel kick and knocks Smoke out to the floor.
Snow: Our Sub GM just hit the floor with a thud.
Lemon: That may be the least of his worries!
As Smoke gets to his feet, Icon runs and bounces off the ropes then runs full spped toward Smoke and hits the 720 corkscrew Crossbody over the top rope out to the floor.
Icon and Smoke roll into the ring. They use the ropes to get to their feet and Icon kicks Smoke in the gut and hits the Double Underhook Facebuster he calls the H-Factor
Snow: H-factor! Icon with his finishing move
Icon goes for a cover
Lemon: Icon goes for the pin
ref: 1.......2.........
Smoke grabs the bottom rope
Snow: Smoke with great presence of mind, he grabs the rope to break the cover, why waste energy kicking out when you can grab the rope.
Icon grabs Smoke by the arm and drags him to the center of the ring, then runs to the turnbuckle and leaps up to the top and does a moonsault, landing on Smoke
Lemon: Icon what a leap! Beautiful Moonsault
Icon covers Smoke and uses a leg hook
1.....2....
Kickout by Smoke
Snow: what is it going to take to put either one of these men away?
Lemon: I don't know, but they are emptying their arsenals here in Oakland.
Snow: with the shape Icon's knee is in how did he pull that athletic move out of nowhere?
Lemon: I don't know, guts and heart i'd imagine, Icon has that in abundance.
Icon is the first to his feet and whips Smoke into the corner, and runs in after him and goes for a Stinger Splash, but Smoke counters and lifts Icon and icon hits his head on the ringpost. Smoke hooks Icons head in the Reverse DDT Position
Snow: Icon with the miscalculation and eats some steel. What is Smoke going to hit here?
Smoke spins onto his back with a Twisting DDT type move then pins Icon immediately.
Lemon: Smoke hit the Over Shine! Cover....no! 2 and 7/8! Icon kicked out again!
Snow: Just give up! You can't beat Smoke!
Lemon: Smoke may be good, in fact he's shown me he is one of the best guys on Mayhem. But Icon will not let Smoke beat him.
Smoke get up and stalks Icon, waiting for him to get to his feet. He heads out to the apron and as Icon is getting up to his feet he leaps up to the top rope and does a 360 spin in the air before his foot made contact with Icons jaw. Icon stumbles to the ropes and back when Icon got hooked around the head with one of Smokes arms and the other hooked his leg and got picked up and slammed onto his back and covered.
Snow: Flash Drive and Ultimate T-Bone Suplex! Smoke cover....
Icon kicks out again
Lemon: Another 2 count! Smoke with a visible frustrated look on his face. He can't put Icon away!
Smoke heads out to the floor and throws the timekeeper from his chair and takes it into the ring. The ref grabs it and they start a tug of War with the chair.
Snow: That chair will do it if that idiot ref lets Smoke use it
Lemon: Hello! Black! This isn't a NO DQ Match!
Smoke shoves the chair into the ref and he stumbles into the ropes, but falls out to the floor because Rock Morkov pulled the top rope down. The ref hit the floor with a thud
Lemon: Oh come on! He was thrown out!
Icon gets to his feet and gets leveled with a vicious chair shot from Smoke to the head.
Snow: Maybe that will knock some sense into Icon
Lemon: The ref is out cold so he can't DQ Smoke, can we get some help for him?
Smoke throws the chair to the floor and covers Icon, but no ref. Smoke has icon covered for more than a 5 count, let alone 3. A second ref rushes in and counts
Lemon: Not this way!
1..............2............Icon kicks out
Smoke is stunned, he gave Icon a solid shot with that chair and Icon kicked out, he looks at the ref in disbelief.
Smoke: That was a 3 count!
ref: on 2 count, match continues.
The camera cuts to a close up of Icon who is busted open
Lemon: Icon is busted open, we shouldn't be surprised, he took that chair square to the head. Smoke picks up Icon and turns him around to where Icon is facing away from him, Smoke hooks both of Icons arms.
Snow: Smoke trying to hit the Smoke - X he just has to turn Icon into it.
Smoke turns Icon into the move but Icon manages to free himself and shove Smoke into the ropes. He hits them and comes back toward Icon, who runs to the ropes and springs off the middle one, does a backflip and lands on his feet, hooking Smokes head in the process and then falls back, hitting the Reverse DDT.
Lemon: Icon hit the Springboard Reverse DDT.
Icon doesn't go for the cover. Instead he climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off and hits the Swanton Bomb.
Lemon: Icon hits the Swanton Bomb! It's over right here
Icon covers Smoke and the ref starts his count
1..............2.............Smoke kicks out
Snow: Smoke kicks out!
Lemon: Smoke Xtreme will not be put away!
Icon has a dejected look on his face, he is shocked that Smoke kicked out
Snow: wow what a match!
Lemon: I actually have to agree with you, for once. Icon has to be wondering how to put Smoke away.
Snow: he's going to have to do something that is going to stop Smoke dead in his tracks.
Icon gets to his feet, and waits for smoke to get to his feet. He kicks Smoke in the gut going for the H-Factor, but Smoke reverses it.
Lemon: Smoke counters the H-factor
Smoke goes for a Stunner. he kicks Icon in the gut and gets ready to hit the move but Icon shoves him off and into the turnbuckle
Lemon: Crush Stun attempt by Smoke Icon shoves him off and into the corner, ribs first.
Icon locks his arms around The waist of Smoke and goes for a German Suplex but Smoke lands on his feet and waits for Icon to turn around.
Snow: Smoke wants to end this with the Black Smoke Kick right here and now
Icon with blood running down his face turns around and ducks the kick, then before Smoke could react, he uses his left arm and Traps Smokes left arm and places his left hand across the back of Smokes neck and uses his right arm and chokes Smoke out with it, and he pulls Smoke back towards the middle of the ring.
Lemon: Tazzmission! Icon has that hold locked on Smoke tight
Icon then drops to his back and wraps his legs around the body of Smoke, using an MMA style body lock. He has one leg aross Smoke and is using the other by putting the back of his knee over the ankle of the leg across the body of Smoke, and Icon has the other arm of Smokes trapped in the body lock.
Snow: Hey thats a choke! ref force him to break the hold!
Lemon: Icon has beaten people with this hold, he has an MMA style body lock in on top of the actual hold. Smoke can't reach the ropes, he is in serious trouble
Smoke tries to reach the ropes but his right arm goes limp. The ref grabs it lifts it and lets ot go, it falls limp, he does is a second time, same result.
Snow: Smoke you have to do something to get out of this
Lemon: what can he do? Icon has this hold locked in tight, and if that arm drops a third time it's over.
The ref checks the arm one last time, it drops to the mat and the ref calls for the bell.
Lemon: Icon just choked Smoke out
The bell rings and Icon releases the hold , slowly got to his feet. His theme plays
Spoiler:
Johnson: The winner of the match by Submission, The Xtreme Icon!
The ref raises Icons hand as the fans gave a standing ovation
Lemon: wow listen to this crowd, the standing ovation for these two men who just gave everything in their heart and soul here tonight, wether you love them or hate them, they gave us a performance of a lifetime
Snow: That match may just be Match of the night
Icon leaves the ring and grabs his cane and heads up the ramp. Blood covering his face and dripping down his chest, he slaps fans hands as he walks up the ramp. Then he stops at the top of the ramp and holds his cane in the air. The camera shows Smoke in the ring trying to gather his senses in the ring and in the same shot Icon is seen at a distance holding his cane, the screen fades to black
Backstage Icon is getting attended to after that grueling match. Jack Johnson catches up with him in the trainers room.
Johnson: Icon amazing match, your thoughts?
Icon: I was amazed how good Smoke is in the ring, putting the outside interference aside he is amazing for a guy who is a part time wrestler.
Johnson: Ok whats next for the Xtreme Icon now?
Icon: Well that war I just had with Smoke was a pit stop on my way to Championship Gold, so I'm putting The Champs on notice, The Xtreme Icon is hungry for his first taste of championship gold. I don't care who I have to go through, but I will be a champion, mark my words.
Smoke Xtreme walks in and confronts Icon
Icon: Smoke come back for more? I'm amazed your Bodyguards aren't here to gang up on me.
Smoke: I asked them to not follow me here. I'm not going to stay long, but tonight was a fluke, the next time we face off, whenever that is, the result won't be the same as tonight.
Icon: I welcome it, I don't care what kind of match we have either, just name the place, time, and match type and we'll go to war for a second time.
Smoke: You won the battle but you haven't won the war.
Smoke leaves right after that sentence.
Johnson: Comment?
Icon: Yeah, I think we are in for a hell of a ride
Post subject: Re: XWA Mayhem #2 Live From Oakland, California
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:54 am
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Joined: Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:04 am Posts: 521
DURING THE BREAK irish music plays as a man dressed in green walks out he walks down the ramp and into the ring he gets a mic and says hell my name is JIMMY SHAMROCK and im from IRELAND im here to show XWA how the IRISH wrestle i am a 7 time IWW champ(IRISH WHIP WRESTLING) and a 5 time NWAI champion (NWA IRELAND) i also was in WWE i bet the shit out of people such as randy orton john cena jeff hardy and rey mysterio but thats not all in recent years i was in TNA i bet the hell out of the MEM won the x-divison title 9 times and then left to come to XWA but every where i went i noticed that there is always stables that think they ar in charge well im here to show XWA how the IRISH fight and im here to kick the shit out of anyone who wants to stand in my way JIMMY walks up the ramp as his music plays (wild rover by the dubliners )
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