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Post subject: XWA Vendetta #16 Live @ Montreal Quebec, Canada
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:20 pm
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!XWA Vendetta #16, Live at The Bell Centre in Montreal Quebec, Canada!
Dark Match:
Spoiler:
Heather vs. Kandi vs. Monique vs. Brooke McMahon
WARNING: This live event contains stunts performed by professionals or under the supervision of professionals and maybe unsuitable for younger viewers. Accordingly XWA and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed in this live event. This programme also contains strobe lighting effects.
~A video package shows up on the screen highlighting all that went down last week on Vendetta #15 in the Tag Team Tables match between Alex Firecracker & Caleb against Starship Pain. Alex Spears Prototype through a Table to eliminate him from the match, JKX smashes a Steel Chair against Alex's foot against the steel pole and works on the injured foot until he Brainbusters Alex through the Table to eliminate him. It's down to Caleb & JKX, JKX misses the Enigmatic Plunge off the barricade, Caleb brings in a Glass Table to the ending where Caleb smashes JKX through the Glass Table with a Sunset Flip Powerbomb off the turnbuckle through the Table to win the match for him & Alex. It's a feel good moment as the crowd are on there feet and cheer for the dream team Alex & Caleb raising each other's arms up until..Prototype smashes a Steel Chair across Caleb's back knocking him dow, Alex gets trapped inbetween HHH619 & Prototype with nowhere to run and gets beat down with a Sledgehammer & Steel Chair shots from both men. JKX joins in and Starship Pain drags the bloody Alex up the ramp destroying him and chucking him into everything leading into the parking lot where Alex is lying on the floor and JKX smashes a car door against Alex's foot before Starship Pain flee the scene, Caleb tends to his partner, upset down on the cold concrete as EMT's attend to Alex, Alex is crying aswell as Taryn. Video package ends with a angry expression on Caleb's face waiting to exact revenge on JKX in there World Title match tonight.~
*The tons of screaming Canadian fans in the Rogers Centre are shouting and cheering at the top of their lungs as XWA continues it Canadian Vendetta Tour coming to the infamous Bell Centre where Bret Hart got screwed over, not much are booing some are forgiving, XWA has done nothing to them...yet as the camera passes by em, we see fans holding up such signs as "We Want Bret", "Xtreme Canada","Caleb inSpires Me", wearing there XWA & Mr Canada T-Shirts. The first Vendetta of the draft just passed, we're on the 2nd one tonight, a promotion has fallen but XWA has gained it's stars and newbies here tonight, the new era in XWA still continues before camera goes to the newest couple on the block, Ted Cedar & Eric "I screw wrestlers over" Bull*
"XWA, XWA, XWA, XWA, XWA, WE WANT BRET, WE WANT BRET, WE WANT BRET"
"Ladies and Gentleman welcome to XWA Vendetta #16 here in the Bell Centre, we are still in Canada, tonight in the infamous Montreal Quebec, Canada and what a card we have tonight. Hello everyone I'm Ted Cedar and this is my new broadcast partner Eric Bull and Eric since this in Montreal, you better not screw anyone over here or they'll go apeshit on your ass"
"Hey folks I'm Bull, I'm back and better than ever but Ted that was pretty harsh dude *snickers*"
"Yeah sure it was, king of the screwjobs"
"Nice nickname, I screwed your wife last night too, from one GM to another GM who screws his wrestlers over like Caleb, we gotta take it to Megaman back in his office where he will announce tonights matches"
"The hell, Bull? You touch my wife and I'll kick your ass and I always announce that Megaman will announce the matches"
"Not tonight, take it away boys"
*Camera fades backstage where a bunch of cameramen are running down the locker room pass staff getting closer as they get to GM Megaman's office.
Knock, Knock*
"Come in"
*Cameramen open the door as they walk into Megaman's office where we saw Megaman talking to Ashley Sky while the big man Rampage stands by the counce looking on in the cameras while Ashley & Megaman mumble and share giggles which is where Jeremy Borash enters the room*
Borash: Hello wrestling fans I'm JB, Jeremy Borash and I am here in the GM Megaman's office to get the Vendetta card.
Megaman: The hell Borash, I respect you but dont be like that pussy Mike Lamar barging in here and interrupting
Borash: So sorry boss but speaking of interrupting, what are you & Ash talking bout?
Ash: Listen here Borash, it's none of yo beezwacks what me and Megy was talking bout, OK?
Borash: Megy?!?!
Ash: Shut up Borash before I put your head through the wall
Borash: OK. I'm sorry but you having a New Breed reunion, some of the New Breed passion there between you & erm Megy, Ash?!?!
Ash: Borash listen up.........
???: WTF is going on here?
*JKX walks into the shot with his shiny International Title belt over his shoulder*
JKX: You know Ash I think Borash is right, what are you doing here? You his boyfriend again?
Mega: Ay JKX, lay off OK man, me and Ash were just talking as friends
JKX: Friends? You dont know I am bipolar, right?
Mega: Really I didnt know
JKX: Ha ha funny you got jokes but if you dont know I'm the 2 time International Champion, if you didnt watch last week, I took out Alex Firecracker and injured his little foot, Ash is with Starship Pain not New Breed anymore, so if anyone needs to lay off it's you
Mega: JKX, I could care less for your accomplishment and yeah I did see where you took out Alex and injured him and now he's off this week and I thought Starship Pain took him out not you alone. Anyway I'm the longest reigning GM here, so watch who your talking to, OK
*JKX steps up to Megaman as Ash tries to break it up but Rampage gets infront of Mega and JKX stares down the big man*
JKX: WTF? Who are you?
Rampage: I'm gonna be your personal nightmare if you dont step
JKX: Really?
Ash: Hey cmon guys, Mega tell your boy to bounce, JKX calm
JKX: OK I'll calm but your lucky here big man but Megaman this aint over
Mega: Yeah, yeah get out of here and get ready for your World Title match
*Ash & JKX are bout to leave*
Ash: See ya Megy
Mega: Bye Ash
Rampage: Dont let the door hit your sweet ass on the way out toots
JKX: What you say?!?!
*JKX lunges straight back in as Ash tries to drag JKX back, Proto, HHH619 & security run in trying to seperate Rampage & JKX from fighting Mega looks on. JKX is kicking at Rampage while Rampage is screaming on but security and Starship drag JKX out down the hall as he screams "FUCK U" and "LET ME GO" all throughout*
Mega: Dayyyummm Rampage but keep it shut in front of Ash, dawg
Rampage: Wont happen again boss
JB: OK GM, we need to get on with the rest of the show, if these fans have to stay here all day they'll riot like they almost did with Bret's screwjob
Mega: Good point JB. We all heard bout xwa going out of business, well no need to worry XWA has signed it's stars and we got 2 of em here tonight who will debut, it's gonna be fast paced, high flying action as our epic opener is gonna start off withKyle 'D25' Kross vs. Killer J!
JB: Um who?
Mega: You'll find out tonight JB. Next match features a former Adrenaline guy taking on a newcomer here, this would be on Adrenaline normally but as that shit is dead, we're gonna have the match in the 2nd opener of the night, it's gonna be sick action, sickmade as it will be "Sick"Jason Enigma vs. Joe Reather!
Mega: Just last week we had two guys who had a lot to prove to move up here in the ranks of XWA and they improved pretty good but they need more improving it will be a rematch of some sorts except there's one guy who will be added into this match.
JB: So a Triple Threat?
Mega: Yes JB. But there's another twist, you see there's another guy here backstage tonight but he's not part of the roster but he was here to sort some business out with me on money negotiations, his payroll from what I owed him in a bet but before he leaves Vendetta again, we came to a arrangement, well actually 2, the 1st one will be announced some other time, the other arrangement....that he could be a special referee for this next match, so the 3rd bout will beHitman Alex vs. Kofi Carribean vs. Travis Cavez in a No DQ Match with Tommy O' Leary as the Special Referee!!
JB: Tommy O' Leary?!?!
Mega: Yeah
JB: How did Travis become a part of this?
Mega: Travis wanted the match and the other 3 agreed, what happens now is up to them as long as they get booked, they just wanna wrestle and there's gonna be another hardcore match next and cutting to the chase, it's gonna beKang vs. Josh Diamondback in a Street Fight Match!After that will be a recent returnee taking on someone actually someTWO who returns tonight when it's the gonna beKijar Donelly vs. Deasart Eagle vs. TG Lethal!
JB: That's sticking it to all of em HA HA
Mega: Shut up JB. That's the first time I ever told you that. But this next contest your gonna love even more, it's gonna be extreme action where both men will break and take each other to the limit and destroy themselves, both of them are returnees to XWA tonight, in fact one of the returnees manager earlier came in my office screaming at me to give him this damn match, I woulda knocked his ass out but his idea sounded really good, so the next match will beKanimaniac vs. Kjki Mitchell in a Stretcher Match!The first person to put their opponent on a stretcher and wheel the stretcher with their opponent on it up the entrance ramp past the yellow line taped on the ramp is the winner. The winner will receive a future Hardcore Title shot at a date to be determined.Before you mention anything I know Gabriel Angel has the No 1 Contendership spot and he still does and with Hall recently resigning and vacating the title, the winner will face GBA for the vacant Hardcore Title again at a date to be determined.
JB: Your the boss, whatever you say goes and once again JB, shut up
Mega: For the next match we'll pit two divas just for the fun of it as it will beMickie James vs. Lady M with new Divas GM Greg Matthews as the Special Referee!
Mega: The next diva match is gonna be tough as hell though probably not as tough as your penis which seems to have hard on right bout now JB, cover that shit up
JB: Oh sorry guys
Mega: Man
Rampage: Damn
*JB covers his hard-on with one of the cameramans cowboy hat as Mega & Rampage look on disgusted*
JB: Could happen to anyone
Mega: As I was say Jeremy Bo "your dick is gonna get a" Rash, the next diva match is gonna be all out warfare when it's, oh no not a singles match, a tag match and it seems to have heated up into a rivalry after last weeks match between Ginger & Stephanie McMahon, the diva tag match will beGinger & Taryn vs. The Billion Dollar Bitches....ODB & Stephanie McMahon!
Mega: This next match aint a diva's match though but it will feature a diva and also a man and I use that word loosely. It's gonna be a good old fashion intergender match to see which is the dominant gender plus they've been having problems and what this diva was talking to me bout before you interruped JB, well that was a little bit of the conversation...but anyway next match is gonna beAshley Sky vs. Tyler Lawson in a Lumberjack Match!Since it's a intergender match, we'll have both divas and male wrestlers standing around the ring as the Lumberjacks waiting for either wrestler to get thrown out to either pounce on them or attack them before throwing em back in the ring. The divas will be the Lumberjacks supporting Ash, the male wrestlers will be the Lumberjacks supporting Tyler.
JB: Puppies!!!!
Mega: Fuck puppies, pussy but since your gay, you'll be looking for the dick, Tyler Lawson since he is a dick and with his sex change now has one.
???: Hey did I hear that name, "Tyler Lawson"? I never liked that guy but I took him under my wing
Mega: What the fuck are you doing here? Your not supposed to be here, this aint xwa bitch.
*David Michaels infamously of xwa steps into Megaman's lockerroom as Rampage gets set to throw him out, JB is shocked & Mega is pissed*
David: Listen, easy now, easy.....What the fuck you wearing that hat on your crotch JB?
JB: Oh it's nothing David
David: Well I'll show you what I can do with my crotch
*Before David sees Rampage left to his side*
David:.......Woah, what the fuck, hey Big Kev.
Rampage: Big Kev?!?! I may look like your Shawn's former bodyguard Diesel but I'm Mega's bodyguard Rampage and put your hand away I dont want to shake your hand
David: What's up with him Mega, seems grumpy. OK OK easy now big guy, I wont do nothing, just need to speak to Megaman
Mega: OK Rampage, just chill
David: Listen Megaman I know xwa is out of business and your the last person who wants me here but I just came from McDigg's office downtown and he signed me to a deal.
Mega: What?!?!
David: Yeah, look *as David passes him the contract in his hand*
Mega: This has got to be some bullshit
David: Yeah I'm on your brand bud, signed, sealed and delivered, so who do I face tonight? *David with a sarcastic grin on his face*
Mega: Dont smile at me and wipe that smirk off your face, your in Canada tonight, the country which hates your cousin, so wrong time to debut and you wanna match in front of this hostile crowd who will boo your ass and hand it to you along with the chants of "SHAWN SCREWED BRET", well here's a match for you. You can go up against the toughest rising son of a bitch here, the Cerebral Assassin, I was gonna give him the night off as his original opponent Alex Firecracker isnt able to compete tonight due to his leg injury but you are here, so it will be the RSD ChampionHHH619 vs. David Michaels!
How do you like that?
David: Nice match Mega, I'll go get ready, you want to keep the contract?
Mega: Um hell no
David: OK OK no need for that language, was playing I'll cya later....boss
*David leaves Mega's office*
Mega: Damn, I hate that prick
JB: Next match?
Mega: Next match will be for the Womens Title, Angel took a well needed vacation last week
JB: By vacation, you mean on your dick, right?
Mega: No, you sick freak. She was on vacation but tongiht she is back and will defend her title, jeez, her opponent is gonna be the gal who almost defeated her and almost won the title at Rev Wars. We already determined our voting options for the Womens Title match at Xtreme Champions, it's time to see who the champ will be come than as tonight it will beStacy Keibler vs. Angel Love for the XWA Womens Championship!
Spoiler:
ALEX FIRECRACKER PROMO
Mega: And before you open your piehole, JB, last week I planned to have a Best Of 3 Series Matches between Justin Whitmore & Randy Carna to determine the No 1 Contender to the International Champion but the match couldnt take place due to some issues, unfortunately Carna wont be able to make it tonight, Whitmore can but he'll be in a tougher challenge with more deserving Vendetta wrestlers as our co main event of the evening will defintely determine who is the new No 1 Contender to the International Title when it'sPrototype vs. Destruction God vs. Justin Whitmore vs. Max Taylor in a Ladder Match for the No 1 Contendership spot to the International Title!The contract for the International Title shot will be attached to a clipboard and the clipboard/contract will be on the hook above, the first man to pull the clipboard/contract down will receive that International Title shot against JKX at a date to also be determined
Mega: And now finally our main event of the evening. It was already announced last week and just last week as a preview we saw Starship Pain take on Caleb & Alex Firecracker but it's time now for the real classic, these two never met each before in the ring but they go toe to toe fot the first time tonight, the challenger deserves this shot but will he capitalize and finally win destiny well let's see when our main event of the evening will beJKX vs. Caleb Spires in a No DQ Submission Match for the XWA World Heavyweight Championship!Last week JKX with help from Starship Pain took out Alex Firecracker injuring his foot but will Caleb exact revenge and take out JKX's foot and injure him like he did Alex or will JKX break another leg?
Mega: Well anyway that's your card for tonigh....
JB: Boss, great card and damn awesome main event especially the stip, King Edge faced Caleb in a Submission match, we all know King Edge's & JKX's rivalry and now JKX vs. Caleb in a Submission match with No DQ rules? Frickin awesome, you outdone yourself man, pat on the back *as JB pats hismelf on the back* cmon Megaman
Mega: *sighs* Rampage
Rampage: SHUT THE FUCK UP JB
Mega: Yeah get the fuck out
*Rampage shoves and pushes all the cameras & JB's out the door*
JB: Hey come on Mega, I'm excited man
Rampage: Be excited for you collection of gay p*rn JB but not here
*As Rampage slams the door shut, JB notices something strange on Mega's door and knocks on the door banging on it heard*
JB: Megaman, you gotta look at this. Megaman open up
*Megaman opens up the door*
Mega: WHAT?!?!
JB: You gotta see what's on your door man, take a look
*As Mega opens up the door, sliding it back, he notices as large green symbol in green courtesy of some spray can sparyed on his door, it says....
Spoiler:
JB: It's cant be right?
Mega: WTF who do did this? What's this shit?
*Cameras fade back to the ring on the sold out 10,000000 live canadian fans who boo their asses off loudly for what happened and what's about to happen as the first match is ready to get underway*
~!Matches due 9/10/09! Put all Videos and Images in Spoilers! Goodluck to All!~
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Spoiler:
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You think you can take us? You need a fucking army if you gonna take us!
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In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
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Post subject: Stetcher Match: Kjki Mitchell vs Chris Kanimaniac
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:26 pm
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Joined: Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:59 pm Posts: 24793 Location: In a House somewhere in England
Stretcher Match: "The Flyer" Kjki Mitchell vs Kanimaniac
Camera goes backstage where it slowly moves into a lockeroom, then it spots James & Kjki sitting down smiling with josh matthews waiting to interview them, looking freaked out
Josh: Hello there! Im.. James: Yes.. Yes.. Yes... We've heard that a billion fucking time! WE KNOW! We know your called Josg Matthews, now shut the fuck up? Ok? And ask the shitty quiestions you wanted to ask me! Josh: Well I thought you'd know what to talk about now... James: WHat? Josh: I.... I.... I umm said tht ththt that.... you should know what to talk about! James: OH JIB JAV JOE FOR THE LOVE OF KJKI MITHCELLS WIFES COUSINS CATS BABY! While James says this James shakes freakingly while saying it and Josh freaks out Josh; Aaah! James: Sorry Josh; For what? James: Well actrually you should be sorry! For making me have this fucking spazm! Josh: ORgasm? James: Are you fucking deaf?!?!.... I SAID SPAZM!!!! AARGHH! Josh: Aouh! Stop doing that! It freaks me out and gives me heart attacks! James: Stop talling shit Josh, you arent having any heart attacks, if you want a heart attack though, I can give you one? Josh: Pleasse! James: OK! Josh: Dont! James: Ok now fuck of ok because I am getting sick and tired of this every week! You never have anything good to ask or say so just go away!.. God... Josh; God, Where?! James: FOR THE LAST TIME! Shut the fuck up! Do you want me to unleash my tarantula on you? Josh: You have a tarantula? James: You might find it funny, but you wont now!.. Kjki get the tarantula! Josh: Oh god I didnt even get to ask you what I wanted... James: Go away! Come back later when youve finally realized what a dick you are and finally have something good to ask!
Josh leaves the lockeroom paranoid
Ted Cedar: Wow! James had a massive spazm! Eric Bull: What? An Orgasm? Lol, that cranks me up! Ted Cedar: But nice to see Kjki & James back! Eric Bull: Mehh.. That Josh Matthews wasnt a interveiwer anyway.. Ted Cedar: Ive just been told threw my ear thing that Mike Lamar will go to interview them. Eric Bull: Well I hope they are actually back! Even though they are hated like hell!
Mike Lamar is seen walking to the lockeroom
Mike Lamar: Hello there James & Kjki! May I ask you 1 quiestion? James; Well, considering your not Josh Matthews, then go on.. Mike: You havent been here for about 5 weeks now, how does it feel being back? James: Back? Pffff... Just because we are in our lockeroom? The lockeroom is our home! Thats why it looks like a home, retard. But Kjki is recovered now so I guess he could make his return tonight, if he actually gets a decent match over, not one which dont mean shit, he lost his xwa Hardcore Championship on xwa because of my injury, and he cant win it again now, So now our quest here is to win the same, hardcore championship, just that, I couldnt give a shit about thw world title, because in our eyes, this is OUR world title, this is our top title, the title we wrestle, the reason we are in XWA, to prove, to everyone, who is the best at hardcore, and they will have hopefully realized by now, that that person, is, Kjki Mitchell, and there is nothing people can do about that. Injure him, yes. But thats one of the consequences of wrestling so dangerously, but if thats what is needed, to become champ, like I said, then thats what happened. Hes already been in Infernos and extremely hardcore matches, so there is nothing more dangerous you can put him threw, but if you want to make us return tonight, tell the gm, I know people say, hes got a name, but who gives a fuck about manners really, but hes got to book him in a good match, if he wants any chance of kjki returning wrestling tonight, thats all I got to say now. Mike: Wow! And now that you said all that, it saved me lots of quiestions!
Mike walks out the lockeroom
Bang vs Josh match ends and camera goes to megamans office
Megaman: Hmmmm..... The hardcore belt is vacated and Gabriel is n1 contender, just put the belt straight on him? Yeah? Well that would be kind of stupid... He should maybe then face someone else and then win it, if he wins the match,.... DING! Thats it! After Kijars match, there will be another hardcore championship qualifying martmatch! The winner of tat, gets to face Gabriel, and then a new hardcore champ! Lets let the qualifying match be a stretcher match, with..... Kjki & Kanimaniac!
Camera shot quickly shoots to Kjki & Mithcell who startd to rave.
Kjars match ends.
Mike: After the break! The returning Kjki will face of against Kanimaniac to win a chance at the hardcore championship, however in order to do that, one of them must win the match by succesfully putting their opponent on the stretcher! Bull: That plus more, after the break, dont move a muscle!
Back from Commercial Mike: Welcome back! Bull: Stretcher Match! Woo!
Lilian Garcia: The Following match is a Stretcher match for a spot at the XWA Hardcore Championship, in order to win, you must succesfully put your opponent on the stretcher and send them away. Introducing first to the ring, weighing in at 220lbs and standing at 5ft 11, he is „The Dragon Tamer“ ... Chrissss Kanimaniac!
Kanimaniac's Theme starts to play
Spoiler:
The light slowly fade to darkness as the mysterious bit of the theme starts to start, Chris then appears at the entrance ramp with an extra mask and coat, the fans cheer him, then changes his stance so he is bending down a little with his knees, then slowly walks towards the ring, walkig past the fans looking around mysteriously, while also tagging the hands of some of the fans, then steps onto the ring apron, turns around to the fans, then turns around again and steps into the ring and takes of his entrance attire and starts to wait for Kjki.
Lilian Garcia: Making his way to the ring, with his father, James Mitchell, from places unkown, weighing at 200lbs and standing at 5ft 7 tall, he is, the one and only, "The Flyer" Kjki Mitchell!
Kjki's theme starts to play as the crowd starts to boo
Spoiler:
The light turn out and starts to flash from black to red, the crowd starts to boo like hell, not welcoming him back eventhough he just returned, Kjki & James are in a levitator, about 2 meters in the ground, they have there heads held low and slowly get risen up to the entrance of the entrance ramp, once fully risen, they stay in the same position for 2 seconds, untill James then lifts his head up and takes a step forward, then stands on 1 leg and spins to Kjki direction and stands normally, then points at Kjki with his stick and starts to laugh evilly, Kjki then lifts his head of and fire bursts out the titanron with a loud explosion noise, shocking the crowd, then slowly moves his hands into his pockets and pulls out a bag of blood in each arm, then lifts them slowly into the air, then all of the sudden quickly smashes them together, making the blood splatter, he then sucks on the blood, and chucks the other bag into the crowd, then starts to walk towards the ring, once by the apron, he empties all the blood from the bag into his mouth and chucks it into the crowd, Kjki then takes of his jacket and gives it to james and steps into the ring.
Ding Ding Ding
Kjki & Kani slowly walk up to each other confidently and Kani is getting lots of support from the crowd, they then go head to head, so there noses are nearly touching.
Mike: OMG! Are you thinking what I am? Bull: Looks like a snog moment! Mike: Awww.... How sweet
Kjki then all of the sudden knees Kani in the stumach.
Bull: Not so sweet anymore!
Kjki then starts to walk around, looking at the crowd, then turns around about 2 and a half feet away from Kani, Kani then starts to run towards Kjki, put then Kjki clotheslines Kani hard, making Kani do a flip onto his back. Kjki then lifts up his hands to taunt and James stands outside the ring apron laughing at Kani, the crowd then starts to boo at Kjki and try to encourage Kani to get up, Kjki then sticks up his middle finger at a fan, making the fan furious, but security stop the fan from entering, Kani then is seen slowly getting up in a crouching position, just as the crowd gets extremely wild, Kjki ruins the atmosphere and makes the crowd angry again by doing a sparta-like kick straight in Kani’s fac,e making Kani fall backwards onto his back again.
Lamar: THIS...IS....SPARTA!!!!! Bull: Well if you call this sparta, whats wrestling then? Lamar: It was a joke.. pfffffff Bull: Dont get stressed! Lamar: AAAHHH! BRAKADABRADOO!
Kjki then goes to the turnbuckle and stands on there waiting for Kani, Kani then gets up and starts to storm towards Kjki, jumps up the turnbuckle and pushes Kjki of the turnbuckle to the outside, Kjki lands on James, making James KO, but Kjki landing safely, the crowd go wild and Kani starts to taunt and smile at the fans.
Lamar: Now that would have been a great sparta moment if he did a sparta kick! Bull: Shut up! Lamar: No you shut upa! Bull: Oh god, dont tell me you watch Big Brother... Lamar: This is a wrestling match, so dont start talking about big brother! Bull: Well neither is Sparta. Lamar: Well atleast it has a slight resembelence, now shut upa!
Kjki then starts to slowly run towards the stretcher, Kani then sees Kjki running, and goes into a diving position, he then dives of just as Kjki goes past him, however he just missed Kjki by a few centimeters and ends up landing on the floor.
Lamar: Kjki is powning Kani so far! Bull: Hes come back better then ever. Lamar; Hes only ever come back once so you dont know that yet....
Kjki then goes to the stretcher and goes behind it, ready to ram it into Kani, Kani then gets up near a turnbuckle slowly, not noticing Kjki storming the Stretcher, but just as it is about to reach Kani, Kjki accidently screws up by tripping over, making fans laugh and put up signs for botchamanias, the stretcher still ends up ramming into Kani, but with less force, meaning Kani felt less pain, Kani spends some seconds getting some air while Kjki gets up, Kjki then walks to Kanis direction slowly, and then all of the sudden, Kani Spinnning Wheel kicks Kjki onto the Stretcher, meanwhile James Mitchell just recovered.
Bull: Kjki is now on the stretcher.. Lamar: Now all Kani needs to do is push the Stretcher past the line! Bull: Damn you Lamar! I was about to say that! Lamar: Haha!
As Kani pushes the Stretcher, James starts to run towards Kani, then rams into Kani, making them fall down, James ontop of Kani.
Lamar: SICK!
However the stretchers continues to ride and the crowd get existed again that it will cross the line, but as it nearly crosses the line, it stops just a few centimeters before the line, making the crowd goo „DAMN“.
Bull: Lolz... Damn! Me to!
Kjki then slowly gets of the stretcher by rolling of the side of the strethcer and then dropping of, Kjki then slowly gets up and takes some breaths, Kjki then waits for Chris, who is slowly pulling himself up using the turnbuckle, Chris then takes a breath and slowly turns around, Kjki then starts to run towards Chris, but then Chris Kanimianiac takes a step forward and bends down and then flings Kjki over his shoulders agains the tunbuckle outsidee the ring, head first, cutting Kjki’s face open.
Lamar: Blood! Bull: He hasnt bled for ages now so bust him open like a swine!
Kjki slides down slowly from the turnbuckle like putting a dead alligator straight up to a turnbuckle, so he slides down and ends up on his belly on the surface and with his chin touching the bottom of the turnbuckle, Chris then goes down to Kjki’s level to get the top of Kjki head to pull it up, he pulls him up about 3/4th of Kjki’s height, then pulls Kjki’s head backwards and starts to point at the turnbuckle, making the crowd go wild for Chris as he is taunting that hes going to smash Kjki’s face into the turnbuckle, making the blood loss even more, Chris then slams Kjki’s head forward, straight into the turnbuckle, however it also hit his nose, giving Kjki a nose blood, Kjki’s face drops onto Chris’s chest, making blood come on Chris’s chest, Chris then pushes Kjkis’ head away like its a bunch of feathers, making Kjki fall onto James with his back, on concious, he then taunts to the crowd again and walks up to them by the safety barrols, he then climbs onto it and taunts again and gives some of his fans high fives, he then taunts again when he turns around to Kjki, then pushes his legs of the barrols, jumps into the sky, roatating a wackering 450 degrees, then landing onto Kjki and James with a frog slap, making Chris perform a 450 degrees splash, Chris then stays laying on them for a few seconds after the hard hit, then slowly gets up again and slowly walks to the turnbuckle and stands against it for a rest.
Lamar: Wow! That move was beautifully performed! Bull: I Agree! And Chris now has a chance to put him on the stretcher! But hes not taking it! C’mon man Chris!
Chris continues to rest, while Kjki is slowly rising into a seating position, and just as Kjki is about to go onto his knees, Chris storms towards Kjki and super fastly dropkicks onto Kjki’s chest, making Kjki fall backwards again, however, not strong enough to do so much effect to Kjki, Chris then picks Kjki up, who is pretending like he is on concious, Chris then rolls Kjki into the ring, then Chris rolls into the ring, but while Chris does that, Kjki quickly gets up and runs into the ropes and rebounds of it and baseball slides Chris to the outside of the ring again, Kjki then walks around the ring, taunting, making the fans taunt, Kjki keeps doing this untill Chris is in a good position in the outside of the ring to fling over the top rope and perform some extreme ariel move, after a few seconds of Kjki taunting and getting the crowd pissed, Kjki rebounds of the ropes and goes through the 2nd rope and crossbodies onto Chris, making them both get down, Kjki then gets up and helps James get back up and starts to come up with a plan, Kjki then gets a bag from James and goes back into the ring while James moves the stretcher behind Chris, Kjki then goes to the ring apron, Chris then gets up and Kjki dropkicks him, trying to get him onto the stretcher, but instead, Chris’s head hits it but then slips of it again, pushing the stretcher away.
Bull: Nice Idea! Lamar: Is Nice! Bull: Very Nice!
The current hardcore champion, Gabriel then runs into the arena and gets James and drags him away, so the match is fair.
Lamar: WTF was that?! Bull: I Dont Know.....
While Chris is down on the floor, Kjki searches and then grabs a fans sign and uses it to help his nose bleed, Kjki however, becomes to busy with that, so he doesnt notice Chris getting up, Chris then gets up and sneaks up behind him, then pokes him, making Kjki turn around, Chris then quickly jabs him, making Kjki drop the back he got, Chris then Spinning Wheel Kicks Kjki, and then Chris opens up the back, sees its thumbtacks and empties it down.
Bull: WoohooO! Lamar; This is gonna get XTREME! Guys like these put the X in XWA! Bull: Sure do, they sure do.
Chris then looks at the thumbtacks and starts to taunt, Kjki then moves in front of Chris, the crowd then think Kjki is dumb, Chris then laughs and kicks Kjki in the stumach, Chris then takes some steps away from Kjki, then runs towards him, but then ones he reaches Kjki, Kjki recovers and then Monkey Flips Chris, making Kjki land on his back on the thumbtacks and Chris onto the Stretcher, now its Kjki’s chance to win, but hes got thumbtacks and stays on the ground in pain, however, then, although the pain, he manages to get up and quickly push Chris on the Stretcher over the line, and then drops down on the floor again, making Kjki win.
Bull: Kjki wins! While Kjki is the one in the most pain! Lamar; Busted up head & Nose, re opened wounds and thumbtacks in his back!
Lilian Garcia: And the winner of the match is.... „The Flyer“ Kjki Mitchell!
Kjki's theme starts to play as the crowd starts to boo
Spoiler:
However, there was no time to celebrate as paramedics came straight away to carry the injured Kjki away.
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Post subject: Re: XWA Vendetta #16 Live @ Montreal Quebec, Canada
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:32 pm
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VS The Phenomenal Killer J VS The Incredible Kyle Kross
Mike Lamar is walking down the corridor backstage, microphone in hand. He is the only person there and his steps have a slight echo to them. Lamar reaches the end of the corridor and knocks on the wrestler’s communal locker room for those who aren’t champions or haven’t paid for their own.
Mike Lamar: It doesn’t sound like anybody’s in there...You sure that he’s here, Ted?
The cameraman nods.
Cameraman: Just open the door.
Lamar reaches forwards and grabs the door handle but before he can open it, he hears a quiet noise starting to play from inside the locker room. Mike looks puzzled and waits a moment before slowly opening the door and walking inside. There, sitting on one of the benches, is Kyle Kross, with a portable DVD player on his knee. The noise can now be very clearly identified as the beginning to a cartoon.
Mike Lamar: What the hell?
Kyle Kross jumps and pushes down the screen on his DVD player, scared. He clearly hadn’t seen Mike enter the room and looks relieved when he glances up at him.
Kyle Kross: Ever heard of knocking?
Mike Lamar: I did knock.
Kyle Kross: Oh, right. Well, nothing to see hear folks. I’m just, um, preparing for my match tonight. Big debut, you know.
Mike Lamar: Looks to me like you were watching a DVD...
Kyle Kross: Well, I don’t know WHERE you’re getting your information from. What would make you think that I’m watching a DVD?
Mike Lamar: That DVD player...it’s not p*rn, is it?
Kyle Kross: No! Fine, yes, I was watching a DVD, but it is at the same time helping me prepare for my match, you know? And it’s not p*rn.
Mike Lamar: Can I have a look?
Kyle Kross: Sure, yeah, come sit down and I’ll show you.
Lamar takes a seat on the bench next to Kyle and Kross opens the portable DVD player up.
Spoiler:
Mike Lamar: You’re watching the happy tree friends?
Kyle Kross: Yep. And it’s very useful. Look, this is my tactic for my match tonight. You see that little green guy by the tree? That’s me. I dunno who those other guys are. Now, watch as I change from being a friendly little chipmunk thing to a lean, mean, killing machine!
Mike Lamar: OK...oh my GOD look at that bird!
Kyle Kross: Yeah, I won’t have the knife though, and there probably won’t be any woodpeckers on the turnbuckles. But anyway, I’m gonna sneak up behind my opponent, all ninja like, and wring his neck!
Mike Lamar: Good god! Put that away!
Kross closes the portable DVD player and turns it off. Lamar gets up from the bench and walks away, a bit nervous.
Mike Lamar: You’re not actually gonna do that stuff, are you?
Kyle Kross: Nah. But it made for a great cartoon. Poor Flippy, too, people just don’t realise what that guy went through in the war.
Mike Lamar: He wasn’t really in the war, Kyle...
Kyle Kross: What!? Next you’re gonna tell me Bugs Bunny didn’t really save the Christmas of ‘96!
Mike Lamar: Whatever...I was here for a quick interview, but it seems that now’s probably not the best time. Maybe I can catch up with you post match?
Kyle Kross: Sorry Mike, I don’t bend that way.
Mike Lamar: No, no! I meant, maybe I could talk to you about your match...Man, I thought you were taking this XWA thing seriously Kyle?
Kyle Kross: I am! I just...got a little bit...sidetracked...with the Happy Tree Friends and all. Anyway, it’s all part of the master Kyle Kross Plan.
Before Lamar can respond in any way, Killer J bursts into the locker room holding a crumpled up piece of paper in his fist and looking angry. He storms right over to Kyle and Kross lets go of Mike Lamar. The two men have a tense stare down.
Killer J: Think you’re funny, do you, Kross?
Kyle Kross: Kinda. Why?
Killer J: I just found this—
--J raises up the crumpled piece of paper and starts smoothing it out for Kyle Kross to see—
Killer J:--Pinned to the message board down the hallway. What the hell man!? You drew me with stink lines, a gigantic nose and an arrow pointing to my crotch that says ‘Nothing to see here’! I’m all for a joke but this is the last thing I need right now!
Kyle Kross (holding back a laugh): Look man, I just thought it would be a good joke. C’mon, lighten up a bit J. Look; we’re both the new kids on the block here in the XWA. Nobody gives a hoot about us. We’re just the unimportant xwa folk to these hicks. We’ve got to prove ourselves. We’ve been granted a slot on the TV show and we cannot mess this up!
Killer J: I know that, Kyle. You heard what Borash said about us earlier, too – right here and right now, they think we’re nobodies. I’m fine going out there and putting them all to shame with an awesome match. But I still don’t see what it has to do with you drawing a picture of me that has a blatant, tasteless joke about my genitalia involved.
Kyle Kross: Well, no, neither do I. Anyway, best of luck.
Kross taps Killer J on the back before walking away and strolling out of the locker room, whistling ‘All The Pretty Ones’ by The Exies. J scratches his head and shrugs as Mike Lamar takes the piece of paper from him and has a look.
Mike Lamar: He drew you pretty well...
Killer J: Shut up.
J then storms off, leaving Mike Lamar alone in the locker room admiring Kyle Kross’ drawing.
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Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is your XWA Vendetta opening match and it is scheduled for one fall!
Eric Bull: Time to kick things off big time for all of these Canadian fans here in The Bell Centre!
Ted Cedar: This match offers some incredible lightweight action, perfect for getting the ball rolling. And here comes ‘The Phenomenal’ Killer J!
Killer J jogs out to the top of the entrance ramp with his arms out by his sides. J spins around once before striking a pose, lifting his arms high up into the air in a dramatic fashion, as a huge thunder pyro goes off all around him. J nods him head and starts running down to the ring, high fiving the front row fans on the way.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first, weighing in tonight at two hundred and five pounds, please welcome ‘The Phenomenal’ Killer J!
The fans seem to give J a decent reaction as he stops right in front of the ring and raises his arms up, forming a cross. Killer J then rolls into the ring and quickly gets up to his feet. He makes the big cross again and turns around slowly, facing the crowd at all sides of the ring before lowering his arms. J’s music stops playing and he waits in the centre of the ring for his opponent.
Eric Bull: And now we wait for ‘D25’. Both men make their XWA debut in this match – it’s time to impress.
Ted Cedar: Kyle Kross is also currently one-nil over Killer J in singles competition, so there’s a little competitive feud between the two men.
A Matrix-style video code appears on the titantron screen. It’s on the screen for about ten seconds until the song comes to a tiny pause. The codes on the screen freeze and Kyle Kross jumps out to the top of the stage. A large pyrotechnics display hits and Kyle starts walking down to the ring.
Lillian Garcia: Weighing in tonight at one hundred and ninety two pounds, from Wickford, England, The Incredible Kyle Kross!
Kross also high fives the fans on his way to the ring. He quickly jogs up the steps and pulls a microphone out of his pocket. ‘D25’ steps into the ring and walks over to the far corner where he climbs up the turnbuckle. Kross raises his microphone up into the air and there’s a cool shot of it from the camera where it just rotates around the mic.
Ted Cedar: It looks like Kyle Kross has something to say. Obviously that babble about Happy Tree Friends a few minutes ago wasn’t enough for this man.
Eric Bull: He must talk to his public!
Kyle’s entrance music fades out and he lowers the microphone back down to his mouth with a happy grin on his face.
Kyle Kross: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is an official Kyle Kross service announcement. Please, remain seated, keep quiet and refrain from eating snacks for the duration of this message. Sponsored by Killer J’s fan base...yep...it’ll exist in a couple of years, trust me...
Most fans laugh alongside Kyle Kross as he hops down from the turnbuckle and turns around, but Killer J snatches the microphone from him angrily.
Killer J: Now listen, Kyle. I don’t know what you hope to achieve with the I’m-a-funny-guy attitude you’ve got going, but this is dead serious competition. You have to stop drawing pictures of me and cracking jokes at my expense and remember this is professional wrestling. I’m all for a little joke out of the ring but when I’m at work, I don’t play any games.
J tosses the microphone out of the ring as Kyle Kross apologises. He reaches forwards to Killer J and offers a handshake. J accepts with a stern smile on his face and the two exchange brief words.
Ted Cedar: Well, the time for fun and games is well and truly over now.
Kross then gestures for J to wait a minute and reaches into his own pocket. Kyle pulls out a cheese sandwich inside a small, see-through plastic big. Killer J just stares at it. Kross throws it up into the air. J keeps looking at it as it flies into the air, allowing Kyle Kross to sneak forwards and superkick him. The bell rings.
Eric Bull: Sneaky distraction from ‘D25’ and he’s got the early advantage!
The kick sends Killer J into the corner and Kyle works away at him with a few right hand chops. Kross jumps up onto the middle rope and starts pounding Killer J with right hands to the head. J shoves Kyle away, knocking him off the middle rope and down to the mat. Kross manages to land on his feet and gets right back to work on J with more chops.
Ted Cedar: ‘D25’ has the early upper hand over The Killer, thanks to that distraction from the cheese sandwich...man that sounds dumb.
Kross then Irish Whips Killer J across the ring then starts to run after him. Before hitting the other corner, J puts his arms out in front of him and grabs the top rope. He uses it, along with his own momentum, to push himself up into the air and Kyle Kross runs underneath him and into the corner. J then drops back down to the mat and knees Kyle Kross hard in the mid section.
Eric Bull: Killer J’s retaliating and boy, he must be angry.
J starts really going on the offensive with repeated knees to the gut. Kyle kicks Killer J back though, sending him walking backwards across the ring. Kyle then runs at J and hits him with a bit crossbody, followed by the pin cover, but only gets two.
Kyle uses the ropes to get some momentum and runs at Killer J again but gets him by a big scoop slam. The Killer hooks Kyle’s leg and makes the pin cover.
Ted Cedar: Will this be it – no, kick out.
Killer J keeps on the offensive though, getting up but quickly jumping and hitting Kyle with a leg drop. J gets up again and jumps for another leg drop but Kyle rolls away and gets up. Killer J lands on his feet but is hit with an inverted DDT by Kross, followed by the cover that J quickly kicks out from.
Kyle waits for Killer J to get up again. Once he is, Kyle starts hitting him with right hands to the head and drags him nearer to the corner of the ring. Kyle takes a few steps backwards then runs forwards and jumps up into the air. J grabs him, spins him round and hits with a snake eyes in the corner.
J then starts hitting Kyle with chops and kicks to the body. Kross sinks in the corner and is eventually jump slumped with his head on the bottom turnbuckle pad. J walks back across the ring before sprinting forwards and launching a dropkick that beautifully connects.
Ted Cedar: That’s gonna leave a mark on his face!
Killer J drags Kyle into the middle of the ring by his leg and makes the pin cover but Kross manages to kick out right after two. J immediately starts dragging Kyle Kross up by his hair, yelling abuse at him. The Killer gets Kyle on his knees and starts hammering away with right hands.
Eric Bull: Killer J’s enjoying the advantage to get payback for Kyle Kross’ earlier antics and ridicule of him.
Killer J then pulls Kross up to his feet and pulls Kyle’s head in between his own legs. J raises his arms up into the air and makes his cross shape then grabs Kyle Kross around the waist and heaves him up into the air. Kross counters the powerbomb attempt, though, with a hurrincanrana that spins Killer J down to the mat and into a pin cover. J manages to kick out after two.
Ted Cedar: Another trick by Kross – he played possum for Killer J until the reversal was possible, and almost won the match.
Kross crawls forwards a little bit and picks up his cheese sandwich from the mat. He stands up and opens the plastic bag that it’s inside. Kyle takes out the sandwich and has a huge bite, relishing in the taste. He puts the rest of it back in the bag and throws the bag into the crowd. When Kyle turns around, Killer J catches him with a roundhouse kick to the head.
Eric Bull: Kross should’ve been watching his opponent instead of his diet.
Kyle stumbles around the ring, trying to get away from Killer J for a breather, but J grabs him from behind and hits him with a big German suplex. Kross yells in pain and rolls out of the ring clutching his back as Killer J gets up. The Killer grabs the top rope and as Kyle Kross turns around, launches himself to the outside, hitting him with a cross body block.
Ted Cedar: Beautiful timing from Killer J, and now the Canadian fans are on their feet!
J gets up quickly from the cross body and raises his arms up into the air, hitting his trademark pose again. Kyle Kross grabs the crowd barrier for support and hauls himself up to his feet. Killer J tries to grab him put Kyle pushes him away before jumping up into the air and executing a Pelé kick. He hits J dead on top of the head and both men fall to the floor.
Eric Bull: Killer J just got caught in the KrossHairs!
Kyle slowly gets up to his feet, holding his right knee and once again using the crowd barrier. He takes a few limp steps towards the ring before rolling inside. Kyle stays there for a moment grabbing his knee as Killer J gets up and rolls into the ring.
Ted Cedar: I think Killer J may actually have come out of that move better than Kyle Kross did.
J grabs Kross by the left leg and once again drags him into the ring. He picks up both of Kyle’s legs and steps forwards with one leg before turning around and sitting down, locking in the sharpshooter.
Eric Bull: The sharpshooter’s applied! With that bad left leg, is Kyle Kross gonna tap?
Kyle starts trying to claw his way forwards and manages to get near the corner. He leans forwards and tries to grab the bottom rope but is just a little bit short. J starts dragging Kyle back into the middle of the ring. Kross uses his momentum to slide backwards in between J’s legs and push him backwards, rolling out of the sharpshooter. Kyle instantly kips-up to his feet and jumps into the air. He grabs Killer J by the head and pulls him down into the mat, nailing him with the codebreaker. Kyle then quickly rolls out onto the ring apron. He scales the turnbuckle and gets up to the top rope.
Ted Cedar: Codebreaker! And it’s time to finish the sequence off.
Kross dives and tries to hit the swanton bomb but J manages to roll out of the way at the last second. Kyle hits the mat but quickly gets up and turns around. He runs at Killer J but gets nailed with a quick jumping DDT.
Eric Bull: Killer J barely just managed to keep this match going by dodging the swanton, and now he has Kross in the palm of his hand.
Kyle Kross quickly begins to move again and starts crawling across the mat. Killer J uses the ropes to pull himself up. Kross manages to get up to his feet but is immediately smashed with a Russian legsweep. Killer J then runs across the ring, jumps onto the middle rope and hits Kyle Kross with a lionsault. He makes the cover.
Ted Cedar: 1...2...Kick out by Kross, but Killer J came close.
Killer J gets right back up to his feet and grabs Kyle Kross by the hair. He manages to quickly pull Kyle up before spinning around and hitting him with a neckbreaker. A quick cover only gets a two count from the referee. J pulls Kross up again and hooks him for the suplex. He lifts Kyle and hits the move quickly, holding onto the leg to make the bridged cover. Kyle kicks out just before three.
Eric Bull: Killer J’s having real problems putting Kyle Kross away here.
Killer J starts getting up again. He waits a second for Kyle Kross to be up before running across the ring and spring boarding off the middle rope. J launches a dropkick at Kross but Kyle manages to clothesline him right out of the air. J hits the mat hard but quickly gets up, allowing Kyle to hit him with a bit European Uppercut.
Ted Cedar: Kyle’s getting pack in this thing!
Kross runs to the ropes and bounces off them to get some momentum. He charges into Killer J and smashes him with the IBS spear, driving him to the mat. Kyle makes the cover but only gets the two count.
Eric Bull: The IBS only scores Kyle a two count.
Kyle quickly gets up and waits for Killer J. He kicks The Killer in the gut before running, bouncing off the ropes and hitting him with a running neckbreaker. Kyle hooks J’s leg in a pin cover but The Killer kicks out before the three count. Kyle grabs J by the head and starts pulling him up. He pulls J’s head in between his own legs and then raises him up into the air for a big powerbomb.
Ted Cedar: This is gonna hurt!
Killer J counters into a head scissors onto the way down though but Kyle manages to reverse it back into a move of his own. He hooks Killer J’s arm in between his own legs and applies the KrossFacer.
Eric Bull: KrossFacer! It’s in!
J starts trying to reach forwards and grab the ropes but they’re a little bit too far out for him. He can’t claw forwards with only one arm, either, and is trapped for a few moments before rolling over, trapping Kyle in a roll up pin. Kyle has to break his submission to kick out.
Ted Cedar: Genius counter there from Killer J – forcing Kyle Kross to break his hold or lose the match.
Kross doesn’t waste any time getting back on the offensive though. He grabs Killer J by the arm and yanks him up to his feet. Kyle then runs and jumps up onto the top rope. He backflips and tries to his the KrossOver but J counters at the last second and smashes Kyle into the mat with a powerbomb, followed by a pin cover.
Eric Bull: 1...2...No, Kross gets the shoulder up, but that destroyed D25’s momentum.
Killer J rolls away from Kyle and takes a moment’s breather. The Canadian fans are hooked in the match and look on in anticipation as Killer J rolls out onto the ring apron. He stands up and grabs the top rope. When Kyle Kross finally gets up, J jumps onto the top rope and launches a big dropkick, hitting Kross dead and centre in the head. Kyle falls to the mat but starts getting up again just seconds later with one hand on his head. Killer J turns around and waits for him. As Kross turns to look at him, J reaches forwards and grabs him by the throat. The fans cheer loudly as J hoists Kross up into the air for the Chokeslam. He hits it, drilling ‘D25’ hard into the mat.
Ted Cedar: Did you hear that? What a Chokeslam!
Rather than letting go, though, The Killer holds on and pulls Kyle Kross back up again, slyly nodding his head, knowing that one Chokeslam probably won’t put Kyle away. Killer J lifts Kyle back up into the air and tries to hit another Chokeslam but it’s countered into a complete shot (paydirt).
Eric Bull: Kyle just countered the second Chokeslam!
Ted Cedar: These two men have literally absorbed almost everything in each others arsenal.
Both Killer J and Kyle Kross roll over start trying to pull themselves up, struggling due to fatigue. Kyle is up first, holding onto the top rope with both hands. He waits for Killer J to get up also before making his move. The Killer stays in the corner of the ring so Kyle Kross backs up opposite him before charging forwards and launching a flying calf kick, hitting him in the chest. Kyle lands on his feet and backs away before charging forwards again, but Killer J grabs him in midair and hits him with a side effect.
Eric Bull: Kross just got slammed right out of the air!
Killer J is quick to start getting up again in his corner. He sits on the top turnbuckle pad and uses it to pull the rest of him up. J then stands and steps up onto the top rope. He leaps forwards and hits Kyle Kross with a beautiful shooting star press.
Ted Cedar: 1, 2, No! Kyle got his foot on the rope!
Eric Bull: I can’t believe Kross keeps hanging on. Killer J must be going crazy.
Killer J looks devastated as he moves away from Kross holding his head in his hands. The fans cheer loudly, surprised by the kick out. The Killer stands across the ring and waits for Kyle Kross, gesturing for him to come over with both hands.
Eric Bull: Killer J’s gonna finish this one off the only way he knows how – RKO time, baby.
Kyle uses the ropes to drag himself up. He dramatically takes a few steps backwards before turning around. Killer J tries to hit him with an RKO, but Kyle pushes him off, then grabs J and pulls his head in between his own legs. Kyle grabs J by the waist before jumping high up in the air, flipping over and smashing J with the Canadian Destroyer.
Ted Cedar: DE-CHUMPINATION!
Rather than just making the pin cover though, Kyle Kross feeds off the electric crowd and rolls out of the ring. He slowly grabs the turnbuckle post and starts climbing up. Once on the top rope, Kyle raises both arms into the air and makes his cross shape, then jumps and hits the swanton bomb.
Eric Bull: Let It Rock! And he’s on for the cover – 1, 2, and 3!
Ted Cedar: Kyle Kross wins it!
The bell rings and the fans in attendance erupt. ‘Let It Rock’ hits once again and Kyle Kross sits up and raises both arms up into the air.
Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner, The Incredible Kyle Kross!
Kyle gets up onto his knees and holds both arms into the air as replays of the finish of the match show on the big screens, including the shooting star press, the RKO countered into the De-Chumpination and the swanton bomb at the end.
Eric Bull: A great back and forth match up from Kyle Kross and Killer J right there. Way to get things started for this incredible show.
Kyle Kross gets up to his feet and walks out of the ring. He hops down off the apron and starts walking backwards up the entrance ramp, nodding and smiling on the way. Kyle high fives a few of his fans before getting to the top of the ramp and going backstage, leaving Killer J lying in the ring by himself, holding his head.
Ted Cedar: Well stay tuned people. We have a commercial break coming up but later tonight, David Michaels does battle with HHH619 and JKX vs Caleb Spires for the world heavyweight championship!
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Backstage, after the second match of the evening, Mike Lamar is standing in front of a wall with the XWA logo on it, holding a microphone like he’s ready to do an interview.
Mike Lamar: Ladies and gentlemen, please give a--
Killer J storms up to Lamar and rudely snatches his microphone. J stares right into the camera.
Killer J: Mike Lamar, I don’t care who you were gonna interview, just listen up. Nobody, and I mean nobody, humiliates The Phenomenal Killer J. Nobody makes a fool of me. Kyle Kross, I don’t know how you have the nerve to take try to trick me, to try to make me look like an idiot, but if you know what’s good for you, you won’t try it again because god help me I’ll--
Kyle Kross walks over, no longer dressed in his ring attire but instead wearing one of his own ‘Kross The Line’ T-shirts and blue jeans. The fans cheer loudly, anticipating another heated confrontation, but Kyle doesn’t look like he wants to argue.
Kyle Kross: Killer J, a moment, please?
The Killer looks a little bit confused as Kyle leads him away from Mike Lamar and towards the arena exit. Both men leave the arena and Kyle starts talking to Killer J about some sort of proposal. Mike Lamar just stares after them for a few moments, confused.
Mike Lamar: I don’t know what’s going on with those two.
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Later that evening, before the David Michaels vs HHH619 match begins, we are taken backstage again where Kyle Kross and Killer J re-enter The Bell Centre from a smallish side door, both men holding a Dominos pizza box under their arm each and talking to each other casually.
Kyle Kross: Seriously man, when I saw that woman behind the counter I was just like – whoa.
Killer J: Yeah, whatever, you can stop gloating about getting her number now.
Kyle Kross: Seriously, those things had to be like 30GG or more. They were footballs on steroids.
Killer J: Whatever. Anyway, it’s thanks to me that you got her number since – oh yeah man, pay up that thirty quid for the bucket thing.
Kyle Kross: I was hoping you’d forget about that.
The two men stop walking and Kyle reaches into his pocket with his spare hand and pulls out a tatty looking wallet. He opens it up and pulls out a twenty pound note and a few pound and silver coins. Killer J takes the money and starts counting it up.
Kyle Kross: I’m short.
Killer J: Fine. It’s going on your tab. You still owe me £5.45.
Kyle and J are then met by Jeremy Borash, who runs over to them both holding a microphone.
Jeremy Borash: Kyle Kross, Killer J, earlier this evening you two were at each other’s throats! What’s going on, where did you go, are you enemies or allies?
Killer J: First of all, consider yourself a dickhead after that earlier remark about not knowing who we were. You’re marking all over us now, aren’t you?
Jeremy Borash: Sorry, I, um...
Kyle Kross: Second of all, I don’t see how where we went is actually any of your business. To cut it short, I pitched an idea to Killer J, we talked it over, he accepted, we went to Dominos pizza, met a fit waitress with huge...what fruit did we say they were, J?
Killer J: Melons at least.
Kyle Kross: That’s it, um...oh right, then I dared Killer J to piss in a bucket, we ordered pizza, started flirting with that women, got kicked out for – now this is the bit i don’t understand, apparently it was gross misconduct on my behalf, but she was clearly the on giving me the hand job – oh yeah, we had to take our pizzas out, then we teased a hobo.
Killer J: Should we tell them about the proposal?
Jeremy Borash: You’re getting married?
Kyle Kross and Killer J completely no-sell the joke, even though it’s one of the things that one of them would usually say.
Kyle Kross: I wish we had Mike Lamar again, this guys a fag...
Killer J: JB, the thing Kyle Kross talked to me about was way better than some shabby homosexual marriage. Actually, come to think of it, that’s probably why you brought marriage up – you’re quite shabby and homosexual yourself, aren’t you, Jeremy?
Kyle Kross: To cut a long story short, next week, it’s ALL gonna happen, Jeremy. Mark my words – this is gonna be historic. Sexy robots, cool new music, sexy robots, awesome pun, sexy robots, sexy robots, sexy robots...It's going to be the official beginning of the Kross Killer Konnection...that is all...
Killer and Kyle then both walk away, continuing to talk like they were earlier about how their pizza was probably getting cold, the size of the melons and whether or not the hobo they met was Hagrid.
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Post subject: Re: XWA Vendetta #16 Live @ Montreal Quebec, Canada
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:15 pm
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Lady M Vs Mickey James (Authors note: I like this one way better then my 1st match) Again as the wind blows Lady M follow and today it blows at The bell centre. Tonight her oppoinet is Mickey James. Lady M parks he motorcycle and, walks silently into the arena and gets stop right away by: Mike Lamar. Mike Lamar: Lady M a quick interview please? Lady M: Sure. *Camera turns on* Mike Lamar: Hello XAW, I have with me my guest at this time, Lady M. Lady M: Hello everyone, thanks for having me. Mike Lamar: You're welcome. Well last time you took on Madison Love can we expect another win tonight? Lady M: Hopefully, but Mickey is one tough diva in the ring, from what I seen last week watching her match. Mike Lamar: XAW also knows that you'll be one of the 4 to be pick to go against the diva's champ. Lady M: I know but I doubt I'll get pick. I've gotta pay my dues 1st before going to the top. Mike Lamar: Wise words, good luck tonight. Lady M: Thank you. *Camera turns off*
~The womens locker room~ Lady M sits on the bench and watches the 1st match. Taryn:What's up M? Lady M: Nothing really Taryn. Taryn: You sound sad. Lady M: It's nothing really. Taryn: Spill it. Lady M: We'll... It was 2 years ago in this very arena that... I last seen my trainer. *tearing* Next thing I knew was that I got a text saying that he died in a car wreak. Taryn: I'm sorry to here that M. Lady M: It's ok Taryn, thank you... Taryn: Anytime M. *smiles* Mickey: Hey M. Lady M: Oh hey Mickey. Mickey: The GM wants to see us. Lady M: *nods*
~The (Diva) GM's office~ Lady M knocks on the door with Mickey behind here. ???: Come in! Lady M and Mickey walks into the office and Mickey shuts the door. Greg Matthews: Hello ladies! Lady M and Mickey: O_O Greg Matthews: I'm Greg Matthews, the new GM of the Divas. I just wanted to say I'll be refing your match tonight. Lady M and Mickey: *Nods* Greg Matthews: You may leave. Lady M and Mickey: *exits*
~The womens locker room~ ODB: Hey Ladies their back. Lady M & Mickey: *walks in looking, vampire white* Stacey: What the hell did he do to you two? Lady M: I swear to the lord... Mickey: He acts and looks like the Miz. Whole locker room: EW THE MIZ!!! (no offence to Miz fans) Lady M & Mickey: *laughing* Lady M: Good luck in the match. Mickey: Thank you, same to you M. Lady M: Thanks.
~The (pre) match~ Lilian: This match is scheduel for one fall. Then Obsession fills the arena. Lilian: Intrudicing 1st Mickey James! The crowd cheers loudly for Mickey as she skips into the ring. She goes to the top rope and does the hand thing (forgot what it's called) Mickey gets down and jumps and gets ready in the middle of the ring. Then One-Girl revoultion plays. Lilian: And the Opponet Lady M!!! The crowd roars and M walks down the ramp. The paperzie takes pictures of her. Finally what seemed like years Lady M gets into the ring. She takes a powerful stants. Lilian: And the speical guest ref. Greg Matthews. Greg Matthews walks down the ramp wearing a ref shirt and blue jeans. Mickey: M! Lady M: What Micks? Mickey: I'm getting the feeling this guy's like a pervey sage (no offence to The Goodman) Lady M: Yeah me too. Greg gets into the ring and calls for the bell.
~The match~ Ceder: And welcome to Vendetta # 16, This is Ted Ceder and my partner Eric Bull. Bull: What do you mean by "Partner" Ceder: ARG!!! Call the damn match man! Bull: Ceder what did I say about being a spazz. Ceder: Anyways it's Mickey James vs. Lady M. Bull: Hey spazz ass forget to mention, that Lady M won her match last week with Madison love. Ceder: Yes she did! Nice lock up in the middle of the ring! Mickey over powers Lady M and does a sisers kick. Lady M conters quickly by cartwheeling to the otherside of the ring, almost falling out. Ceder: HOLY SHIT PICKLE!!!! DID YOU SEE THAT??!?! Bull: Yeah I did, look at Lady M's balance. Shit pickle,are you kidding me? Ceder: *sarcasticly* You are so funny. Bull: I know I am! Ceder: *rolls eyes* Lady M jumps in the air and does a round house kick, Mickey flys into the ropes bounce back to where M is. M quickly irish whips Mickey. She over does it and Mickey fly out onto the floor. Lady M's eyes go big. Lady M: C'mon Mickey please don't be hurt! Matthews: 1!...2!....3! Lady M get's out of the ring and helps Mickey back in. Mickey: *lips: Why did you help me?* Lady M: *1- I want this to be one hell of a match and 2- I think the pervy sage was looking at you* Mickey and M locks up in the middle of the ring, but this time they were at equal strength. Lady M quickly did an arm bar take down. Matthews: You give up? Mickey: NO!!! Lady M: *sees the ref staring at her* Mickey elbow Lady M and she breaks the arm bar. Mickey then does a hurricanrada on Lady M but she quickly conters into a DDT. Mickey drops to the mat with a oomp. Lady M goes for the cover. 1-2 *kick out* Lady M: *thought: Nuts!* Lady M and Mickey exachange blows in the middle of the ring, when Lady M got an oppernunity to strike. She superkicks her. Lady M get her up and does an Irish whip. Mickey goes flying back and Lady M does a lion-sault. It hits!! The crowd cheers harder. Crowd: This is awesome! *clap, clap, clap* This is awesome. (and repeat!) Ceder: Damn the crowd's really into this match. Bull: No shit sherlock! Ceder: *mocks him* Mickey recovers and they both go for drop kicks, they both as fast as they dropped got up and punched each other. Matthews: Ladies you ok? M and Mickey: *Nods* Mickey goes for the pin. 1-2 *kick out* Lady M jumps back up into a tight stants. Mickey: O_O Mickey tries to go for some punches and kicks, but Lady M swiftly dodges them. Ceder: Holy Cow, look at the fast movements of Lady M. Bull: Dude she has MMA training under her belt. Ceder: I know that. Bull: Call the match spazzy. Ceder: *ignores him* Lady M grabs Mickey and puts her in another armbar. But Mickey grabs the rope. Matthews: Rope break! Lady M lets go of her and does a baseball slide on Mickey. Mickey didn't move and M decised to go top rope. She does Starry-night (Shooting star press) and pins her. 1-2-3 *ding-ding* Then One-girl revoultion plays and Lady M stands tall. She helps Mickey up. Lady M: You ok? Mickey: Yeah, good match. *puts hand out* Lady M: *shakes it* F' that, that was an awesome match! Mickey: *laughs*
~After the show/ at a cemertary~ Lady M is shown at in frount of a grave holding a candle. Lady M: Hey Max, I won my match today. It was a blast, we got the crowd into it... I wish you were here to see it, you would of been proud of me. I know that I won't see you again, but I know you'll be watching me. *It starts raining* Lady M: *sighs* I know, that's how I still feel. ???: Girl what are you doing out in the rain! You'll get a cold. Lady M turns to see the rest of the divas. Lady M: Oh hey. Mickey: M is this the guy you told Taryn about? Lady M: *nods* This is him, I come to see him when I come out here. Taryn: It's ok M, he's in your heart. Lady M: *smiles* Let's go party! Divas: HELL YA!! *runs off* Lady M: See you later Max. Hey wait up damn it! *runs off laughing* The end
Post subject: Re: XWA Vendetta #16 Live @ Montreal Quebec, Canada
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:44 pm
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Joined: Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:10 pm Posts: 1968
Fire Crackers Emotional Interview
The 10th match of the night wraps up as Cameras zoom in to Mike Lamars........well not so good looking face
Mike Lamar: Ok XWA I am mike lamar..........Im sure all of you know what happened last week to Alex Fire Cracker but just in case let us show footage
*Footage shows Alex getting the living fuck beat out of him by Starship pain and Caleb and taryn by his side*
Mike Lamar: Well as you all know Fire Cracker has agreed to do a interview from his home in Lynn Massachusetts on the status of his injured foot and he has an important announcment he'd like to tell everyone.
The Fans dont know what reaction to speak in as they are anticipating the big news of The Warrior
Mike Lamar: And now without further addue....................Alex Fire Cracker
A camera is showing him in his Kitchen with a small cast around his right foot and a crutch in his right hand.
Alex: Hello...............welcome to my home..............Im sure your all probably wondering and..............well have a good feeling why i am making this announcment. But as time passes...................change is needed. For starters. I want to let you know about my injury
Fans and Children of all Ages all watch the warriors noble speech
Alex: For years I have competed in Wrestling all around the world whether it was TCW xwa or XWA I always put on one hell of a show and gave it 100% every night. There were times where i was one of the most loved wrestlers in the buisness and others when i was hated by many even my closest friends. Ive done pretty much all a wrestler can do in this buisness from winning the world championship to making awesome friends and beating almost every wrestler i have ever faced. Its been one hell of an honor. But anyway to begin with my injury...........I have talked to Doctors and there is a small fracture in my right foot..........A normal fracture doctors say would take 3-6 weeks to fully heal.........but thats not it. Not this time. My choice is going to change all that.
In the Mayhem bus Gabriel is watching the XWA Episode on his Iphone and not liking where this is going.
Gabriel: No please..........dont leave. Man you are my best friend dont leave us now!
Alex: Its been a long road..........things change. A change is about to be heard hear in the Vendetta and Mayhem lockerroom. Because I.............Alex..............Fire Cracker............am hearby announcing.............................the retirment...........
Fans: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex: Of Jason Sparks.
Suddenly the fans all around the arena have confused looks on there faces not knowing what to say.
Alex: I have talked to Jason on the phone and he would like to inform everyone in XWA that he is going to retire.
Cedar: What the!?!?! I was almost positive Alex Fire Cracker was going to call it quits!
Bull: That punk still will watch hes going to announce his next.
Alex: Oh come on guys............did you honestly think I was going to retire!?!?! Think again!!!
Fans: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex: Infact!!!..............A normal injury will take 3-6 weeks Im going to be back...........NEXT WEEK!
Fans: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex: You see Megaman and I have talked I actually did have thoughts about retirement but then............he gave me an offer i just couldnt refuse. But I'll talk about that next week. For now your all probably thinking.........that was a pretty gay announcement that i made. Well guess what guys.............it wasnt the real one!
Fans: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex: Infact! I have an announcment that will shock ALL of XWA! So as you know since Sparks is gone we only have 3 members of NAI Myself Gabriel and Taryn. So let me tell you my real annoucement the REAL reason why I called everyon here. You see just 2 days ago i got a call from an old friend.........some I knew very well back in TCW.
Fans: DUSTER! *Clap Clap* DUSTER! *Clap Clap*
Cedar: Wait could we possibly be seeing Duster here in XWA!?!?!?!
Bull: Oh god if Dusters here I'll have even less Respect for NAI those wannabe wrestlers of the past keep getting old farts to wrestle for them.
Cedar: Oh shut it lets hear what hes gotta say.
Alex: You see I got a call................he knew about the situation of NAI and he recently told me he got a contract into XWA. I couldnt believe it..............Infact he told me hes here..............TONIGHT!
Fans: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex: You see this person said he would love to join or should i say Re-join NAI so with that being said..........I'd like to introduce an old friend of mine and the Newest member of NAI..............
BIG DADDY BULL!!!!!!!!!!!
Eric Bull: WHAT THE F**K!?!?!
The fans go absolutley balistic as Big Daddy Bull new theme hits and makes his way down the Isle
Cedar: THIS IS AMAZING!!! BIG DADDY BULL!?!?! IN XWA!?!?! OH MAN THE OLD NAI MAY BE FORMING BEFORE OUR VERY OWN EYES!!!
Eric Bull: You got to be kidding me my Nephew would be as low as to Re-join NAI!?!?! What the hells wrong with him!?!?
The fans give bull a standing ovation as Big Daddy bull gives fans high fives and slides under the ropes and grabs a mic listening to the fans uproar.
BDB: Its so great...
Fans: BIG DADDY BULL! BIG DADDY BULL! BIG DADDY BULL!
BDB: *Heh heh* Its so great! TO BE BACK IN WRESTLING BABY!
Eric suddenly whips his headset off and grabs a mic from lillian and slides under the ropes and gets up in his nephews face.
Eric: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!!! HOW COULD YOU DISCRASE ME AND OUR FAMILY BY JOINING NAI!?!?! YOU SELFISH PUNK HOW COULD YOU!!!
Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BDB: Discrase our family??? Well Uncle that comes strong form a former Druggie! Your lucky you cleaned your act up or else you wouldnt have been accepted here either.
Eric: AGAIN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!
BDB: Simple........reprusing my wrestling dream. And you or anyone else is going to stop me! You see.............its time I revive my old dreams and help make NAI an unstoppable force here in XWA! BECAUSE BIG.......DADDY......BULL........IS.........BACK!!!!
Fans: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BDB: And Uncle..............I dont care what you think of me because as long as I got my friends and the rest of my family...........thats all that counts.
Eric Clenches his fists and shockingly tries to strike his own nephew but Bull is quick and quickly reacts and catches his punch and pushes him back against the ropes and clotheslines him over the tope rope. The fans go wild as Big Daddy Bull is back and everything seems great!
Until the showing ends because deep down inside.....the warrior still has a terrible depression looming within himself. He may still be in XWA but hes far from normal.
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Post subject: Re: XWA Vendetta #16 Live @ Montreal Quebec, Canada
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:53 pm
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Joined: Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:34 pm Posts: 22645 Location: United Kingdom
*Note; Just to remind you Mega, David Michaels plays up to the crowd a hell of a lot because of being in Canada. Michael sis still face, but not while in Canada. Also, I used HHH619 as a heel as when I read the Starship Pain profile, it said they were heel. Then I looked in HHH619's profile and it says he is face. That didn't make sense, but he doesn't do anything over heelish if he isn't a heel. I am not going to edit my whole match for that, as I only noticed that today. Just thought you should know.
After the Opening Segment, where GM Megaman looks a tad annoyed at the spray paint on his office door. The show comes back from a commercial break and we return to Megaman and the moron Borash looking at the "DX" logo spray painted on the door....
JB; You don't think that it was...."him" and...."they" are coming...."here" do you?
Megaman; "Him"? "They"? "Here"? Da hell you talking about? Speak English you fool!
JB; OK, what I am saying is...
Megaman; Shut up! I know "who" you are talking about. I don't like this....I don't like this one damn bit....
JB; What are we going to do about it?
Megaman; "We"? Who said anything about "we", you jackass?
JB; I just presumed....
Megaman; Well presume this...you can go find out who did this and you can start with out latest acquisition on Vendetta...
JB; Who is that?
Megaman turns his head and looks at Borash. He slaps him round the back of the head and looks at him angrily...
Megaman; Use your damn brain, idiot! No go, before I replace you with someone a lot more talented and a hell of a lot sexier....
Borash then walks out of shot, as we see Megaman continue to look at the door with a puzzled look on his face. Megaman puts him right hand on the logo and then pucnches the door so hard, he nearly puts his fist through it! He walks back in his office and slams the door hard shut! The camera shot then goes back to Borash, who, as always, is carrying around a stupid microphone waiting to annoy the first wrestler he sees. He is walking down one of the hallways and knocks on several doors, with each one he opens greeting him with a scream of "GET OUT YOU TARD!"....however, Borash knows they all love him and they are only joking....right? Anyways, walks into one locker room and it happens to belong to the group known as Starship Pain! HHH19 is sat on chair, pulling up his knee pads, Ashley is in the corner talking to Protoype and the International Champ, JKX, is beside HHH619 doing some skipping, preparing for the match of his life tonight! As Borash walks in, everyone stops what they are doing. Ashley give Borash the evils like there is no tomorrow, Protoype is about to throw his bottle of water at the moron, HHH619 appears to be actually just ignoring Borash and JKX stops working out, throws his skipping rope down and then walks over to Borash...
JKX; Ever heard of knocking before you enter a room? Or were you born in a barn?
JB; I was born in a ba...nevermind...sorry.
JKX; So....what do you want?
JB; I was actually looking for Michaels...
JKX; Michaels? Who the hell is Michaels? You don't mean Shawn Michaels, do you?
JB; No. I mean David Michaels. He is Shawn's younger brother. He was in xwa, before it closed...
JKX; David Michaels? xwa? OHHHHH......I remember David AND xwa....I was fired on the night he debuted. Yeah, I hated that place and I hated him, so why the hell are you coming in here asking for him?
JB; Well, I...eerrrr.....well, he is facing one of you guys here tonight!
JKX; WHAT?!?! One of us? Which one?
JB; HHH619!!
HHH619 then suddenly pays attention to the whole situation, as he stops fiddling with his knee pads and looks up at Borash...
HHH619; Me? The Rising Star Division Champion, HHH619?
JB; Yes...you! You were going to face Alex Firecracker I believe, but he got injured, then Michaels came into Megaman's office and said that McDigg signed him to a contract. Megaman then said he would be the replacement in your match. Then someone spray painted the letters "DX" on his office door and now I have to find Michaels.
JKX; Did we ask for your life story?
HHH619; JKX, wait. OK JB. You can go run along and tell Megaman that I will do the match, but you can also tell him that I am not happy about it. I am the RSD Champ for crying out loud, so he better know this is a none title match?
JB; Don't worry, it is none title...
HHH619; Did I say I was worried? It doesn't matter if it was a title match, the outcome would be the same; Me...winning...as always! Now, why don't you run along and go continue to lick the management's rear ends here, as per usual and get the hell out of my face! Go on! BEAT IT!!!
HHH619 then pushes Borash out of the locker room. As Borash is being pushed out of the room, he receives a huge thud to the back of the head....Prototype decided to throw the water bottle after all! Borash nearly falls over, being the damn whimp he is and falls into the hall way again. HHH619 is about the slam the door shut, when he looks at the outside of the door and spots the same "DX" letters that were spray painted on the GM's door. HHH619 looks at it in an annoyed fashion and looks back at Borash. He then slams the door nearly off his hinges. So far, the search for Michaels is not going well....
~Later on in the Show~
Once again, the camera shot cuts backstage where we see Borash still running around with a microphone like a headless Chicken...he continues to get "warm welcomes", as he enters random locker rooms. He then looks down the hallway and sees a, muscly built, female figure and a male figure trying to get into a locker room! The pair of them and hammering on the door, trying there hardest to get in. They are shouting David Michaels' name. Borash seems his opportunity and runs towards the commotion. As he gets closer, he sees the female figure looks suspiciously like Chyna, but can see it isn't. He then looks further to his right and sees that the man trying to get into the room is none other than the World Heavyweight Champion, Caleb Spires! Borash's jaw drops and look a little stunned! Why would Caleb be wanting to get into, which is clearly, Michaels' locker room? Borash, like the total tool he is, doesn't ask if there is anything wrong with David, but merely sticks his microphone into the face of Caleb and begins to talk to him...
JB; Champ! Champ! CHAMP?!?!
Caleb; Dammit, what JB?!? Can't you see we are in the middle of a crisis here!?!?
JB; I heard you say David Michaels' name a few moments ago. Why are you trying so hard to get in his locker room? Are you two joining forces?!?!
Caleb; What? David was a friend of mine back in xwa. I was the Commissioner there, so naturally I got to know a few people from there, idiot.
JB; So are you guys together or what?!?
Caleb; In case your idiotic eyes have failed you, I am in the middle of a situation here. Now, if you don't mind, I would appreciate it if you buggered off JB!!!!
Caleb then pushes JB out of the way. Again, JB, like the whimp he is, nearly falls flat on his ass. This isn't a good night for the moron....both Caleb and the muscly-built female next to him continue to bash on the door and shout David's name. Caleb then starts to kick the door down, but it doesn't budge. Caleb then runs off to find something heavy. The camera then looks at the Chyna look a like. She takes on step back and looks at the lock on the door. She then punches the door, right next to the lock, and puts her fist right through the damn thing! Borash's expression looks like he just had a rather horrid orgasm, as he just saw this woman put her fist through a damn door. Caleb comes running back into shot with a huge axe. He looks at the door, which has the famales fist still through it, with a shocking expression on his face....
Caleb; DAMN! You are strong.....
Caleb then tosses the axe away beside him, which actually nearly wipes out Borash's head! Borash ducks the flying axe and then gets back up to his feet. Needless to say, Borash nearly shit himself....the built female then opens up the door's lock from the inside and then opens up the door. Both her and Caleb run in and see a long haired man lying face first, flat out on the floor! He also has a steel chair lying on top of his head and there appears to be blood on the floor also. The camera shot gets a closer look, as it appears to be David Michaels, as he has the HBK tights on....we suddenly hear a huge ass roar from inside the arena! The idiot Canadian fans are on their feet, as they appear to hate anyone who evern utters the word "Michaels" let alone someone who is his younger brother! They actually start to give off a "THAT'S FOR BRET!" chant, while others chant the usual "YOU SCREWED BRET!" chant. Obvsiously, Canadians are not very bright as David Michaels was roughly about 8 when the actually "Screwjob" happened in this very arena.....they make Borash seem cool!
Caleb; Oh gawd....Nova, go get help. QUICK! This is bad....this is REAL bad!
The female, who is apparently called Nova, shoves Borash out of the door way and runs out of the room looking for some medical staff. Caleb starts to panic and doesn't really know what the hell to do. He pulls the steel chair off the head of Michaels and then tosses it across the room. Caleb then jumps to his feet and heads out of the room. He sees Starship Pain members JKX and HHH619 stood outside looking on at all the commotion. Caleb stops in his tracks when he sees them both. Caleb's expression turns to one of anger and he lunges forwards towards them. He is grabbed from behind by Nova, who has brought officials and medical staff. She holds him from behind by the waist and prevent him from attacking the Starship Pain members....
JKX; What's going on?
Caleb; What's going ON!?! Are you joking? You know fine well what the hell is going on!
HHH619; No we don't. We heard a noise down the hall way and just came here to see what the hell was happening...
Caleb; Don't bullshit me! Dammit, you will pay for this tonight, mark my damn words! Our match for the Wordl Heavyweight Championship just got a whole lot more personal!
JKX; What the hell you talking about? What is going on in there?
HHH619 and JKX look behind Caleb and Nova, who also turn round to the locker room door and see David Michaels, bloody face and all, being wheeled out of the room on a stretcher. He has a neck braise on and is wearing an Oxygen mask. The Show might very well have just been stopped....Caleb then turns back round to HHH619 and JKX....
Caleb; You see what you have done? YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE NOW?!?!
JKX; Wait...woah, we had nothing to do with this man. I swear it!
Caleb gets right up into JKX's face, as he shrugs off Nova...
Caleb; I will deal with you later tonight in our match. I will make you tap like a damn drum man for this.
HHH619; Look, Caleb, we had nothing to do with this. Believe us man?
Caleb then stares out JKX and turns his head, slowly, to HHH619...
Caleb; As for you, you will still be having your little match tonight, but obviously, it won't be against David Michaels. However, I have a friend visiting here tonight. So I think I will make a little proposition to the General Manager and give this former SuperStar of this very federation a little call. So I suggest you go get ready, champ, because this will be one Knightmare you won't be able to forget!
HHH619; Nightmare? The heck....
Caleb then looks the two men up and down and, with along with Nova, walks past them both, heading towards Megaman's office. Both JKX and HHH619 turn round and look at Caleb as he walks off. They then look at each other and wonder what the hell is going on.....
As the "You Screwed Bret!" chant continues to circulate around the arena and possibly the whole of Canada, the camera shot goes to the ringside area, where we see the Vendetta commentary team...
Ted Cedar; Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, I am not sure exactly what has happened with David Michaels, but we do know that he is on his way to a local medical facility. We will provide you with information when we have it. Despite us not exactly knowing who did this attack, I think it is somewhat obvious....
Eric Bull; Obvious? How is it obvious?
Cedar; Oh come of it Bull! Caleb and Nova are trying to get into Michaels' locker room and they randomly appear out of nowhere? Seems a little fishy to me...
Bull; That is just because you haven't taken a wash in about 4 years Cedar, so smelly bastard!
Cedar; Be serious here dammit! David Michaels was just wheeled out of here on a damn stretcher and all you can do is crack jokes?
Bull; Oh stop worrying. Mayeb he can wheel himself back into this arena on a wheel chair! Anyway, he deserves this for spray painting our wonderful GM's Office door.
Cedar; What!??! Are you crazy?!? No matter what he did or didn't do, he didn't deserved to be beaten down by Starship Pain!
Bull; Where is the evidence that they beat him down, Cedar?
Cedar; Where is the evidence he spray painted Megaman's door?
Bull; We are not talking about the door...
Cedar; Yes we are!
Bull; Who says?
Cedar; I say!
Bull; Well your opinion matters as much to me as these dumbass Canadian Fans' does. I.E. It doesn't! So shut up and call this next match, you jackass....
After the commentary team achieves absolutely nothing from that frankly idiotic argument, our fourth match of the evening gets under way....
~Later on that Night~
After the Diva match, the camera shot goes backstage and we see Megaman sat at his desk talking to Borash....
Megaman; What do you mean he has gone to the hospital?!?
JB; I told you. I went to his locker room...
Megaman; ....why the hell does he have a locker room?!?
JB; Errr.....I....don't...know....anyway, I went to his locker room and saw Caleb and Nova trying to get in...
Megaman; Nova? Who the hell is that?
JB; I dunno, but she put her fist right through the damn door to open it. Then Caleb got all upset, the medical team stretchered Michaels out of here and Caleb had an argument with Starship Pain!
Megaman; I'll put my fist through your damn face if you don't get the hell out of my office right NOW!!!
Megaman then lunges out of his chair and chases Borash across the room. Borash, the idiot he is, doesn't look forwards and runs right into the spray painted door, which someone was just opening at the time, thus slamming it right into Borash's goofy ass face and knocking him out cold on the floor. Megaman stops running after Borash and looks down at him and shakes his head....
Megaman; Man, you suck....
Megaman then looks up and sees Caleb is the one opening the door. Caleb looks round the door and looks down at Borash. He looks a little puzzled...
Caleb; Stupid idiot....anyways, Megaman. I need to talk to you.
Megaman; What about?
Caleb; David Michaels...
Megaman; Oh for gawd sakes! What is with this guy at the moment? Can't I go five minutes without his damn name coming into the conversation?
Caleb; But he just got taken out earlier on!
Megaman; You say that to me like I give a damn...
Caleb; You don't?
Megaman; Unless I was lying in my last sentence, which I wasn't, no I don't give a damn about him. Hell, I didn't even sign the fool for Vendetta. If I had of known he was coming to this company, I would have shipped him off to Mayhem, which is the B show by the way, within a millisecond!
Caleb; Why such animosity towards him? What has he down to you?
Megaman; I saw how he ran around xwa with his little DXwO buddies casuing havoc for....for YOU actually! They made your life a nightmare during the whole time you where GM...I mean Commisioner there and you don't mind that?
Caleb; I was actually joi.....never mind about that! Look, since Michaels was scheduled to face HHH619 tonight, he is going to need a replacement right?
Megaman; Errr....I hadn't put any thought into it, but I guess your right. Go on...
Caleb; Well I have an idea...
Megaman; The answer is no!
Caleb; WHAT?!? You haven't even heard what the idea is yet!
Megaman; You already have a match tonight with JKX. I am not letting you wrestle in two matches tonight, Caleb...
Caleb; Eh? No, I wasn't going to suggest that. Here....
Caleb then leans over to Megaman's ear and whispers something to him. Megaman's facial expression changes totally and looks shocked....
Megaman; HE is here...tonight?!?
Caleb; Yes sir.
Megaman; You think he would do the match on such short notice?
Caleb; I already spoken to him and he agreed to do it. He happens to have his wrestling gear to, luckily....
Megaman; Well, I don't know. The guy isn't on good standing with us at the moment. He did kind of just walk out on his for no reason, or so he says....
Caleb; Trust me. If you let this happen, you WON'T be let down...
Megaman; Alright, you're on. Go tell him he has the match. You better not let me down, Caleb.
Caleb; I trust me, when you him you won't be let down, not in the slightest...
Caleb then turns round to walk out of the office, but walks right into Borash, who is appears to be half conscious on the floor...Borash looks up at Caleb...
JB; HEY! I know you....you...you....who are you?
Caleb; Why the hell did we employ you?
JB; That's what she said last night.....or was it a he?
Caleb; Dear Gawd....
Caleb walks over Borash and out of the office. Megaman looks at Borash and shakes his head. We then see Caleb walk out of the office and round the corner, where he once again meets JKX and HHH619....
Caleb; Hey, champ. Yeah you HHH619. Just wanted to let you know that Megaman agreed to my little idea for tonight. So I suggest you go back to your locker room and get ready, because you might not be expecting what will happen at all....
HHH619; What the hell is that suppose to mean? And what were you talking about with me having "nightmares" before?
Caleb; Oh, you will soon see.....Knightmare is right!
Caleb smiles at both HHH619 and JKX and barges past them both. JKX and HHH619 look at each other a little worried.....
Later on in the night, the show goes backstage again and we see Vendetta's "Numba Won, Anounca" Funaki....
Funaki; We me a his lime, Double H 911!!!
HHH619 walks into shot and looks at Funaki in a rather disgusted manner...
HHH619; Are you...high, or summit?
Fuanki; NO! I LOW! ME, ON GROUND!!! YEAH!!!
HHH619 doesn't really know whether to laugh or cry at the idiocy in front of him....
HHH619; OK, lets get this over with....
Funaki; OK....Double H 911, how to you dink bill won tonight?
HHH619; Firstly, I suggest you go tsome English classes because that ain't right....Secondly, what kind of question is that? Of course I am going to win. Why the hell would I vote against myself?
Funaki; Fat god answerere! How do you dink you bill beeeee face tonight?
HHH619; Who do I think I will face tonight? Well, who knows really. Apprarently, it is someone not on the roster at the moment, but has been here before. Could be Rex? Johnny Westfall? Gladiator? But Caleb said this person would give me "nightmares"...the only type of nightmares the people I just mentioned give me are one where they touch me in my sleep! I think none of them will face me tonight. But no matter who it is, I will remain the best....I will remain that damn good! Why? Because I am The Game....The Cerebral Assassin....The King of Kings....HHH619! I am THE Rising Star Division Champion! Tonight, whoever I face will see why all I proclaim is true and why I am THE TRUE Rising Star of this federation and why no one can get in my way to total domination!
HHH619 then holds up his shiny RSD Champioinship to the camera and then shoves Funaki out of the way He really has his game face on...no pun intended...
Lilian; Ladies and Gentlemen, the following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first.....
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As the music hits, the lights go out and the arena plunges into a darkness. The whole Vendetta titantron turns into a mass of green lighting, which as "The Game!" and "HHH619" written on the mini titantrons. A figure then enters the arena, to a mixed reception. Some people love/respect the man, while others despise him. At the top of the entrance ramp, the figure stops with his head down. His hair hanging down in front of him, dripping wet, his body soaked in water, as he throws more over his head with the bottle of water he has in his right hand. He then pours some water into his mouth and looks down again. The flashing light from below make his face look something from a sinister horror movie. He slowly raises his head up and looks towards the ring. He then spits out a huge mouthful of water, causing it to evaporate in front of him. The titantron vreates a theatircal set of fireworks type graphical effects to match the actions of the RSD champion. The arena light come one along the entrance ramp and the man starts to walk down the ramp. He is wearing his usual black boots, knee pads (with the cross logo on them), arm pads and his black trunks. He also has the RSD Championship around his waist. This man is clearly in the zone....
Lilian; ...from Pasco, Washington. Weighing in at 175 pounds. He is the current XWA Rising Star Division Champion.....HHH....6...1...9!!!!
The crowd give of another cheer, as the man of the moment, HHH619, walks down the ramp. The fans in the front rows either side of the ramp try and reach out to the RSD Champ, in order to slap hands. But HHH619 merely ignores them and keeps solely focused on the ring. When he reaches the bottom of the entrance ramp, he stands still and looks around. The camera man then circles clockwise round him, with the green lighting still flashing around the arena. He takes another drink of water and then walks to the right side of the ring. He walks over the end of the ring apron and takes another massive gulp of water and then tosses the water to the crowd. He hops up onto the ring apron and the arena goes into total darkness now, except for one spot on the centre of the ring apron, which has a spotlight beaming down on it, almost a blinding light. HHH619 walks across the ring apron and stands in the light. The people in the section of the crown opposite all stand up and get their cameras at the ready. As the music plays and come to the little section for this segment (where it dips), HHH619 looks around and then puts his arms and heads down. As the music rushes up, HHH619 launches his arms and head into the air and the water in his mouth flies out and spreads out in almost a rain fall! The people in teh crowd give off a massive array of camera falshes, which add the dramatic nature of this match. HHH619 brings his arms down towards his RSD Title and points at himself, as he spits out the remaining water in his mouth. He then climbs into the ring and walks over to the turnbuckle. He takes off his RSD Title and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He then raises both arms in the air, title and all, as the crowd give off more camera flashes. The atmosphere is electric and we have only had one entrance so far! HHH619 jumps down from the turnbuckle and puts his RSD Title over his shoulder. The lights come back on as the crowd wait for the mystery opponent.....
Cedar; Well, HHH619 got one hell of a mixed reception here tonight, but the big question is, who the hell is his opponent?
Bull; Errrrr...David Michaels you moron....
Cedar; Have you paying attention at all tonight? He got taken out and is at the hospital!
Bull; Pfftttt....twaddle. He will come out here even in a wheel chair, like I said earlier....pay attention, dummy.
The Canadian fans have no real clue what to chant. So, naturally to them, they start a "You Screwed Bret!" chant for the 987 millionth time tonight! Then, the arena plunges into darkness again and the crowd start to cheer, with some booing as they think Michaels is still coming out here.....
Lilian; ....and his opponent.....
Despite Lilian announcing that there will be an opponent, no one appears for about thirty seconds. HHH619 starts to get a little cocky in the ring and starts to demand that the ref raises his hand in victory. The ref looks at Lilian and the pair of them shrug their shoulders. The ref goes to raise HHH619's hand in victory when....
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As the oh so familiar music rocks through the speakers of the arena, the crowd literally launch up out of their chairs and start to cheer like their is no tomorrow. Is it him? Surely it couldn't be? Is he back?!?! The entrance ramp starts to be filled with the classic purple smog that terrified many wrestlers only a few months ago! Then, a spot on the top of the entrance ramp starts to be submerged in a random array of coloured lights coming from above. A dark, ominous figure, with his head down to the floor, starts to rise up from below. It is hard to see, as the arena is still dark and only the flashing coloured lights give off any sort of illumination. The ghostly figure finally stops rising up and he raises his head every to slightly to look at the crowd. The man has long, black hair, has a black and purple trench coat one, has a Black Baseball Bat in one hand and has white and black facepaint on...dear gawd it really is him! With his head raised up, the man points the baseball right at HHH619, who is fuming with the referee in the ring! The crowd go nuts as they fully realise that it is indeed.....
Lilian; ....SNAKE!!!!!!!!!
Cedar; MY GAWD!!!! IT IS HIM!!! HE'S HERE!!! HE'S BACKKKKKK!
Bull; Holy Cow, I didn't expect THIS!!!
As his name is pretty much screamed through the microphone by Lilian, the crowd start to chant "LET'S GO SNAKE!!!". Snake then looks around the arena an takes a deep breath. He then has a huge grin on his face and starts to walk down the entrance ramp with a real purpose on his face. The people in the font rows either side of him are nearly falling over the barrier, just to get several inches closer to him! All of a sudden, the thought of Bret Hart disappears from all their minds. Could this mean they can FINALLY move on and actually enjoy something for once? Snake continues to walk down the entrance ramp, as HHH619 is pacing up and down the ring, shaking his head in annoyance and telling the ref that he can't be the opponent Megaman agreed to! The ref shrugs his shoulders and tells him to deal with it. Snake then gets near the ring and stops he again points his bat at HHH619 and this time starts to actually laugh! He lowers his bat and then climbs up the ring steps and into the ring. HHH619 soon gets the hell out of the ring, when Snake raises his bat right at him, threatening to hit him with it. Snake then climbs the turnbuckle and gives off a huge "WOOOOO!" to the crowd, who respond with the same back! The camera flashes are simply astonishing and the atmosphere that was already there, just got mived up several gears! They simply can't believe Snake is back in XWA! Snake then climbs down from the turnbuckle and stands in the centre of the ring, with that gigantic grin still on his face. Snake then holds up one hand to the crowd, almost like in a stop kind of gesture. The crowd quiet down a little and look a little confused, but they are Canadian so that is no real surprise. Snake then lowers his bat and places it on the mat on front of him. He puts his right index finger to his mouth and says "Shhhhh!" to everyone. They do quiet down some more, but they have no clue what is happening. Snake then lowers his head and the arena plunges into darkness again, with one solitary light from above keeping Snake visible. Snake's music then starts to die down a little. The crowd become a little restless and want to know what the heck is happening...when...
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Suddenly, the classic HBK music starts to play throughout the arena. This obviously is received with instant boos and the crowd all look towards the titantron. But that is not where it is al happening, oh no. In the ring, Snake suddenly bursts into a form of dance and starts to take off his trench coat. He moves it from side to side in accordance to the music. What the hell is he doing? Snake then throws the coat off him and reveals himself to be wearing some red and black tights, with "broken hearts" all over them. Surely not....he then starts to dance in a even more terrible fashion, mainly wiggling his rear end in a terrible fashion (it sounds gay, I know. Sue me.) and starts to laugh ina more free manor. He then takes off his black gloves and throws them at the crowd. The people in the crowd have totally figured out what the hell has happened and throw the gloves right back at "Snake". He then, while still dancing, starts to wipe his face. The black and white face paint easily comes off and then he looks up and reveals himself to be.....David Michaels?!?! The sections of the crowd that hadn't figured it out before, sure as hell have now and the arena goes into an array of massive boos!
Bull; What the hell just happened?!?
Cedar; That.....what? Snake? Michaels? The heck is going on here?!?!
David Michaels then looks at the crowd and gives off one hell of a cheeky grin to them, knowing he really did just break their hearts here tonight! He continues to dance around and even starts to laugh at the predictably stupid Canadian fans! David Michaels then calls for the mic from Lilian. HHH619 is still stood outside and is trying to figure everything out....
David Michaels; OHHHHHHHHHH!!! OHHHHHHHH Man! That was WAYYYYYYYYYYY to easy1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
At this point, while Michaels is laughing, he actually falls to the ground and continues to laugh with all his being....
Michaels; OHHHH...OHHH man! When will you people learn? Fooling you is the easiest thing in the world. I could have made it even worse for you people by merely playing Bret Hart's music. You would have all wet yourselves in excitement and had pathetic little rushes of adrenaline, because the Canadian Love Child would have returned! Hell, I could even play Snake's music again right now and you would all believe the The Knightmare is coming to kick me ass right here and now. Well I got news for you all; the people you all cheered only a few months back, was actually......me...all along! That's right, even you Canadian fans cheered the brother of Shawn Michaels, albeit under some face paint. I was the one who won TLC at Xtrememania. I was the one that beat MVW...TWICE AND won the RSD title and I was the one who walked out on this place as well. So all along, you were cheering me, The Heart Break Kid, David Michaels. Funny how face paint can fool all of you.....
The crowd then deliver a massive "You Screwed Bret!" chant....again.....
Michaels; Look! There you all go again! You are more predictable than I actually gave you credit for! For your information, my older brother didn't "screw" anybody. Earl Hebner didn't "screw" anybody and Vince McMahon didn't "screw" anybody. Hell, now those people ain't here tonight, so I get this dumbass chant?!? How stupid are all of you! I wasn't even in the damn country when the "Screwjob" happened! I was ten friggin years old for crying out loud, yet I am the one to have Screwed Bret Hart now? Give me a damn break. My surname only had to mentioned here and that chant breaks out. Anywhere else in the world, the people appreciate me. Here, I must be heel...heel....a total heel....but don't worry. While all you people will be chanting that I "screwed Bret" for the next, no doubt, several decades, I will be back in the USA. Where none of us give a damn about Bret Hart and where the fans down there like me. Now, if you will excuse me, I have a match to w......
Then, out of nowhere, HHH619 comes from behind and nails Michaels over the back of the head with his RSD Title! Michaels falls to the mat, face first and holds his head. HHH619 suddenly became the crowd favourite within a millisecond of him attacking Michaels. The crowd release a massive cheer for his actions. HHH619 tosses his title to the side of the ring and then leans down and starts to lay in some strong right fists to Michaels' face. The ref then rings the bell to officially start the match...
DING...DING...DING!!!
The ref pulls HHH619 off of Michaels and tells him to open up his fists. HHH619 shoves the ref out of the way and drops an Elbow Drop to Michaels and then a second one. He gets back to his feet and stomps at Michaels' head. HHH619 then picks up Michaels and nails a Vertical Suplex. He goes for a quick cover..1..2..Kick Out! HHH619 then picks Michaels up and whips him off the ropes and hits him with a High Flying Knee to the Face. Michaels crashes to mat, holding his face again. HHH619 then backs up into the corner and then wlaks out of it and drops a vicious Knee Drop right to the forehead of Michaels. He goes for the cover again..1...2..Kick Out! Both men get to their feet and HHH619 goes for a Scoop Slam, but Michaels wriggles out of it and goes for a Belly-to-Back Suplex, but HHH619 reverses it by flipping out and then hits a Chop Block to the right leg of Michaels. Michaels falls back first onto the mat and holds his right knee, as HHH619 gets back up and drops a few elbows to the knee. He then holds onto the leg and drags Michaels into the corner. Still holding the leg, HHH619 rolls out of the ring and then pulls Michaels next to the ring post. The ref is telling HHH619 to get back in the ring, but he ignores him. HHH619 then wraps the knee of Michaels round the ring post and a sickening crack can be heard. Michaels sits up and screams in pain, as HHH619 holds him arms in the air to the ref in innocence. Michaels pushes himself away from the ring post and lies back, holding his knee in the air. HHH619 gets back in the ring and goes right back after Michaels. He drags him to the ropes and places his injured knee on the bottom rope. He then launches up in the air and hits Michaels' knee with a Seated Senton. HHH619 then does it again, just to add some more damage to the knee. Michaels gets back to his feet and hops around the ring. HHH619 bounces him off the ropes and Michaels comes flying in, looking for a Hurricanrana...but HHH619 reverses it and drops him down with a Sit Down Powerbomb straight into the pin...1...2....Kick Out!
Cedar; Well I still can't get what the hell had gone down here tonight! We all thought Snake was back, but it turned out to be Michaels all along!
Bull; So does that mean Michaels was actually the RSD Champ a few months back?!?!
Cedar; Yes, but under an alter ego I guess....
HHH619 picks up Michaels and whips him off the ropes. Michaels comes running back at HHH619 at is hit with a hug Powerslam. HHH619 hooks the far leg...1....2...Kick Out! HHH619 looks at the ref annoyed, thinking he should have won in the very early going here. HHH619 then picks Michaels back up to his feet and kicks his right knee, keeping it damaged. HHH619 then holds Michaels in a suplex position near to the ropes. He lifts Michaels high into the air in a suplex, but then drops him right onto the top rope with a Front Release Vertical Suplex! Michaels bounces off the tight top rope with force and is balancing on the apron. HHH619 then goes and grabs Michaels head, but Michaels quickly grabs HHH619 in a cutter/stunner position and jumps off the apron bringing HHH619's throat over the top rope with force. Michaels lands on the floor, as the Canadian crowd boo the living hell out of Michaels. Michaels then hops back up on the ring apron, where HHH619 tries to grab him, but Michaels delivers a stiff Shoulder Barge right to the abdomen of HHH619. He backs up in the ring, while Michaels senses his opportunity. Michaels leaps up onto the rope and looks to springboard off, but HHH619 comes running in at the last second and charges Michaels right off the top rope and Michaels is launched backwards and he lands right onto the ringside security barricade with real force! The crowd start to clap HHH619 for wiping out Michaels in mid air. HHH619 gathers his bearings and heads outside the ring. He picks Michaels up, slowly, and then lifts him high into the air and drops him down onto the barricade, abdomen firts, with a Gorilla Press. Michaels' chest lands right on the barricade and he looks in real trouble now. HHH619 actually sucks up to the new found Canadian love he has achieved here tonight! He then picks Michaels back up and throw him back into the ring again. Michaels tries to get back to his feet in time to cut HHH619 off, but he can't. Michaels goes for a drop kick, but he merely gets pushed off by HHH619. HHH619 then picks Michaels up and whips him into the corner. He then runs in at Michaels, looking for a corner clothesline, but Michaels gets his boot up and hits HHH619 right in the face. HHH619 falls flat on his back and Michaels grabs both of his legs. He then lifts the legs up and then falls backwards and sends HHH619 right into the turnbuckle with the Catapult. His head bounces off the top turnbuckle and then he turns round to face Michaels. Michaels nails a Hip Toss to HHH619, who gets straight up and is bounced off the ropes by Michaels. HHH619 bounces off the other set of ropes and runs in at Michaels. Michaels bends down, but is reversed by HHH619 with a Small Package...1....2...Kick Out! Both men rush to their feet and Michaels misses a swinging right arm. HHH619 catches him from behind, grabs hold of the right knee and lifts him high into the air and drops him down on his own leg with a Knee Breaker. Michaels falls to th ground, once again holding his injured right knee. HHH619 still has hold of the leg and starts to give it some stiff kicks. He then stretches it out on the mat, bounced off the ropes and hits the knee with a Leg Drop. HHH619 then keeps his leg over the injured knee and wraps Michaels other leg round it. He then stands up with the legs all in a tangle and then falls down onto his stomach. Michaels screams in agony as HHH619 just locked in a perfect Indian Deathlock!
Cedar; Well HHH619 is totally killing Michaels right here tonight! I don't think Michaels have even recovered from the belt to the back at the head before the bell Bull!
Bull; Well I am sure he deserved it for fooling all these fans into thinking Snake was merely a "freind" of Michaels when actually they were the same damn person! Thought, I have to admit that these Canadian fans are pretty stupid. I spotted all this a mile off!
Cedar; Sure you did....
Bull; I am glad you acknowledged it!
Cedar; Sarcasm, moron....anyway, HHH619 has this Indian Deathlock locked right in! Can Michaels break free from these devastating move!?!
HHH619 wrenches back to cause more injury to the leg, in the hope that Michaels will tap out! The ref asks Michaels if he wants to give it up, but Michaels shouts "NOOO!" and shakes his head repeatedly. The crowd start to chant "TAP!!! TAP!!! TAP!!!", as they hate Michaels with all their being! Michaels refuses to quit and tries to get himself out of the move. He can't do anything to unlock the legs. HHH619 continues to apply more pressure. Michaels continues to shake his head at the ref and starts to lift himself up with his arms, using all the upper body strength he has. He starts the crawl inch, by inch, by damn agonising inch towards the ropes. Michaels is now only a few inches away and he gives one last lunge towards the bottom rope......and reaches it! The crowd, to no surprise, boo the hell out of the fact Michaels got to the ropes. The ref counts to five and orders HHH619 to let go. However, he can't as the legs are locked in such a tight way. The ref tries to get the legs untangled, but struggles for several seconds. The crowd give off an ironic cheer, as Michaaels continues to be in agony for several more seconds. Eventually, the ref gets the legs unlocked and HHH619 gets back upto his feet. He starts the smile and points to Michaels struggling on the floor. The crowd jump to their feet and applaud HHH619's work. HHH619 then drags Michaels into the middle of the ring and goes for the cover...1...2..Shoulder up! HHH619 goes for it again...1...2...Shoulder Up! He goes for it a THIRD time...1...2...Kick Out! HHH619 looks at the ref in total annoyance. He then gets back up to his feet and picks up Michaels. He pushes Michaels against the ropes and bouncnes him off. HHH619 misses with a Clothesline and Michaels bounces off the ropes again. Michaels then comes running in at full pace and side steps at the last second and goes for the SuperKick.....but HHH619 ducks out of the way and Back Body Drops Michaels right out of the ring, with Michaels landing square on his back. The crowd once again cheer as HHH619 decides to climb to the top turnbuckle. HHH^19 gains his balance and then waits for Michaels to get back to his feet, as the ref begins his ten count. Michaels eventually gets back to his feet and turns round to face HHH619 on the top turnbuckle. HHH^19 then leaps off the top turnbuckle and looks for Splash....but Michaels, at the last second, jumps up into the air and cracks HHH619 right in the face with an awesome Dropkick! Something flies out of the mouth of HHH619. Most probably gum....
Bull; I just saw a tooth fly out!!!
Cedar; If he has ANY teeth left after that exchange, I will be surprised...
Both men are down, as the ref reaches the count of 7. Michaels then gets back up to his feet and rolls into the ring. He gets to his feet again and looks around, gathering his bearings. He sees HHH619 getting up and then he sprints off the ropes and dives through the top and middle rope like a missile and collides with HHH619 with a Suicide Dive! Michaels' momentum sends him into the barrier and he is on the floor again. The ref starts the count up once more and reaches eight, before Michaels crawls back into the ring. Michaels gets back on his feet in the ring, while HHH619 climbs back up onto the ring apron. Michaels and HHH619 trade right hands, until HHH619 the advantage. He shoulder knees Michaels in the gut and then launches over him, back into the ring with a Sunest Flip....1....2....Kick Out! Michaels rolls out of the cover and gets back to his feet. He then whips HHH619 off the ropes. HHH619 reverses it and sends Michaels bouncing off the ropes. HHH619 goes for a Clothesline, but Michaels grabs hold of it, swings round the back of him and drops him down with a Cruicifx Pin...1...2....Kick Out! Michaels gets to his feet first and hits HHH619 back down with a Swinging Neckbreaker into the cover...1...2...Shoulder Up! Michaels picks HHH619 up and takes him over to the corner. He takes his head and rams it into the top turnbuckle three times and then turns him around, so that they face each other. Michaels then climbs onto the second rope and delivers a Crotch Chop to HHH619 while shouting "SUCK IT!". He then begins the punches, with each one receiving a boo from the crowd...1....2....3.....4....5....6....7....8.....9....then, the count of nine, HHH619 grabs hold of both of Michaels' legs and moves forward and then drops Michaels down face first onto the top turnbuckle with a Standing Flapjack! The crowd give off another ironic cheer at the misery of Michaels in this match. HHH619 then reaches over while on the floor and rolls him up in a School Boy Pin...1...2....Kick Out! Michaels rushes back to his feet and runs at HHH619, who then flattens him down with a Drop Toe Hold and quickly locks in a very rare move to the injured knee of Michaels, in the form of the Haas of Pain! HHH619 wrenches Michaels backwards so much, it looks like his back is about to snap and his knee pop out! The crowd begin another "TAP!!! TAP!!! TAP!!!" chant. May, Canadians suck! Anyways, the ref virtually has to scream at Michaels due to the noise in the arena. After nearly a minute in the hold, Michaels manages to roll out of the move and looks for a Half Boston Crab...but HHH619 kicks him off and Michaels rolls backwards. HHH619 then nails a picture perfect and devastating Spear right to Michaels! It is over now....cover......1....2.....KICK OUT!
Cedar; Dear gawd! how much more can Michaels take Bull?!?
Bull; I have no clue, but this is frankly insane! I have never seen a Spear hit so damn well! I can see why he is the RSD Champion!
HHH619 then gets to his feet and decides to go to the top turnbuckle. He gets on top and waits for Michaels to get back to his feet. Then, as HHH619 is about to dive off, Michaels suddenly spots him on the top turnbuckle and then sprints towards him. He jumps up onto the top turnbuckle with him and goes to toss HHH619 off, but HHH619 shoves Michaels right back off the top turnbuckle and Michaels lands on his back. HHH619 regains his balance and then leaps off the top turnbuckle, as Michaels gets back to his feet. HHH619 hits with with a Cross Body, but as he hits Michaels, Michaels rolls through....1.....2.....Kick Out! Both men rush back to their feet and HHH619 hits a huge European Upper Cut to Michaels. HHH619 then bounces Michaels off the ropes and hits a Double A Spinebuster right in the centre of the ring to Michaels...1....2.....Shoulder Up! The pair get back to their feet, with HHH619 dragging Michaels back up. HHH619 again whips Michaels off the ropes and then misses with a Clothesline. Michaels lifts up HHH619 and drops him on his knee with an Inverted Atomic Drop. HHH619 holds his "gentleman" area and is pushed off the ropes. HHH619 reverses it and sends Michaels off the ropes instead. Michaels bounces off the ropes and then comes flying in a a Classic HBK Flying Forearm Smash, which knocks both men down to the mat! The ref begins his count, as the crowd continue to boo...1...2...3...4...5....6...then, in one swift and amazing motion, David Michaels lifts his legs into the air and nips up! It is ShowStoppa time! Michaels starts to bounce around a little and plays to the crowd., who are really booing the hell out of him now. Michaels eventually makes his way to the corner and grabs the top rope. He starts to tuen up the band.....BOOM.....BOOM.....BOOM.....BOOM.....BOOM.....BOOM...BOOM..BOOM.BOOM.....Michaels then sees HHH619 getting back up to his feet and he then sides steps in and.......HHH619 catches the right leg of Michaels, which was meant to hit his chin. HHH619 swings Michaels' leg round and then kicks him in the gut. He puts him in between his legs and goes for the Pedigree....but Michaels back drops him right off. HHH619 gets back to his feet and runs in at Michaels, who goes for the SuperKick again, but this time HHH619 ducks the flying boot. Michaels turns round and is then lifted up onto HHH619's shoulders and is dropped right down with a Death Valley Driver! HHH619 hooks the far leg...1...2.........Shoulder Up!
Cedar; Oh my! What a Death Valley Driver to Michaels. I think it is now only a matter of time before he has to give in here!
Bull; Damn right. HHH619 is really dominating this match.
HHH619 picks up Michaels and whips him off the ropes, harder than usual. Michaels hits the ropes but holds onto them. Michaels then crotch chops HHH619 and tells him to come get some. HHH619 gets annoyed and then charges at Michaels. Michaels then drops to his back and pulls the top rope down, sending HHH619 flying over it to the outside of the ring in front of the announce table. HHH619 leans on the table in order to get back to his feet, as Michaels uses the ropes to get back to his feet also. Michaels then climbs onto the ring apron, turns round and then springboards off the second rope and flies backwards through the air, going for a Moonsault....he connects.....with the announce table that is! HHH619 moves out of the way at the last moment, as the abdomen of Michaels collides with the front of the rock hard table, perhaps even cracking a rib! The ref rushes to the outside in order to check on Michaels, who may actually be seriously hurt. HHH619 looks over at Michaels and sees the perfect opportunity to take control of the match once again. He gets back to his feet and shoves the ref out of the way. He then picks Michaels back up and drops him abdomen and face first onto the announce table with a Snake Eyez. He hits the back of Michaels with a few Axe Handle Smashes and then pulls him off the table and positions him for a suplex, but Michaels battles HHH619 off and then whips him into the ring steps! The ref has lost total control and doesn't even bother counting at this point. He is trying to persuade one of the wrestlers to actually get back in the ring. Michaels abdomen is really hurting though after the huge bump he just taken. He drags HHH619 by his leg in front of the announce table again. He then goes to pick him up, but can't. HHH619 manages to get up by himself while Michaels is hurting. HHH619 then turns Michaels around and kicks him in the gut. He then lifts him high into the air, holding him up for several seconds in a Vertical Suplex. Then, HHH619 drops Michaels down on hard floor below with a crushing Brain Buster! The impact is almost to much to watch and even the crowd start to shoe signs of a little sympathy for Michaels. HHH619 then gets up and rolls into the ring. The ref encourages HHH619 to stay in the ring, so he doesn't. HHH619 heads onto the ring apron and waits for Michaels to eventually get back up. Eventually, Michaels does and then HHH619 runs along the ring apron and hits Michaels with a cross body block....but Michaels catches him in mid air and then gains a better grip of him. He then tosses HHH619 backwards with a Fall Away Slam right on the floor! HHH619's back slams the floor with massive force and he arches his back in total agony. Michaels is on the floor now, catching his breath after that brain buster. He now, needless to say, has a thumping headache! But Michaels manages to battle through and gets back to his feet. He drags HH619 back to his feet and pulls him into the ring once again. With both men back in the ring, Michaels picks up HHH619 and places him in between his legs. Michaels barely has any energy, so he grabs onto the tights of HHH619 and pulls him backwards and drops him on his head with a Pulling Piledriver, returning the favour from earlier. Michaels puts his arm over for the cover....1.....2......Shoulder Up! Michaels is too tired to argue with the ref or even react to it. He gets back on his feet after a few seconds and picks up HHH619. He whips him off the ropes, but HHH619 reverses and Michaels runs right into a Sidewalk Slam (Bossman Style) by HHH619! Both men are out and HHH619 can't even make the cover....
Cedar; Both these men's heads must be killing them!
Bull; It might of knocked some sense it Michaels. Maybe I should go round Pildriving and Brain Busting these idiotic fans?!?
Cedar; I wish someone would do it to you....
HHH619 then picks Michaels up and goes right back after the injured right leg of Michaels again. He delivers some more stiff kicks to Michaels injured leg and on the third kick it knocks Michaels down to one knee. Michaels is lying on his stomach, holding his knee. HHH619 then grabs it and lifts it high into the air and then drives it down with a Knee Smash right into the canvas. HHH619 then turns Michaels over and wraps Michaels' legs round his own one the locks in a Figure Four Leg Lock! HHH619 pulls Michaels leg back to apply super pressure and then starts moving up and down as well. Michaels is literally screaming in pain, moving every which way in agony! The crowd cheer once again and a few fans give another "TAP!!!" chant, though they are getting bored of that chant...Michaels tries to reach for the ropes, but he is nowhere near it and moving on his back is too hard when in that much pain. Michaels starts to lose it a little and his shoulders go down...1...2....Shoulder Up...1...2...Shoulder Up....1...2...Shoulder Up! Michaels then suddenly sits up and stares at HHH619. HHH619 shakes his head and locks the move in even tighter, but Michaels starts to use his weight to turn himself and HHH619 over. Michaels begins to turn, little by little, inch by inch. The crowd keep chanting "NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!" as Michaels gets ever close to reversing the move. Then, Michaels gets one last burst of energy and manages to turn HHH619 over, thus reversing the pressure! HHH619 is now the man in pain and he starts to shake his head when the ref asks if he wants to give it up. He starts to reach for the ropes in front of him, but he not near enough. He then looks to his side and then rolls over and the two men roll right into the bottom rope. The ref begins a 5 count to HHH619, as he has the hold locked in again. Eventually, HHH619 lets go of the hold and gingerly gets back up to his feet, holding his leg. Michaels also gets back up to his feet, but is a lot worse for wear. HHH619 then whips Michaels into the opposite corner and Michaels flies right into the turnbuckles back first and flips over onto the top turnbuckle. Michaels is now sat on the top turnbuckle, back to the ring. HHH619 runs up to him, jumps onto the second turnbuckle, hooks the back of Michaels and then throws him off with a Spider Suplex (aka Tope Rope German Suplex)!!! Michaels lands neck and back first onto the mat and is out of it. HHH619 then, after a few seconds, get back onto the top turnbuckle, with his back to the ring. He then launches backwards, high into the air, looking to nail a Moonsault.....but Michaels rolls out of the way and HHH619 collides with the canvas. Michaels gets back to his feet and picks up HHH619. He drops him down with a Scoop Slam and then climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Michaels then balances himself, as his right knee is still killing him. He then leaps into the air and nails HHH619 below with a Classic HBK Elbow Drop! Michaels then gets to his feet and starts to feel the atmosphere. He feeds of the hateful Canadian crowd and then stands in the cornere and stomps his right foot again, tuning up the band, determined for the finish. Each stomp is meet with a loud boo from the crowd and every time Michaels does it, he laughs a little. HHH619 starts to get to his feet and Michaels can see it all in front of him....then, HHH619 gets back to his feet turns round and WHAM! Sweet Chin Mu....NO! HHH619 grabs hold of the leg AGAIN and hits a Leg Sweep to the other stranding leg of Michaels and drops him down on his back. HHH619 then quickly locks in...well, what else could get the biggest cheer of the night? The Sharpshooter!!!
Cedar; Sharpshooter!!! Locked in!!!! In Canada!!!! My Gawd!!!
Bull; Tap you jackass! Dammit tap! He wants to quit! I am ringing the bell...
Cedar; Dammit, stay here and call the match!
Michaels wriggles around in the SharpShooter, trying his hardest to break free, but HHH619 has it locked right in and is sat right down on Michaels' back! He ain't getting out of this, no matter what!
DING...DING...DING!!!!
Cedar; The heck?!? Why did the bell ring?
Bull; He taped out! He taped out in Canada!
Cedar; He did not tap out you fool! What the hell is going on here?!?
HHH619 lets go of the hold and raises his arms into the air in victory. The ref is looking over at the time keeper, who didn't actually ring the bell. The ref then spots Nova, the muscly built female from earlier tonight, holding the ring bell in her hand along with the hammer. The ref leans over the middle rope and screams at Nova "What the hell are you doing!?!?". Nova looks at the ref ins a very blank manner, before HHH619 finally realises he didn't win. He turns around and notices Nova on the outside, holding her hands up int he air, protesting her innocence....yet she has the ring bell and hammer in her hands! HHH619 starts to argue with Nova, while the ref is trying to get him back. Meanwhile, Michaels has suddenly nipped up and bounces of the ropes and flies in at HHH619, looking for another Flying Forearm Smash...but HHH619 pulls the ref into way of Michaels and he wipes the ref out of the ring! The ref falls to the outside of the ring in the most dramatic fashion possible. Michaels is taken down with a Clothesline by HHH619, who then turns his attention back to Nova who is now on the ring apron. HHH619 grabs her head and threatens to punch her. But before he can even really think about doing it, she drops down to one knee and low blows HHH619. She then cracks the ring bell right off his head and nearly knocks him out! HHH619 turns round, all groggy and WHAM! Sweet Chin Music by Michaels! Michaels falls onto HHH619 and hooks the near leg.......1...2....3....4....5.....6....there is no ref to make the cover! Michaels can't believe his luck here! Then, another skinny ass ref comes sprinting to the ring and slides inside....1..........2.............SHOULDER UP! The crowd jump to their feet in elation that Michaels didn't just win the match! Michaels falls to his back and can't believe the SuperKick didn't get the job done! Nova is still on the apron and can't believe it either! THe ref then goes over to Nova and tries to get her off the ring apron. While the ref is trying his hardest to get rid of her, Novae secretly tosses the ring bell to Michaels, who is now stood back up. The ref doesn't see a thing and Michaels is now ready a waiting for HHH619 to get back up to his feet. Michaels is stood there, ring baell in hand waiting to knock HHH619's head right off! Then, the crowd give off a huge cheer. Michaels thinks nothing of it. But the crowd notice that JKX is suddenly running down the entrance ramp making his way to the ring! Ashley Sky is also running down the ramp after him. JKX slides into the ring. JKX then turns Michaels around and lifts him onto his shoulders. He then throws him back off his shoulders and nails him right in the face with the Go to Hell! Michaels is totally knocked out, as the knee went right into the face of Michaels! The ref didn't see any of that, as he is still trying to get Nova off the ring apron. Then, suddenly Nova falls off the ring apron and onto the floor below. Ashley Sky pulled her legs from under her and delivers the most crushing slap you can think of! The crowd give off a huge "OHHHHHHHHH!", as they not only heard it, but they could even feel the thud of that slap! The force nearly sends Nova off her feet, as she turns round with the force and holds her face. She then turns back round to face Ashley, who is talking a hell of a lot of smack to Nova. The crowd that start chanting "FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!" and they get their wish. Nova suddenly dives forward and tackles Ashley right off her feet and the pair start to roll around the floor in front of the announce table. THe ref even comes outside in order to try and break this up....
Bull; This is friggin awesome! CAT FIGHT!!!
Cedar; My Gawd! Nova and Ashley at at it right in front of us here! Hell has broken loose here in Canada!
Bull; This is brilliant! The puppies are gonna be free tonight! Where the hell is my camera Cedar? This is a Kodak moment if I ever saw one!
Cedar; I don....wait a minute! Who the.......CALEB SPIRES IS HERE!!!
Bull; WHAT?!?!
The crowd then get all confused and don't know whether the hell to boo or cheer as they see the World Heavyweight Champion coming running down the entrance ramp and slides right into the ring! JKX spots Caleb at the last second, as Caleb tackles JKX down to the mat below! The World Title match has come early tonight! The pair deliver a flurry of right and left fists to each other, until the eventually both get to their feet. JKX is leaning on the ropes and Caleb runs in, back he gets Back Body Dropped out of the ring by JKX....but Caleb lands on his feet. He then grabs JKX's legs and drags him out of the ring also. The pair start the first fight once again at the bottom of the entrance ramp. Caleb then gets thrown head first into the ring side barrier and JKX continues to brawl with him. Meanwhile, Nova and Ashley are still fighting. Ashley is whipped into the corner of the ringside barries and then Nova comes running in, Clotheslining her right over it and into the crowd. Nova hops over the barrier and the pair disappear into the crowd. The ref looks on in amazement, as he climbs back into the ring. Meanwhile, HHH619 is crawling over to Michaels and puts his arm over him! He is gonna steal one here...1..........2...........SHOULDER UP! The crowd can't believe it and are now super pissed that Michaels kicked out. HHH619 slowly gets back upto his feet, as does Michaels. THe pair are leaning on each other in order to keep themselves up. What the hell is going to put one of these two men away? Kick to the gut.....BAM....PEDIGREE by HHH619! That is it. This match is over! But while Michaels is now out for probably a 30 count, so is HHH619 he falls over on his back after hitting his finisher with authority! Both men are out of it. The ref looks around at the total carnage here and still sees JKX and Caleb brawling up the entrance ramp. He decides to ignore them and starts the count that never actually ends at 10 in the ring....1.......2........3.......4.......5.......6........7........8........9.......HHH619 then gets back to his feet? Why the hell didn't he go for the cover? He then picks Michaels, or more drags Michaels, back up to his feet. He then lifts him up, albeit slowly, and puts him on the top turnbuckle. He hits him the chest with a few Knife Edge Chops and then climbs onto the top turnbuckle with Michaels. HHH619 then places Michaels' head into between his legs and hooks on of his arms. The crowd leap to their feet, as HHH619 is actually looking for a Pedigree form the top turnbuckle! HHH619 tries to hook the other arm, but Michaels gets his hooked arm free and then Head Butts him right in the stomach and shoves HHH619 off the top turnbuckle! He lands on his back, side to the corner. Michaels then stands up on the top turnbuckle and turns round, so his back is facing the ring. He then jumps up, spilts his legs on the two top ropes and then drops down, flying through the air, with a signature Heart Break Pain (Starship Pain) right to HHH619! Michaels hooks the far leg...1.......2.......KICK OUT! Michaels can't believe it!
Cdear; HE KICKED OUT! He kicked out of Heart Break Pain!
Bull; Well I'll be damned! HHH619 is unbeatable! It is obvious!
Cedar; I think you may be right Bull!
Bull; I am always right, so never question me dog face!
Michaels looks at the ref in astonishment. He then thinks out what the hell to do next?!? He then gets back up to the top turnbuckle and waits for HHH619 to get back up, which he eventually does. Michaels then leaps off the top turnbuckle and nails HHH619 with a flying Tornado DDT and then rolls into the cover...1.....2......SHOULDER UP! Again, HHH619 refuses to quit! Meanwhile, Caleb and JKX are still brawling on the outside. JKX gets a chair from under the ring and swings for Caleb, who ducks and drops JKX down with a DDT on the floor. Caleb grabs hold of the chair and potins at JKX, while talking some trash to him. In the ring, both men are back to their feet. Michaels whips HHH619 off the ropes and goes for a back body drop, but HHH619 leaps over Michaels and drop kicks him in the back, sending Michaels firstly right into the ref, knocking him to the floor and then onto the second rope. HHH619 then bounces off the opposite set of ropes and runs in, grabs the rope and nails a beautiful 619 right to the face of Michaels! Michaels is launched back into the centre of the ring, as HHH619 prepares to springboard across the ring. Michaels gets back to his feet and HHH619 sees the moment. He leaps up, onto the top rope, looking to nail a big seated splash to Michaels when WHAM! HHH619 is hit from behind right in his legs by a steel chair courtesy of....Caleb Spires! HHH619 falls into the ring, holding his legs. Michaels the kicks him in the gut, puts his head inbetween his legs, lifts his body up and drops him down a Heart Clash (Styles Clash) and rolls him over into the cover....1....2.....3.....4.....5....the ref is out yet AGAIN! Michaels gets another bad break! He lets go of the pin and walks over to the ref, trying to get him to come round. The crowd then start to cheer again, as they see JKX in the ring again kneeling down telling Michaels to turn around. Caleb then jumps up onto the ring apron, trying to warn Michaels. Michaels then turns round and see JKX sprinting towards him. Michaels dives out of the way and JKX Spears Caleb right of the ring apron! JKX was actually going for Michaels, but I guess getting Caleb can be considered as a "Plan B" so to speak. Never the less, JKX gets back to his feet and turns round. Michaels clotheslines him over the top rope and out of the ring. Michaels then turns back round and HHH619 looks for a SuperKick of his own....but Michaels grabs the leg and flips HHH619 over 360 degrees. HHH619 comes running back in at Michaels, who ducks out of the way. HHH619 bounces back off the ropes and Michaels leaps into the air, landing on the shoulders of HHH619 looking for a Hurricanrana. But HHH619 blocks it as Michaels leans upside to hit the move. HHH619 forces Michaels back up and Michaels wriggles round the shoulders of HHH619 and then falls forwards in a Victory Roll! The ref crawls over....1.....2............3!!!!!!!!!! Michaels go it with a Victory Roll! Some sections of the crowd jump up and cheer, while the majority of the crowd boo the holy blue hell out of the place!
DING...DING...DING!!!
Spoiler:
Lilian; Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the match...."The Heart Break Kid" DAVID.....MICHAELS!!!!
Cedar; My gawd, what a match! This match had it all! The "return" of Snake, only to find out it was Michaels all along, interference from the World Champ and Starship Pain, a Cat Fight and a fantastic match, back and forth action! What a performance by HHH619, who had this match surely won at so many points, but Michaels managed to get the shock win here tonight!
Bull; He was screwed! And guess what? We're in damn Canada, so of course there was a screwjob! If it wasn't for Caleb Spires, HHH619 would have won this damn match!
Cedar; Oh stop talking out of your ass Bull! JKX was the first one to interfere, so Caleb was only making the odds even!
Both men lie in the ring totally shattered. Both men gave all they had here tonight. HHH619 then sits up and can't believe what happened! He had the match won on so many points. How could he have lost? Michaels is still on his back, really feeling the worse for ware. HHH619, after he gathers his bearings, sees the opportunity to do some damage. He crawls out of the ring and picks up the steel chair used on him earlier. He gets back into the ring and waits for Michaels to get up. The waves Michaels up, begging him to get to his feet! HHH619 is the RSD Champ, so he shouldn't be losing! He shouts at Michaels to get up! Then, behind HHH619, Caleb is back in the ring and on his feet. HHH619 then turns round and spots this. He charges at Caleb with the steel chair and swings for his head.....but Caleb moves out of dodge and HHH619 smashes the chair off the top rope, which then bounces right back into his face! HHH619 drops the chair and actually looks drunk. Caleb then grabs hold og both his arms from behind and twists him round. Caleb then drops him down on his head with the Facial! The Caleb Spires fans go insane at seeing their favourite move! Caleb the kicks HHH619 out of the ring, in front of a recovering JKX. Caleb then helps up Michaels, who is only realising he won the damn match! Caleb the calls for a mic from Lilian as the music fades....
Caleb; Well, seems as though Starship Pain like to play the numbers game a lot round here! Well, guess what? Even though McNugget is on Mayhem and can't make the numbers totally even right now, I just got myself some backup. I went looking to my blood. I went, to the Kliq of a fallen federation! Now, the fight is really on. See how well you play when the numbers are even.
Caleb then passes the mic to David Michaels...
David Michaels; You see, despite these Canadians hating everything about me, I won't be made a fool of. You guys have been running your damn mouths for too long. So tonight, I entered into the heart of a war. So I decided to bring my own army. As the GM found out early tonight, I have started the DX army! This was only the beginning and by the time the night is out, the DX army will truly be.....in business!
JKX and HHH619 hold their hurting bodies and walk back up the entrance ramp, cursing both Caleb and JKX. Both men point at them to indicate that this is far from over here tonight. The pair go behind the curtain and out of site. The attention of the crowd then goes back to the ring, where Michaels is stood with a grin on his face. He shakes hands with Caleb and the pair hold up each others arms. Then, Nova appears at the ring side area back through the crowd. She climbs back into the ring and stands in the middle of Caleb and Michaels....
Michales; Oh yeah, I forgot. If your not down with that, we just got two words for ya.....
Stupidly, the crowd respond with "SUCK IT!" despite that is was actually aimed at them. Again, Canadians aren't very bright....but, as the crowd shout "SUCK IT!" Michaels and Caleb suddenly turn round and bend over. The two superstars then pull their ring tights down to reveal their asse, with the words "Canada Sucks!" written across their...eerrr....asscheeks! Naturally, the Canadian crowd go absolutely buzurk at what Caleb and Michaels just did! The camera flashes go wild around the arena, as Michaels music begins to play once again....
Spoiler:
The two men pull their tights back up and Michaels climbs the top turnbuckle and crotch chops the crowd! Caleb stands next to Nova and laughs a little. Even Nova cracks a smile at what they just did. Despite the school boy foolery to the fickle Canadian fans, Caleb knows that the war with JKX and Starship Pain is not over here tonight....
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Post subject: Re: XWA Vendetta #16 Live @ Montreal Quebec, Canada
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:02 pm
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Kofi Carribbean VS Hitman Alex VS Traviz Carvez in a no DQ special ref match
Kofis day up to vendetta i6
THE NEXT DAY
Kofi picks Stephanie and brings her to a new movie in the cinema . After the cinema Kofi brought her to a new resteraunt and the had a lovely meal . Stephanie was wearing a lovely pink dress
when they were having there dinner the building was set on fire by Alex so allthe people ran out and kofi saw Alex running away so kofi chassed after him but when he got to him it was a diffrent person and he said [ dont come near me or ill kill my self he had a knife up to his neck and the police came with guns and held the guns up to him so he slit his troth and all the police ran over to him the covered the wound and an ambulance was called but he was dead but kofi was injured but the police would not go near the building untill it was safe so all the people moved away from the building while the fire was going untill the firebigade was there . There was a shop with fireworks were all the xwa superstars get there fireworks from was write beside the resteraunt wich was on fire and it spread to the firework shop and all the fireworks went off and the sky was lit up with them . kofi was brought to hospital by the ambulance and Stephanie went aftwer but the hospital was closed and they bearly let anyone but they let in kofi cause he got a massive cut on his shoulder the doctor looked prity strange and they drove past the hospital and they started to beat him up in the ambulance kofi defends him self by grabbing a needle and pushing it into the guy in the back he fell to the ground it was a knocking out needle . he then punched the driver and sticked the needle into him and he got Knocked out Kofi pushed him over and kofi drove back to the police station and turned them in . The police found out that the guy who killed himself was Alexs brother and was the owner of a gang . Alex hired him to kill kofi . The police found the two men in the ambulance was found guilty and was put into prison
The next day
Kofi : Knock knock
Stephanie : who is it .
Kofi : its Kofi and she opens the door and runs at him and kisses him . She then brings him into her bed room and have sex they had really hard sex and they both enjoyed it you could her them from a mile away there was lots of screams they went to the movies after that and saw a love movie they really enjoyed it they were kissing and holding hands in the movies
They next day
Stephanies house : knock knock Who is it . its alex and she opens the door and jumps on him thinking he is kofi playing and she gets unchanged and runs at alex and kofi then walks in the door and sees alex doing stephanie and he kicks alex and does a ddt to alex and then he throws him out of the flat kofi then does a crippeler cross face to stephanie and then he leaves the building .
Jim alexs brother calls around for dinner and alex askes him to kill Kofi and Jim gets all his men to make a bomb and to kll him if he is ok after the bomb .
Travis can i interview you [ ok . fire ahead .] so this is your first no DQ match wats your favourite weapon to yous [ mine is a steel chair ] what do you think abou tommy o leary being the ref [ i think kofi made the wrong dissicion because hey are brother that hate each other sorry i got to go bye ] bye travis
tommy can we have a talk [ ok ] so this is your first match being a special ref [ yep ] what do you do if someone his you [ its not illeagle so they can but i can hit them aswell ] so they dont want to hit me] you won the title the other night are you happy [ im the champ and nobody will beat me ] i heard you hate your brother [ im not ansering that question ] but do you hate him . and tommy smacks funaki across the face he then kicks him and does a double arm ddt and he then leaves the room
Ladies and gentlemen this match is a no DQ with tommy o leary as special ref .
First entering the ring is Travis Carves
Travis enters to blue fireworks and black fireworks the crowd cheer him he lifts his arms up and poses and then he he walks down and shakes peoples hands but one stranger attacks him by punching him in the face and all the security run over and take him out of the stadium and leave him outside the security say sorry about and he walks up to the ring while he is getting cheered the fans go wild he then goes into the ring . when he points to won side they cheer when he points to the other side they cheer it was a compition who was the loudest they were all loud so they all one he then got up on the turn buckle and pointed around all the stadium .
Next entering is Hitman Alex
The crowd boo while he enters he enters to red orange and white fire works everywhere he then looks up to the crowd . he had a mic with him . he said yous are all losers supporting the wrong people and they all boo and he poses and then walks up to the ring Travis gets out while he gets in to the ring he then talks out the mic and says losers . he then says i lost my match last week because Kofi cheated but i will win this week i know it and he turns of the mic and throws it outside the ring .
Next Entering is Kofi Carribbean
Kofi enters to Green and yellow fireworks and his music
Spoiler:
everyone is cheering while he wals down he then hi 5s lots of people he then grabs the mic and says i won hat match last week fairly you shouldent have looked at hi he is gust travis he is not something to look at he hen drops the mic and runs into the the ring he then gets up on he turnbuckle and points to his titontron an then does a backflip of the turnbuckle and lands on his feet.
The last person to enter is Tommy O' Leary
Tommy enter to dark green fireworks he then holds up his title and all the fans boo he walks down to the ring showing off his belt and gives it to the bell boy he then goes into the ring and jumps onto the turnbuckle and puts up his arms and he points to his belt and he jumps of the rope .
Tommy points to the bell ringer and he rings the bell
Ding
Ding
Ding and the match is under way Travis is first to hit he kicks Alex in the stumach and does a double arm ddt kofi then does a leg drop on alex Kofi and travis go out of the ring and gets weapons Kofi gets a chair and travis gets a baseball bat and then go back into the ring . Alex was back up so he waited when Kofi tried to get in alex slide and hit him with chair in the neck when alex turned around travis was there with a baseball bat he swung it back and hit tommy by an accident and tommy fell to the ground he then got kicked outside the ring by travis .Travis than turned around and went to hit alex with the bat but alex gave him an rko travis fell to the ground . Kofi was there with a ladder and he hits alex with a ladder he then goes out of the ring and gets a chair and when he comes back in he puts alexs face on the chair . Kofi then climbs the ladder and tries to do a leg drop off the ladder but when he is in mid air alex moved and Kofi got hurt .
when travis got up tommy did a susumu yokosuka on travis . Alex gets while Kofi is still down and alex does a mandible claw on kofi kofi hurts his leg alex stops and then starts kicking his leg he then stops and does the full nelson hold on kofi .
Tommy : do you tap
Kofi : no
and alex puts on the presure but kofi breaks out of it alex then gets ready for a spear travis gets up and alex tries to spear travis but travis reverses it into a sto backbreaker neckbreaker combination and alex gets injured kofi got up and climbed the ladder and does a moonsault on alex travis went outside and got a table and put it in the ring Kofi then set it up and travis got a ladder and threw it into the ring kofi then put alex on the table and travis put up the ladder and kofi and travis climbed the ladders and the both did leg drops on alex and alex went trough the table tommy then does a rko on travis when he got up he then picked up a chair and hit kofi in the stumach luck of the irish on kofi alex then gets up and lifts kofi on his shoulders while tommy got up on the top rope and did a doomsday dropkick alex then pins kofi 1 2 really fast but travis does a kick to tommy while he was down he then throws him out of the ring and he then throws a bottle at him tg leathel runs down to the ringwearing a ref gursey travis then hits alex with a chair and he then tries to pin him 1 2 but he breaks out of it kofi then got up and throwed tg out of the and tommy does a ddt . Tommy then got his belt and smacked kofi with it stephanie then came down dressed as a ref and did an assin mist to tommy she then got a bag of tumbtacks and trowed them onto the ground and she pushed tommy into them koi then got a fire litter and put a baseball bat on fire and hit alex with it he then dropped it into water and did a split legged corkscrew moonsault on him 1 2 3 . ding ding ding your winner of the match is kofi carribbean
Kofi : woo i won in your face losers i could have pined yous at any time yous are just big fat stick ups . Zag : tg are you all write . Kofi you deserved to win this match and he claps o kofi .
Kofi then turns around and Tommy hits him with a barrbed wire 2 by 4 to Kofis face . Kofis face is gushing blood and he is also knocked out he then goes out and gets his belt he then comes in and hits kofi with his belt he also brought a chair in with him he puts kofi on two tables that he got from outside the ring and puts his head on the chair and puts him and the chair on the tables and lights it on fire he then climbs a thirty foot ladder and does a four fifty splash on to his head and then he leaves kofi on the table and leaves the ring to his theme song . Stephaniie then gets a fire extingurish and puts the fire out
~The Destruction God vs. Prototype vs. Justin Whitmore vs. Max Taylor in a Ladder Match for the No. 1 Contendership for the International Title!~
~While Vendetta 15 was on the air. Shown to the audience at Vendetta 16.~
The camera fades into view The Destruction God laying on a stretcher in the hospital. Form the camera angle that is in view, we see that Mega comes into the hospital room. Mega stops and stares at The Destruction God laying there, motionless from that devastating attack that happened on the last Vendetta. The Destruction God wakes up and sits up.
Mega: Look.. I hope you find that fucking bitch that attacked you tonight.. Well anyway... I just wanted to say that I have booked you into another match on the next Vendetta. You will be facing Prototype, Justin Whitmore, and Max Taylor in a #1 contendership match for the International Title in a Ladder Match. I've seen that you've been through a lot in these matches that you have... So I decided to give you what you have deserved.. And besides... I can't let down a winning streak.. I think that you would do very good in XWA TDG...
Mega shakes hands with TDG and leaves the room. After Mega leaves TDG goes balistic. He goes around the room punching on walls, throwing monitors at the wall, screaming, and pounds his fists on the stretcher. The stretcher breaks and a doctor bursts through the emergency room door.
Doctor: What the hell are you doing?!?! Someone quick! Help me put him to sleep!
TDG grabs the Doctor's throat very hard. A doctor appears in the doorway and TDG throws the doctor at the other doctor that appeared in the doorway. TDG then holds his fists tightlt and bashes through a wall. He runs through the hole in the wall as we see the doctor in the hallway attending the other doctor.
Doctor: Someone get me a stretcher!
Camera fades as the doctor looks at the other doctor in a depressed way.
~End scene!~
~Video Package!~
Evil eyes with a blackground staring at the viewer fade into view with a chorus.
Chorus: For when I see what the devil sees, For when my mother weaps, For when the devil grows in me, Thou shall see the agony.
~The image then just disappears.~
-Camera fades into view Prototype staring at the camera.-
Prototype: Whether it be monster, demon, warrior.. NOTHING will stop me from obtaining a chance at that International Championship... I will sacrifice my body limb after limb for that chance, and it may finally be fulfilled... Last week, I may have lost to Caleb spires and Alex Firecracker.. But Mega saw that I still have the strength to become a champion so he gave me a championship match opportunity! I will NOT fail and I will NEVER give up!
-Camera fades to black as Prototype is staring hungrily at the camera.-
~Max Taylor is shown walking in a hallway, right after his match against Travis Cavez. Mega comes into the camera's view. Taped at Vendetta 15.~
Mega: Max Taylor! Very, very impressive win against Travis Cavez! I just wanted to let you know I have booked you in a No. 1 Contender's Ladder Match at Vendetta 16 for the International Championship!
Max Taylor: Thank you! Thank you! I just wanted to let you know that another championship opportunity is what I need right now! Thank you!
-Max Taylor walks away smiling as the camera fades to black.-
-2 hours before Vendetta goes on the air. Filmed earlier.-
~Funaki is backstage with Justin Whitmore.~
Funaki: Justin Whitmorea! You have a match with The destruction Goda, Max taylora, and Prooototypea! What are your thoughts entering this Ladder Match?
Justin Whitmore: Well, first I would like to say that The destruction God has that big winning streak. I plan on stopping him right here tonight. As for my other two opponents, they both have the will to be a champion. Tonight I'm going to focus on winning that contract that is hanging on the roof. That's all I am worried about.
~Max Taylor enters the scene.~
Max Taylor: Look, Justin... We have our plan tonight, remember?
Justin Whitmore: Yes! We got to focus on our main threat! His streak ends right here tonight!
Max Taylor: Then why are you making up stuff?
Justin: EH, publicity. *smiles*
~Prototype enters the camera's view.~
Prototype: You may not see ME as a major threat, but I will really prove you wrong... You may look at TDG as the biggest threat to you guys.. But if I was to face The destruction God was to face me in singles action... I will win no doubt. So once you remember that, talk to me. *Walks out of camera's view.*
Prototype and Max Taylor stare at the direction that Prototype left as they each leave the camera's view.
Funaki is standing their looking confused as to why he didn't get an interview and the camera fades to black.
~END SCENE~
~Earlier on the show.~
Cedar: That was an amazing match!
Bull: Unbelievable.
Cedar: Well anyway... How about our co main event here tonight, Bull!
~The camera switches view to the contract on the clipboard that is hanging from the roof.~
Bull: I really have to say that our co main event really beats our actual main event, as we will see The Destruction God vs. Max Taylor vs. Justin Whitmore vs. Prototype in a Ladder Match for the No. 1 contender ship for the International Title!
Cedar: Yes! But before we get back to the action, we have to explain the rules. This match is No DQ, which means they can use all the weapons they want!
Bull: There will also be no count outs! The only way to win the match is by obtaining the contract that is attached to the hook!
~Bull and Cedar talk about the next match.~
-An hour before the match. Shown while Vendetta is still on the air.-
The Destruction God is shown getting ready for his match in the locker room. Max Taylor and Justin Whitmore go into the camera's view.
Max Taylor: Destruction God.. We think we need to make ourselves clear. We WILL end your winning streak tonight here at Vendetta 16!
Justin Whitmore: You are going to regret that you have even came to XWA in the first place!
Max Taylor: Tonight it's you, then the title! We think that Prototype wont be as much as a challenge then you yourself..
TDG: Look, you guys just come up in here and make threats just like that.. look at what happened to Deasert Eagle.. He came up in here and talked shit just like what you 2 did just now.. I'm not here to make friends... I'm here to do a few things.. win championships and find the man that killed my wife! A championship is just to get one step closer to finding that person. I'm still recovering from that attack I took last week and now I'm so pissed I can just lose it!
TDG grabs his head ferociously and runs his way out of camera's view.
Justin Whitmore: Weird....
Screen fades to black as Max Taylor and Justin Whitmore leave the camera's view.
~30 minutes before the match.~
-TDG, Max Taylor, Justin Whitmore, and Prototype are all standing in a sideways line staring at JKX.-
JKX: Look, guys... Let me get straight to the point.. You are all in a Ladder match tonight with the winner being a No. 1 Contender for my International Title.. There is one thing that I want to be clear on.. I don't care whoever wins this match.. I personally asked Mega to make this match just so I can see how my future opponent will fare against me.. I know I have a match with Caleb Spires and I will try to aim for TWO titles tonight, that is my main focus but I also don't want my next opponent to be a total fraud.. Tonight is a test of your strength, will, and determination to become one step closer to gold... I want to see you guys go all out, do i make myself clear?!?!
TDG, JW, Max Taylor, and Prototype all shake their heads yes.
JKX smiles and leaves the camera angle.
TDG, JW, Max Taylor, and Prototype all stare at each other as they leave the camera's view.
-Five minutes before the match!-
~Justin Whitmore and Max Taylor are shown walking together in a hallway, going to the ring.~
Justin Whitmore: You'll never guess what I pulled off...
Max Taylor: What?
Justin Whitmore: Let's just say.. The Destruction God will NOT be in the ring at Vendetta 16. (smiles, camera fades to black.)
THE MATCH!
Ladders are set along ringside.
Bull: Ok now here we are!
Cedar: The heavily anticipated Ladder Match between The Destruction God, Justin Whitmore, Max Taylor, and Prototype in a Ladder Match for the No. 1 Contendership for the International Title!
Bull: This is surely going to be a match for the ages as the four clash, trying to live their dream to win the International Championship!
Cedar: Now from what we saw earlier, we have a strong feeling that Justin whitmore and Max Taylor are going to try to do a COUPLE of things!
Bull: Their first objective is to go after The Destruction God, then they will take care of Prototype, then fend for themselves as far as I know..
Cedar: The question is WHY? Why just focus on The destruction God? Do they think that he's a major threat?
Bull: I have no idea, but here we go, folks!
DING!DING!DING!
Lilian (while camera is focused on the clipboard with the hook): The following is a Ladder Match! In this match, anything goes until someone gets the contract with the clipboard hanging above the ring down.
Crowd goes ballistic for the epic co main event.
Spoiler:
Crowd gives a huge pop to Prototype as he emerges from the curtains.
Lilian: Making his way to the ring, from st. Louis Missouri, at a weight of 225 lbs., and a height of 6'4, Prototype!
Prototype comes out to thousands of cheers. He motions his arms for the crowd to cheer for him while he's smiling. He turns in a circle then heads down the ramp as the cheers still come on, giving high fives to the fans as he goes down the ramp, still smiling.
Bull: Now here is a guy that I think can win this match.
Cedar: he has been making a BOLD statement in his matches.
Bull: I would NOT be surprised if he wins this match..
Prototype walks to the steel steps and climbs them. He holds one arm up while getting in the ring through the middle of the ropes. He gets in the middle of the ring and holds up his arm one more time. Fireworks emerge from the top of the thing that separates the audience from the entrance ramp. Fire works go off over the audience.
Crowd gives a huge pop to the awesome fireworks as they go off above.
Bull: What an awesome ending to an entrance!
Cedar: That is going to be hard to beat!
Prototype kisses two of his fingers and points them at the contract that is hanging above the ring. He then goes on top of each of the turnbuckles and yells at them pointing to the contract saying that it is his and nobody can stop him. Prototype gets off the last turnbuckle as Max Taylor's music and titantron and music goes off.
Spoiler:
Crowd gives a pretty big pop to Max Taylor as he emerges from behind the curtains with his jacket and hood popped up. with pants.
Lilian: Making his way to the ring, coming from Toronto, Canada, weighing in at 215 lbs. with a height of 6 feet, "The Weapon of Fate", Max Taylor!
Bull: This guy has been doing great here in XWA and I can't WAIT to see what this guy has to bring to the table!
Cedar: Yeah, I think this guy definitely deserves this contender ship that he needs!
He looks around at the audience with his arms up in the air, sniffing the greatness that awaits him in the air. Yellow sparks come out from the entrance way. He slowly goes down the ramp and high fives everybody as he walks down the ramp, smiling. Before he reaches the steps, he rips off the jacket and throws it into the audience. He climbs the steel steps and goes through the middle ropes and rips off his pants, revealing his white shorts with the red line near the bottom and also his leg attire. He looks at Prototype and shakes his head no at him. He points at the contract and says it's HIS as Justin Whitmore's music and titantron goes off.
Spoiler:
Smoke comes out as the crowd boos heavily.
Lilian:Introducing third, making his way to the ring, coming from Charlotte, North Carolina, coming in at a weight of 237 lbs., at a height of 6'2, Justin Whitmore!
Justin Whitmore rises from underneath the entrance way. He appears out of the smoke looking at the audience. He throws his arms up in the air, making the shape of two J's. He then interlocks them, making the shape of a W. Silver pyros shoot off behind him as he starts walking down the entrance ramp.
Bull: Well here is one of the most hated wrestlers here in XWA.
Cedar: Well not hated enough to form an alliance with Max Taylor. (Camera switches view to Max taylor smiling, looking at Justin Whitmore and then the camera switches back to view on Justin Whitmore, totally ignoring fans while walking down the ramp.)
Bull: We have to give him props, though. He has definitely earned this opportunity.
Justin Whitmore walks over to steel steps and climbs up them. He slides along the side of the ring and then enters the ring through the middle ropes on the middle of the side. He makes his way toward one turnbuckle and does another JW taunt again, with the crowd booing him heavily. Justin Whitmore gives a smirk and drops down to the mat. The three opponents stare at each other as they wait for The Destruction God to make an appearance. A good 30 seconds pass and on the screen we see cops talking to The Destruction God.
Cedar: What the hell is this?
Bull: I have no idea.. this is definitely not part of the script..
One officer tries to grab The Destruction God but the Destruction God shoves the officer down to the cement floor. The other officers takes out his taser and tazes The Destruction God. The destruction God falls down to the floor. The officer flips TDG over and puts handcuffs on TDG's wrists. The officer picks TDG up and puts him in the car and slams the door. The other cop gets in the other side of the car. The car drives away and TDG kicks the door out and the car slows down. TDG rolls out of the car. TDG gets up on his legs and starts dashing towards the way to the ring. It goes in slow motion as we see TDG break the handcuffs and leave the camera's view.
Bull: Oh my god!
Cedar: Is he really trying to come in the ring?!?!
The camera's view switches back to the ring and we see Justin Whitmore and Max Taylor with pissed off faces. The arena goes black. The camera,s flashes allow us to see the audience as they wait for The destruction God. Bull and Cedar feel little drops of rain on their equipment.
Bull: What the thell is this?
Cedar: Rain?!?!
It just all of a sudden just starts pouring down raining heavily as TDG's music hits!
Spoiler:
Crimson red smoke comes out of the entrance way. People in dessert robes slowly emerge from the red smoke with lit torches in their hands. They form lines on both sides of the entrance ramp as the rain still keeps pouring down.
Bull: How are those torches still lit even in this rain?
Cedar: I have no idea.. This is XWA.. ANYTHING can happen!!
TDG emerges from behind the curtains with his arms up in the air, showing the broken handcuffs. Max Taylor and Justin Whitmore stare at TDG angrily, very pissed off that he still made the show to the match. TDG looks at the whole audience while his arms are still up. Black fireworks start streaming down, exploding on the impact of the entrance way. TDG walks down the ramp, staring at his opponents the whole way down. He then goes and climbs up the steel steps. He then goes over the ropes to get in the ring. He gets in the middle and looks at each of his three opponents as they are all wet from the pouring down rain. He then throws his arms down and each of the top of the turnbuckles gets on fire for about 10 seconds.
Crowd goes nuts for the awesome entrance.
Bull: That has got to be one of the greatest entrances I've seen in XWA.
Cedar: Yeah i agree but all of these wrestlers entrances were pretty entertaining..
Bull: Yeah, no doubt. They really wanted to make an awesome intro to a great match that is about to take place tonight.
The rain stops and the arena lights light up and the people in the dessert robes head to the back. The ref backs each wrestler to their respective corners and signals to ring the bell.
DING!DING!DING!
Bull: And here we go!
Cedar: This match is probably the most anticipated match here at Vendetta 16!
Bull: What you mean probably?!?! Caleb vs. JKX has NOTHING against this!!
All four men move forward to the middle of the ring. TDG decides to focus Justin Whitmore while Max Taylor tries to deal with Prototype. Prototype kicks things off for himself by giving Max Taylor a roundhouse kick!
Justin Whitmore starts off TDG by throwing right and left hands to TDG's ribs. He then throws TDG to the other rope to the other side of the ring and already successfully hits a RKO.
Prototype then grabs Max Taylor and throws him out of the ring. He goes on the top of one of the turnbuckles on the side that Max Taylor is out on. Prototype does an early taunt but it costs him dearly as Justin Whitmore clotheslines Prototype behind the knees. Prototype goes to the floor and rolls around in pain.
Crowd gives a mixed reaction.
Bull: This match is being very fast paced so far...
Cedar: yeah, but once there is a major move, things will slow down and go in either of these guys' favor.
TDG gets up. Justin Whitmore turns around and TDG starts throwing punch after punch and backs JW into a corner. JW sits next to the turnbuckle, exhausted from all the hits. TDG then starts kicking him in the head repeatedly.
Max Taylor gets up and picks up one of the ladders that are laying on the arena floor. Max Taylor then takes the ladder and starts working on Prototypes legs, repeatedly hitting his knees, causing him to scream in pain.
TDG kicks JW enough to get him laying on the floor holding his head. TDG notices that Max Taylor is working on Prototype. TDG then slides out of the ring and punches Max Taylor in the back of the head, preventing him from doing any further damage on Prototype's legs. TDG then grabs hold of Max Taylor's neck and starts doing back hands to Max Taylor's chest. Max Taylor starts screaming from the hits as the fans start giving TDG a huge pop.
Bull: Quick back-and-forth match so far..
Cedar: Don't worry, things are going to start to get good soon!
As TDG, Prototype, and Max Taylor get it on, Justin whitmore cleverly goes out of the other side of the ring and gets a ladder and brings it back in with him. Justin Whitmore sets up the ladder correctly and starts climbing, with the crowd booing the shit out of him. TDG realizes that JW is about to go for the win and quckly gets in the ring and grabs JW and throws him down off the ladder.
Bull: Good move by Justin Whitmore, but TDG came and prevented him from getting an early win.
Cedar: Yeah it was a good strategy at that point, but way too early.
While TDG takes control of Justin Whitmore, Prototype starts to go after Max Taylor. Max Taylor gets up and Prototype hurries and runs and delivers a very fierce headbutt! Max Taylor dazily walks backwards and Prototype capitalizes on this by picking up Max Taylor and power bombing him onto the arena floor. Prototype then goes under the ring and pulls out his favorite weapon: a steel chair.
Bull: This spells out a lot of trouble for Max Taylor.
Cedar: Yeah, it definitely does!!
Meanwhile, TDG puts on a arm bar to Justin Whitmore. Justin Whitmore uses his other hand and starts biting his nail and closing his eyes from the pain and kicks the mat with both feet. Justin whitmore then decides he's had enough and needs to have the will to fighter to be achapion: he needs to turn things around quickly. He then starts pounding his side of his fist with his other hand on the back of TDG's head. TDG eventually lets go after the thunderous stomps from the fist. Justin Whitmore quickly gets up while TDG is sitting up in the middle of the ring.
Bull: Justin Whitmore finally got out of that tough one..
Cedar: But how will Max Taylor get out of the situation HE is in?!?!
Max Taylor uses the thing that separates the audience from the ring to get up slowly. Prototype capitalizes on the moment and tries to slam the steel chair on the back of Max Taylor's head but Max Taylor gets out of the way. Prototype tries to do another chair shot but Max Taylor doges it and snaps back to reality. Max Taylor then kicks Prototype in the gut. Prototype moves backward slowly, holding his ribs and dropping the chair. Max Taylor then capitalizes on this hand does a running slide kick n Prototype. Prototype falls on the ground.
Justin Whitmore stares at TDG as TDG breathes heavily. Justin whitmore jumps on TDG's shoulders, JW still keeping his balance. He then does a backflip and kicks TDG in the face going back down. Justin whitmore quickly gets up and stares at TDG grinning while Max Taylor enters the ring. JW sets up the ladder and Max Taylor starts climbing up, without JW noticing him. When JW notices him, he then pushes the ladder to a side of the ring, Max Taylor's leg getting stuck between the top of the ropes and the ladder. Max taylor screams in pain and agony as he falls down to the arena floor.
Bull: Wow, just when you thought that Max Taylor was cheating JW for the opportunity to face the international champ, JW notices and capitalizes..
Cedar: I have no idea what Max taylor was thinking... He just lost his partner in taking TDG out of the equation and now he's on his own..
Bull: Yeah, but so is Justin Whitmore now...
Justin Whitmore sets up the ladder that is in the ring and starts to go up it. Then prototype comes in the ring and grabs JW's head and throws him to the mat. TDG gets up and then starts throwing left and rights on Prototypes face. Prototype falls to the ground from exhaustion. Justin whitmore then gets up and tries to perform a back breaker on TDG but TDG stays on his feet. Max Taylor stands and holds his leg, still trying to recover from that painful push. TDG tries to climb up the ladder but Prototype then gets up and starts climbing the other side of the ladder. TDG and prototype get to the top of the ladder at the same time while Max Taylor makes his way into the ring. Prototype pushes TDG off the ladder and TDG falls off and lands on top of the ropes and goes out of the ring. Max Taylor then puts the ladder in a carrying position, causing Prototype to fall and collide with the ladder.
Bull: Wow!
Cedar: So somehow.. Some WAY Max Taylor is trying to take control of the match.
Crowd gives a pop to Max Taylor for saving the match.
JW clotheslines the crap out of Max Taylor. JW then starts doing taunts to the audience as they see that he's in control. JW then grabs the ladder and turns in the ring as a taunt. JW drops the ladder and goes on top of one of the turnbuckles. He then points to the clipboard hanging above the ring. He then amazingly jumps and grabs the hook but SLIPS! JW falls down and drops on the ladder.
Bull: Wow!
Cedar: And that right there is the first time I think that we have EVER seen a entrance screw someone from winning the match!
Bull: The rain from TDG's entrance has just SCREWED JW from winning a contendership!
Crowd gives a huge pop. They thought that JW had the match right there.
JW rolls around in the ring holding his back, which is shown bleeding. TDG gets up and recovers from that push off the ladder. TDG then capitalizes on this huge momentum and starts taking total control of the match. Prototype gets up and TDG delivers a Black Hole Slam. TDG then sets up Prototype in a STFU and locks it in.
Bull: Oh cmon! What is TDG doing?!?!
Cedar: This is a LADDER match! Which means no submissions!!
Crowd boos at TDG as this has nothing to deal with the match whatsoever...
Prototype taps but the ref can't do anything. Meanwhile Max Taylor gets up and kicks TDG in the head. TDG lays on the mat after a thunderous kick to the head. JW gets up jumping around and then runs and jumps in the air, then slams Max Taylor's face on the mat from behind.
TDG rolls out of the ring and picks up his favorite bat, barbwired! he goes into the ring, hits everyone in the head, then sets up the ladder and climbs up and gets the contract.
DING!DING!DING!
Lilian: Ladies and gentlemen.. you're winner... The destruction God!
Someone in a black robe runs in the ring. He pulls out a flame thrower and torches TDG. Security extinguishes the fire and apprehend the guy in the black robe as the screen fades to black.
~The End!~
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"The Phenomenal" Killer J v Kyle "D25" Kross
[center]The camera scrolls through the fans and you could see how many people came to XWA Vendetta 16#. You could see some fans holding up signs. One said “The show will be stopped... SUCK IT” and then there was one with “XWA Universe” on it. Suddenly you could hear the voice of Ted Cedar in the background welcoming the viewers. The camera turns to Ted Cedar to hear what he was going to say.
Ted Cedar: Welcome to Vendetta 16#
Eric Bull: Yes, and look how many people showed up today. Truly amazing.
Ted Cedar: Now coming up next is, when two people debut for the first time on Vendetta. And they have had a bit of a rivalry at xwa, and now they have come here to continue what they left off.
Eric Bull: Yes but that is all coming up very soon, but first we have Jeremy Borash backstage with Killer J. Let’s take you to Jeremy Borash ________________________________________________________ On the titantron screen you could see Jeremy Borash with a mic in his hand with a very serious look on his face.
Jeremy Borash: Thank you Eric. Now I am here with the phenomenal Killer J.
The camera turns a bit, to reveal a hyped up Killer J.
Jeremy Borash: Hello Killer.
Killer J: Hey Jeremy.
Jeremy Borash: Tell me Killer (sniff) how do you feel coming back to Vendetta?
Killer J: Ahhhh Jeremy... It feels great to be back at Vendetta, where all my old friends are. And yeah I am really excited to be here.
Jeremy Borash: I mean it has been a long time since you left here... How are you gonna catch up with things?
Killer J: Well I’ll just stick around here and hopefully I’ll be back on track.
Jeremy Borash: Now that David, DC and Tyler is here how do you think it will be, like will it be easier or harder?
Killer J: Oh way easier, because they are all my mates and before i didn’t have nobody to support me and now that they are here it will be way easier.
Jeremy Borash: Now about your match tonight. You’re facing Kyle Kross once again.
Killer J: Right.
Jeremy Borash: I mean you had some matches in the past, but how do you feel about facing him tonight once again?
Killer J: I feel quite nervous, because yes you are right we had some matches in the past. But he is a great athlete and a good friend. And because I had so many matches with him I think I can counter his moves, but I’m nervous if it is enough to win the match.
Jeremy Borash: Ok, we will have to see how well you will do later as we will meet you at ringside, but for now thanks for your time Killer.
Killer J: Thank you.
Jeremy Borash: And we wish you luck.
Killer J: Ok thanks Todd. ________________________________________________________
The camera then turns back to the commentary table.
Ted Cedar: What a sport Killer is.
Eric Bull: Yeah he is. But up next is an interview with Kyle Kross.
Ted Cedar: Yes and with our one and only Funaki, over to you Funaki. ________________________________________________________
The camera turns backstage with Funaki with a XWA Vendetta T-shirt and a mic in his hand.
Funaki: Thanks Ted. I am with Kyle “D25” Kross.
You could see Kyle Kross looking at the ground and rubbing his nose.
Funaki: Hello Kyle.
There was no reply.
Funaki: So anyway how do you feel facing Killer J?
Kyle then looks up at Funaki with an angry look on his face.
Kyle Kross: You wanna how I feel Funaki huh?
Funaki: Yes can you please hurry up...
He then whispers in Kyle Kross’s ear.
Funaki: I need to go to the toilet!!!!
Kyle Kross: Well I’ll tell you how I feel.
Kyle then pushed Funaki, which made him, flew into the air and making him scream. Kyle then grabbed the mic, and then put his face right up into the camera.
Kyle Kross: I have been in a match with him for too long now, and i am now fed up!!!!
When Kyle breathed it made fog show up in the camera lenses.
Kyle Kross: I know Killer he is a nice guy, but if I ever have a match with him AGAIN!!!!! I will have a nervous breakdown!!!! ________________________________________________________ Kyle then threw the mic on the ground as hard as he can, making an annoying screeching noise. He then stormed out of the room, and then the camera turned back to the commentary table with Eric and Ted holding their ears very tight.
Ted Cedar: WOW!!! What is up with Kyle? That did my head in!!!!
Eric Bull: Next up is Killer J v Kyle Kross, so don’t go away because we will be right back.
The camera then shows the XWA logo then it goes to the commercial break. ________________________________________________________
XWA Vendetta 16# comes back from the commercial break, and it shows the famous landmarks of Canada. Then the camera goes to the commentary table with Ted Cedar and Eric Bull.
Ted Cedar: Welcome back to this special edition of Vendetta.
Eric Bull: Yes and we are grateful for you to be here.
Ted Cedar: Yes and our first match up of the evening is “the phenomenal” Killer J v Kyle “D25” Kross.
Eric Bull: Now stand by as we take you to Lillian Garcia.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls. This is your first match of the evening. The way you can win this match is by a pin fall or submission.
Just then Kyle Kross’s theme hits the arena. The crowd started to cheer Kyle Kross, and they also did his taunt (well all the kids did.) Then Kyle Kross came into the stage. There was mixed reactions, because of what happened in the interview with Funaki earlier today. Kyle Kross just looked at the crowd with an “I don’t give a fuck what you are saying” expression on his face. He then went to the middle of the stage and raised both of his hands.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first of all, weighing in at 192 pounds. He is Kyle “D25” Kross!!!
Ted Cedar: Well it is weird seeing Kyle Kross like this.
Eric Bull: Yes and especially for his debut match.
Kyle Kross walked down the entrance ramp and high-5ed the fans (but only lightly.) And then he rolled into the ring. Her went to the nearest rope and climbed onto the middle one and raised both hands. When he hopped down to the ring his theme stopped.
Everybody in the arena waited for the theme tune for Killer J. The fans were hyped up, the commentators were hyped up and Kyle Kross was ready to fight. Just then Killer J’s theme went off, sending the crowd to their feet. Killer J came out onto the stage and the crowd went wild. He then went to the middle of the entrance ramp, and raised both hands over his head to make a cross shape. Then behind him a thunder pyro went off.
Lillian Garcia: And his opponent, weighing in at 205 pounds. He is the phenomenal, the dominating Killer J!!!!
Ted Cedar: Here comes the phenomenal, the dominating Killer J.
Eric Bull: These two have had a lot of battles against each other, and i wonder who will win this battle tonight.
Killer comes up to the apron, and he rolls in the ring. He comes to the nearest turnbuckle, and climbs to the top rope, and does the same taunt he did in the entrance ramp. When he hops down from the top turnbuckle his theme tune stops.
Killer J and Kyle Kross do some warm ups in the ring, and when the ref came in the ring they stopped and they were ready to go. The ref raised his hand and...
~DING-DING-DING~
Ted Cedar: Ladies and Gentleman your first match up of the evening is underway.
Killer J and Kyle Kross first started off stalking each other, and then went into a lock. Kross did a strong headlock keeping it nice and tight. But Killer broke through and did a head lock on Kyle. Kyle then pushed Killer to the ropes and the chucked him over his shoulder, and then he punched Killer on his shoulder continually, until he was drowsy. Then Kyle flipped over his face, MKING Killer’s face plant into the canvas, also making his nose bleed. Kyle went for the pin.
1... Killer J kicked out in 1.
Killer J sat up to whip the blood off of his nose. But Kyle wouldn’t let him do that as he kept on punching Killer in the face making his nose bleed even more. He goes for the pin again.
1, 2...
Killer kicked out on 2.
Kyle got fed up and then picked him up, and ran to the ropes. He tried to go for the clothesline, and it connected with a huge impact, sending Killer J doing a flip in the air. The fans gasped in horror, and Kyle just looked down at Killer. Kyle than ran to the ropes and did a furious leg drop. He then hooked the leg.
1, 2...
Killer J kicked out on 2.
Kyle then got angry and kept on doing leg drops on Killer. He then left Killer lying n the ground knocked out cold. He was slowly getting up and Kyle kept on stalking Killer. When Killer finally got up and turned around Kyle went for a spinning calf kick. But Killer ducked it and when he turned around Kyle did a superkick. The fans gave a big cheer, as Kyle taunted to the fans with Killer just lying down on the floor unconscious. Kyle then turned Killer onto his tummy, and did a Boston crab on him. Killer screamed in pain and begged for mercy, but he wasn’t going away that easily. As he turned onto his back and pushed Kyle onto the ropes. When he rebounded back Killer did a roll up.
1, 2...
Kyle Kross kicked out on 2.
They both got up, and Kyle went for a big boot, but Killer ducked it and did a vicious clothesline and kept on punching him continually on the floor. They both got straight up and Kyle ran up to Killer and did the head scissors, sending Killer outside the ring. Killer got up and Kyle saw the best opportunity to fly.
Ted cedar: Oh no!!!
Eric bull: Kyle is gonna fly!!!
Kyle Kross ran to the ropes and did a suicide dive, and in mid-air Killer J did a triangle dropkick to the chest of Kyle Kross. The fans started to taunt “THIS IS AWESOME!!!” over and over again, and Kyle Kross and Killer J couldn’t barley move. The ref started to count.
1... They both got up.
2... Killer J Irish Whipped Killer J into the steel post.
3... Killer J continually punched Kyle Kross.
4... Kyle did a spinning calf kick on Killer J.
5... Kyle chucked Killer onto the barricade.
6... Kyle also kept on banning Killer’s face on the apron.
7... Killer entered the ring.
8... Kyle Kross entered the ring.
They both got in at 8.
Ted Cedar: WOW!!! What a beating Killer J is taking.
Eric Bull: And with that bloody nose and that brutal attack i don’t know how he can carry on.
Kyle once again taunted to the fans. And he picked Killer up. Killer tried to go for a punch but Kyle Kross ducked it and did a German suplex. Kyle hocked the leg.
1, 2...
Killer J kicked out in 2 and a half.
Kyle was shocked that Killer kicked out of the pin and surely knew that he was out. Killer got up at the same time as Kyle Kross, and they traded blows. Killer was first best and did a DDT. The fans cheered for Killer J getting back on track. He then continually did clotheslines on Kyle Kross. Then Kyle went for a clothesline but Killer reversed it with a Russian leg sweep. Killer got straight back up and taunted to the fans crazily. When Kyle Kross got up Killer J did a chockeslam on Kyle Kross. Killer hocked the leg.
1, 2...
Kyle Kross kicked out on 2.
They both got up straight to their feet and Killer went for a tornado dropkick. But Kyle stepped out of the way and did his signature move the IBS. He went for the pin.
1, 2...
Killer J kicked out on 2.
Kyle then once again kept on stalking Killer ready to do the De-Chumpination. When Killer finally got up he went for it but Killer reversed it into a sit out power bomb. The crowd cheered in excitement but Kyle and Killer were both down and out. The ref started to count.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
They both got up at 9.
They were both drowsy, and couldn’t stand up properly. They traded blows for about 10 secs, and Kyle Kross went for the Krosschairs but Killer reversed it with a big boot. Kyle got straight up and did a clothesline on Killer followed up by a side walk slam. He went for the pin.
1, 2...
Killer J kicked out on 2.
Kyle Kross was outrageous and he knew for sure he was going to get the 3 count. When Killer got up Kyle Kross did his finisher “Let it rock!!!” He once again went for the pin.
1, 2...
Killer J put his foot on the rope, and the pin broke up on 2 and a half.
Kyle Kross was shocked; he was gobsmacked that Killer J still is in the game. He then started to argue at the ref for about 30 secs. Then when Kyle turned around Killer J did a springboard dropkick, and went for the pin.
1, 2...
Kyle Kross kicked out on 2.
Ted Cedar: I can’t believe these still are still standing.
Eric Bull: I know but let’s see the next stretch.
Killer got up and climbed up the top rope. He then did a shooting star press, but Kyle Kross kicked him in the gut in mid air and went for the De-Chumpination, but Killer jumped over his head and he did the Highway to hell.
Ted Cedar: OMG!!! THE HIGHWAY TO HELL!!!
Eric Bull: This can be a 3 count.
Killer hocked the leg.
1, 2, 3!!!!!!
~DING-DING-DING~
Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner Killer J!!!!
The fans cheered and gave a standing obviation for Killer J winning his first match on XWA.
Ted Cedar: KILLER J HAS DONE IT!!!!
Eric Bull: Killer J won his first match on XWA, and look at the crowd cheering Killer on.
Killer got his hand raised and the crowd gave a big whoop!!!! Kyle Kross was on his knees looking on the floor in shame. Whilst the highlights of the match was showing on the titantron screen Killer helped Kyle up, and Kyle Kross got a mic from a member of staff. When the clip stopped playing you could see Killer J and Kyle Kross in the ring with mics.
Kyle Kross: Ladies and Gentleman here is your winner... Killer J!!!
The crowd once again cheered for Killer J, and Killer J waved to the fans.
Killer J: Thank you Kross, but you have to admit Kyle Kross was close and a good job he did.
The crowd now cheered for Kyle Kross.
Kyle Kross: How did you think it was for the beginning of the show, because it certainly amused me!!!
Killer J: How can it amuse you, you were in the bludy match!!!
Kyle Kross: Well it gave me some exercise.
Killer J: So to the point, why are we in the ring talking to you folks, in fact why are we in the ring talking to these folks Kyle?
Kyle Kross: Ah yes!!! We have an important announcement for you guys. Killer take it away.
Killer J: With my pleasure Kyle. Now me and Kyle have had a few bit of matches against each other in xwa, and now we arrived here and we got a match against each other for our debut.
Kyle Kross: And we thought why did we have so many matches against each other? I mean we did have one of the most popular rivalries in history, but we got fed up about it.
Killer J: And it pooped into my head... Oh sorry... Our heads and thought the complete opposite. We can form a tag team.
Kyle Kross: Think about it the KKK- Kyle Killer Konnection. XWA Vendetta will make millions.
Killer J: And from this day we will be the KKK.
Kyle Kross: This message was brought to you by the Kyle Killer Konnection!!!
Killer J’s theme started to play and the fans cheered for the exciting announcement. Killer J and Kyle Kross rolled out of the ring and they started to high 5 the fans whilst they were walking up the entrance ramp. When they got to the stage they both turned around and they both raised an arm. The fans cheered in excitement. It showed the XWA Vendetta 16# logo and then it went to the commercial break.
Post subject: Re: XWA Vendetta #16 Live @ Montreal Quebec, Canada
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:12 pm
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Jason Enigma vs. Joe Reather
Todd Grisham: Ladies and Gentleman, standing by me at this time, Welcome Back Jason Engimaaa!! ~A sea of mixed emotion echo’s around the area~ Todd Grisham: Jason, welcome back from your short time away from the XWA! Since your back, what are your plans for XWA this year?
Jason Enigma: Well, Todd it’s good to be back, especial in my home of Canada! ~Every last person in the area cheers~ Jason Enigma: As far as my goals, I plan to go further than I did on my first run, I also plan to become a possible International Champ, RSD Champ or even the World Heavyweight Champ. I love it here, I would never leave again, this my life. Everyday I was gone, I missed everyone here. I couldn’t stand the spare time I had away from this place. I went to a couple of shows after I left, I saw JKX return and the Slammy Awards.
Todd Grisham: What did you do in your spare time?
Jason Enigma: Lots of things, I…… ~Joe Reather Walks on the Interview set~ ~Joe Reather starts to build up claps~ Joe Reather: Ha, ha, ha Welcome back. It’s good to see you “Hope to become XWA Champion” and what not. But your obviously dreaming, this is my show, I run should run this. As far as my “plans” your not winning a damn thing. Tuff luck for you, because I’m sure to break 2 of your bones on your body in our match tonight. As far as I’m concerned, you should’ve stayed were ever you went because you’ll never beat me.
Jason Enigma: I don’t speak to new comers, “Ha, ha ha.” ~Jason walks off~ ~Joe stands there with a sadistic smile of his face~ ~Screen fades away~
LATER THAT DAY
~Jason is shown walking past JKX~ ~JKX is practicing some standing moves for later that night~ Jason Enigma: Here comes the next XWA Champion! JKX: I hope so, but anyway, It’s good to see you back in XWA. Jason Enigma: It’s great to be back . But how does it feel to finally be in the XWA Title picture? It must be awesome huh? JKX: It’s pretty awesome, but I have a tough opponent, “Caleb” Jason Enigma: I’ve seen him around, spoken to him a couple of times. Seems like you could take him. So where is the rest of Starship Pain? JKX: Everyone else are preparing for there matches, I’ve been practicing, and studying matches all day. I wanted to take time and play out my strategies for tonight, and here I am. What did you do in your spare time? Jason Enigma: Not really anything. I thought, I painted, I worked on my music. It was a tough decision to comeback. I even thought about getting my own reality show. JKX: Interesting. What made you comeback to XWA? Jason Enigma: Like I said in the interview earlier, I missed this place, the people here. JKX: Will you ever leave again? Jason Enigma: I might stay here for a couple of years, or even months. The only significant thing right now is that I’m back. But I’ll talk you later, I have to get ready for tonight. ~Jason Enigma Walks away and JKX continues preparing~
LATER THAT DAY
~Jason Enigma is shown in his locker room~ ~His eyes are closed and his hands are on his head~
(In Jason’s Mind): This is my return. I have to do the best I can if I want to become champion one day. I will not get burned out again and again. I have to stay, this is my day.
~Jason Hears the Door come Open~ ~His eyes open as well~ ~A familiar chuckle begins~
Strange Man: Well look who it is.
Jason Enigma: Joe Reather, I can’t say I’m disappointed, I was looking for someone who’s been here longer than a week.
Joe Reather: Ha, ha, ha. Funny guy. We have unfinished business, I have some thing to handle with you.
~Jason gets up and then Joe and Jason get shoulder to shoulder~
Jason Enigma (Sinister Voice): Like what
Joe Reather: I don’t know maybe something like this.
~Joe pulls back a balled up fist and aims straight at Jason’s Face~ ~Jason gets punched right across the mouth~ ~Jason falls to the ground~ ~Jason Stands up~
Jason Enigma: You wanna go?! Come oN!! Lets Go!!
~Joe and Jason get into a fist fight~ ~Luckily, JKX was walking to Jason’s Lockeroom to talk again. JKX heard the noise and knew what was going on and ran to Megaman’s office~ ~A shot where JKX is running to Megaman’s office is shown~
JKX: MEgA!! MeGA!! JASON AND JOE ARE FIGHTING!!
Megaman: Really?!? Before there match?!? Oh shit!!
~JKX and Megaman are shown running to Jason’s Lockeroom~ ~Jason and Joe are bloody and they look like they’ve been in a car wreck~ ~Mega steps in the break up the fight~ ~Jason and Joe had so little energy, they fell to the ground when Mega pushed them away from each other~
Megaman: What the fuck happened? No, don’t even answer that question. -PAUSE- Look, I’m the general manager of Vendetta, the last thing I want is Razor laughing his ass off because I can’t keep my show in order! Beside that, I don’t want to deal with stupid shit like this. You two could killed each other! Because of this, your damn sure your match is going on, even if you were beating to a bloody pulp. Now you two need some Medical Attention, IF you two can handle each other for a few minutes, you both will be allowed to go. IF this happens again there will be a punishment for both of you! Come on JKX, lets get out of here. ~On the last scene, Jason and Joe are left on the ground, they both eventually get up and walk out together~
LAST SCENE BEFORE THE MATCH
~Jason and Joe are shown entering the area doctors office~
Doctor: How can I help you fellas? Although it’s pretty obvious what you need. Seems like you two got into a mishap backstage, am I correct?
Jason Enigma: Yes.
Doctor: I recently got a call from Megaman ordering me to make you two go on with your match, and I can’t say no to him so. I’ll need to give you guys some bandages.
Jason Enigma: Ok, doc, but I don’t know if we will be able to coexist until then.
Doctor: -Chuckles-
~Joe hasn’t said a word since the fight begin~
Doctor: Well, since you seem to be the most active Jason, we will start with you.
Joe Reather: What?, How come he goes first?!?!
Doctor: There we go, I just needed to hear that “wonderful” voice of yours.
Joe Reather: Whatever, just let him go first.
Jason Enigma: Don’t be such a hard ass Joe, the doc is trying to be nice to us.
Doctor: Thank you Jason. Well, Jason, Joe made a cut right across your eye, I’ll start by patching it up a bit. It won’t hurt at all.
~Doctor pulls out the patches from the cabinet, he begins patching up the top of Jason’s eye~ -PAUSES-
Doctor: There we go Jason, all fixed up. Now it’s time for you Joe.
Joe Reather: Whatever Doc. Lets just get this over with.
Doctor: You have a slight cut under your lips. There no stitches needed, since your wrestling in couple of minutes. I’ll have to patch it up as best as I can.
~The Doctor uses the remaining patches~ -PAUSES-
Doctor: There you go, you both are fixed, but I bet you’ll be back at the end of your match.
Jason Enigma: Ha, ha, ha. Nice one. I just hope these patches will last a match.
Doctor: I hope so to, I would hate to see blood all over the ring, again.
Jason Enigma: HA! Well, I’m about to leave, I don’t know about Joe. But See ya!
~Jason leaves the office, Joe stays, The screen fades away~
THE MATCH
Lillian: The Following Match is schedule for one fall!!
Lillian: Introducing first, From, Preston, England , Weighting at 200 Pounds, The Darkness, Joe ReaTHER!
Joe has been standing at the middle of the stage ever since the introducing started, he’s glaring at the crowed threw his piercing eyes. He begins to walk down the ramp, A huge roar of fireworks go off while he’s walking down. He continues down the ramp while annoying the blazing heat the fireworks are giving. He walks to the edge of the ring and the fireworks fade away. Joe slides into the ring and gets up. He then again glares at the crowed. He ignores all the boo’s and “you suck” chants. His mind is still focused on Jason Enigma. Joe slowly walks to the top right turnbuckle, Joe grabs the ropes and hopes on the second turnbuckle. He then again stares at the crowed taking in all the air the area can take. Joe hops off the turnbuckle and stares at the stage. Waiting for Jason Enigma to appear. His theme song fades away.
Lillian: And his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Weighting at 230 Pounds, Jason EniGMA!!!!!
~The Crowed awaits the suspense to be cut~ ~26 Seconds in on the Song and The Suspense is still building~
~These are the words that will tear you apart ~
~The entire crowed bursts there lungs for Jason~ Jason runs at of the curtain, he stops at the middle of the stage. He breathes in all the cheers and bops to his theme song.
~(So I'm Sorry)~
Jason then jumps up in the air to gain speed. He then starts to run to the ring.
~(When no one here will say what needs to say )~
Extremely loud screams are heard left and right of Jason. Fans immediately adapt to his new theme song. It’s very noticeable that fans are really addicted to it as there also bopping there heads up and down.
~(Climbing on the way up, Sizing up the competition, waiting for the right time, To strike a chord and change your life. It's this air and time that's bringing me home again. A lame attempt at playing the part again now. )~
Jason then slides into the ring, and gets up and stands on his feet. He then takes one last deep breathe before the match begins. Joe Reather eyes are still locked on Jason. Everywhere Jason goes, Joe’s eyes follow. Jason proceeds to the turnbuckle, he climbs on to it. Jason glances at the crowed and closes his eyes. He extends his arms outward and behind his back. A small pop came from the crowed. Jason then turns around on the turnbuckle and jumps off. Jason’s focus then gets locked on to Joe Reather.
~((Don't you ever think for one-second that I Will Forget The Reasons That I Cried) The premise and motive fueling blank faces. The fool in a place you don't know. In this place, you don't )~
~Jason’s music then fades away to the darkness~ ~The referee asks for the microphone from Lillian~
Referee: Now, guys before you battle it out, Megaman has order me to make you guys shake hands.
-PAUSES-
Referee: Go on, do it.
~Jason looks at the crowed, the crowed knew he was asking should he do it~ ~The crowed politely agreed~ ~Jason got closer and closer to Joe~ ~Joe extended out his hand~ ~Jason accepted~ ~A solid 3 second handshake~ ~The both back up~
The two run at each other and get in the classic lockup. Joe was able to release Jason’s arms and connect with a headlock. The hold is held for at least 5 seconds. Joe felt Jason had already been weak enough to the point were he could flip him right over. He was right, Joe was able to lift Jason off the ground and able to slam on the ground while to headlock had been converted to a chinlock. Jason has enough strength to kip-up and break the hold. Joe runs at Jason and slaps him in the moutn. Jason jerks his head back in pain. Jason jerks his head back so his attention is on Joe. Jason jumps in the air and hit’s a low drop kick to Joe’s legs. Joe falls forward on the mat. Joe pops straight back up and is getting frustrated. Jason looks at the ground and jumps on Joe impacting with the forearm smash. Jason and Joe both fall to the ground, but Joe has taking the most pain. Jason gets on his knees and begins to punch Joe in the face. Revealing the scars from earlier. The Referee ordered Jason to back of in order to see if Joe could continue. Joe said he had enough energy to go on. The Referee believed him and let Jason continue. Jason grabbed Joe by the hair once again. But it’s obviously a illegal move. So the referee stepped in and pushed Jason away from Joe. Joe fell to the ground. Jason immediately went back to Joe. He had to find other way to pick Joe up without having to touch his head. Jason decides to pick up Joe by his left arm. Joe had apparently been playing possum. Because Joe had been able to hit a European Uppercut. Jason falls to the ground. Joe quickly stands up. Jason holds his head in pain. Joe takes a deep breath and walks toward Jason’s body. Joe laughs at Jason body and begins to toy with him. He begins to kick Jason in the head and laughs heavily. Jason’s patches had opened up aswell. Of course, the Referee had to step in and check to see Jason could go on. The referee bends down and asks Jason “Can-You-Continue?” Jason replied “Of Course” Joe grabs Jason by the sides of his head. Jason had been struggling, he repeatedly fell to the ground. Joe kicked him in the gut and Jason fell backwards. Joe walked over to Jason and grabbed his arm. Joe pulled Jason up by it. Joe jumped and twisted his arm along with his body. Jason also flipped. Jason whaled in pain. Joe ran to the nearest turnbuckle and climbed on to it. He patiently waited for Jason to get up. A couple seconds later, Jason got up. Joe waited for the perfect time. Jason turned around and was facing Joe. Joe jumped and attempted to do a Missile Dropkick. Jason was smart enough to see it coming. He swiped Joe’s feet out of his way. Joe fell on the mat. You could see his entire body flop off the mat and slam back onto it. Joe holds his stomach because an enormous amount of pain had just been caused to it. Jason runs to Joe’s dead-like body and grabs his head. He picks it up and slams it onto the mat. Joe does not responded, he’s still holding his stomach. Jason grabs Joe by the sides of his head and drags him to the ropes. Jason lifts Joe up, like he’s about to do a suplex. He places Joe behind to ropes and puts his head under the 1st rope. Jason pulls Joe out so Joe’s entire body is out except his legs. Jason pulls Joe’s head down and slams it into the mat, hitting the Rope-Hung DDT. Jason pulls the remaining parts that are left under the ropes, and goes for the pin. 1.………2.……..Joe kicks out. Jason is disappointed but he continues beating Joe. Jason drags Joe and leaves him on the bottom turnbuckle. Jason goes to the opposite turnbuckle and runs from it. He grabs the ropes that are above Joe and jumps into the air. He then slams both feet into Joe’s chest, hitting the Hardyac Arrest. Jason pulls Joe’s body to the center of the ring and goes for the pin. 1.…………2.……….Joe kicks out. Jason is very disappointed and picks Joe up, Joe release Jason arms from him and backs up and runs at Jason. He hits his finisher, The Running Neckbreaker. Joe goes for a quick pin. 1.………..2.………Jason kicks out. The crowed was very surprised that Jason kicked out. Joe is very frustrated. He picks up Jason without Jason, Jason pushes Joe away and hit’s a Double Knee Facebuster. Jason also goes for a quick pin. 1.……….2.………Joe kicks out. The Crowed goes crazy mad. Jason gets an idea. Jason had yet to debut a new move. Jason pulls Joe to the center of the ring. Jason grabs Joe’s Legs and then seizes one of the arms and proceeds to walk over to Joe while continuing to hold the arm, forcing him to turn over onto his stomach. Jason then kneels down on Joe’s back, locking Joe’s arm behind his knee in the process. Jason then reaches over and bends one leg so that the shin is behind the knee of the straight leg and places the ankle of the straight leg in their armpit. With the same arm, Jason reaches around the ankle and through the opening formed by the legs, and locks his hands together as in a Cloverleaf. Jason then pulls back so as to stretch the legs, back and neck of Joe while keeping the arm trapped. Joe then starts to scream in pain and suffering. Joe has never felt this move applied to him before, he just could take it anymore. Joe starts to rasie his hand, but he tries so hard not to tap. Joe’s hands gets lower, and Jason still has the move locked in. Joes hand got extremely low. Joe began to tap out and the Referee told the time keeper to ring the bell. Jason let go.
He let the referee raise his hand. Jason repeatedly screams “Yes!” Yes!” Yes!” while shaking his hands up and down. Joe can’t believe he just lost to someone who hasn’t wrestled in a while.
~A scene is shown where Megaman is watching the match~ ~Megaman begins to shake his head~ ~The screen fades away~
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